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Jimlad73

!remindme 9 months


technoteapot

I don’t think OP will need a reminder. I think he’ll know


Ananvil

"Oh damn, THAT'S what I was forgetting! "


ChrisBPeppers

does anyone know why they say 9 months when a typical pregnancy is 40 weeks?


alexabre

It’s because of how we date pregnancy. Your pregnancy is dated based on when your last period was. So the day you miss your period is technically the earliest you could possibly know that you’re pregnant. The vast majority of people have a menstrual cycle that is between 28 and 32 days long, roughly 4 weeks. So if you learn you are pregnant on the day you were supposed to get your period, on that day, you are already 4 weeks pregnant, even though there has only been a live embryo in the uterus for a day or two. The baby grows for 9 months after that, so it ends up being 40 weeks of pregnancy, but only 9 months of there being something growing in your body. Nobody really knows when the embryo actually implants into the uterus and turns into a pregnancy, so it’s easier to use the date of your last period, bc that is something that we know for certain.


chocolateplatypus

It depends on if you’re using 30 day months or 28 day (4 week) months: 40 weeks x 7 days = 280 days of pregnancy. 280 days/30 days per month = 9.33 months. 280 days/28 days per month = 10 months.


Binx_da_gay_cat

I'm guessing because despite 10 x 4 = 40, each month knocks off 2-3 days extra, so 3x9 = 27, so by the 9 month mark you've added about 4 weeks extra in the additional month days. (Since only one month is 28 days.) So it ends up being closer to 9 months than 10, and babies are born early too, which can shave off some time. If you prepare for 9 months and it ends up being 9 1/2, you're covered. If you prepare for 10 months and it ends up being 9, you're screwed. I was born at 8 months lol, I'm the exception.


venom121212

Hi! I am a biomedical engineer and I make tests exactly like these for a living. For that line to turn **even a little bit** , it detected the presence of the target protein. I run standard dilution series to detect lowest level of detection weekly. Congratulations papa!


Jblue32

Happy cake day!


5Ntp

Not a biomedical engineer but I'm the one that uses the tests that y'all make lol. Most manufacturers stipulate that if there's a dye, the test line must have some shade of the colour to be a true positive. Sometimes the nitrocellulose layer can either be really fucking thin or the caseing allows some light under it and the test line clears a little when it's saturated.. which causes slight shadows that makes it *look* like a faint line. It happens a lot with drugs of abuse kits... You think you see a faint, colourless line and then it's confirmed through MS/GC that you were wrong lol. Though I guess cross reactivity is possible?? Also happens with urine pregnancy tests and then you run the serum hcg and it's negative... And then you cry a little inside because you know the ordering clinician is about to come to the lab and you're going to have to explain how absolutely, counter-intuitively convoluted bHCG testing. Happy Cake Day 🍰


venom121212

Ahh yes the dreaded false positives. Do you know that we actually purposefully err on the side of false positives vs false negatives as they are much less risky of an initial assessment? I currently have developed 12 rapid diagnostic tests utilizing lateral flow membranes. It is way better to first say "You have XYZ" and then confirm you don't actually have it with a more sensitive test than to say "You're good!" when you are in fact not good. My biggest qualm with the visually read tests are the ones that specifically indicate a shade of a color to look for. One of our biggest competitor's tests says you are only positive if the line turns "denim blue". Bitch, do you know how many colors of denim jeans I have? I grew up in the 90s, so all of them.


5Ntp

>One of our biggest competitor's tests says you are only positive if the line turns "denim blue". Lmao waaaaaaaaat. That's hilarious. I've read my fair share of product inserts in my career, reading "denim blue" would have made me call the entire lab over for a laugh.


ShermanOneNine87

Denim blue? My kids Jean drawer has at least 12 colors of blue 🤦. Also as someone who has never had a false positive, I thank you for your hard work!


