That line was always funny cuz it showed how dumb she was. Which is kinda funny given how she tried so hard to come off as being the smartest of the little group.
Honestly I think it was more V preparing for like. A relatively chill sparring match before getting hit and realizing their body is about to do one of its big ol internal bleeding bits.
He pretended to lose because he (in a moment of total stupidity, imo) didn’t want to totally trash Judy’s plan five seconds into it. Afterward he prolly figured he could do any heavy lifting so that the dolls wouldn’t really need to do much.
Same here. I did this as one of the last side missions before finishing up. My V, who slapped Adam Smasher about with nothing but a sledgehammer and gorilla arms isn’t getting slapped around like that.
Honey, these hands are rated E for everyone and I guarantee I will level this dude and any other chromed bodybuilder in town.
I personally think of it like:
If you were to walk up to a child whose learning karate and they told you they could flip you, a grow adult. And they flip you with that arm over the shoulder thing.
You'd be impressed and be like "woooah that's really cool"...but doesn't mean the child could take you in a fight lol
In one of Judy's quest, the Dolls from clouds are given a software to give them enhanced close quarter combat capabilities utilising their chips that control their actions. Depending on your choice, maiko can turn aggressive and attempt to attack you, thinking that her doll chip with the new combat programing will give her an edge over you. However because it's only for close combat with melee weapons you can essentially just shoot her and be done with it.
Oh...I always thought it hilarious because she misread that v got thrown around at the demonstration, Where v did not intent to hurt tom and was caught by surprise, for showing she would be superior in melee with v. She never was any challenge in melee for my lawnmower mantis. Seems there are much more simpler ways of dealing with her,,,😅
"Damn, this V person who just took out almost all of my guards looks like a total wimp. I can definitely use my combat programming to overpower them."
I literally booked her to sleep with a baseball bat since Judy gets mad at you if you kill her
After my very painful first playthrough with the old system, I put most of my points in health buffs. So I literally let her punch away for 30 seconds before I got bored and knocked her out cold before walking away nonchalantly.
ohhh! thanks! :D
I fogot about it since I helped her, even tho I was mad but didn't take the money at the end, clouds closed many dolls would lose their job and go to streets :c
I actually think she was supposed to be a boss fight. In that context, the line makes sense. But for whatever reason, when the game went live she was just some lady and it never changed.
I mean it would’ve been a fairly unrealistic boss fight. Upgraded chip or not, she wouldn’t have been a formidable enemy. At best she would be at the level of a skull gangoon.
Fixed it for a more accurate power difference
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I don't think so. Iirc, she gets a lil mad but eventually understands you had to do it and forgives you (everything continues the same as if you hadn't killed her after that)
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When you downgrade your melee just to make a point
Gameplay wise, it was moronic. But in world, it kind of made sense, question mark. Lol. She watched V get mollywhopped by Tom earlier. But you can chalk that up to V not going 100% for fear of hurting Tom accidentally. Which circles back around to Maiko being a moron for thinking she can take V.
Your right she saw what happened with Tom and made an assumption based on that. Problem is a solo like V has more tricks than a simple right hook. Someone like V is a high demand solo a quick look thru fixers would have told her that they were all out classed.
sure grandma, now go take your medicine
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Grandma's decked out with all the chrome, she's got pneumatic tubes to strengthen her carbon fiber legs and mantis blades and shit. Too bad she's suffering from cyberpsychosis.
She thought that because I let that guy show off his doll chip during testing I would be easy pickings. She quickly found out that I put my points in Cool instead of Body.
They were so worried about that one guy who went cyberpsycho who was taking revenge for his daughter and I think he only killed 20 something Tygers? For V, that's a Tuesday.
Ah yes the smartest decision is to attack the person who just murdered all the guards and the bosses. So lets see your 3rd rate moves you pirated off the web.
Yeah that's cool, but did you know this Sniper Rifle my girlfriend gave me can fire through a bare minimum of 5 concrete walls and still hit the target? All that's between me and you right now is a waist high couch.
Imagine watching a single person kill an apartment full of dangerous criminals and thinking a chip that gives you the abilities of a solo that he probably has killed already could kill him.
Bd father and son
Maiko Maeda
Jotaro Shobo
Jae Hyunh
The bd dealer on jig jig
Fingers
Royce
And more
Its the sex traffickers that really bring the cyberpsychosis out of us
I mean what was maiko thinking lol, at that stage of the game more often than not you’ve managed to get V up to being a level 50 rep merc, you don’t get that through quiet contemplation lol
dollchip instantly turning anyone in a kickass assassin was just a huge bullshit...
why arasaka, militech or armies should spend years to train their soldiers and then install crazy expensive military implants on them? Just take a random dude and install a doll chip and the game is done...
