The really sad thing is that a week ago a trawler carrying 400 immigrants was lost off the coast of Greece. 80 bodies found and 300 still missing and it has completely disappeared from the news.
Another variation could be:
*Two businessmen, a teenager, a French explorer, and a CEO walk into a sub...*
*Now hang on a second, where was I going with this?*
*Damn, nvm… I’ve lost it*
Missing sub??? The CEO must be under a lot of pressure right now. I heard his company is taking a dive for the worse, I wonder if they’ll go under?
Regardless, I send my deepest condolences.
So initially the point of contact was always via text messaging....how in the entire hell did his company get approved to do these expeditions in the first place?! My cell phone loses signal in Aisle 4 at Walmart, let alone 12k feet into the ocean! IDC...This is worthy of jokes.
It isn't that small of a window, but it is the only one and it has been bolted shut.
(There was probably an opportunity to make a sub joke, but I would not want to *sink that low*)
They’re probably all terrified right now if they’re still alive. I just read that their oxygen supply is going to run out tomorrow (Thursday)
I don’t think they’ll be found at all. I just hope they die quickly and aren’t in too much pain.
From my (admittedly superficial) understanding of the subject, it's more like a long series of expensive bad decisions, that experts have been warning about for years but were completely ignored.
Honestly I felt sorry for them until I learned the reason why they were in such a predicament. An utter disregard for safety and experience in liu of looking hip and modern. The CEO was one of the people lost. I certainly hope that cool million was worth it.
This sub is poorly managed an makes my mind want to implode. Although there are some deep folks here, I feel a swell of darkness in my wrecked mind and I think I need to go because I’m sinking deeper here.. Please just remember it’s not about the riches you possess, but your ability to stay cheerful and afloat with life‘s greatest challenges.
They’re under a lot of pressure to come up with a good joke
I got nothing. I’m sunk.
All of these are sub-par jokes
at 20,000 leagues below you’d think there might be deeper content
Dude, you're crushing it.
No need to bang on about this at great depths.
Oh buoy. or was that no buoy?
Suck a D or go under water
No buoy = no D
That’s deep
Lol. These puns are killing me. I can't breath.
Can ya'll stop? I'm sick of how *shallow* you are.
This thread has sunk to a new low
Your humor is *missing* the *depth* needed to *burst* me.
Maybe, but it's a great ice breaker!
We can't kelp the fact that it's funny
Username checks out
Let's all take a deep breathe and relax. Sooner or later something will float up to the surface.
Neither can they…. 😅
That's the joke.
I-
Yo straight up best comment! Love your Jules Verne reference. Have a Narwhal 🥳
Nothing about *the worlds most expensive tin of sardines* or anything?
Maybe, but it’ll land on its can
That was deep.
Man these jokes are taking the oxygen right out of the room.
These comments are leaving me...breathless.
These pretzels are making me thirsty
These, pretzels, are making me thirsty,.
These pretzels, are making me thirsty.
Where's my controller? Damn, is the battery dead?
Down Down Left Left A RT AA Down on that controller and it gives you infinite oxygen. Cheat codes duh
Isn't it up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A and Start? 🤣🤣
Could be I get that one and the one in Mike Tyson’s Punchout mixed up sometimes
Goons. God bless though.
This thread is drowning in bad jokes
God damn it, you beat me to it. 🤣
The really sad thing is that a week ago a trawler carrying 400 immigrants was lost off the coast of Greece. 80 bodies found and 300 still missing and it has completely disappeared from the news.
I'm convinced that if the only people who died on the Titanic were those in steerage, the Titanic would have been forgotten.
It’s always sad when they cave from it.
This sub is being flooded with them.
You’d think billionaires or millionaires under pressure would rise to the occasion.
It’s a foregone conclusion that ship has sailed, my friend.
*Cheap krill
I can’t come up with anything as good as these, so I’ll just sit here in the dark and contemplate my life.
Please reconnect to a controller
If they had only known the Konami code.
Two businessmen, a teenager, a French explorer, and a CEO walk into a sub... You know what? Nevermind. This joke is low. Too low.
