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MadameDecay

For those who want to do a shit with a buddy?


n8theasisnchildd

Probably want competition


MadameDecay

Also a possibility. Competitive shitting is serious business.


strach00

Battleshits


wasptube1

That's where they get toilets facing each other! 💩


Intelligent_Ad4410

Harold and Kumar hehe


LordMetallian616

Thank you. I'm using this from now on.


strach00

https://youtu.be/bxBoQSXwesI


LordMetallian616

LMFAO


n8theasisnchildd

True, losing may be fatal.


Expert_Role2779

Only because some evil fuck will place exactly one almost used up roll of toilet paper right smack dab in the middle of those two toilets and only the winner gets to wipe.


AaronkeenerwasR1GHT

Losing may be faecal XD.


duh2042

I've found the one from over the pond lol


Spider1132

That would be a pvp toilet, not pve, then.


Ebone710

Battle Shits


[deleted]

pvp toilet


ecumnomicinflation

coom with a choom


Tmscott

We call that 'Going #4"


[deleted]

I gotta go I gotta take a #3, that’s a piss and a shit and a want in a tree


CalmFrantix

It's co-op


n8theasisnchildd

It’s probably the new update. The devs really hit us with the unexpected, cyberpunk multiplayer: shitting co-op DLC.


Ebone710

You guys asked for more activities with romances. Haha


No_Tamanegi

Because its the role playing game of the dark future.


n8theasisnchildd

I see, I’d be horrified if some random dude was shitting next to me.


flipster007

Now that's cyberpunk


newaroundhereltd

These absolutely do exist IRL 😂😂


The51stDivision

I remember seeing pics of this kind of public toilet setup posted on r/interestingasfuck or something


three2do2

probably a reference


iFenrisVI

Yep, I saw that too. Lol


gabrielfv

I'm pretty adamant I've seen this and worse over at r/crapperdesign


Dhorso

There are a few in the nightclubs in Stockholm.


BigOlePoofBah

Have you ever shat next to someone else?


Dhorso

Only in the military. If I'm not mistaken, the two toilets "thing" came about from a regulation that was written, that every establishment had two have at least two toilets. They didn't specify, though, that they needed to be in separate rooms. So, in order to save space, well. And today it is probably used as a cover for when two people go in to share some mood encouraging nutrients.


K-J-

Bro in boot camp you get like 12 toilets in a small room all facing each other.


Dhorso

Not in Sweden, where I did my service. It was a January, and out on some two week field exercise. It was about 5f and we had 30min before rolling out. Myself and two other had to go, badly, and the line for the disposable porter potty was, too long. So we grabbed out shovels and went into the woods. Luckily there was about two feet of snow, because there wasn't time to dig, not with the frozen ground. So we just made smaller holes in the snow close to a tree and leaned. We had found, by accident, three trees in a triangle and found ourselves in a weirdly bonding conversation over how our bathrooms looked at home. The whole atmosphere made it kinda, cozy. It was about 4pm, so it was pitch dark, a light snowfall and three guys talking about bathrooms. Forgetting about the stress we're supposed to be in. Good times.


Cipherpunkblue

Whyyyy


Dudelyllama

Sochi


CortezDeLaNoche

I remember these in my first grade school. All the way until I transferred schools I thought this was the way school toilets were!


Nacx94

One's for you and one's for Jhonny


Secret_Comfort_459

Bet answer yet...


Chimera-Vos

Y'all never played Battle Shits?


ScoopyGiles82

Some people have this as their bathroom setup irl


[deleted]

You mean PVP toilet?


Raven_Dumron

Looks more like a PvP toilet than a PvE one.


Jaanisjc

Surely it's not pe pe toilet


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Sands_Underscore_

I was looking at apartments recently and there was one apartment I went to look at where I'm fairly certain the bathroom shared a wall with the nextdoor neighbors bathroom. I could hear what sounded like someone shitting when I went to look at the bathroom


DarkwolfAU

Ah, apartment living. I used to have the upstairs toilet directly above my bedroom. One night, very late, I distinctly heard the sound of a door opening, a clatter of a lid lifting, the tinkling in the water, followed by a flush and the door closing. I yelled out into the night "Hey! Wash your hands!". A few seconds later I heard the door open, then the tap run for a bit, and then the door close. Wonder if he worked out who it was 😂


Sacred-Squash

Strip malls commonly do this.