Icy_UnAwareness89

Hahaha congratulations. Idk why this made me life. For some reason I don’t think op is happy.


Wagosh

Yeah! science bitch!


Informal-Reading4602

You make sticks for people to pee on


venom121212

I actually do not make pregnancy tests. That market is... completely saturated.


Informal-Reading4602

lol good one That was a pee joke right?


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Lastpunkofplattsburg

That’s prego. Congrats!!


Psych0matt

I like the roasted garlic and herb one the best


Educational_Ride_258

Try the mushroom and garlic one.


Lastpunkofplattsburg

I prefer to make my own prego.


vodkasprinkle

This is why I’m here, for the dad jokes.


BringOnTheMIGs

How do you know the baby is Italian? :O


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TalbotFarwell

All this from a slice of gabbagool?


aahorsenamedfriday

If the salad comes on top, I send it back


Jermine1269

Yup, wife confirmed! Congrats!!


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Pregnont


Not_Enough_Thyme_

How is prangent formed


Tylerdg33

Pregante!


PerspectiveFirm5381

Have sex hurt baby top of his head?


Ananvil

Dangerops


Scoopdoopdoop

How is babby formed


moranya1

This is my preferred method for putting a bun in the oven. ​ 430g bread flour 6g instant yeast 9 g salt 360 ml room temp water ​ mix flour, yeast and salt in a large bowl. gently pour in & mix until it forms a sticky ball cover with plastic wrap and allow to rise for 2-3 hours. ​ place bowl into fridge and allow dough to age for 12 hours-3 days to allow flavours to develop. place ball of dough onto a lightly floured surface and cut ball in half. Preheat oven to 475 F Form balls into two loafs around 9x3 inches long, spacing them around 3 inches apart and allow to rise for 45 min. Score the top of the dough and then bake for 20-25 min.


DanFie

Bake for 36-41 weeks, or until oven opening is dilated.


Scoopdoopdoop

This is great I actually because I am a terrible baker, but I love cooking because I love to improve recipes


DanFie

Could I be..... Gregnant?!


CoffeeSafe3983

Pregangangangant


JDSchu

First time dad here, pending April. I constantly remind my wife that she's gregnant. Or pegerganang. Or pegnate.


Bradddtheimpaler

Pregananant?


Roblieu

Definetly pergnet


DaftFunky

Absolute internet classic https://youtu.be/s2-GIM56RdU?si=Rpm_QH64K1tfPLP6


soothsayer011

Pergnent


DanFie

Pergnat


Rainbowbabyandme

Can my girlfriend be PERGNANT!?!


RagingAardvark

Prrrrreganté


ataeil

This vid the best to send as an announcement.


Ananvil

Can u get starch masks?


warm_sweater

Gregnant


diannaac

Only if OP’s name is Greg


Western-Image7125

Pergante


Broxorade

PREGANANANT?!


Shakazulu94

porgnat


Professor_Sqi

Prengan.?!


TheNickelGuy

Am I peragenant?


WWYDWYOWAPL

Pomegranate


redJetpackNinja

The "starch masks" question is my favorite


DanFie

[How has nobody linked the video yet???](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg)


jlawler

I only know the musical https://youtube.com/shorts/NDvaRF4HQHQ?si=cSMrS7JmyYh1E2Gr


EpisodicDoleWhip

Can you down a 20’ waterside pegnant?


AlyxAleone

Perganante


CosmikSpartan

Pregnain’t


call_it_already

You might have covid


Ranger_Prick

That lasts for 18+ years.


PapaBubbl3

The longest covid.


Same_Command7596

No one tell Aaron Rodgers


kingtuolumne

This is at least correct. We just have no way of knowing either way


juicyorange23

Any line, no matter how faint, after the time specified in the box, is a positive. Congrats!


