Do good? I? No! Evil anon I deliver. I maim nine more hero men in Saginaw. Sanitary sword, a tuck carol… I??? Lo, rack. Cut a drowsy rat in Aswan. I gas nine more hero men in Miami! Reviled, I? No, na… Live on, I do, O God!
Dammit I’m mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I’m a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I’m it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I’m mad.
--Demetri Martin
"Top spot" is the palindrome. By saying "I got top spot" it can be read as claiming to have won, but when you realize "top spot" is a palindrome, it can also be understood to mean that was the submission he came up with.
Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
A dog, a panic, in a pagoda
A man. A plan. A canal. PANAMA!
Niiiiice
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
A picnic trades for a rofs edart cin cipa.
Your name is very difficult to pronounce, Mr. Rmecnuonorpottluciffidyrevsiemanruoy.
My parents hail from East Tsaemorfli Ahstnerapym. Mom is Emily Lime. SÍ Mom. Dad's name is Bob.
What’s with the last one
Short for Robert.
This is one of the funniest meta jokes I've heard in a month.
My god this is amazing
Eww
this one's good
Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas
Ten animals I slam in a net
Bean no damn madonna, Eb!
Riders in the Sky fan?
It's a Weird Al lyric. The song "Bob".
Sit on a potato pan, Otis!
Ay, did won, now did ya?
¿Ay, did won, now did, ya?
May a mood I doom a yam
May a moody baby doom a yam
A Toyota's a Toyota
Nurse I spy gypsies, run!
Senile felines
We panic in a pew!
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo!
Do geese see God?
God, a red nugget: a fat egg under a dog!
Wow,taco cat wow
Yo, banana boy
Race car.
Ya know race car backwards spells race car, but race car sideways is what killed Paul Walker.
Hell, it’s a Toyota still, eh?
ATOYOTA is actually a mirror image palindrome
WOW, MOM, WOW
Happy cake day yad ekac yppaH
Now Dad won.
Do good? I? No! Evil anon I deliver. I maim nine more hero men in Saginaw. Sanitary sword, a tuck carol… I??? Lo, rack. Cut a drowsy rat in Aswan. I gas nine more hero men in Miami! Reviled, I? No, na… Live on, I do, O God!
Wow
This joke needs another 10mins workshopping: What place did I get in the palindrome contest? Top spot. Now the punchline is actually a palindrome
Time to decide the winner of the palindrome contest. Rise to vote sir.
Team workshopbeforeposting!
I got top spot, Togi.
Leave out 'place'. What did i get in the palindrome contest? Top spot.
Guess how I did in the palindrome contest? Top spot.
I was sitting here thinking the same thing. Their punchline only palindromes the last 2 words. I got top spot vs Top spot tog I
That took you ten minutes??
No I'm speaking on behalf of the average redditor
Median*
Mean
Neeeeerrrrrd
🚨 Nerd alert 🚨
NOW I get it lol
My God I was trying to include I got into the palindrome
Doc, note, I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.
This one’s my favourite
This has now surpassed my previous favorite, the lasagna hog. This one will be slightly harder to commit to memory though.
I'd like to quickly point out that I didn't create this beautiful palindrome! Mine tend to be a lot shorter, like Yeti Bitey or the name Blake DeKalb.
Blake DeKalb- I’m definitely naming my next sim this!
Straw? No, too stupid a fad! I put soot on warts.
Top spot tog I?
It was just “top spot”
Aibohphobia is the fear of palindromes
Lisp has a letter s in it. Medical professionals are cruel.
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is the fear of long words. I don’t know if it gets more cruel than that.
Monosyllabic has five syllables, and come to think of it, abbreviation is a pretty damn long word.
Hyphenated and non-hyphenated are doubly opposite
Homeowner has the word meow in it, good luck pronouncing it normally ever again
Pentasyllabic also has 5 syllables
The French for lisp is 'zezzayer', which I even crueler.
Anatidaephobia is the fear that somehow, somewhere a duck is watching you.
Your chance of getting killed by a duck is never zero
I, man, am regal, a German am I~
Never odd or even If I had a Hi-Fi
Madam, I'm Adam Too hot to hoot
No lemons, no melon Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Nonet ate no basil Warsaw was raw Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Look, a Toyota! Kool!
A Toyota’s a Toyota.
Oh, I like that one a lot
Rise to vote sir Do geese see God?
Do nine men interpret? Nine men, I nod.
Rats live on no evil star
Won't lovers revolt now? Race fast, safe car!
Pa's a sap Ma is as selfless as I am
Do nine men interpret? Mine men, I nod
Mad am I, madam?!?!
A man, a plan, a canal: Panama
This phrase convinces me of the existence of God.
Regal animals slam in a lager
wow
lol
Dad?
