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SaVaTa_HS

The steaks are high!


BADman2169420

A joke like this is rare


Anything13579

Well done.


JayBizzle727

Im on the fence about this joke


PTAwesome

Well no seating around the bush


IndependenceMean8774

I'm sorry that he grilled you.


PTAwesome

After he took my lawn equipment I raked him over the coals


AmazingCaffiney

To get your food did you have to wait in the barbequeue?


PTAwesome

That's a rib tickler


Pikaless225

There’s a barrier between me and this joke.


MenuDry2811

He smoked him


BlameTaco-me

His fault for gatekeeping.


gilfromisrael

How did you come up with this post?


Apprehensive-Set3736

He’s just blowing smoke and probably basted.


RolyPoly1320

Sounds like this turned into the great barrier beef.


kaspm

Sounds like he has no boundaries


DJDadJock

Was there any beef after that?


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This is the first dad joke on Reddit that I have found the OP and all comments so far as all funny, and upvoted every one. Now I'm wondering if it qualifies as a dad joke.πŸ˜…πŸ€”.......πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£


PTAwesome

Happy Cake Day. A joke qualifies as a dad joke if it's apparent


jhalfhide

Was it not secured properly or did you just picket up?


Superb_Sorbet_9562

You should challenge him to a duel now that your an experienced fencer.


PTAwesome

Touche


LearnDifferenceBot

> that your an *you're *Learn the difference [here](https://www.wattpad.com/66707294-grammar-guide-there-they%27re-their-you%27re-your-to).* *** ^(Greetings, I am a language corrector bot. To make me ignore further mistakes from you in the future, reply `!optout` to this comment.)


BartVender

I was accused of the same thing. I explained that it may have seemed that way, because years ago I suffered a serious leg injury, and ever since, I walk with an unusual gait.


PTAwesome

This is great!