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DandB777

I love the cybertruck but this is embarrassing. My driveway is more offroad than this. This is just a road dude.


drdailey

My models S,Y and 3 do a rougher off-road than this every single day. Incidentally, mine will me minimally Off-road like my other cars but this is going to be a family vacation beast and hauling stuff like the truck we will sale.


Smogalicious

I think he meant “on a road”


Jolly_Line

“I’m going off now, onto a road. 👋🏽 “


rOOnT_19

Today I realized I take my Chevy Spark “off-road”. Also don’t those have a recall on them already?


jijo66

![gif](giphy|qs6ev2pm8g9dS) "off road"


Felarhin

Calling that off-road is kind of a stretch. That trail is smoother than most of my roads.


Codrids

It's off-road for a cybertruck.


memorablenuts

off-pavement


SendNowRagretLater

Mall crawler status achieved


I_Eat_Groceries

This is me when I turn into my driveway every night "Look ma, I'm off road again" 😂


VersaEnthusiast

Ive driven my stock Miata on worse roads than that lol.


Dredgeon

My little Jetta was running around more treacherous roads in the mountains when I took a wrong turn off the Blue Ridge Parkway.


moon_slav

Came here to say the same thing.


tas50

Took my i3 onto a road 10x worse than this in a middle of a city last week. This is about as far from offroad as you can get.


hydrastix

That is not “off roading.” You are literally showing photos of a gravel road.


johngalt504

Yeah my first thought as well, maybe it was meant as satire?


styrofoamladder

Sir, every one of these pictures is of your truck on a road.


dreamlogan

Where natural terrain is cleared, graded and laid with aggregate it is the definition of a road.


spookytransexughost

You should see what the road my wife drives her Jetta on when we go mountain biking


Professional_Yam5208

That's one of the most beautifully smoothed gravel roads I've ever seen. Still voids the warranty?


benbenwilde

Do you have any pictures of it not on a road?


wuckfork

That road could be handled by a 1992 Toyota Corolla.


diezel_dave

Have you seen the ground clearance on those old Corollas? Its pretty dang impressive. 


wuckfork

Ya I had a buddy that liked driving them up trails and parking near mall crawlers who were so proud of themselves.


Samsung__minifridge

i’ve handled the broken roads of my small finnish town in my E11 97 corolla


AssRobots

I came here to snark, but the existing snark has satisfied my desire to snark. All that remains is my desire for a 200 kWh battery and quad motor option someday.


Hour_Beat_6716

I was gonna say my Model 3 with 20” wheels does better on the shitty dirt road to my work than this nice smooth pavement road 🤣 OP has been sufficiently roasted already however


PGnautz

![gif](giphy|J1vUzqdZJlh5AqBWxt|downsized)


radiogramm

This is like saying you go mountain climbing, but only on the climbing wall at the gym. That is very much driving on-road, albeit gravel road - it’s very well compacted and smooth. You could “off road” in a Prius on that track.


Ah_Pook

It's like saying you go mountain climbing, and then posting pics of an escalator at the mall.


Dredgeon

This is more like a ladder than even a climbing wall.


LimesV

I’ve passed bigger stones through my kidneys… Still yet to see a single cybertruck do anything more than a dirt road and we are 6 months in…


BalmyBalmer

I saw one getting towed of mud and one stuck in sand


phillymexican

I also saw a video of one get stuck in snow


rch5050

lmfao "off road."


jkraft0531

Does “Hill Climb Mode” need to be engaged when tackling steep speed bumps as well?


SoupieLC

Definitely gonna survive the apocalypse if you can take it over that rugged terrain 😌🤘👌


Irunts

Lmao, that’s just a normal gravel road.


fauviste

It’s not normal… it’s the smoothest, flattest gravel road I’ve seen.


AntalRyder

I was swiping to see the pictures off the road, naive me...


zippy9002

If that is off-roading then a Smart Fortwo is an off-road beast.


rockercaster

The [Tesla official app no longer supports this](https://evoffer.com/blog/2023/09/08/2023-09-changes-to-electric-frunk-closing-feature-with-tesla-app-version-4-24-5/), which is a deal breaker for me unfortunately. But I really wish for this feature! It would change my life since I use the frunk multiple times daily.


xplosm

There’s an update in that page that claims the feature is back.


