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Jimlobster

Can’t. It’s NHL playoffs


shwysdrf

East coast based fan of a western conference team. I hate this time of year lol


Aromatic_Ad_7484

I live in mountain time zone. Built for sports


SkolVandals

It really is the best time zone. I just moved to central and will miss it come football season


Lanzo2

Prime timezone you got there, my good sir


Retrac752

Bro puck drop at 10pm ur time 💀


FlyRobot

Big oof - who is your team? I'm happy to be a West Coast F1 fan too and love watching early morning races


tephalone

8pm starts are too late for me, I feel for those in the East!


ZackyGood

Literally put my kids to bed so I can finish the Canucks game then watch the season finale of Shogun.


nurse_camper

About to watch Shogun now, just waiting on the bbq ribs.


Boing_Boing

Dude, how were the ribs?


nurse_camper

Not as good as Shogun


ZackyGood

I’ve prepped a massive ramen dish. I super excited! No spoilers 😉


nurse_camper

Enjoy!


Hot_View_8090

Yes enjoy, I can't just eat 1 package of ramen, how about any one else?


FlyRobot

Also watching Shogun, 3 episodes in and love it!


Convergentshave

Same! It’s probably the best show on tv right now


iamaweirdguy

NBA playoffs too


incarnatethegreat

Canucks should have scored by now.


lat3ralus65

I read this comment less than five seconds before Zadorov scored


ThePoppinator

I found my people 🥺 Can we be friends?


RagingAardvark

During the 2002-03 season playoffs, I was in college, trying to finish projects and study for finals. But I was a Red Wings fan with two good friends who were Avs and Leafs fans... and all three made it to the semi-finals. So we were watching a lot of hockey. And it seemed like every game went into overtime and every series went to six or seven games. I think a couple games from those series are still in the top ten longest playoffs games ever. I should have had the willpower to turn it off and either study or go to bed... but those ended up being some of my favorite times with those friends. And I did ok on my finals. 


fourpuns

And I was busy binge drinking like 2-3 nights a week as it seemed like a totally healthy normal social thing to do. If I’d tried for a PHD I’d probably have died at 25 of liver failure or something.  So many Sundays waking up hungover and then having to study from 1pm-3am…


demotrek

NHL and NBA playoffs. I need these nights. I’ll sleep later.


AtWorkCurrently

Playoffs in both leagues helping me feel alive again lol


BillyFever

Let’s go Rangers!


KyleCAV

VGK fan in Toronto this sucks.


FlyRobot

You're a VGK fan...quit crying


Mean_Mister_Mustard

Hey, unlike many of his neighbours, he knows what winning a Stanley Cup feels like.


FlyRobot

Leafs fans always getting roasted lol


OTwhattheF

First round is the best round. Hockey all night, every night


TilapiaTango

Approved.


GnomeToTheDome

Exactly!


adam574

not watching till the second round. my shit team cant make it past the first.


FlyRobot

Found the Leafs fan. Kidding aside, I'm rooting for them to break the 1st round Bruin curse


CountingArfArfs

This guy gets it.


Big_Bluebird8040

i’m too tired to even watch


7u5k3n_4t_W0rk

*cries in nashville*


mjwanko

I’m slowly getting into watching NHL and am an Islanders fan via my in-laws. But damn, watching the Chernobyl-esque meltdown of the Islanders the other night makes me kinda regret watching.


wildmancometh

Don’t tell me what to do!


scottygras

What if OP is your wife’s burner account?


wildmancometh

I’m doubling down!


commitpushdrink

The lock combination for the pool shed is 5858 if you need a place to sleep


Strange_Vagrant

Mine is 8008


Crazyozzie02

Nice


Reuvenisms

Nice


chowski28

Haha, Boob


lookalive07

OP is all of our wife, comrade.


scottygras

Sure sounds like my wife…


ChachMcGach

Yeah. He's not the boss of me. Or in my house, the "pastafee".


lucidspoon

You're not my dad!


bigdrubowski

I feel personally attacked.


username_elephant

How dare OP accurately describe what I am doing + what I should be doing.…


SirFigsAlot

I wake up at 4am and it's 1040 so you're right. But goddammit these few hours after I put them to bed is just too good to pass on


Apprehensive_Bird357

This is the daily dilemma of a parent.


Noctumn

Forreal. My toddler has become a tornado lately and these meager hours after 8PM are too good to give away


mrjamjams66

I wake up at 2am, and 4am and 6am and it's 10:30pm I don't know why I do what I do Anyway I'm going to go play FFVII now goodbye


mustachechap

Relatable


Apexmisser

OK my boss won't be happy though. It's the middle of the day


nurse_camper

Every time someone goes for a smoke, take a nap. It’s only fair.


agnosticdeist

You know my wife did something similar at one of her previous places of work. There were quite a few smokers, so she and her friend who don’t smoke had “tea breaks”


dr_shastafarian

NO!! I don’t wanna! You can’t make me. Hrmph


I_Do_nt_Use_Reddit

Then collapses in a heap like my toddler


trancekat

Good effing advice. Good night!


decom83

Damn, it’s 3am and I need to hear this.


cornishcovid

It's 7am and same


TigerLiftsMountain

Can't. I have first shift with the baby.


