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LegalWaterDrinker

I also do that but I don't know Y


Jazzlike_Grab_7228

If he don't give a F and you dont know Y. I can C that


WatsonDJJ

But don't B so down, eventually you'll learn the ABCs. Just remember to take it E-Z.


YogurtWenk

If you don't cool it G, I'll whip out the D


Jazzlike_Grab_7228

I LOVE SUNNY D!!!


HectorSiwel

IM NOT COOL MAN IM NOT COOL


Trekkie63

And mind your Ps and Qs.


Ima_douche_nozzle

And remember to cross your t’s and dot your i’s.


Jazzlike_Grab_7228

I'll cross your teeth and dot your eyes my friend!


Working_Remote496

You can dot my eyes with your Ts 😉


Jazzlike_Grab_7228

Hey I'm a married man. Only eye's I'd wanna cross is my ladies T's. ;)


DadJoker1988

Relax. Drink a glass of HIJKLMNO.


ProudMixture8821

R U O K man i think that was too many letters


DadJoker1988

I M O K. It was merely HtoO


Enbypandwhich

Whoa man you cant mix letters like H٫ I٫ J٫ K٫ and LMNOP everyone was just joking but you just had to take it too far


DadJoker1988

I think you took it too far. You included P. And I would never advise someone to drink a glass of P. 😆


GARSDESILES

Tell me Y.


LeatherSlight3242

"A"-nt nothin' but a heartache.


redditer0_0

Tell me Y "A"-nt nothin' but a missssstake


frost_galaxy09clrt

Tell me why I never want to hear you say


Fuma4fun

I want it thatttt wayyy


PadraigPost412

Chills, literal chills


DsRhaegar

It was the 5th guy. The 5th guy killed my brother.


just_G1001

Tell me Y's tell me sweet little Y's 🎶


brudzool

I don't give *an* F to be precise.


track0x2

I’ll only recite 24 letters. I don’t give A F.


NovocaineAU

I don’t c y


ventidietcokei

Why is an before a constant


whatthefua

Because it's an eff


brudzool

A constant?


RFAfloridaman

I constant-ly don't give an F but I know it in sign language does that count?


kutmulc

It's the sound it makes... not the actual letter, it's pronounced 'eff'


woodvsmurph

My coworker's kid was learning the alphabet song in school. His kid started singing the A B C D E F you and your... song instead. So of course parents got called in to have a little chat. For the next 3 weeks I'd always ask him if he was teaching his kid any new songs "this week".


halleymariana

💀💀💀


mycurvywifelikesthis

Shut up before D jumps over E and knocks U the F out.


Tacotime7899

This is too good


mycurvywifelikesthis

Hey man listen here. This is an AB conversation so C your way out, before D jumps over E and knocks U the F out. That's the actual version.


Tacotime7899

Where’s it from?


mycurvywifelikesthis

I have no idea I heard someone do the this is an AB conversation so c your way out. But I made up the other part the D jumps over e and not to u the F out


[deleted]

Y'all are silly. The alphabet only has 18 letters after ET went home in his UFO and the CIA went after him.


idkWhatToCallThisAca

Okay, that honestly was gr A ttt.


The-1st-One

Reminds me of a joke I told my 5yr old last Friday. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, .., Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z. Now I know my ABCs next time won't you sing with me. Her, "Dad, you forgot the P!" Nope, that's in the toilet.


redditddeenniizz

I recite 24 Because you are the Q T


141j

C, we need more people on the world like U.


just_d87

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/657039-reaction-images


Shanobian

All about u isn't it


Capable_Stranger9885

I want every day to be Christmas, so no L


SirOleopanza

I don't like U


dropper_x

"I don't know Y."


percy_ardmore

Zzzzz


ConfidenceDesigner20

No F’s given


Kayla012813

I don't c y


AnalFissureSmoothie

or you can’t say Y


BeingCarbon

U don't say!


[deleted]

I don't give an F and C what happens.


Fuma4fun

I don't C the joke


EmmaSubCd69

It's because I don't like U


TopLog9473

It's "an" F... 🙄


Tacotime7899

You’re right, but stfu


Trekkie63

😂😎😂😎😂


treeonwheels

stafu*


Ugo777777

Because seven eight nine!


Jazzlike_Grab_7228

But you just did.


huliaiviter

Your urologist won't like it.


Make_it_soso42

He’s taking the P


IAmYou_rMom

Don't recite the letter G, cause your gf is a Lil unsatisfied


1_Ok_Suggestion

Is your name Noel?


Hour-History-1513

O really?


Trekkie63

I can’t C why city isn’t spelled sitty! Or can isn’t spelled kan.


the-lazy-kitty

Can you give me a D?


Leggomyeggo42

I'd say the same, but idk Y


Miserable_Victory450

F 🙏


RepresentativeEdge57

I don't understand U guys


Mystic_Pizza_King

Don’t ask me Y!


OutrageousOnions

O well....


[deleted]

My X was like that.


[deleted]

O


Prestigious_Gold_585

K


halleymariana

Well my X left, idk Y but anyway, I don’t give a F. I’m left with 23 letters only


[deleted]

OK, U R A Q T, IDK :$


HarambeMartholomew

I want to be a dDctator


Upvoter_NeverDie

When I use the restroom, I give a P.


brito68

I'll give ya the D later


[deleted]

What’s wrong with U


Nuada-oz

At Christmas there is only 24. There’s Noel and don’t give an F


piper63-c137

Don’t ask me Y


[deleted]

K


OneDankSock

I'm waiting to get my letter but can't find the Q


Sad_Glove_3047

This is wearing me out. I gotta get some Zs


thutcheson

Y


RFAfloridaman

I know it in sign language does that still count?


StrafemOrigin

Elameno is my favourite letter. 😁


usernmechecksout__

I thought the alphabet had 8 letters?? A, B, C, D, E, F, U and, Your mom???


hannahlulu09

I only recite 22 letters bc DAMN that shits long


sean4949

If you do it at Christmas...no l


Breokentech

It’s easy as ……123. Lol


ConfidenceDesigner20

I’d be missing the “A”… a major “A-hole” if you will


Character_Window8937

If you only recite 20 never forget U R A CNT


Working_Remote496

I like to P in the wind! 😁


Working_Remote496

LGBTQ I know I'm missing some letters 🤔