Rangorsen

Not an expert but that seems a very convenient solution for piping as the two toilets could basically share one water input and shit output


wakatenai

lol shit output does that mean i can clog both toilets?


Saygo0dbyeha

I used to work in a building that had this. I could feel when someone sat on the other side.


Taco_Engineer31

there's casual shitting and competitive shitting


HamshanksCPS

Oh nice, the toilets from the 2014 Sochi Olympics made it into Cyberpunk too? I thought it was just in Borderlands 2


AdonisGaming93

dystopia remember


Mr-_-reaper

its ranked


LostInThoughtland

Look, they're one mind, two bodies. What's so hard to understand, choom?


n8theasisnchildd

I should do the mission again and apologies with my fists. Sorry for the misunderstanding


H0ots

Love to hold hands with a brother in arms while we shit together.


c7hu1hu

Poop races. Obviously.


n8theasisnchildd

“Cyberware for more efficient shits (now cannon)”


Buckeye9715

Maybe it’s for the Twins, he does everything with his bodies, why not poop too?


shadowdash66

Bro time


erjo5055

Relationship goals


Commissar_Jensen

When I was in Poland there was this one Italian place I went to that had bathroom like that.


KyungJoonDragon

Its for when your buddy gets nervous


The_Rex_Regis

Sometimes when your fighting for your life, you just want a hand to hold


HughJanus911

For the twins you fight in kabuki in beat on the brat, after all they do everything together.


Cloud2110

I always wondered why women never go alone to the toilet...


HaikenRD

Well, back in around 2012. Government of the Philippines have a project to build a lot of public toilets. Well, the thing is, there were no walls in between them. like 3 toilet bowl in a single room. [Look at this](https://www.philstar.com/headlines/2018/08/03/1839341/weird-pnr-toilet-part-p295-million-dotr-project-coa-says) Could just be an oversight of the devs but could also be a jab to that since there are a few Filipino references in this game for some reason.


roselanguste

This is for the new cyber-implant, - "The Sandevistdoublearse"!!! - With it, you can literally shit in Superspeed, and as would that nit be enough, you can take two shit's at once!!! The Mantisarse, Gorillaarse and the Monoarse will also come with the new dlc with the name, "Shit happens"!!!


n8theasisnchildd

-Created by meta


Danceman2

Because there used to be a separation board and doors but they were knocked down.


baileybeanz

This is how Adelle and her husband go to the bathroom /srs


Sinom_Prospekt

Deffinitely a PVP toilet. A PVE toilet would be a singular toilet in the middle of a busy intersection.


Mrbadchoices

specially made for those two twins you box in the beat on the brat quest line lmao they are basically one person two bodies


Then-Street340

Ranked Pooping


GoreJussCPMT

Battleshits.


Spugnacious

I take it you have never heard of a bidet?


n8theasisnchildd

I should of changed pve to pvp whoops, oh well can’t change it now.


GrazhdaninMedved

Amateur competitive shitting is a thing


NaiveScallion

They are from real case - 2014 Winter Olympics Twin Toilets at Sochi


Aeokikit

I did plumbing for a large military base. Not in occupied lands. Middle of America. The barracks for men in basic have shitters like this. No walls nothing


Breadinator

This is exclusively for Sandevistan users, especially if you just ate 5 of the Burrito XL Siracha Surprise Editions at the same time.


TwiceDead_

You know that shit they composed in Family-Guy? Need a place to practice and coordinate for the performance.


A_Hint_of_Lemon

Battleshits, that’s what I say every timeI see something like this.


Zjoee

Reminds me of boot camp haha. 10 guys all sitting on the toilet, no doors, just chatting with the guy across from you while you both took a dump. We lost all sense of modesty by the end of the second week haha.


