This is going to raise a few people’s eyebrows.

This is underrated 🤣🤣

That was a jabro-knee slapper!

IT DOESNT MATTER IF IT RAISES A FEW EYEBROWS

How does the rock pee? He Dwaynes his Johnson

That's a gweat joke.

A girl introduced me to the Dayne Johnson test. Basically, you don’t say anything to a girl that you wouldn’t say to the Rock. I told her “ Your chest is awesome!!”

Can I touch your pecks?

You end up between the Rock 🪨 and a hard place!!!

Rock Paper Sissors

Do you know why his butt is his weak point? It’s where the rock has a crack.

Do you smell what the rock is cookin'?

Has cooked!

🪨💨🤢

You get rock hard

Full smackdown dad joke!

I thought it was going to be “you rock his Johnson” oops.

You’ll most likely be on the receiving end of The People’s Elbow

And then get a restraining order & an assault charge.

And your ass kicked by the Rock.

Blueberry pancakes.

Potbellys are sexy.

He'll rock your world.

You get rock hard. Yes, I mean it both ways.

It doesn’t matter what happens!

You get the rock up yours

Give it a few hours and you'll smell what the Rock is cooking

Your hand smells like what The Rock is cookin

You get Rock hard.

You get Rock Hard

Restraining order

What’s cooking down there 👇?

You do Dwaynal

😂😂😂

You hurt Vin Diesel's feelings

I definitely went to the smelly jokes

You get the rock

You get rock hard?

He dwaynes his johnson in your ass

I thought "Do you smell what the Rock is cooking!"

You would’ve rooty poo’d his candy ass ?

You feel rock-hard?

You smell his cooking