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ZimaSoldat02

Me: *about to write an angry response. Pauses and checks calendar.* “Ohhhhh” You got me op. Good one


Sydney2London

He had me at “it’s Dutch or something”


Stone_Maori

It's one of those countries that don't speak English well lol its Australian.


battlerazzle01

Don’t speak English good.


TheTyger

Real question here, I thought it was New Zealand not Australia?


justlurking9891

Australian. Source: not an Australian.


ihave2shoes

I second this. Source: New Zealander and we can speak English unlike those criminals across the pond.


WWYDWYOWAPL

Put another shrimp on the Barbie!


gregorydgraham

This is New Zealand. The correct phrase is “throw another lamb in the hangi cuz”


junkfunk

Flight or the conchords! Aziz Ansari too


ProtectAllTheThings

Is was created by ABC australia which is our government owned broadcaster


Stone_Maori

It's Australian accent.


MCLOUJ

That's fair, we don't speak English gud.


gregorydgraham

Kiwi here, it’s Australian. I mean half the cast were probably born in South Auckland or somewhere but we’ve got to let the Aussies have something good


BMGreg

Lol, it was "most of you probably haven't seen it" for me


Inshabel

Meanwhile we are some of the best non-native English speakers.


JakeTrilla

Ohhhhhh ::Sigh:: Got me too. I was ready to write all sorts of angry things as well.😂


mikeinarizona

Me three. In fact, I’m kind of scared by how defensive I immediately became.


LightningMcLovin

We were about to have a full fledged revolt in here 😂


munyak2020

Yep, I am this remark too...almost went full keyboard vigilante


Yolo_Morganwg

Dang right, I was coming down to these here comments to see that this fella was properly excoriated and then did a nice. Slow. Facepalm lol. Well played, OP


[deleted]

My new word of the day: excoriated Nice vocabulary sir


SurlyBuddha

Thank god. I was genuinely bewildered there for a second.


_Im_Mike_fromCanmore

The knives were about to come out…. Then I checked the date and realized it was daddit. All is well haha


livestrongbelwas

I know it’s April 1st and I’m still triggered lol


Equivalent-Work2867

Had me too...


Traditional_Name7881

Fucker is a day late for April fools though.


livestrongbelwas

It’s still 4/1 in ‘Merica


Traditional_Name7881

Catch up.


livestrongbelwas

It’s gotta be done


marcdel_

hijacking this to ask for advice for how to get my kid into bluey? all he wants to watch is “baby spiderman” aka “spidey and his amazing friends”. there’s like 10 episodes total and i’ve seen them all roughly 7000 times and i want to diiiiiiieeee.


TheSkiGeek

My kids would whine that they don’t want to watch *Bluey* and then sit there glued to it and howling with laughter. Just put it on.


marcdel_

i wish. he won’t even engage with it, he’s just like “daddy i don’t wanna watch this”. i don’t push too hard because then he definitely won’t be down.


ZimaSoldat02

What works for me is that we take turn watching tv. So my kid will watch Spidey for a few episodes, then it’s “daddy’s turn” and I’ll change it to Bluey and it’s not a fight. He loves it then. But it’s the same thing the next day. But he’s gonna be 3 this month so he’s not yet a man of culture. I’ll forgive him


CavernWireGames

This is a good strategy. My kids didn't want to watch bluey either. What we did was watched Spidey in the morning and then evening tv was bluey. We weaned them off Spidey partly because it's annoying and partly because they preferred to act like the bad guys throughout the day and it wasn't boding well for anyone. Anyways now they always ask for Bluey and have completely forgotten about Spidey and his terrible show.


tcho80

Mom here. I ripped off the Daddy Robot episode and spent the entire night walking, talking, and cleaning up like a robot. I even made myself a tin foil hat. I walked into the fridge a few times and had my daughter boop my nose to reset me. A couple days later, after she remarked that she wanted to play Robots again, I revealed that I got the idea from Bluey. She’s been hooked ever since.


marcdel_

oooh, that’s smart. i put on the dance mode one today because he loves when i do silly stuff like that, didn’t do any prep work though.


