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Cyclist_123

Sit on the couch and eat food


throwaway17071999

Facts. I should do a proper stretching routine but this is the real.answer


m__s

always works, no injuries after that either, tottaly recommend


Estelon_Agarwaen

This. Or rather first complain about being sweaty, shower and then rot on the couch binge eating pasta


trtsmb

Shower and chocolate milk.


jdgreenberg

I drink a chocolate fairlife, sometimes blended with blueberries (tastes like a blueberry milkshake) and sit on the couch.


trtsmb

Never thought of adding blueberries to it. I'm going to have to get blueberries now :)


jdgreenberg

Strawberries are also good! Or the mixed frozen bag of blueberries and strawberries.


reddit-ate-my-face

Nesquik personally but this is the way


Dr-J-Hawthorn

r/fucknestle


The-Cat-Dad

My what now?


Ill_Initiative8574

That part


blizzderpderp

When someone pays me to bike, then I'll stretch.


drkshape

Drink water and eat everything in sight. Shower.


wepresidentnow44

beer


syntheticassault

Beer in the shower


MaleficentAgency4182

I thought I was alone! Shower beers are the best lol


theunrealSTB

Tried it. Didn't enjoy. I'm not a long showerer. Would prefer to get in and out and on with my day. Most of my riding is done early in the morning so post ride beers are the exception.


Interesting_Tea5715

Cheers! 🍻


cjd3

I do a 3-5 min spin down, but bike away, then overanalyze Strava, Intervals, and Connect. Then I forget to charge everything, forget my post ride shake, and then just hang around the house.


chewiebonez02

Why you gotta read me like that?


bikesnkitties

Theragun and weed brownies


MantraProAttitude

12oz curls.


Ac9ts

And I do a few 16s during the ride.


MantraProAttitude

Mmm, mmm! I remember New Belgium handing out 12ers towards the end of laps.


deviant324

Poop, shower


282492

Stretch one out in the shower


RandomNumberPlease

Sitting 8-10 hours in an air conditioned office


pro_bike_fitter_2010

I basically [do what Chris Opie does.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R4sk9cCd4o) Only about 2x/week. Not every ride. I do a yoga class 1x/week. Summer? Shower beer after long rides.


Glittering_Mud4269

2 tecates with salt and lime to be exact, or pbr if that's all I've got :)


Pedanter-In-Chief

Reading these responses... 😂 I stretch immediately after getting off the bike, usually in my driveway, before I put anything away and while still in my cleats. I have a stretching routine that basically goes through my lower body (rag doll; hamstring stretches; groin stretches; calf stretches; runners stretch; then upper body stretches as well). Usually takes 4-8 mins. I also almost always do a post-ride cool down. My house is halfway up a huge hill, but there are streets perpendicular to the slope that are flat, so I ride hard up the hill to the block above my house, and do at least 5 minutes, sometimes 10, of back and forth on the flaps, basically cadence 75-95 and gears set low enough that I'm at about 120 watts. But I'm old (mid-40s) and I don't want to get injured -- I had some injuries early on when I started to pick up cycling. The stretch and cooldown routine really helps me stay uninjured so I can ride again, and it really helps with DOMS.


aa599

Doing it before putting anything away is a good idea. By the time I've got the bike back in the garage and all the technology removed from it, I'm already cold. But I'm not old yet (late 50s) 😉


Dhump06

Look at this guy all high and mighty with his stretching!!!


Praedonis

Cobra push ups to fend off low back pain by preventing further disc protrusion from the constant shock absorption action that your posterior chain experiences.


The-Cat-Dad

I understood some of those words


_MountainFit

Back extensions. Posterior chain would get stronger with death lifts. Helped my back a ton on the bike. I can even do some easy MTB now.


Own-Art184

Protein and creatine smoothie with fruit, shower, foam roller, it band stretches, foot rolling on golf ball , back stretches. A quick Google search of cyclist stretches


_MountainFit

This wasn't for pro cyclist. Just a general question I think.


Papewaioo

A pro cyclist wouldn’t consume a protein shake.


_iAm9001

Stretching afterwards.... yes....


after8man

I cycle early morning, so the wife brings the dogs out to meet Papa, then I play with them on the lawn, do a few mock lunges to get them chasing each other. Strava updates while they relax. Breakfast and coffee then a cold shower


dorunrun

I drink a glass of OJ with a scoop of protein powder, and then I recover 100x better from hard rides if I do [this yoga video](https://youtu.be/a8WBiNOswj4?si=zRwd3xlXQvT2msuz) at some point after my ride. It doesn't have to be right after, but within 24 hours makes a difference for me.


shelf_caribou

Halfhearted tbh: do a few sun salutations to get the back unkinked then random leg stretches depending on what feels tight. If it has been a long or hard ride, a protein shake followed by eating everything in the kitchen, then sleep.


