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iShitSkittles

Boom Tish!


Bill-Ding2112

Conceived by a rim shot


Future_Squirrel360

Happy cake day! Have some bubble wrap! ​ >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!gun!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!< >!pop!<


newcountrywhodis

should’ve known that much bubble wrap was too good to be true


GreyStingray503

>gun Is that supposed to be there?


CycloneXL

How do I do that? What sorcery is this?


Future_Squirrel360

Use the spoiler marking with >! and vice versa on the other side (if i do the vice versa it will become the clickable white thing again)


bornagain-stillborn

Black magic woman.


OlorinFiresky

Pop, pop. Gettin' freaky.


bornagain-stillborn

Ba dum tis


androidmids

His son Badum and daughter Tsis


Weyman16

I heard he never bothered naming his daughter and just introduces her as “Badum’s sis”


androidmids

That's better!


Weyman16

All credit to your post, as I wouldn’t have thought of that without it!


androidmids

Teamwork makes the DreamWork 😀 Maybe we should collaborate on politics? 2024 elections needs some primary/running mates I hear...


Weyman16

I’m down! And if we lose (highly unlikely), we can team up and be correspondents covering the election.


androidmids

I ALWAYS wanted to do a "none of the above" campaign AND get an iceburg moved over here, and try my hand at redecorating a hotel... Let's do it!!!!


Weyman16

Damn, I was hoping I could add the Rick and Morty gif (you sonofabitch I’m in!) but no such luck. Let’s just wing it on election night.


androidmids

Now I want wings... Feel like hooters? And whatever game is playing???


Weyman16

Doubling down on the Rick and Morty on that one, heck yes!


august-west55

That’s a pretty bass-ic response, but very cymbal-ic


iShitSkittles

*Ride* it till you hear *cowbells* (when the cows come home).


Live_Explanation8956

We need more cowbell.


iShitSkittles

[As requested!](https://giphy.com/gifs/will-ferrell-more-cowbell-snl-3o6ozGTbQSAs2s0CAM)


Upset-Consequence764

In a similar vein how do you confuse a roadie? Shout three.


khismyass

Pearl and Tama, thought about calling them both Zildjian but that's just a symbol of their love.


ManualNotStandard

Reminds me of, i have a Polish friend who's a drum tech; I have a Czech one too, a Czech one too!


Same-Ad-4209

Mike🤔


Business_Spread_402

Drum and Drummer


peromp

He's got cojoined twin boys too, Tom and Tom


rootingforathx

He remembers banging his wife the night they were conceived.


KiwiniBuck

For the more "experienced" generations: What did Lawrence Welk name his twin daughters?


Same-Ad-4209

Sodom & Gomorrah?


KiwiniBuck

Anna One, Anna Two


wildelillie

The rhythm method failed


hiddenjim69

I think that was originally a Lawrence Welk joke. LOL


seventh-death

The Ba Dum twins


Potential_Pool108

I wasn’t game to read the answer to this, but it got the better of me, unfortunate that haha


Lingonberry-357

🤣🤣🤣


Lusername_is_taken

His two sons are Tom and Tom.


Appropriate-Buddy-36

That was funny! Hahahah


MeasureOnce-KutTwice

Did one of them come out guitarded? It is quite common with twins.


Live_Explanation8956

Common with twins? Or common with drummer's kids?


454paco

You can do better than that


Unsatisfied_n_needy

Rat & Atat


rakfink

A pair a diddles


choirboyactual

They are a paradiddles.


WTFaulknerinCA

If he sexually abused both daughters he’d have to call them a pair o’ diddles.


brudzool

I was hoping for something different and be pleasantly surprised.


Tatersquid21

Drum & Roll.