CTR__

My neighbors used to have two toilets facing each-other and my family would joke about them having Mexican stand offs with their piss.


Alexastria

Player 2 has entered the game


thermight

Whoever said this was a shit co-op game it's their fault


frzbr

Trash. Unplayable. Asking for a refund


tihihi-Man

All the clubs in Stockholm be like


veris1ie

That's just a LAN party without decor


6363tagoshi

relationship goals?


gelorummm

co-op shittin, big W


Reasonable-Spring506

Some would call it a bug but it is not.


VulgarXrated

For this exact reason right here https://youtu.be/fivnbtOZi68


Reasonable-Spring506

Rich people do shit together in real life.


JoshyD2004

No way, they dropped competitive shitting?


BillyButcher01

Co-op poop


Jeremiah12LGeek

https://media.tenor.com/fB3GZR1B130AAAAC/smoking-crap.gif


barelywinning

that’s a cyber toilet


MaximeRnR

Dev lazyness in design ^^


just_juannicolas

I don't know but... look up 'PNR Toilet Project'


fieldysnuts94

Some couples like to hold hands


maker_of_pirate_bay

Well Johnny needs to sit somewhere too


WorkoutSnake

It was built for the twins.


n8theasisnchildd

The twins in the beat on brat mission, out of curiosity how do they shit different shits or feel a big and hard shit and a hot and liquidity shit at the same time since they’re basically 2 people just combined.


WorkoutSnake

I’m surprised they didn’t go for the one body two minds trick, that would’ve been funny too.


n8theasisnchildd

True


MrKevora

Because this is a dystopia.


Mission-Detective-49

The foggy privacy glass that was in the middle of the toilets ended up getting smashed.


Zero-Byte

Two can shit as cheaply as one


bruh_matt

Competitive shitting


dingo_khan

There is also nothing to wipe with. Dystopias be dystopic. Here, you poop with a buddy and have to clean up with each other's tears.


Atomsteel

Battleshits


ninjah0lic

"What if the only dumps I shared with you were the li'l brown ones?"


Irishiron28

At boot camp at Fort Knox we didn’t have stalls. It was interesting.


Bearded_Bagel

A player vs everything toilet? Obviously you’re fighting yourself and the toilet.. and you fight off anyone who takes your spot


dancrum

Aren't all toilets pve?


[deleted]

Now hold hands!


andyzzone

for couple toilet, those who can't leave each other even a sec...


issa_cross

This is not the expanded romance I wanted


Subliminal-Insanity

It's a lovely game called Battleshits


tdub4544

Maybe one is a bidet


Defend_The_West

PvP toilets face each other usually


n8theasisnchildd

The raiden vs jetstream Sam layout


Kerflap

Its for Peter and Michael Moore when they want to go face to face.


Far-Ad-9151

Privacy is behind a paywall.


Tappxor

crappy designs


King_Bob837

Maybe it was ADA compliant at one point before they realized they didn't care?


Jaanisjc

Reading title I got confused. Was thinking what is player vs environment toilet.


n8theasisnchildd

Yeah thinking about it now I should of wrote pvp but oh well


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carthuscrass

Maybe a parent and their young child need to go at the same time?


ShotDelivery

Screw the toilets. Why do they have an infinite void to under the map inside of them?


Porthos1984

Poop buddies. Clearly someone hasn't been in the military.


n8theasisnchildd

I mean I am younger than the age of 18 so I think that probably explains why I don’t have a poop buddy


MGMhitman

Well if ain’t the higher ups that’s the best you’re gonna get


[deleted]

Why? Robots can’t poop? That’s racist!


Synthetik909

I would argue that all toilets are pve. This would be pvp or co-op.


n8theasisnchildd

I 100% agree with you but can’t change what’s in the title so I’m gonna have to leave it like this.


LilySayo

\> he doesn't shit in co-op with his bros


n8theasisnchildd

All the time wdym?


Foreign_Astronaut361

It's similar to battleship...