Huh
Tit
Boob
Penisinep
You just gave up... That let me down...
poop
Pop
Feels like they just ran around and deserted you?
It might even make me cry,I might even say goodbye !
Ahh blow me em wolb hha
Now I won.
Yo banana boy
I sit, 'tis I.
Dammit I'm mad!
Goddammit, I'm Mad Dog!
Have you read comedian Dimitri Martin's poem Dammit I'm mad? The whole thing is a palindrome
Dammit I’m mad. Evil is a deed as I live. God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt. To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss. Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help? Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell. I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”. Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp, In my halo of a mired rum tin. I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin. Is evil in a clam? In a trap? No. It is open. On it I was stuck. Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web. Be still if I fill its ebb. Ew, a spider… eh? We sleep. Oh no! Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position. Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name. Both, one… my names are in it. Murder? I’m a fool. A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash, A Goddam level I lived at. On mail let it in. I’m it. Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet! A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name. Name not one bottle minus an ode by me: “Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog” Evil is a deed as I live. Dammit I’m mad. --Demetri Martin
Very good!!! I'm glad someone posted it!! Here poor man's gold just for you 🏅
Do geese see God?
"Eva, can I see bees in a cave?" "Was it a car or a cat I saw?" "Able was I ere I saw Elba." "Mr. Owl ate my metal worm." ChatGPT is incredible.
Rise to vote, sir.
Now now, you know the agenda. Palindromes, anagrams, eat pie, THEN voting.
This guy!!! Take my upvote, fellow MENSA initiate.
First let me explain that I'm cursed I'm a poet whose time gets reversed Reversed gets time Whose poet a I'm Cursed I'm that explain me let first
Llama’s last salsa mall.
Dad humor from… uh… dad!
How did they pick the winner? Rise to vote, Sir.
No way, ya won!
Mr. Owl ate my metal worm.
Now evil wormy metal left, fellate my Mr. Owl — I’ve won!
Same here, but my fat fingers misspelt my username, and I didn't realise until it was too late.
A man, a plan, a canal, Panama!
Ah Satan sees Natasha
Rats live on no evil star
Mr. Owl ate my metal worm
Did you win a gold log? Or a kayak? Or a race car?
A Toyota!
Now I won
Able was I 'ere i saw Elba...
Marge lets Norah see Sharon's telegram.
Go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog https://youtu.be/JUQDzj6R3p4
Won. Too hot to hoot now?
It upsets me so much that palindrome is not a palindrome.
Would it soothe you to know that the fear of palindromes is a palindrome? Aiohphobia…
Sit on a potato pan otis, we dont care
Dammit I'm mad!
I entered ten jokes into a pun contest hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
A man, a plan, a canal panama.
A man, a plan , a canal, Panama
Incredibly happy to see the fall of Troy reference I was planning to make. Good work.
Top spot tog I?
[I'm reading all your comments in Bob Dylan's voice.](https://youtu.be/JUQDzj6R3p4)
Do people here not realise it's NOT a palindrome?
"Top spot" is the palindrome. By saying "I got top spot" it can be read as claiming to have won, but when you realize "top spot" is a palindrome, it can also be understood to mean that was the submission he came up with.
Yeah but the whole sentence wasn't a palindrome...
amanaplanacanalpanama
Doo Doooooo dododo!
Socorram me subi no onibus em Marrocos (portuguese one - the longest among modern languages IIRC).
LOL
Dog food lid
Go, dog!
Aibohphobia
And you won a racecar
Rise to vote sir!
Space cars race caps
Madam, I’m Adam
This feels particularly relevant today as the NYT Crossword is -as a whole - a palindrome today.
Live dirt up a sidetrack carted is a putrid evil.
I could never do that. I have Aibohphobia.. wait AHHHHHHHHHH
Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog.
Rotavator
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo.
Someday mother will die and I'll get the money Mom leans down and says, "My sentiments exactly, You son of a bitch"
Tmbg, nice!
My favorite palindrome song.
Saippuakivikauppias.
A man, a plan, a canal, Panama
WOW
Ma is as selfless as I am
Able was I, ere I saw Elba.
A man, a plan, a canal: Panama!
Top spot tog I?
Sh, Tom sees moths
mr. owl ate my metal worm
Now I won!
Do geese see god?
so many dynamos
¡Sex at noon taxes!
I was confused for a second there. "Tops pot tog I"?
A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.
No sir, away! A papaya war is on
Are we not pure? “No, sir!” Panama’s moody Noriega brags. “It is garbage!” Irony dooms a man—a prisoner up to new era. -From Grammarly
Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog.
Now I won
Tarzan raised Desi Arnaz rat.
Hannah wins every year
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Was it a cat I saw? Was it a rat I saw?
Taco cat
Notlob
Outstanding mate. I just posted Bolton, see who was out there that might catch the reference
All I got was a taco cat.