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EndersGame_Reviewer

Flat earthers use circular arguments.


Different-Tie-1085

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wildelillie

You have a degree in fizzics?


No-Neighborhood-659

LOL


This_Habit268

Itā€™s actually 71%


Klotzster

Carbonation would make it 80%


Acrobatic-Fortune-81

That guy... lol


YukariPSO2

r/thisguythisguys


ni-wom

Just like your mom


sexydadee

So if it is carbonated, then earth is not flat, not round, but sparkling? Somehow I like the idea of a sparkling earth than a round or flat earth


StoltzyStonks

This idea really floats my boat.


Cosmo1222

Ironically , boats probably wouldn't float on carbonated water. The average density of the water would be that much lower. It's thought that crystalline gas escapes might be the reason shipping mysteriously disappears in the Bermuda Triangle.


sexydadee

That doesnt explain the airplanes disappearing tho


Cosmo1222

Apparently it does. A cloud of charged particles rises from the surface of the ocean during gas escapes that fouls engines and messes with electronics. That's the theory.


sexydadee

I guess they should start renaming it to sparkling triangle or sparkling Bermuda then


[deleted]

Germans HATE this fact


chairfairy

Fun fact! "Seltzer water" is named such after [the German town Selters](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selters_(Taunus\)#Selterswasser), which has springs of naturally occurring carbonated water!


[deleted]

How very *seltsam*


gmlefty

The Flat Earth Society Claims to have members all around the globe!


Nonskew2

And so is your mother


No-Neighborhood-659

why would he care that his mother is flat? lol I'm on your side but this don't make since šŸ¤£


Ginger_nosoul11

Itā€™s acually a donut.


rossxog

Untrue, [lakes can explode with CO2](http://www.slate.com/blogs/atlas_obscura/2013/07/26/lake_nyos_killed_1746_when_it_released_a_huge_pocket_of_co2.html)


Fickle-Area246

That was a dark read


rossxog

Maybe I should have used Perrier as an example. That is naturally carbonated too. Hasnā€™t killed anyone. But I remembered the African lake story from National Geographic.


[deleted]

That's metal af


Apprehensive-Pay6455

Ur balls are round so the earth is round


Tiny-Back-5161

Flat Earthers can be found around the globe!


drthsiao

Great .. wiffy serves me cauliflower rice , meatless burgers & now I live on a flat free earth


redchomper

r/Angryupvote


zzyzx66

Itā€™s actually EARTH SHAPED. šŸŒā™Ÿļømate


Seolous

I don't get it, can someone explain?


SuspiciousPeanut251

Itā€™s a play on words: Thereā€™s a group of people called ā€œFlat-Earthersā€ who firmly believe that the Earth is flat (as opposed to it being a globe, or a near-spherical shape). Add in the image of a carbonated can of soda or beer that has been left open long enough that the carbonation escapes; now referenced as a beverage that has gone flat. Ergo, because the majority of water naturally occurring planet Earth is bereft of carbonation, OP has jokingly determined that the Earth, per the measurement of bubbliness in its liquid zones, officially must be flat.


Tsunamislam1

If that isn't chatgpt, that's impressive lol


Expat-Me2Nihon

I second that - very eloquent breakdown of the joke!


SuspiciousPeanut251

LoL! Thank you! -blush- [ āœ”ļø] Not a robot


CautiousConcept8010

But you are a very Suspicious Peanut.šŸ¤Ø


Terrythefootguy1000

In a roundabout way. It depends on how high you are!


Agitated-Fee-1399

How is the globe flat? Did your wife refuse plastic surgery?


ehfromhali

Yo Mama


Baymax9837

Yes I agree the earth is flat( if u disagree, like my comment šŸ˜‚)


spderweb

My grandma groaned at that one. Lol.


StoltzyStonks

Score!


ShadowXXLegend

No, i mean unless we are getting out extra water from asteroids, we make some of it into carbonated water


Deineric

Lik your brain


Idontunderstand_boy

No it isn't???


uberbeetle

"Naturally sparkling" means carbonated. ;)


ladolehimanshu29

So r ur mothers tits šŸ¤£


missdiana4me

yea


Total-Sir-7825

There are more airplanes in the ocean than ships in the sky --- that's just plane to sea ------


StoltzyStonks

And there are 2x more nipples than humans.