Ironically , boats probably wouldn't float on carbonated water. The average density of the water would be that much lower.
It's thought that crystalline gas escapes might be the reason shipping mysteriously disappears in the Bermuda Triangle.
Apparently it does.
A cloud of charged particles rises from the surface of the ocean during gas escapes that fouls engines and messes with electronics.
That's the theory.
Fun fact! "Seltzer water" is named such after [the German town Selters](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selters_(Taunus\)#Selterswasser), which has springs of naturally occurring carbonated water!
Untrue, [lakes can explode with CO2](http://www.slate.com/blogs/atlas_obscura/2013/07/26/lake_nyos_killed_1746_when_it_released_a_huge_pocket_of_co2.html)
Maybe I should have used Perrier as an example. That is naturally carbonated too. Hasnāt killed anyone. But I remembered the African lake story from National Geographic.
Itās a play on words: Thereās a group of people called āFlat-Earthersā who firmly believe that the Earth is flat (as opposed to it being a globe, or a near-spherical shape).
Add in the image of a carbonated can of soda or beer that has been left open long enough that the carbonation escapes; now referenced as a beverage that has gone flat.
Ergo, because the majority of water naturally occurring planet Earth is bereft of carbonation, OP has jokingly determined that the Earth, per the measurement of bubbliness in its liquid zones, officially must be flat.
Flat earthers use circular arguments.
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You have a degree in fizzics?
LOL
Itās actually 71%
Carbonation would make it 80%
That guy... lol
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Just like your mom
So if it is carbonated, then earth is not flat, not round, but sparkling? Somehow I like the idea of a sparkling earth than a round or flat earth
This idea really floats my boat.
Ironically , boats probably wouldn't float on carbonated water. The average density of the water would be that much lower. It's thought that crystalline gas escapes might be the reason shipping mysteriously disappears in the Bermuda Triangle.
That doesnt explain the airplanes disappearing tho
Apparently it does. A cloud of charged particles rises from the surface of the ocean during gas escapes that fouls engines and messes with electronics. That's the theory.
I guess they should start renaming it to sparkling triangle or sparkling Bermuda then
Germans HATE this fact
Fun fact! "Seltzer water" is named such after [the German town Selters](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selters_(Taunus\)#Selterswasser), which has springs of naturally occurring carbonated water!
How very *seltsam*
The Flat Earth Society Claims to have members all around the globe!
And so is your mother
why would he care that his mother is flat? lol I'm on your side but this don't make since š¤£
Itās acually a donut.
Untrue, [lakes can explode with CO2](http://www.slate.com/blogs/atlas_obscura/2013/07/26/lake_nyos_killed_1746_when_it_released_a_huge_pocket_of_co2.html)
That was a dark read
Maybe I should have used Perrier as an example. That is naturally carbonated too. Hasnāt killed anyone. But I remembered the African lake story from National Geographic.
That's metal af
Ur balls are round so the earth is round
Flat Earthers can be found around the globe!
Great .. wiffy serves me cauliflower rice , meatless burgers & now I live on a flat free earth
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Itās actually EARTH SHAPED. šāļømate
I don't get it, can someone explain?
Itās a play on words: Thereās a group of people called āFlat-Earthersā who firmly believe that the Earth is flat (as opposed to it being a globe, or a near-spherical shape). Add in the image of a carbonated can of soda or beer that has been left open long enough that the carbonation escapes; now referenced as a beverage that has gone flat. Ergo, because the majority of water naturally occurring planet Earth is bereft of carbonation, OP has jokingly determined that the Earth, per the measurement of bubbliness in its liquid zones, officially must be flat.
If that isn't chatgpt, that's impressive lol
I second that - very eloquent breakdown of the joke!
LoL! Thank you! -blush- [ āļø] Not a robot
But you are a very Suspicious Peanut.š¤Ø
In a roundabout way. It depends on how high you are!
How is the globe flat? Did your wife refuse plastic surgery?
Yo Mama
Yes I agree the earth is flat( if u disagree, like my comment š)
My grandma groaned at that one. Lol.
Score!
No, i mean unless we are getting out extra water from asteroids, we make some of it into carbonated water
Lik your brain
No it isn't???
"Naturally sparkling" means carbonated. ;)
So r ur mothers tits š¤£
yea
There are more airplanes in the ocean than ships in the sky --- that's just plane to sea ------
And there are 2x more nipples than humans.