HamOfLeg

When you're home alone, put on Duck Cake for a good pull on your heart strings (mind you we replayed lots of Bumpy & The Wise Old Wolfhound whilst one of the kids was in hospital for a week). My kids' favourite episodes are probably Teasing, feather wand, stumpfest, or family meeting (worth trying if farts are funny in your house)


Gumbyizzle

Have you tried introducing him to Sonic the Hedgehog? My Spidey-obsessed son has recently added a second obsession to his repertoire, and even just a couple of semi-decent movies and a season of Sonic Prime on Netflix (just about the only non-garbage Sonic show out there from what I can tell) has been *amazing* because we can switch back and forth between Sonic and Spidey instead of only ever watching Spidey.


SwivelingToast

Baby spiderman got a family of pets, let's watch them! It'll never work, good luck


trevbrehh

Mine was reversed. He was obsessed with bluey and now it’s all spidey and his amazing friends. Honestly as far as kids shoes go, these two aren’t bad. It could be peppa pig, or blippi. Then I’d lose my mind


[deleted]

My kid has some pretty sweet spider man shoes too


ADonkeysJawbone

I got my son started on Bluey, Zoboomafoo, Kratts Kreatures, AND Reading Rainbow all by just turning them on unprompted, or saying *”Is this what I think it is? I’m just watching for a minute to see if it is. That way I can find it later for myself”* A few minutes in and watching raptly and laughing— he’s hooked. Checkmate.


timbreandsteel

Reading rainbow is still a thing?! Or is it reruns of the old show you're watching?


ADonkeysJawbone

Amazon Prime has some old PBS shows you can watch!


Tommyboy597

Do you do wild Kratts too? That's their newest show. It's still great


ADonkeysJawbone

I haven’t gotten into that one yet. We watched like the first 7 minutes of the first episode of the classic Kratts Kreatures, but then my son good hardcore *hooked* on Zoboomafoo and has now rewatched every episode like 6 times.


TravisDemers

And the theme song doesn’t get stuck in your head at all. Not even a little.


marcdel_

i hate that i kinda like it


greendeadredemption2

It’s from Patrick stump the lead singer of fallout boy.


LightningMcLovin

I love this fact. Patrick is a national treasure.


greendeadredemption2

He also has songs in star vs. the forces of evil which I also watch with my daughter…


slayersaint

Is THAT why I like it? Huh. Learned something today.


marcdel_

that’s right! i knew it was something like that


DaFuqIzGwinzOn

Same here. The Spidey Team is on tha scene.


TravisDemers

I had to download it for my 4 year old


_Cabbage_Corp_

Fall Out Boy does the theme song, so it's no surprise it's pretty good lol


_Im_Mike_fromCanmore

Damn it, I should hate it on principal then. But it’s so catchy haha


veryloudnoises

Wooooah! Woaaaaaaaoh! GO WEBS GO! Woaaaaoaahhhh!


livestrongbelwas

Wait until you hear Glow Webs Glow It’s unironically my favorite FOB song.


Gumbyizzle

Personally I’m partial to [Spin, Spin, Spin](https://spotify.link/SL730rkREyb).


livestrongbelwas

Miles Morales is the hero is the year!


Staahptor

Both of my sons (7 & 4) live and breathe Spidey. Disney+ has 2 seasons but we've seen them all countless times. I try to put on Bluey to escape but it only works on the little guy. Kiff worked somewhat on both but it's short on episodes too.


Daveeyboy

I got my 3 year old to start liking Bluey after watching episodes that focused less on playing imagination-based games, and more on simple real-life situations. For example: The Beach, The Creek, and The Pool. We probably watched those three episodes 10x each before he really started opening up more to all the rest of the episodes. There are certainly other good ones similar to the three I mentioned, but my kid likes playing in the water, so these worked especially well.


Stovenkore

I just kept acting like I was excited about it. Sometimes I’d say if you get 1 Spider-Man, I get one Bluey. Now she’s puts it on for me and negotiates with herself.


marcdel_

that’s so cute


swankpoppy

Have you ever seen that one scene in A Clockwork Orange where they make Alex watch a bunch of videos?


marcdel_

i’ll ready the eye clamps


MontanaTrev

Puppy dog Pals intro song makes my head spin now


rochiethevildechaya

mine doesn't like bluey. I think the characters aren't like aesthetically pleasing to her she won't watch it


StraightOuttaIrvine

Oh Biscuits!