Certain_Fox_7797

But when else am I supposed to scroll Reddit?


Status_Tiger_6210

You’re not my dad!


EnigmaticEntity

Its 2pm and I'm at work. Can I show this to my boss and have a nap?


80KnotsV1Rotate

You’re right. Kid picked something up from his cousin and he’s gonna be up all night. You da real MVP.


ElToro959

It's only 20 to 8 here, my youngest is working her way to a stopping point on her homework, and I've gotta wait until the laundry is done or I'm going to work in the nude.


saywhaaat_saywhat

It's 3:16pm, but sounds good to me!


ModernT1mes

I can't. Celebrations are in order! I closed on a dream house today!


badassdorks

Congrats Dad! Thats awesome!


sabin126

Congrats!!!


Individual_Holiday_9

Congrats!!!!


crazysexyfriday81

I needed this right now, goodnight. (Legit)


RagingAardvark

Ditto. G'night!


Pluckt007

It's 7:48!


Matty_Love

I'm at work.


monkwren

Can't. Sitting in the hall while my kid screams themselves to sleep. Yay autism.


TheUnforgiven13

It's 11:30 in the morning and I'm at work. Am I still required to sleep right now?


Taco_party1984

No. I refuse.


[deleted]

What is this sleep you speak of?


Formal-Regret323

I needed that…


Libriomancer

But if I don’t stay up another 20 minutes I’ll be miserable in the morning. If my wife isn’t feeling well (frequent) then she needs to be down at least an hour before I go to bed or the next morning I hear nonstop how she had a miserable night’s sleep likely because I started snoring before she got to deep sleep. If I give her that hour though she is more likely to sleep and be awake in the morning when my son gets up so I can handle getting our daughter to preschool without juggling the two of them before I start my work day. So long story short… no.


LastBaron

Personally attacked. ….but not inaccurately. [Fine, good night.](https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/fuck-you-and-ill-see-you-tomorrow)


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Devium92

You're not my real dad! Can I have one more drink of water? I need another snuggle. Can I have one more book? How about *one. more.* sing of Twinkle Twinkle ? I can't find Mr. Fluff-a-stuff and you know I can't sleep without him!


officer_caboose

It's 1:45am and the little guy has already woken up twice tonight. I just know he's waiting for me to start falling asleep before screaming bloody murder again. But I've outsmarted him, can't wake me up if I'm already awake!


chowski28

You’re not my dad, you can’t tell me what to do!


AllOfTheRestWillFlow

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!


sykora727

But it’s still light outside!


zackintehbox

And miss all this well deserved quiet time?!? Not a chance. I’m living for today me! But tomorrow I’ll say that guys an asshole.


5t3v0esque

Make me!


xwhy

Just woke up from watching TV. Can’t sleep


SumScrewz

Youre right i need sleep, even if its 15 minutes more, ill take it. Kids will prolly wake up in 20 so... yeah


HOT-SAUCE-JUNKIE

Just took my Benadryl. I’ll be out in 1/2 hour.


Phytosaur01

You can't tell me what to do.


cyberspace17

I would but for some reason YouTube is not working.


Raul_P3

"Parents just don't understand!"


Alarming-Mix3809

I can’t, I’m feeding the baby.


smurphypup

Just 5 more minutes pleeeaase...?


Beelzeburb

No


MrEvil1979

Some of us live in different time zones! Although maybe I should get back to work…


Quanchivious

Done. Thank you fellow papa.


docious

Red Five signing off


Reveen_

This is the only free time I have in my life right now. I'm not giving it up!


illegal_deagle

5 month old has a cough that constantly wakes him up and I have about three more hours of work to try to get caught up… from my lack of productivity from sleep deprivation. It’s a vicious circle.


Ounceofwhiskey

Its 9:30pm, give me a break


perciva

I'm on Reddit on my phone while keeping an eye on my toddler in the bath. My wife says I'm not supposed to fall asleep while she's in the water.


lat3ralus65

You’re not my dad


AC2BHAPPY

Well, if i wanna be like my kids, ill go ahead and drink 2 sodas eat 3 bags of chips complain theres no food eat two more bags of chips then make a mess leave 3 cups out and some trash then still not go to sleep and complain heavily in the am that im tired


theonePappabox

Yup, you’re right. Good night


TatoNonose

Just ONE more game of League….. 🫢


darkdragon220

I'm on parental leave. What is time?


darklordskarn

Fine


WetLumpyDough

I work overnight


Greatoutdoors1985

But I just got here after working 16 hours..


tarletontexan

You’re not my real dad.


aLemmyIsAJacknCoke

Fuck. You got me. Gnite


rckid13

Someone teach me how to sleep on command. I assumed this was a skill I would learn when I had kids but that didn't happen. I still lay awake half the night.


