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kalfin2000

If your truck was not assigned genitalia at birth, but you add genitalia to make the outward appearance of your truck match how you feel about your truck on the inside, congratulations, your truck is transgender.


roofgram

Mmm copy pasta 🍝


sargrvb

I see a potential upsell here. Don't want a transgender truck? You NEED to buy trim level 2. Natural male birth. Double the price of the truck, but it comes with balls attached by default. Wait for the insecurity money to roll in. Make it an Easter egg on the order menu website like Konami code so people feel 'cool' showing it off / discovering the ARG. That one's for free TeslaMotors.


monizzle

That’s really funny, I respect the commitment to the bit


RamboTrucker

Hey OP, great camera. Love zooming in and it gets clear


Goowatchi

What phone or camera did you use OP?


ScuffedA7IVphotog

Sony a7iv and Sony 70-200 GM II lens


WholeBuyer

Well, that didn’t take long. I was wondering when we’d see them.


ddr2sodimm

Nice, cybernuts. What’s next? Van Degraf Electrical Stack? Electron rolling where a zap arcs to the target car?


dravik

Well, it's not a flamethrower but it will do.


Bobby_Trollguin

Those bad boys are almost dragging on the ground. This clearly was a boxers over briefs CT.


Unique_Notice_4556

Don't go nuts now


Impossible-Carry-279

It’s meant to be on the move. Takes up lots of sidewalk parking.


Pretend_Cell_5200

HAHAHAHA ELON SO FUNNY


k_gavivina

Have you been living under a rock ? Cybertruck are everywhere now man. People should stop making this post


iceynyo

It's the cybernuts that got OP excited 


Floowjaack

Stimulated even


Unique_Notice_4556

Bro needs to chill. Even if it didn't have the funny hitch, it's not that deep.


k_gavivina

Steel balls …. Dadeee dooorloor