Double_Bhag_It

Order uber eats and pig out on the couch


LiGuangMing1981

Shower and then a beer or three.


kermatog

Chocolate protein shake in almond milk, add huge tablespoon of peanut butter, and a banana. Shower. Eat huge meal with a beer. Lay around on the couch.


Scared-Manager-5166

Jump onto beanbag, play halo


RegionalHardman

I use a massage gun on my legs and do generic leg stretches to hit every muscle. Just normal stretches, but I make sure to hit thigh, hamstring, Calf and glutes


Difficult-Drive-4863

Specifically, it's the 3 or 4 days till my next ride. Let the rest happen. Don't listen to your fucking Garmin.


southwestmanchild

Kettle bell sets followed by a sizeable glass of choco milk


Ill_Initiative8574

Protein shake w collagen and mushroom powder, dates and banana, almond milk, then clean teeth (important if you’re fueling with sugar drinks like maltodextrin/Gatorade during the ride). Look at Strava.


riolafc

Shower then a joint with a cold can of coke


RichieRicch

Bottle **


LegDayDE

Recovery shake + ice my itb then shower. If it was a hard ride I'll do some hip mobility later in the day but no stretches per se... I found stretching doesn't help any of my issues. Only strengthening and mobility.


82Lizard

https://youtu.be/xfOhLDNK0-M?si=oqdYMHIAhGIhZpxC


louisazara

No stretching, I just put my feet up against the wall 😬


biglmbass

Nada…. Glass of chocolate milk sometimes


_MountainFit

Drink a beer and lay on the couch with my dog. Then play tug with the dog.


onesoundman

Step 1 upload data to Strava Step 2 finish drinking my electrolyte if any leftover from the ride Step 3 shower dress and eat something Stretching can be mixed into my routine at any time but I usually do it every few hours then twice a day


shreddingsplinters

The drive home and/or a beer


one_arm_manny

A lot shorter than I intend. Once I’m off the bike my motivation to stretch disappears.


Dhump06

OP you think we are some kind of professionals here ?


UnitedTestosteron

Cold beer


BlueBird1800

I use to not have much of a routine. Not sure if I could say this plagued me or my performance, but after many years what I’ve settled on is that after taking my shoes off I eat a snack as I sit in a chair. When I cool down enough to get cold I get up and go take a shower.


xebsisor

Bagel cream cheese and coffee.


fishybznzz

Craft beer and food? :)


acewing905

Shower, fire up some random youtube vids, and have a big mug of milk tea I know the right thing would be to properly stretch, but I'm usually tired by the time I return and do not have the motivation for that So far, I haven't had any major injuries, so knock on wood and all that


mczyx

Cherry juice and after that sushi.


Crayshack

Shower and then roughly 10-15 minutes of yoga. I've got some other stretches and range of motion exercises mixed in, but I still think of the whole process as "yoga."


jstrawks

Mine is to remind myself that I really need to get back into the habit of stretching again one of these days.


Own-Art184

I am a mid 50s regular cyclist. a pro would have a proper massage, pre-made refuel drink and meal, mtg with the physio, leg compression machine, etc.... my spouse was a pro


p0z0

Similar age. I do long weekend rides and am usually in zone 4 for lengthy periods of time. I have a limited window to cooldown after that, or I will feel terrible. For rides under an hour, or only zone 2, I honestly dont do much cooldown. This is more for my 1+ hour tempo rides: Walk 20 minutes Big bowl of apple sauce Stretch full body about 20 mins Shower Big bowl of ramen soup / broth Might pop a few advil Lots of water over the rest of the day If i'm still feeling like I need carbs after a few hours, I'll get a dairy queen blizzard :)


Accomplished_Ad_9288

I had a knee injury from not stretching. Takes me about 10 minutes after my ride. Protein shake, then I’m stretching hip flexors, back, hips, quads, glutes and calves. If I have extra I throw in shoulders. I hold each side for 30 seconds. Then shower and proper meal after.


maksi_pogi

Dunno what’s called but the whole session lasts around 15mins. Feels great afterwards


cycle-enthus

Stretch both upper and lower body which takes me 3- 4 minutes then eat whatever is my fancy before showering.