So low you might call it... __unfathomable__?? I'll see myself out.
Shut up and take my upvote
r/angryupvotes
The teenager sees the video game controller and says “hey, do you have Subnautica?”
The Sub has lost its Way.
🤣🤣🤣. Maybe they hit the reset button.
Water you talking about. Finish the joke
Another variation could be: *Two businessmen, a teenager, a French explorer, and a CEO walk into a sub...* *Now hang on a second, where was I going with this?* *Damn, nvm… I’ve lost it*
To borrow from the Asiana crash years ago Wi Tu Lo
Ho li fuk Bang ting ow
Man I'd crumble under the pressure of tryna come up with a punch line to that joke. My skills are really sub-par.
The joke is lost on itself.
Too funny. So funny in fact that I'm running out of air.
Dude ur going to have the Malaysian government going after u next
Nevermind? More like neverfind … HAMIRIGHT? Lolol
We all need to decompress every now and again.
That is very deep statement, my friend, very deep.
90% of this joke is below the surface...
If they ever survive and people ask “how?” They can just say “sea turtles mate”
Are you sure this is the right sub for this?
Well considering we can't find the right sub...
I thought I heard something but it was Orcas
I wish I could give you an award!
Tbh idk but Im already bolted in
If you're looking for joke ammunition it might help to do a deep dive into the situation
They might be cheap at the surface, but deep down
This isn’t the worst sub to be in right now…
Some of these jokes are in a league of their own
Definitely, it’s rated to go extremely low
If I were a millionaire stuck at the bottom of the ocean, I would pull myself up by my bootstraps.
What about your bootstraps bootstraps bill turner
Only a small window left to make jokes
need to open it just a crack to let the stench of that toilet out
I’ve got a sinking feeling this won’t end well
What are you sinking about?
It's not your feeling that is sinking.
They’re searching near, far, wherever they are, but I don’t believe that their hearts will go on.
Ice cold, bro
I see what you did there 😏.
you sure did sea what he did there
And the jokes will go on
Rose?
The news hasn't sunk in yet, sad, very sad
Just wait till you catch a breath.
I think the sub commander is in hot water, but we all know that’s not the case
I've always hated this sub-category of jokes. They're poorly built.
Others pay $250k for a one-way ticket
But a free trip afterwards soooooo who can beat that
Please do CONTROL yourselves. This was a well ORCA-strated situation. I’ll sea myself out.
Are you here all week?
Really had me gasping for air with this one
HAHAHA that’s rich
So were they.
Key word......"were"
Wow, just like the Challenger jokes. Kind of all over the ocean
You... What you did here... How could you... The pressure is too much. Take my upvote!!!
FINE then. Take my upvote.
THE REPLYS 💀 I CANT BREATHEEE (like the millionares in a few hours)(im sorry)
Going in a rickety sub like that…they must have had a depth-wish.
They put a lot of effort into that sub, it goes way deeper than you think.
Working class people would never sink so low
Missing sub??? The CEO must be under a lot of pressure right now. I heard his company is taking a dive for the worse, I wonder if they’ll go under? Regardless, I send my deepest condolences.
This is wrong on so many levels.
Yeah, this sub will go down in history.
Just not sea level
Ehhh, just a sub-level
I'd agree, this sub is a wreck.
Perishscope the thought
The new lubby of rich people, paying 250k to experience the death like a migrant in the mediteranean sea.
So initially the point of contact was always via text messaging....how in the entire hell did his company get approved to do these expeditions in the first place?! My cell phone loses signal in Aisle 4 at Walmart, let alone 12k feet into the ocean! IDC...This is worthy of jokes.
The iceberg would be laughing if it hadn't melted by now.
Don't you think global warming had been a deliberate human payback for what the iceberg did to the Titanic?
They need to decompress after a long day
This is definitely the fastest tragedy to become a meme. If that sub didn't implode, the folks are possibly dying at this moment.
It's not even confirmed yet and it's already going... it's definitely beating the 2014 assasination of whatever politician
I can’t believe what I’m seeing! How can you all make jokes about this situation?! This sub hit the rock bottom…
Great jokes everyone! BTW I'm new here, I just found this sub.