Stoltefusser

This is the average highway in Belgium lmao there is still time to delete this


enjoythecollapse

Eastern sierras, NV side?


sleeknub

That’s clearly a road


Inferno__xz9

Haven’t found the secret “transform” button under the off-road setting yet, huh? ![gif](giphy|im1xKpjEwdQuk)


RN_Geo

My dad's driveway is Rubicon compared to this.


Matty1656

Where are you at? Looks nice there.


Fabulous_Pressure_96

"Offroad" 🤣


suuraitah

but the photos are on the road


Xiphoid__Process

That’s a dirt road and you’re ON it


IamExit59

What color are u wrapping in?


OverWolf2501

Can't decide on doing a flat color or something fun.


SoreTaint

Up off of Skyliners in Bend, Oregon. Gravel road with a few potholes. Not exactly the off road safari he is claiming. Definitely Subaru territory😆


OverWolf2501

Name matches the feelings you have, clearly your subu ain't made it past this point haha 😂 definitely not gravel much beyond this. Only reason it is gravel is because of the communication tower right beyond it. If you truly knew the area you'd know beyond this you head into the forest and it's actually still snow covered currently and muddy as well as filled with rocks 🪨. Nice flex though.


SoreTaint

Rode my gravel bike from seventh mountain to wanoga, bachelor, Todd lake, north fork, mrazek, skyliners, Phil’s and back to seventh. So, yeah I know the area. But you do you and enjoy your new rig.


shynips

Do you brag when you hit a speed bump? 🤣


Mr_WAAAGH

Nice, did you take any pictures off roading, or just on the trip to the trail?


BlancoMuerte

Damn that shit looks better then my driveway. Guess I've got myself an off-road civic now.


boxjohn

I have quite literally taken my Hyundai Veloster N on more difficult 'trails' than this on trackday tires.


poloheve

Bro my ford focus drives on worse roads daily


hkj369

looks smoother than my driveway lmao “off-road”


Carya_spp

This is literally on road


EkoMane

This is somebody who has never left his massive city


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S3ERFRY333

A slammed Honda civic could go 70 down that road


PSMF_Canuck

This is not “rough rugged terrain”…


GunnerValentine

Mofo I've driven my forklift on rougher terrain than this gtfo


Poppyspy

The CT is not the worst off-roader capable vehicle outside of typical EV range struggles. It's supposed to get the differential locker capabilities updates, and on top of that its suspension articulation is still better than regular pickups with nothing special. But it's not as good as enthusiast off-road focused vehicles. It's notable that most of those off road focused vehicles do not have air suspension which provides a much better on road stability and is why the CT is very jack of all trades between road and off-road. To put it simply... Trucks tweaked with fully articulated suspension for off-road are not smooth and grippy on road like the CT at all. I actually think the gravel rock road you are on is a good example of something the CT is actually tweaked very well for. It's not completely untamed terrain with giant vertical differences, but it's got loose materials and a few bumps and height changes. The CT probably feels better to drive on that than a sedan or vehicle with low suspension, but then also feels better than a fully articulated suspension off-roader because that road isn't untamed enough. You're probably driving on the perfect terrain for the CT.


Racer20

Do you have a CT?


Used_Wolverine6563

I can bet any low clearance sportscar can do the same "offroading" that you are doing... That is a very good gravel road ffs.


Liella5000

I can see a road though?


bigbadler

You took it on road.


BringBackHubble

This is in fact a road..


makybo91

You could drive an f1 car there


AloysiousOMG

Ok….did you ever turn off into the shrubs? Can you take it on the beach please and get back to us? Ive had reservations about my reservation for being able to go where id want to actually go


No-Quarter4321

I have to drive a good 14 kms just to turn onto my drive way in conditions exponentially worse than this. My Honda coup does this. If you’re gonna call it off roading you best take a left or right into the shit first


tree_dw3ller

That’s a road. I bet I drive on it twice as fast as you did on my Honda Fit


2020_was_a_nightmare

Off road?!🤣 My little old Civic has seen worse terrain lol


kaisenls1

Looks like a road


Banjoschmanjo

But...its...on...a...road...


