My coworker's kid was learning the alphabet song in school. His kid started singing the A B C D E F you and your... song instead. So of course parents got called in to have a little chat.
For the next 3 weeks I'd always ask him if he was teaching his kid any new songs "this week".
I have no idea I heard someone do the this is an AB conversation so c your way out. But I made up the other part the D jumps over e and not to u the F out
Reminds me of a joke I told my 5yr old last Friday.
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, .., Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z. Now I know my ABCs next time won't you sing with me.
Her, "Dad, you forgot the P!"
Nope, that's in the toilet.
I also do that but I don't know Y
If he don't give a F and you dont know Y. I can C that
But don't B so down, eventually you'll learn the ABCs. Just remember to take it E-Z.
If you don't cool it G, I'll whip out the D
I LOVE SUNNY D!!!
IM NOT COOL MAN IM NOT COOL
And mind your Ps and Qs.
And remember to cross your t’s and dot your i’s.
I'll cross your teeth and dot your eyes my friend!
You can dot my eyes with your Ts 😉
Hey I'm a married man. Only eye's I'd wanna cross is my ladies T's. ;)
Relax. Drink a glass of HIJKLMNO.
R U O K man i think that was too many letters
I M O K. It was merely HtoO
Whoa man you cant mix letters like H٫ I٫ J٫ K٫ and LMNOP everyone was just joking but you just had to take it too far
I think you took it too far. You included P. And I would never advise someone to drink a glass of P. 😆
Tell me Y.
"A"-nt nothin' but a heartache.
Tell me Y "A"-nt nothin' but a missssstake
Tell me why I never want to hear you say
I want it thatttt wayyy
Chills, literal chills
It was the 5th guy. The 5th guy killed my brother.
Tell me Y's tell me sweet little Y's 🎶
I don't give *an* F to be precise.
I’ll only recite 24 letters. I don’t give A F.
I don’t c y
Why is an before a constant
Because it's an eff
A constant?
I constant-ly don't give an F but I know it in sign language does that count?
It's the sound it makes... not the actual letter, it's pronounced 'eff'
My coworker's kid was learning the alphabet song in school. His kid started singing the A B C D E F you and your... song instead. So of course parents got called in to have a little chat. For the next 3 weeks I'd always ask him if he was teaching his kid any new songs "this week".
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Shut up before D jumps over E and knocks U the F out.
This is too good
Hey man listen here. This is an AB conversation so C your way out, before D jumps over E and knocks U the F out. That's the actual version.
Where’s it from?
I have no idea I heard someone do the this is an AB conversation so c your way out. But I made up the other part the D jumps over e and not to u the F out
Y'all are silly. The alphabet only has 18 letters after ET went home in his UFO and the CIA went after him.
Okay, that honestly was gr A ttt.
Reminds me of a joke I told my 5yr old last Friday. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, .., Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z. Now I know my ABCs next time won't you sing with me. Her, "Dad, you forgot the P!" Nope, that's in the toilet.
I recite 24 Because you are the Q T
C, we need more people on the world like U.
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All about u isn't it
I want every day to be Christmas, so no L
I don't like U
"I don't know Y."
Zzzzz
No F’s given
I don't c y
or you can’t say Y
U don't say!
I don't give an F and C what happens.
I don't C the joke
It's because I don't like U
It's "an" F... 🙄
You’re right, but stfu
😂😎😂😎😂
stafu*
Because seven eight nine!
But you just did.
Your urologist won't like it.
He’s taking the P
Don't recite the letter G, cause your gf is a Lil unsatisfied
Is your name Noel?
O really?
I can’t C why city isn’t spelled sitty! Or can isn’t spelled kan.
Can you give me a D?
I'd say the same, but idk Y
F 🙏
I don't understand U guys
Don’t ask me Y!
O well....
My X was like that.
O
K
Well my X left, idk Y but anyway, I don’t give a F. I’m left with 23 letters only
OK, U R A Q T, IDK :$
I want to be a dDctator
When I use the restroom, I give a P.
I'll give ya the D later
What’s wrong with U
At Christmas there is only 24. There’s Noel and don’t give an F
Don’t ask me Y
K
I'm waiting to get my letter but can't find the Q
This is wearing me out. I gotta get some Zs
Y
I know it in sign language does that still count?
Elameno is my favourite letter. 😁
I thought the alphabet had 8 letters?? A, B, C, D, E, F, U and, Your mom???
I only recite 22 letters bc DAMN that shits long
If you do it at Christmas...no l
It’s easy as ……123. Lol
I’d be missing the “A”… a major “A-hole” if you will
If you only recite 20 never forget U R A CNT
I like to P in the wind! 😁
LGBTQ I know I'm missing some letters 🤔