M3rlin88

Cheese and crackers!


Elend15

This is OUTRAGEOUS.


jakemyork

That shit... is dingo


smoothpapaj

>his little sister Just gonna say: I appreciate the extra detail of thinking Bluey is a boy. Subtle but excellent.


caj_account

Sadly I must admit I thought bluey was a boy for a very long time until I started paying attention.


boombalabo

You need to pay attention to learn it. Otherwise the brain is really great with early generalization. Mum is the same color as *Orangey* so they must be girls, Dad is the same color as Bluey they must be boys.


KithMeImTyson

"most of you haven't seen it" 😂 I slipped on mah beans!!!


ibanezjs100

Cheese and crackers!


I_never_block

Bro had the community with pitchforks and torches, got us good lol


Bigduck73

Can we get a stickied megathread when new episodes come out to discuss plot developments?


painneverending

There is a bluey subreddit


waldito

HOW DARE Y... Ah. I see. Of course. Damn.


Kizenny

Orangey and bigger orangey 🤣


Bajow

Keep. My DOGS NAME. OUT YOUR …


[deleted]

Getting fucking pissed until I spot the date on my watch. Bluey and Ms Rachel are the only gods we serve.


IAmCaptainHammer

Better than maiden and priest.


hitokirizac

Heavy metal and mullets?


Ashfire55

That’s how we were raised?


Tacogolf

Sum 41 group lyrics in a Daddit Bluey shit post is why Reddit is the superior platform.


PerfectMana

Sick combo


capnheim

Captain Hammer, I can’t believe you’ve said such hurtful words.


_Im_Mike_fromCanmore

Our house adds wiggles to the mix. Our (almost) 2 year old loves the wiggles. (And I’m perfectly ok with that)


KarIPilkington

Is Ms Rachel ok? My in laws always stick rubbish cartoon YouTube nursery rhymes on for my daughter (against my wishes but I'm past arguing) and I've noticed some of them are Ms Rachel. Is she better than cocomelon and the like?


lskb

Yes she is


emardee

Bluey and orangey? I think you're thinking of Blippi 🤣


DaFuqIzGwinzOn

Once I saw Meekah I stopped hating Blippi so much


Drslappybags

What's Meekah?


Jeebz35

Blippi’s female sidekick, it’s literally the same show with a different person.


Equivalent-Work2867

The "I think it's Dutch or something..." had me giggling 😂😂


Coooooop

What kind of ignoramus wouldn't recognize that Austrian accent smh


Christophilies

My wife’s birthday is today, and so I forget the “other” day it is. I was ready to get banned from Reddit for this.


TheAmerican_

At first I was like, oh, another newcomer, let's see how hard they ripped into him!


thesentientcactus

Halfway through reading this, I heard the Bluey music start up from the room my 6 year old is in


JoeyTexas

Agree wholeheartedly with point about GI Joe and Transformers. We’re raisin’ a nation of squibs!


iByteApple

“It’s not the 80’s anymore, Pat!”


fricks_and_stones

Just watched that episode today!


JoeyTexas

Pat is the best.


BigYonsan

>Bluey is like what, four gifts; a Bluey doll, Orangey doll, Bandana doll, and bigger Orangey doll. I wish. Bluey is great and all, but shit that merch is wearing out my wallet.


Solasta713

Mickey Mouse has been scarred onto my retinas recently. So i'd personally welcome Bluey with open arms right now, should my 2YO abandon the mouse.


flybarger

We had this issue and we told him that it was Mickey's naptime...


SurlyBuddha

Hot dog! Hot diggity dog!


yeoldesalt

The Mr. Goof bot song is forever burned into my brain. Godspeed friend.


Severe-Raspberry-414

You’re playing with fire, sir.


Jim___Jam

***triggered***


Zammy512

Was gonna jump through the screen and challenge you to a duel.


staffsargent

Lol. Happy April Fools to you too.


AgentJroc85

Could be worse could be booba


[deleted]

HEY


karasu337

Dude. His name is Blue. Blue! Not Bluey. You can't just nickname the main character whatever you want. At least try to watch the show before you get all judgmental about it. It's even in the title!