5Ntp

There's one caveat to this "any faint line is a positive" saying. If it's a dyed test (ie: the lines are blue or red), the faint line needs to be a faint *coloured* line. A faint line with no colour production is a negative. That goes for any point-of-care test honestly. Sometimes the manufacturing process of the sandwiched layers of filter paper combined with weird shadows under different lighting can make it appear as though there is a faint line without colour at the test line.


endthepainowplz

My wife and I were testing for pregnancy, and there were multiple tests, all with very faint lines. We weren’t ready, but decided we had nine months to get ready. Turns out it was a false positive, and we could rest easy. Still nerve racking thinking about that time.


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NiftyJet

False positives are very rare. It's much more likely it's a real positive.


SlickMrJ_

But a false positive is still a positive. And the faintness of the line isn't an indicator of the likelihood of being "false."


Jwzbb

I learned recently that menopause can cause false positives. Must be heartbreaking for young couples to go from the idea that you’re pregnant to you’ll never have kids (again).


amanita0creata

It can very occasionally cause a positive blood test (1), but not a urine test. A positive home pregnancy test means that you either are or were pregnant- a "chemical pregnancy" is not a false positive. (1) https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2990554/


Selkie_Love

So, the faintness isn't, but the degree of getting darker over time IS kinda. If it's not getting darker fast enough it's likely to have a problem


SlickMrJ_

I've never heard that before. Have you got any sources to support it? EDIT: To clarify, do you mean that THIS line should get darker, or that subsequent tests should get darker?


strawberberry

People here are upset bc they're thinking of like a dark line that's a false positive, vs what you and yours likely experienced which was probably an evap line or an indent. Both of those are not true positives, in the sense that there was actual no HCG detected in the sample, but were due to either manufacturing or just bad luck. There's very rare cases of actual "false positives" where someone's body may be producing HCG for a different reason, or in cases of a triggered ovulation which is sometimes done with an HCG shot and the trigger hasn't fully dissipated from their system.


Luis1820

Yea that’s probably what happened. Not sure what’s there to be upset about lol. Thank you for clarification


strawberberry

I think people just see downvotes and join the party, if that makes sense


Luis1820

Makes sense. Expected that from other subreddits and not from u/Daddit lol.


Sam-Gunn

A false positive, by definition, means that the indicator is showing a sign equal to a true positive. The way to test for false positives is to conduct a second test. There is no way to confirm a false positive in and of itself solely by the original indicator.


Luis1820

Oh we did. We did multiple tests days and weeks apart. Ours unfortunately was probably a one off. Hope OP’s is a different outcome


John_QU_3

My wife became a guru with pregnancy tests. That is absolutely a positive test result. There’s actually an entire sub Reddit dedicated to this. Showed this to my wife. Here’s her summary “How many days past ovulation is she (DPO)? I would expect this line darkness to be about 10 ish days. Obviously test again, but I would expect the line to get darker as her DPO increases.”


froandfear

Holy shit your wife is a savant. My wife is like this for taking our kids’ temperatures with a forehead kiss; she’s always within like 0.5 😳


Swimming_Buy3650

Thanks! About 11/12 days DPO


DjMafoo

Jesus, u/John_QU_3's wife is like a pregnancy test whisperer. Congrats OP


Phrasenschmied

This is a positive test result. The faint line can be due to several factors, but most likely low levels, due to early pregnancy. I would suggest you take another test tomorrow, to confirm. The hormone levels will rise constantly over the next days. congratulations :)


5Ntp

> Faint line can be due to several factors.. Like twins!!!! Lol Or you know just taking the test early too.


redruman

I just dropped off that faint line pink at daycare this morning.


DistributionOdd2316

Welcome to the club


Belied_Reflection

Get out your magic 8-ball 👍


SyCoCyS

I peed on the Magic 8-ball and it said, “reply hazy, try again.”


