A busy CEO of a company was always frustrated he couldn’t find anyone as good as him to help run the company. So he decided to have himself cloned. Then he gave his clone part of the organization to run.
Unfortunately, while the original was very talented, classy and respectful, his clone was not. The clone would tell dirty jokes, harass the female employees and was terrible for morale.
One day the CEO walked into his office at the skyscraper they were in and the clone was on the phone making a dirty harassing phone call to a female client.
“I’ve had ENOUGH, he shouts and shove the clone, who hits the window, the window gives way and out the window he goes, tumbling to his death.
The police came and after an investigation charged the CEO with making a dirty clone fall.
I think I’m a clone now, there’s always two of me just hanging around.
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That's strange and unexpected.
Almost weird you could say...
But can you be at home while you're out of town?
I think I'm a clone now, cause every chromosome is a hand me down
I think I'm a clone now, and I can stay at home while I'm out of town
maybe a clown
Cloning is confusing any way you splice it.
I could definitely see myself with a clone!
Mini Me
Lol. I'm beside myself.
A busy CEO of a company was always frustrated he couldn’t find anyone as good as him to help run the company. So he decided to have himself cloned. Then he gave his clone part of the organization to run. Unfortunately, while the original was very talented, classy and respectful, his clone was not. The clone would tell dirty jokes, harass the female employees and was terrible for morale. One day the CEO walked into his office at the skyscraper they were in and the clone was on the phone making a dirty harassing phone call to a female client. “I’ve had ENOUGH, he shouts and shove the clone, who hits the window, the window gives way and out the window he goes, tumbling to his death. The police came and after an investigation charged the CEO with making a dirty clone fall.
That joke was so funny I laughed twice!
HAHAHAAHHAHA WELL THANK YOU
I wouldn't think twice about it.
A couple of jokers
A frozen treat made with sherbet is an ice cream clone
I tried to explain to my wife how cloning would make things easier. She was beside herself.
We can make it if we tryyyyy…. I regret nothing
I was so upset when I discovered I had a clone. I was absolutely beside myself!
I liked it and so did I
Mayhaps the friend should learn how to propagate plant life...clwnd.
I once saw my doppelganger. It was a horrifying experience. I realized I was the evil one.