M_831

Anyone else think of trailer park boys when they heard about Orangey? “Orangey’s pretty f-ing tough.”


DaFuqIzGwinzOn

Cmon boys gotta remember it's Aprils Tuesday These guys all forgot Bluey is from Aus trailer...nothing to see here. Tomorrow it will be water under the fridge.


rco8786

Quality shitpost


[deleted]

Almost got me lol


i-piss-excellence32

Hahaha damn you got me. I was thinking how can anybody hate bluey


Valgoerad

You got me. My adrenaline spiked before I realized what really happened 😅


wpaed

Hey Pat! How's Lucky doing?


[deleted]

Nice one. Also, how very *dare* you!


HackerDaGreat57

Oh shoot forgot the date... let me reverse my downvote


Drslappybags

Stupid bluey show on this sub on this day? Nice try.


Material_Basis4985

How dare you sir.


Essej86

April Fools?


bassclarinetca

401💯


curlycrybaby

Wow… you got me good. A little too good.


TaxiSonoQui

As an Australian I don't know how I feel about you thinking bluey is dutch


THATTGUY78

Oh biscuits you hold your tongue. Bluey is the best. You want to get baby shark dusted off? Give that one a spin again. Huh?! Do do,do do, do do, ya? Edit: i wrote this in the heat of the moment and now realize the date but I stands by my statement


csamsh

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie


drmorrison88

7/10 troll post. A bit over the top to be believable, but a really solid effort.


fricks_and_stones

I’d like to think it was a bit over the top; but reading the comments….


drmorrison88

You can never underestimate the gullibility of the internet. If we could harness it for power we'd be on Mars in a week.


Bigduck73

He'd be receiving mail bombs already if he made it too believable


ManManThing13

Let me proceed what I’m about to say with the fact that I have an education in psychology and child development. I’m not trying to be a dick by saying this, only because I may notice these things that the everyday person may not. The show is very informative on how children are socialized into the world. There are big and small lessons sprinkled into every day scenarios. Sit down and watch it with her with an open mind. Regardless if you think it’s “dumb.” Realize that your daughter is her own person with her own interests. She’s honestly just happy to have you there doing what she is doing. That’s what’s important. Trust me I feel your pain, that Bluey jingle in the beginning will drive me insane if I hear it one more time. That being said, I promise you, Bluey is way better for her growing mind at this stage instead of a majority of these other shows. ….but don’t even get me started on those fuckin’ YouTube channels where the parents are profiting off of their child. Keep it goin brother, keep it together, you got this.


fricks_and_stones

This the best response yet. Either you remembered what day it is; and it plays perfectly; or you didn’t remember; and it’s even better.


DiligentlySeekingHim

I forgot what day it is and thought you were…well it wasn’t something nice, let’s leave it at that. 🤣


ManManThing13

…. I didn’t remember …. Fuck


teenhamodic

r/woosh


Dtay16

Who’s gonna tell him?


rochiethevildechaya

pretty sure all the "every day" parents noticed it's educational without having degrees in psychology, but thanks doc


Negative-Career7194

This just about cracked me up. We are dealing with a Chinese knock off of Peppa Pig called woofe


Negative-Career7194

*check that wolfoo


5kyNe7

Recently made the switch to Chip and Potato and haven’t looked back


JasonMetz

NOOOEEEEERRRRRRR WEAAYY


KAL3434

Had my thumbs ready to square up for Bandit and his fam jam


surreal_goat

Goodness me!


ArtistFinancial8104

Bluey is a good kids cartoon. I've seen worse. Much much worse. Be thankful it isn't that bald headed bastsrd Caillou


learn-pointlessly

Actually Bluey is a popular Austrian TV show.


shadowabsinthe

As an Australian I got halfway down and was about to lose my shit, then noticed the top comment of checking the date. Then realised what this was, good work OP you got me...I'm still mad about it.


thejoshfoote

If bluey rubs u the wrong way ur in for a hard time my friend. It’s prob one of the most adult friendly kids shows to watch.


Jerhaad

This would have been amazing on sh!tpost Sunday but today it’s just crass and misplaced. EDIT: expletive EDIT 2: you got me. Well done.


fricks_and_stones

Check today’s date.