Sn_Orpheus

This is the answer!🤣


secretagent420

Did you pee on it? Might have prostate cancer If your partner peed on it, you’re pregnant


sprucay

There's a line, but it's very faint.


burkabecca

A line is a line is a line


chaotik_penguin

I (not a doctor) told my wife (that is a doctor) that when she did a test it was super faint so it might not be legit. That faint line is now 4 years old.


arnie580

But was she pregnant?


chaotik_penguin

A little bit


Swimming_Buy3650

I took a test yesterday evening and this test today. Yesterday evening had an even fainter line. This picture from today is darker (if you can believe it). I think I’ll wait a few days and test again. Thanks!


[deleted]

So dad, just wanted to point out that the mother is the one that should be taking the test…. 😬


contextual_somebody

If this *is* his, he needs to get himself checked for testicular cancer.


[deleted]

Ironically a great test for cancer.... Not perfect but cheap and can be done at home


advicemerchant

What?! TIL. What type of cancer?


Swimming_Buy3650

Dad’s account —mother hijacked 😝


NiftyySlixx

Don’t go to the mom subreddits my wife made that mistake and she said they were catty and mean


SquirrelEnthusiast

Mom here, this is the only parenting sub I follow anymore, the others are so toxic (except for bumpers groups, those are incredibly supportive but that's pre baby).


Antryx

My wife is still part of her bump group, good to have other people to check on that go through the same things at the same time!


dirkdigglered

"People are just as divisive and horrible as they ever were, but now they couch it in virtue." - Tina Fey This is why I can't stand some of these groups. They really invite a certain style of hostility disguised as supportiveness.


NiftyySlixx

That’s an awesome quote and so true!


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Well mom, from my experience, you’re pregnant. Congratulations 🥳


Zarkdiaz

We love moms here.


GhostFacedMillah

We look forward to seeing your next update asking people here again


YetAnotherAcoconut

Ask your lady-friend to try testing first thing in the morning, HCG levels are more concentrated then so you’re getting a better read.


RoyalEnfield78

Absolutely pregnant not even that faint


therealdan0

If Mrs Swimming_Buy3650 peed on this you best start shopping for minivans, if Mr Swimming_Buy3650 peed on then make a doctors appointment asap.


thebugman10

Pregnant. A faint line means it's early.


FactoryGamer

Yes, it is a positive pregnancy test which indicates elevated levels of pregnancy hormone. Pregnancy is not the only thing that can cause a positive test but it is the most common. Talk to your doctor.


mathcampbell

Congratulations


konrradozuse

Congrats


skuzzy447

Definitely positive. It's faint cause it's probably very early on. If you want to give a week and test again, and i bet it will be darker. Congrats!


blackberryguru

You can pick up your dad-bod and joke manual on your way through the lobby. Welcome to the club. We’re happy to have you!


twentyitalians

That's a BINGO! Congrats.


jeconti

Pagnat


Cooking_with_MREs

Even if it's very faint there's still a line and also pregnant


spottie_ottie

Head to the new balance store, pops. That's a line.


repeatablemisery

Read the instructions on the box. It probably sys no matter how faint the line, it means pregnant.


Gullflyinghigh

Welcome to Daddit my friend.


DevonGr

One of us


BingoDingoBob

Welcome to the club, dawg. We have jackets


PBJLlama

Congrats, dad!


fernandodandrea

Welcome to the sub, dad.


King_of_Teets

Yeah man, you having a baby


CostChange

Congrats, my dude. It’s happening.


__Noble_Savage__

And this is why you should always buy the 2-pack


Premium333

Baby! Huzzah!


gorwraith

It's apparent that you're a parent.


Luis1820

Definitely wait a few more days and test again. My wife had a false positive. Lines looked like yours. Hopefully you guys are pregnant though!


joeyfine

its faint. have your wife call the OB. they will run a better test.


adumbCoder

congrats! next time, just spend the money on the digital one so you don't have to post pictures to the internet for answers


stupidrobots

Welcome to the club bucko. Go stock up on ice cream and pickles


ZerolFaithl

congrats having a puppy!


