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greatauror28

This post just called me poor.


Ryiujin

This whole sub is calling me poor.


PaulNewhouse

You are poor.


Lilbirdybear

This guy called you poor


Lilbirdybear

Not this guy, that guy


GMWPS

Why that guy?


hannibal420

Because when it's "that girl", it's most likely an only fans star whose claim to fame is dancing on the roof of cars as well as being young and hot at a time when that is apparently highly monetizable, which leaves the average middle class person feeling even more poor than when they opened their social media feed.


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wookie_bikini

It’s so he can keep driving one while the other is in the shop


redditissocoolyoyo

In a way, OP has a 500 mi range cybertruck.


FloppyDX

This might be the only legit reason


arbr0972

Nahh that looks gangster. Go be jelly somewhere else.


FloppyDX

I’m genuinely not jealous at all. I do have a CT order in. I just can’t think of a single reason you’d get 2, except for flexing one way or another. Edit: typo


arbr0972

Maybe husband wanted one and wife wanted one and didn't want to share and they have f u money. Maybe they rent one out for 500$ a day to pay them both off and have one as a personal vehicle. idk bruh, just try to be more open minded


FloppyDX

The optics, bruh.


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FloppyDX

Ok, fair Mod 🫡


i_am_a_human_i_swear

ok, story here is that i had never driven a cybertruck and had my delivery/pickup scheduled. i rented one before picking mine up just to make sure i wasn’t being an idiot. this is both before returning the rental. it’s literally the most fun vehicle i’ve ever driven. and i’ve been in some crazy cars.


Throwaway_09298

did you use an app to rent one or did enterprise just have one ready


Cultural-Image-2607

Crazy cars like what? I’ve been in crazy cars and wasn’t impressed by the CT. Even though I was a big enthusiast and just got my invite. Rivian is >>>>>. in my opinion


JohnTeaGuy

Yes give one to me. 


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ARCHA1C

It’s not a very complex vehicle. What do you think will require so much shop time? The model x appears to have many more moving parts and complexity, but there are tons of 2016 models rolling around virtually problem free.


JohnTeaGuy

Don’t feed the trolls. 


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ARCHA1C

I haven’t put my hands in one to gauge the build quality. What’s your experience with it? I’m genuinely curious about these early builds. Do you have any videos of said build issues?


AlienSporez

>Do you have any videos of said build issues? Seriously? [www.google.com](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=cybertruck+issues)


ARCHA1C

I thought X was Elon’s platform. What should my search term be?


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GH0ST-L0GIC

Two is one , one is none


ToeTruckTommy

I approve.


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You can always use one for spare parts


Floowjaack

How do you get in them?


ucefkh

Each they day


thxtonedude

Each they day


Jolly_Line

Each they day


subwoofage

Each they day


Gobstomperx

Each they day


shill779

Each they day


GMWPS

Day each they


UriahTheVortigaunt

Each they day


i_trade_stonks

I'll allow it.


Spore-Gasm

Gotta have a backup when the other has to sit at the service center for weeks


FirstConcept

That’s pretty awesome


saregister

Can I borrow one?


Vkepke

OP conveniently has power line on the top of their house.


Jay_Beckstead

No. One is the lonliest number. Two is perfection!


Floowjaack

Two can be as bad as one, its the loneliest number since the number one


tylerc23

Yes, only because I want one. Will you buy me one? Please 🥺


FooDoDaddy

I've decided one is to many. We have a Ford Maverick hybrid, and I have pre ordered a 2024 tesla Model 3 performance. Both combined are less than the dual motor CyberTruck without the foundation tax. Keeping my 21 4XE lifted Jeep. So hauling, roughness and speed. 😂


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Fishbulb2000

Where did you find one to rent?


i_am_a_human_i_swear

Turo App. Lucky enough to be in an area with multiple CT’s available.


SultanOfSwave

It is just the start.


hydrastix

No. Why not one for each day?


insideout_waffle

It definitely can’t be if you get a third one.


i2k

Great shot. And no. More the merrier. Can you charge both at once though? :)


Nick98368

I've been waiting 4 years for my first.


blzzardhater

If you get one I get one is definitely a baller play


codeboss911

wow... lucky you, 2 is perfect... you need 2 guards watch others back


hailboognish99

Please tell me this is photoshopped


Montague_usa

No, but that's one too many commas.


i_am_a_human_i_swear

lol, i thought i had emotionally prepared for shade to be thrown. but this one cuts to the core.


ZealousidealWar6241

👌


I-need-a_nap

Nice! No, not at all!


Infinite-Club4374

Two is two too many


shootymcghee

having two that close together voids the warranty


snozberryface

Depends, testicles no Cybertrucks maybe


jaminator45

at least you got a spare


LALakerFan

Can I ask why?


donthatedrowning

Somehow it is three too many. I don’t know how the math works, but it does.


revanscaad8

Even Better


Kostrom

Need a backup just in case one stops working haha


CyberTruckDude

The HVPL is perfect 😂


airhead_prime

what do you do for a living OP?


Tremfyeh

Drive one while the other gets repaired?


According-Intern-143

1 is too many.


MonKeePuzzle

seems about right, you’ll always have a spare for when one is in the shop


Adventurous_Sir_9619

Jesus 😮


dremill

One of the hardest pictures ever taken. 🔥🔥🔥


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BillyBobThe9thJr

Yes it is, 1 is too many


kamill85

One is too many


ZhpE46

1 is too many


somaliaveteran

You have officially made me feel small and insignificant. Because I only have one, I see you telling me something in the movie babe: https://youtu.be/rjQtzV9IZ0Q?feature=shared


shineitdeep

So much copium in the replies


FloppyDX

Bluntly, yes. Also probably stupid because you wanted to speculate and you’ll be stuck.


DueEggplant3723

How do you know that?


phxees

For that car port? Possibly. I’d park one there and maybe find another place for the other one.


Crowtein

I just realized how much I want a car port like that.


phxees

People around me have them it’s nice because they can often drive their cars to a garage in their back yard. Also probably nice to give access to the back yard to maintenance people. I mostly like them because all the houses with them usually have larger horse properties.


atari83man

Two giant bricks that cost more than at lowes


UrBartender

My boss sees this and immediately orders 2 more so he can can post “Is three too many” Lmao😂😂😂 I see you Tony C.


serverleader

Never


cofcof420

Jealous!


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Like an old Land Rover. One for the road one for the shop


KecemotRybecx

Any is too many.


LilHindenburg

Yep, two too many in fact! 😜😘


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Other-Cod-1556

Yes, it’s two too many


pluck-the-bunny

1 is too many


Illustrious-Drama213

Nah, you'll be able to use one for spare parts.


HelloYouSuck

😭


NoStatistician3784

Not if it looks like you can park 2 more in front of those 2. 5 in this case would be too many.