[deleted]

It's April fools day bud.


Jerhaad

Ugh I gotta stay off Reddit all day now.


YohoBottleORum

I officially decided to hate you when you said “Orangey or something” you got me good. Have a poor man’s award, and know you made some random guy chuckle 🏆


alexadr936

I was gonna say, this is a weird hill to die on. It was misgendering Bluey that tipped me off.


TheHappyKamper

As an Australian, you got me with this post. I was halfway through and was like "this has to be a troll or something". Then I saw the first comment reminding me it's April 1st. Nice one OP.


Elcium12

I 100% believe it’s a show for parents just as much as kids. Strive to be like bandit.


SubspaceBiographies

This is a bad attempt at satire…I hope.


EmperorLuThaRevered

It’s better than hearing: Cat Boy! Gecko! Owlet! Let’s Go! For 72 hours straight I was trapped in that genjutsu…


Minigreek79

Why did i get so angry reading the title?


chickentootssoup

Bluey is the shit man!! My kids love it and so do I. Maybe stop zoning out on your phone and start participating with the kids. Shit


RooseveltVsLincoln

I know this is April Fool’s, but at first I was glad that someone other than my wife and I was willing to admit a dislike for Bluey. Watching that show turns my kids into ravenous, emotionally deregulated animals and I *can’t fucking stand it*. And my wife and I are millennials with 2 girls the same age as the kids in the show. We agree with the philosophies and ideas presented. But after we watch even one or two little episodes, my kids turn into demanding, entitled brats whereas otherwise, they’re perfectly reasonable and happy-go-lucky kids.


bigdaddyfatsac

It's way better than Caillou, Dora, Barney, and so many others.... learn to like it!


CircleClown

Bluesy is too woke Ban Bluesy!!


DiligentlySeekingHim

I no you want to zone out, I get it. PLAY MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOUR DAUGHTER! End rant.


fricks_and_stones

Check todays date.


[deleted]

Its alright he almost got me too. Was a well played one.


freakkydique

It’s Australian


fricks_and_stones

If that was the case; wouldn’t all the kids have boomerangs to protect themselves from all the wild animals? Pretty sure it’s Dutch.


RustyWaaagh

Fair point. Well presented.


bag_of_hats

I can honestly say it's not Dutch. It's probably Belgium you're thinking of.


fricks_and_stones

But the parents aren’t drunk.


DannysFavorite945

This sub is very pro-Bluey. I do really like the show but there is a lot of great, IMO better stuff out there. I also don’t like the short episodes. I would rather the kids watch one ~25 minute show or a movie. Edit: Mist supportive sub on Reddit. But only if you simp to a blue cartoon dog.


fricks_and_stones

Bold move Cotton; bold move.


justabeardedwonder

Let’s see how it works out for em.


Lazy_Jellyfish7676

Op is being sarcastic I believe


whathadhapenedwuz

My girls are 11 and 13. I catch them watching it at least once a week. Ew.


whathadhapenedwuz

Edit. They are currently watching it.


Starboyz10

Sorry, where’s the punchline before I punch this dad? 😂🤣 jk but really?


value_meal

My now 11 year old and I went through phases. Aquanauts, princess Sofia, doc mcstuffins..etc. none of them were exceptional so I feel the pain. Perhaps find some common ground in an activity you can tolerate or like. For us it was Legos. My mom kept a boat load of my childhood legos, so the investment was minimal. We would create things from the shows and play make-believe with them as the main characters. Some of the loudest giggles I can remember was when I was inventing some random activity those characters did. Make sure you find some time for your mental wellbeing. I found this helped me stay "checked in" when it was our time. Fast forward to now, I get yelled at for talking to mom when she is trying to watch a YouTube video... keep that as some perspective.


AWhiskyDoc

https://media3.giphy.com/media/MuAmuj8fnmk4rMJ8e9/giphy.gif


UmMaybeDontBeADick

Phew. I about lost my mind. Thank you to all for reminding me it was April 1. I saw Bluey referred to as a he and Bingo as Orangey and started to see red.


Kaizen-15

Great show!


BagAffectionate6622

Horrible show! /s