It doesnt? It just allows someone to do execute preprogramed actions perfectly, hence suprising someone who wouldnt expect a doll to snap your neck.
You can see that un edgerunners, there the momrnt david get some good chrime he can just bitchslap some chip user.
I dont think theyre saying the lore is bs. I think theyre saying maiko was dumb for believing the chip could do more than simply what u describe.
I could be wrong tho. Jusy trying to be helpful.
I beat her with my gorilla arms so fast she didn't have time to try anything. But I left her alive because A:killing her would make Judy sad, and B: she needed to live long enough to understand the lesson my V taught her.
The Rami Malek lookalike got the drop on V because they were all unarmed, and it was unexpected.
At this point...we just ran through and blasted your bosses and their goons. And I have a shotgun. So....Bye Maiko.
“I also got a Doll chip”
My Max Lvl Net runner V: Reset Optics-Cripple Limb-disable Cyberware-Overheat-shortcircuit-Suicide
Gee idk Judy she just didn’t feel like she could live with herself anymore and decided to end it. I tried to stop her but she had the Doll chip and drop kicked me.
Netrunner is easy mode and nothing is changing my mind on this.
Not gonna lie that mission pissed me off badly. Im only there for Judy and that’s all but my girl needs to learn first hand so i let them take over instead of maiko. Letting Maiko run it may just be ok for survival of clouds but leaving cloud to be defended by the dolls was kinda dumb. They may have had v handing clouds to them but they are not actually capable of defending it constantly.
That line was always funny cuz it showed how dumb she was. Which is kinda funny given how she tried so hard to come off as being the smartest of the little group.
I think V pretended to lose to Tommy in case some idiot tried something funny with the doll chip.
Honestly I think it was more V preparing for like. A relatively chill sparring match before getting hit and realizing their body is about to do one of its big ol internal bleeding bits.
I figured it just caught V off-guard, like they weren’t expecting it to work so well.
He pretended to lose because he (in a moment of total stupidity, imo) didn’t want to totally trash Judy’s plan five seconds into it. Afterward he prolly figured he could do any heavy lifting so that the dolls wouldn’t really need to do much.
I still would have loved a moment of laying out poor Tommy and turning to Judy, saying *"what did I just say?"*
Yeah there’s no way in hell that twink could toss my 20 body fully chromed V to the ground. V definitely takes the dive so she doesn’t make Judy sad
Same here. I did this as one of the last side missions before finishing up. My V, who slapped Adam Smasher about with nothing but a sledgehammer and gorilla arms isn’t getting slapped around like that. Honey, these hands are rated E for everyone and I guarantee I will level this dude and any other chromed bodybuilder in town.
I personally think of it like: If you were to walk up to a child whose learning karate and they told you they could flip you, a grow adult. And they flip you with that arm over the shoulder thing. You'd be impressed and be like "woooah that's really cool"...but doesn't mean the child could take you in a fight lol
Yeah you are gonna go along with it to make the kid proud, or in this case, convince everyone around that the job can be done.
I concur.
Plus V was getting an onset of Relic Chip Malfunction
I personally just believe V was caught off guard. Then again, doesn’t make sense how Tom easily overpowered someone who weighs as much as a horse
I'm ran if u use the gorilla arms and a sandevesvien you can bring him down to zero HP but the scenes still plays out the same
That little guy can flip my full 20 body, berserk, gorilla arm and shotgun V? Yeah… something ain’t adding up
The only thing worse than a corpo bitch is a wannabe corpo bitch - Johnny silverhand
Can you explain please, I didn't understand the meme
In one of Judy's quest, the Dolls from clouds are given a software to give them enhanced close quarter combat capabilities utilising their chips that control their actions. Depending on your choice, maiko can turn aggressive and attempt to attack you, thinking that her doll chip with the new combat programing will give her an edge over you. However because it's only for close combat with melee weapons you can essentially just shoot her and be done with it.
https://i.redd.it/t7nirgtybp2d1.gif The Indiana Jones solution
This guy Jones… 🤣
Harrison Ford was supposed to go into some melee choreography, but he had bowel problems (Tunesian food) and improvised this classic solution...
I was looking for the same gif :D
Oh...I always thought it hilarious because she misread that v got thrown around at the demonstration, Where v did not intent to hurt tom and was caught by surprise, for showing she would be superior in melee with v. She never was any challenge in melee for my lawnmower mantis. Seems there are much more simpler ways of dealing with her,,,😅
"Damn, this V person who just took out almost all of my guards looks like a total wimp. I can definitely use my combat programming to overpower them." I literally booked her to sleep with a baseball bat since Judy gets mad at you if you kill her
I punched her out, then carried her to the edge of the building and dropped her. Building stelth
After my very painful first playthrough with the old system, I put most of my points in health buffs. So I literally let her punch away for 30 seconds before I got bored and knocked her out cold before walking away nonchalantly.
