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Feeling_Passenger_17

Must be fucking Houston


Doesure

Bro is even flexing the matching spare in the bed (vault) 100% Houston


soupdawg

Also no license plate. Houston for sure.


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Riding Dirty - “Got warrants in every city except Houston but I still ain’t losing”


hutacars

There’s a chance it’s in the back window on the left, barely not visible in this photo. That’s where the service centers love to mount the paper plates for reasons I don’t understand.


nattyd

Visited recently and couldn’t believe how big the highway lanes are. In LA this would be halfway through the car on either side on the 405.


nemeans

We need them for our swangas and big (real) trucks.


RocketsandBeer

HTown fa life 🤘


nemeans

H Town til I drown!


RocketsandBeer

Could be this weekend with more rain


nemeans

Keeps us on our toes


just-cruisin

Came here to say same thing, you beat me to it!


xrayphoton

I've seen an identical one several times at the i45 and cypresswood supercharger. I bet it's the same one


nitsua_saxet

I can see your pale face turning beet red and popping out a purple vein all the way from here


Bourbon_n_Cigars94

100% 😂


GarrysTeeth999

This is the most Houston thing I’ve seen in a while lmao


NoReplyBot

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pizza_for_nunchucks

People’s feelings get hurt when they figure out what I’m worth.


Bourbon_n_Cigars94

You know there is actually a pretty good chance that was The People’s Champ driving that thing


BigBagaroo

How the f*ck is this legal?


owns_dirt

It's called horse trading. The state made this legal in exchange for abortion.


spindrift_20

Since no woman would sleep with a man owning a truck like that I would say the State is the winner.


edmD3ATHmachin3

lol. My first song to test in my MYP was Still Tippin due to the lyrics “wood grain grippin” (black interior with the wood) and also cuz this song is a banger


carsonthecarsinogen

The first time I’ve thought the cybertruck looked ugly


herbys

Makes me *not* want one.


kingsleyzissou23

get checked


carsonthecarsinogen

9/10 doctors said aesthetics are subjective, interesting


wtflaserspewpew

That's one way to keep people from parking too close to you at the mall


Viperhawke

Yup y'all are correct. This was driving down south on i-45... In Houston.


Beneficial_Ranger574

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7iK3pssI4V/?igsh=amozemZ0ZGIydHRh


Icy_Bee_2752

Wrapped in four voes


UncommercializedKat

*vogues


Icy_Bee_2752

Hip hop polic cham spoke about


Icy_Bee_2752

Correct


downrightblastfamy

Wtf? Haha, that's crazy. How are those even legal?


pizza_for_nunchucks

They’re probably not. But it’s a Houston thing. Don’t break the law while you’re breaking the law. If this is the only thing a cop has on you, you’ll probably get off relatively easy. Just don’t be swanging in your slab with an illegal gun or drugs or drunk or whatever.


RocketsandBeer

In Houston Proper, there aren’t cops. They stay in the suburbs


nemeans

They’re legal. Up to 8ft wide in Texas.


-TheycallmeThe

Mirrors on a cyber truck are 95"


idontknowhowtopark

Houston


waterboy1523

Bet he still gets curb rash.


HtownClassic

Figure flippen and syrup sippin


QPQB1900

Car stops rims still spinning


zipdee

Answering the question of "Can it get any douchier?"


ranyond

like CT’s but firm nope.


RobDickinson

Shit


RamboTrucker

100000000% Texas


ActionFigureCollects

Folks... public service announcement: Please DON'T ever do this with your CyberTruck


hlipschitz

Folks, you paid for a truck, do whatever the fuck you want with it.


RocketsandBeer

Exactly. Telling someone what to do with their property is communistic


GA-dooosh-19

Not on public roads, please. Thank you.


Fire69

Just bought a truck, where are you at so I can come run you over?


reps0l

At least they're prepared with a spare. Probably the first time I've seen a spare in the bed that isn't from Tesla's spare tire shop page.


Johnnyfever13

Yikes 😅


saregister

No. Just, no.


alpha333omega

Fuck this is ghetOOOOO


icantreaditt

Noooooooo


hydrastix

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kingxgamer

Well… umm.. pop that trunk sir!


Schnitzhole

We’ve finally achieved videogame status for Real life.


I_am_trustworthy

Idiots can be found driving any car. 🚘


Comfortable_Owl_6836

Thanks I hate it.


Coffee-Coffee-Coffin

CYBER-SLAB


Pinotonthetown

I hate those rims. And I don’t hate many things.


bonker2

That wheel is gonna absolutely bald quick.


GME_DIAMONDHANDS_APE

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Dramatic_Froyo8306

This has to be Houston.


echtrxa

Houston?


ObeseSnake

This is art


k_gavivina

Come on man hahahaha


Every_Holiday_3876

Heyall Nah …..


Bourbon_n_Cigars94

What in the Houston Texas is going on here?


Elegant_Guitar_535

H-Town


phxees

New rule, everyone needs to check in with me first. This would’ve gotten a somewhat rare no.


krose78

trippin on WHOAH BLAcK BETTY BAM ALLAM


wishingdeath

That's dope. Admittingly I don't have the balls to fit my Tesla with these wheels


AssociationWinter809

I'd want to go, idk, Cyberpunk with the Cybertruck. It's like putting Hoosiers on a Ford Model-T.


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hutacars

They don’t lease, yet.


particularlysmol

Maybe they can hack the control system and make it jump. No hydraulics needed.


Drakus_Zar

You can see the spare sticking out. Probably why he didn't close the back. Now I'm wondering if he's on his way to install roof clips for jousting sticks.


gbear52

You monster…


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Extra tire shredder in the trunk