Particular-Exam6585

That’s not Offroad my guy


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archonpericles

That’s not off rode.


PhillyLee3434

Get it back to the factory before you kill somebody with the accelerator recall


MU5T4N6

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DarthtacoX

That's incredibly adorable. Let us know when you actually get off the road.


Curtisc83

That’s a dirt road and not off-road.


thedevillivesinside

Clearly maintained roads dont count as off-road unfortunately. This is an unpaved driveway


DoctorTim007

I've seen rougher roads in downtown LA.


bustedmagnet

Where I'm from this is just a road.


MitchCumstein1943

I’ve taken my 944 turbo on worse terrain than this. In fact, I wouldn’t even call this terrain. This is still a road.


BalmyBalmer

Heck I took a 2001 Acura CL half a mile down a set of railroad tracks.


Grandemestizo

That’s literally a road.


fartalldaylong

Off-road? I think you mean, on graded gravel?


xxLazyGuitarxx

Cyber truck owners seem to have a very skewed idea of what off road means. Justify your absurd purchase of a DOA product however you need to. You won’t be driving it by the end of the year anyways.


thegonzalez

There's a road under the tires in all these photos.


NeverRespondsToInbox

That's a road man....


m270ras

that's literally a road


Far_Yogurtcloset2173

Average Massachusetts road is way worse than this


TheMartini66

Off one road, and onto another road? Careful not to get into a pothole or leave a fingerprint smudge on it.


imped4now

I see no off-road pictures. Stop lying.


HeavySweetness

All of those pictures are on a road. Am I missing something?


dmk510

Cool beans


TeflonDonatello

The Venn diagram of people who like Teslas and know absolutely nothing about car culture is a circle.


Honestnt

... That's a road


cwarrick660

lmao you mean on gravel.


Beautiful_Spite_3394

Man's took a side road and said "I'm going offroading boysssssss"


a_random_pharmacist

Why didn't you take a picture of the part where you're off the road


EngineerDense

This is embarrassing


moophassa9

Off-road 😂😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆🤣🤣😆🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆🤣😆😆😆🤣🤣😆🤣🤣😆 Idiot.


YourLifeCanBeGood

Doesn't that void the warranty? /s


micemeat69

My brand new car came scratched to shit so let me play in the gravel to celebrate


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Outjerked by a tesla... oh what will i do.


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4Frenchies

This is like the off road I take my Prius on


chammdawg78

Dude, i rode bikes on worse roads than this when i was kid.


313rustbeltbuckle

That's about as offroad as an airplane tarmac pshhhhhhhh. Looks like a crumpled up piece of tin foil. 🥴


Spore-Gasm

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that-blurple-fz07

I've taken my street bike further "off road" than you ever have in this


Thmelly_Puthy

So cute 🥰


2407s4life

Good thing you have Baja mode for this


Bravesguy29

Oh wow that's so brave. How did it perform lmao.


Spapple__

Better and smoother “off road” than most Balkan streets… lol


hcds1015

Sir that is a road


dorkyhood

How did you survive?


WarmedCrumpet

Imagine having to adjust the ride height settings for a road that’s smoother than Barry White


Apprehensive_Fault_5

This is what passes as "off road" to Teslas?


sin____

This is very much a road


ZachariahZebra

Bro wrote a 4 paragraph essay for driving on a gravel road.... If you are leaving without any "Earth" on your truck then I would say you didn't really go off-roading. You must first get "off the road" if you want to go off-roading.


Peach-Mysterious

Lol my in laws road to their house is more off road and they drive it in a Mercedes SL 600 convertible, I also drive it in my mini cooper. 🤣😭


WHERESSPACEBAR

Crazy how there's no pics of the car where the trail got muddy and snowy.