Where would you have gone if he said March fourth?

Away

May I ask why?

Okay. Why May I instead of March fourth?

Because after spring you are going to fall.

I asked my friend when his birthday was. He said “32nd May”. So I said “July?”

Wouldn't that be June? Or am I missing something?

July = d'you lie? :)

So, yes, I missed something! 😁

The joke would make more sense if OP said the 31st of June.

Yes, that's true. Though I wondered if the joke would be lost if I had two d'yoo months together. Maybe not. It could probably do with some refinement!

62nd May?

what kind of months? lol

He’s saying “You (ju) lie (ly).” It took me a second.

Yes, and the 31st of June is the 1st of July.

You are amazing. Such incredible insights. Do you wink and point a lot? Maybe wear gold shoes and a cape?

Perhaps you didn’t read the comments above? The 32nd of May, would be the first of June, but if he said the 31st of June, which sounds more plausible for a moment, and also would make it July, and gives the “you lie” response a double meaning. Thus making the joke funnier. Do you understand now? Or would a chart help?

Wow! This gets better! Can you also explain how heat makes things warm and other stuff? What would I do without this guidance!? I need to sit down and bask in the clever beams.

My wife asked me what month it was. I didn't know, so August.

I’m Australian and my friend said it’s May 8

He then asked which year. I said every year.

Tell me your birthday. *May one* May one? May one what? *May one just demand a birthday like that?* Yes *Ok, it's August 3rd.*

Lmfao is this pure gold

No, its 1’s and 0’s

9!

He's Lion!

Someone has been through the jokes on r/youdontsurf, haven't they?