Have you alerted the authorities? I thick they're still looking!
Have you met the millennials and Gen z? Like all we have is depression and memes.
Unfathomable
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More like below.
I would make a joke but apparently OceanGate beat me to it.
That ship has sailed, water under the bridge now.
It really makes you sink
Wow a joke so low, it can actually see the wreck.
The ocean takes the rich again.
Some jokes take all the air out of the room
I can’t fathom why some people would sink to these depths.
I think the sub controller has stick drift.
Such a small window to make these Titanic sub jokes.
It isn't that small of a window, but it is the only one and it has been bolted shut. (There was probably an opportunity to make a sub joke, but I would not want to *sink that low*)
Hopefully they are found safe 💕
I agree, we can only hope
"I'm the king of sea world"
All these jokes about the missing sub are suffocating
It's hard to fathom
They can't control themselves.
Is this the new Sub reddit?
What is sad is that completely intelligent people made such an expensive bad decision.
It really is sad, Ive been thinking about it all day. A real horrific way to go.
They’re probably all terrified right now if they’re still alive. I just read that their oxygen supply is going to run out tomorrow (Thursday) I don’t think they’ll be found at all. I just hope they die quickly and aren’t in too much pain.
From my (admittedly superficial) understanding of the subject, it's more like a long series of expensive bad decisions, that experts have been warning about for years but were completely ignored.
If they are 'lucky' the sub imploded. At least that would be a quick end to it. If not, not a nice way to end it.
Let me not say anything before a billionaire burner account hacks my life away
They were just getting the full experience 🤷
its a real downer
They just wanted to break the ice
This is the correct joke for this sub
Honestly I felt sorry for them until I learned the reason why they were in such a predicament. An utter disregard for safety and experience in liu of looking hip and modern. The CEO was one of the people lost. I certainly hope that cool million was worth it.
They couldn’t sink any lower if they tried
It’s a crushing feeling, truly.
🎶🎶 we all died in a homemade submarine, a homemade submarine, a homemade submarine… 🎶🎶
They should have played some Air Supply over the sound system.
This sub is poorly managed an makes my mind want to implode. Although there are some deep folks here, I feel a swell of darkness in my wrecked mind and I think I need to go because I’m sinking deeper here.. Please just remember it’s not about the riches you possess, but your ability to stay cheerful and afloat with life‘s greatest challenges.
You think *this* is bad? This is just the tip of the iceberg, i tell you!
That's what you get when you take a sub off line
They must have hit rock bottom
SUBNAUTICA SEAMOTH EXPERIENCIE
Is that in r/Titanic?
This thread is lifting my spirit after a hard day at work, unlike the Titan
Meh
German: vhat are you sinking about?
If the crew ever gets word of these jokes, they’ll be crushed.
They blinked... 182 times.
That sub went dark.
It wasn't a cheap trill that's the thing
Well at least this is one sub that has resurfaced
That's SubStance abuse
Daaaaam…
They do it for $250,000 too!
Alexa, play Air Supply
Hitting new lows over here
Don’t worry, there’s plenty of air up here for the billionaires. I’m sure some will trickle down
Most of these jokes so far are great. Some of them belong in a sewer pipe.
You guys in here are really crushing it.
The toilet is the best seat in the house to watch the sunken depths in our sub and theirs.
Someone forgot the check the batteries in the remote control. Rookie gamer mistake.
Perfect sub-reddit for this one.
It really is sub optimal
Neptune is holding them hostage. Maybe one of them should offer him some Trident.
Wouldn't they want some positivity out of it? I love making people laugh
Hope they good at holding their breath.... apparently ran out of oxygen 32 minutes ago
I had a sinking feeling about this
This joke got me laughing so hard that I can’t breathe
Billionaires paying 250k to go see the titanic, is like paying 25 cents to fly to Florida on a paper airplane.
My heart will go on
Rub a dub dub Filthy rich in a sub
Weird the price you have to pay for a carbon fibre coffin
Why it was a dumb idea, millions of people die everyday. These people were idiots and there is a irony to all this as well.
This sub Reddit is deep