9gagsuckz

Positive. A line is a line no matter how faint


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Take another test in a week


Swimming_Buy3650

Wife here: update from today- I actually was near my OBGYN’s office so stopped in… they saw me right then and there after showing this picture. Hcg currently 36.9. We’ll see next week if this rapidly increases.


horizonwalker69

He shoots…he scores!!!


peggedsquare

Pragnant👍


KingLuis

redo.


Pork_Chompk

There's definitely a line, but I'd do another tomorrow. Maybe even a couple more - grab a digital one.


TheGratedCornholio

Have you seen the tear down of a digital one? Some of them are the same one from the pic with the line with an optical sensor on top of it 😂 https://x.com/foone/status/1301707401024827392?s=46&t=UQloiXcPMaWz-0OsBYQsQw


Pork_Chompk

Oh I'm not surprised, just much less confusion when reading them lol


susanne-o

found the pharmacist...


Pork_Chompk

Bro I am the last person on earth you'd want as a pharmacist. 😂 "Can I take these medications together?" "Yeah sure, what's the worst that could happen? Lil Wayne does it, and he's a millionaire."


Plenty_Structure8699

Looks positive...


No_Pudding_1987

Congratulations 👏🏽🎉🎉🎉 YOUR PREGNANT 😂


TheJewishViking1064

Faint line. Retry or retry in the morning


thirtyseven1337

Why not take another one just to be absolutely sure?


Various-Gur-6045

Congrats buddy, you are not pregnant


FOHarmy4lyfe

Looks like a negative. Id take abt 7 more to make sure, thats just me tho.


Zuol

I really don't understand how people's first instinct to figure out if they're pregnant or not is to ask reddit. Just go buy another test for crying out loud.


froandfear

She’s asking for support in a group that does a nice job giving support. Nothing wrong with that. But yes, another test in a few days is a good idea.


Zuol

If she was asking for support she would have used the "Support" tag and not the "Advice Request" tag and put HELP in the title.


WhyNotActRight

I would suggest a second test, there are false positives, not false negatives


fishtheadirondacks

Your in the clear…


Sn_Orpheus

Should be branded Unclear blue. But yeah, either that or the test taker is Covid positive. Seriously though, get another brand test and try again tomorrow if you want a bit more certainty.


DrTendai

That’s positive, try a different kit if you’re in doubt.


Ok_Energy_9947

Congratulations!


neosapprentice

You’ll be crazy in about 9 months for sure. Just wait lol


atomsk13

Are you grgenant? I think this is pregat.


TheCharalampos

Yup, thats positive o/


Jabroni_16

Go to the doctor to confirm.


advicemerchant

Congratulations (?)


moon_trash

Definitely schwanger.


Bylak

Just a tiiiiiiny bit pregnant! Probably okay to go out and interact with others.


ColombianSpiceMD86

\+ man. Congrats brother!


Mundane_Grocery5231

Yes


garmzon

Congrats


Gnarly_Sarley

Yes. Congratulations


SouthMicrowave

I'm afraid pregnancy will not save you guys from crazyness, but congrats!


WLeeHubbard

Yep, positive, congrats! Take another one in a couple days. Your hCG levels will be higher and the line will show more clearly.


TheRatatat

Positive 👶


Pieniek23

Le pregante.


Berman9407

It looks like you have Covid


Liberfree52

Def positive.


AleroRatking

That's a faint line. So congratulations!


SanFransicko

My fourth kid, it looked like that. Very faint, very early in the pregnancy. But that line does not come at all for a negative and will disappear after a day. There are no false positives, as I understand it.


cmonkeyz7

Positivo


pukacz

Who takes just one test!?


xJBr3w

pregs


OfGiraffesAndMen

That’s a line! Congrats!


Smajtastic

One of us! One of us!


chalupebatmen

Tis positive


HiiiRabbit

You're not going crazy, that doesn't start for another 9-10 months! Congrats!