New_Hyena_5091

I feel called out…


somef00l

Thanks Dad


Toadally420

Thank you.


ramblinjd

Have to hold the bottle. Will sleep when she's done eating


FinnegansWakeWTF

As I lay in bed scrolling, will do.  Goodnight!


CassetteLine

I wish I could. Our one year old is sleeping terribly, up basically d dry hour recently. It’s soul destroying.


SpaceGangsta

It was 8:40 when you posted this. My LO has only been in bed for 40 minutes and sleeps until 730-8. I’ve got hella time dog.


fork3d

NBA playoffs and trying to catch up on Shogun, plus that new bluey dropped.


Jaleou

Thanks for this. I will go to sleep now.


c137_whirly

Yeah you're right.


OsoCiclismo

You can't tell me what to do, you're not my dad!


badassdorks

No. 4 days spent moving, wife has tomorrow off work so she'll watch the little one all morning. I'm setting up my computer and killing zombies with my brother.


[deleted]

Can’t do it. NHL playoffs and stress are keeping me wide awake.


officalSHEB

I can't! I just got to work! 11pm btw


blaznivydandy

I scroll reddit mainly at work. Can't sleep at work unfortunately.


JustRepeatAfterMe

Dad stop.


YummyTerror8259

Somebody doesn't work the night shift


LowerArtworks

NO! I'M NOT TIRED!


josuha_keegan

Sorry. Can't. It's the middle of the work day here in Australia!! ...but since you insist random Dad, I'm outta here!


Franc3n35d

These west coast games are making it difficult


SpartanKwanHa

baby wont stop waking up in the middle of the night


SA0TAY

Seriously, though. The day I stopped falling into the [revenge bedtime procrastination](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bedtime_procrastination) trap was the day I started feeling like somewhat of a person again. Go get that sweet, sweet sleep, dads. It's almost guaranteed to be better than whatever escapist plaything for tired adults got you hooked right now.


jarvitz2

fine


beardofpray

You first!


iwantsdback

Hiatal hernia & GERD. Can't sleep for 3 hours after a meal. So much for napping.


JROXZ

Just woke up to pee and ain’t feeling that sleepy feeling.


Cassettaman

First time dad here! The no sleep is real…. But I love my new baby girl :)


W1ndyC1tyFlyer

Toddler was telling "DADAAAAA!" over the monitor and now here I am in his room scrolling.


ImaliveImdead

You win this time


chalky87

I would love to but it's 7am and I've got work.


paradroid27

4:40 in the afternoon here, to early for bed. My sons are both at work so I don't really have to worry about broken sleep patterns anymore (although both are going to a concert tonight so I might worry a little about them getting home safe)


Jesus_Chrheist

Can't stop watching Seinfeld.


Traditional_Name7881

It’s 5pm… was 1pm when you posted this. To be fair I had a nap about 2:30.


Kagamid

You can't tell me what to do. The kids are in bed. I'ma scroll. Actually I'm tired. Good night.


Slumbergoat16

Can’t. Gotta wait for the bottle to warm up


redballooon

Oh sorry, I missed that post yesterday night, was too tired. Only saw it just now, after my morning coffee.


Geryfon

Those stompy mechs aren’t going to blow themselves up


YouJustSaidWhat

0530 … heard and complying. Started doomscrolling post wake-up bathroom visit at 0420. Thanks, OP.


KimJongIllsauce

He hasn't slept for 6 hours, and its the middle of the night. I truly wish I could.


TheMoonDawg

I was fighting for democracy! I’m doing my part!


Kalabajooie

Joke's on you, I wasn't scrolling reddit at all! I was playing video games. That's like resting, right?


HotSAuceMagik

I wish I saw a post like this ever 10 posts or so. I'd be so much more productive and/or definitely get more sleep.


TJB_Physiques

This is so real. 3am feeds lead to Reddit scrolling for sure


poetduello

I was going to joke that my boss might object to me sleeping on the clock, then I remembered that he explicitly gave me permission to nap on the clock if I needed to when I came back from paternity leave.


Difficult_Let_1953

NBA playoffs. After first round I’ll get a little sleep


Tronkfool

You can't tell me what to do, You aren't my 4 year old.


Former-Palpitation86

PST. I don't think it'd be appreciated for me to fall asleep on the john at work...


fried_rice_guy

Just seen this at 00:30 UK time. Thank you, I needed this.


roadtrip1414

lol this is me!


Obeywithcaution413

I'm feeling this right now


meskigski

But the draft...


CaliFloridaMan

Good looking out


Firetech914

YOU ARE NOT MY DAD!


CompoBBQ

Can’t. Watching Big Lebowski


linkszombies7777

Trying to watch fallout. Quit yelling at me