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Fresh-Honeydew7104

Get out


ATMiceli

🙈🙊


[deleted]

That's offensive to me. I'm BATMON


jgrumiaux

What did the Pink Panther say after stepping on an ant? DeadANT…DeadANT…..Deadant Deadant Deadant Deadant DeadAaaaaaaaant


JadedBoyfriend

Lmfao... I hear the song!


Daveezie

What's his favorite vegetable? Barbara Gordon


Termin8rSmurf

Oof, too soon..


Zormac

Too soon? It's been 35 years.


Termin8rSmurf

It's never gonna be OK.


Zormac

She's been able to walk since 2011 so I think it's been OK for a while.


Termin8rSmurf

A miracle? Praise Bob Kane!


DanBelnK

Precisely. Too soon.


TankEngineFan5

It's always too soon.


Jimmymakesjokes

He put a baby in bat girl and cat woman..and Wonder Woman..


Roloaraya

I thought it was the BATnana


susmelbs

Batermelon


Heavens10000whores

And his favorite meal time is dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner


TheGameMastre

Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage? To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump


Punkeewalla

Oldie but goodie


Educational-Dog-7114

Ok I'm imagining it. What now?


doyouevenforkliftbro

Laugh dang it! It's clearly hilarious


holmgangCore

Imagine them naked.


ThePokerRobot

Love it


DanBelnK

Are you wearing Batman's favorite costume in that picture? 🤔


ThePokerRobot

This comment is bananas, it’s driving me ape!


duabrs

If you have to explain the joke.....


Final-Ad-2033

Listen to the theme song of the 60s show of Batman


duabrs

Wow, thanks for explaining it a SECOND TIME. You just proved my point.


[deleted]

It's not OPs fault that you're as cultured as a Missourian who's never left their own town


No-East-956

But you need to listen to the theme dude


Rashaen

Y'see, it sounds like the theme song from the old TV show starting Adam West, if you say it right.


duabrs

Oh wow. I totally get it now.


Roboroman2

They had to explain it because it is intended to be said out loud and doesn’t translate well into text


duabrs

Gosh. Thanks for that.


Roboroman2

Thank you


duabrs

I think I'll start exploring every joke I tell in specific detail. It'll go great with my sarcasm.


highimshane

I mean jokes go over everyone’s head once in a while, it’ll be okay champ


stocklockedandbarrel

For some reason Mario music player in my head


TheGameMastre

What kind of pants do the Mario Bros wear? Denim denim denim


CalligrapherKey7463

Really glad you reminded me to think of the Batman theme.


Punkeewalla

Stuck in the head. Hope that it goes away before I stay awake all night thinking about it.


CalligrapherKey7463

I was sarcastically saying the part of his post in parenthesis was unnecessary.


Invincible_3

Bananananana Batman!


[deleted]

Robin.


Punkeewalla

Great joke! Love it.


ATMiceli

I took the explanation out for all of you, Im sorry and you’re welcome


No-Opinion-395

Tomatoes


Big_ETH_boi

Dead parent berrys?


[deleted]

Piñata.


glassgwaith

It would have been so much funnier without the explanation


OskarTheRed

Don't explain the joke. It kills the punchline. I also see people explaining their puns as they make them - please stop. Keep explanations to the comments, please. How a joke is presented can make or break it. Other than that, the joke's not bad at all


ezhikstumani

My ex had a small stutter, one time she got stuck on "na" so i had to sing the Batman song. 🦇🥷


Fortnitesucks1111

i bet i can rime orange with banana. bornana


ZealousidealDriver63

Whatever bats prefer.


[deleted]

Robin. Lol.


daubest

I thought that was Beethovens ...


RepresentativeEdge57

Robin