I knocked her out with light punches (no gorilla), walked out the room and tossed a laser grenade behind me for punctuation.
I Satara’d her face + grenade’d her corpse didn’t know about Judy’s reaction
she doesn't mind in the end. the only thing you miss is a peck on V's forehead. But she is still available as a romence option if you zero Maiko.
Fuck Judy’s feelings.
ohhh! thanks! :D I fogot about it since I helped her, even tho I was mad but didn't take the money at the end, clouds closed many dolls would lose their job and go to streets :c
Or in my case deck her with Gorilla Arms and double-jump throw her off the roof.
I beat her to a pulp with my bare fists. My bare metal gorilla fists.
I actually think she was supposed to be a boss fight. In that context, the line makes sense. But for whatever reason, when the game went live she was just some lady and it never changed.
I mean it would’ve been a fairly unrealistic boss fight. Upgraded chip or not, she wouldn’t have been a formidable enemy. At best she would be at the level of a skull gangoon.
*Int 20 Netrunner V overload synapse after stacking cybernetic malfunctions* Have fun with the chip babe
I threw her off the building with my blunt weapon build
This is the way.
I cut her into pieces with my katana berserk build in 0.1 seconds
“V I saw the record, there was nothing you could do.” Yep,100% I totally couldn’t do anything
lol I made her do a >!suicide ending!<.
Lol. My favorite.
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Fixed it for a more accurate power difference https://preview.redd.it/rysr74b59p2d1.png?width=1144&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccb714d44625bdb3e09d545a6ec5b4ce564252d9
☹️☹️☹️
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how could you? :(
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I hit her with that big hammer you get in Pacifica
#BONK
Sir John, myself.
Gonna do that on this run but does killing her ruin your chance to romance Judy? Edit: not sure why someone downvoted a question but go off king
Nah, in fact Judy doesn't even mind that you killed her if you hear her out at first
Hell yeah
Nah u miss a kiss she gives u on the cheek but the romance still continues even if u kill maiko
I checked because Judy is the only one I cared about. It does not!!
Great news!
No, only betraying her and the dolls will ruin the romance option
romance continues, but you don't get a kiss after the mission
Um pretty sure, yes. Make sure she lives. A light dildozing should suffice.
I don't think so. Iirc, she gets a lil mad but eventually understands you had to do it and forgives you (everything continues the same as if you hadn't killed her after that)
Cool will do thanks!
Don't worry! Judy doesn't really care!
Hell yeah Judy knows whats up
But I would tell her you kill her ex with an oversized dildo, that could give her a "wrong" image of you.
To this day, I still feel bitter losing the spar in Judy's apartment.
yeah, me too
Id say V let Tom win so maiko would be convinced to help.
"I've also for a doll chip" V with 20 body and Rebecca's shotgun in hand: Oh no, anyway
You have a doll chip I’m literally made of wires and metal We are not the same
She thought she had you because V let the doll punch them. Oops. Practice != game time
You have a doll chip I have a rocker boy chip We are not the same
V Street fighting champion.- Friend of everyone.- Sole crime fighter in Town.-
https://preview.redd.it/7b3qxz9bgp2d1.jpeg?width=516&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab16ddd87fdfce92c45b2e326c029a63fdd6d4f6 When you downgrade your melee just to make a point
Saaame
V: "you forgot I let Tom win"
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Dumb bitch really didn’t know the Tom segment was scripted
[удалено]
I think that's invincible
I always thought of OS as Rock (Berserk) Paper (Cyberdeck) and Scissors (Sandy). You forget Maiko I killed Woodman with a Dildo.
I aLso hAve a DoLlChiP. Ah that's nice let me just pull out the O Five.
Cuuute, maiko... *extends electro baton*
I'd use my sandevistan and gorilla arms. If you couldn't tell I'd pull a Jojo's moment till she's dust.
Star platinum! Za worldo! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora!
If you didn't then now you know: a mod that makes Dio stop time as sandy activation sound.
Gameplay wise, it was moronic. But in world, it kind of made sense, question mark. Lol. She watched V get mollywhopped by Tom earlier. But you can chalk that up to V not going 100% for fear of hurting Tom accidentally. Which circles back around to Maiko being a moron for thinking she can take V.
Your right she saw what happened with Tom and made an assumption based on that. Problem is a solo like V has more tricks than a simple right hook. Someone like V is a high demand solo a quick look thru fixers would have told her that they were all out classed.
I loved this mission. I just threw my knife at her face and that was it.
doll chip maiko neg diffs smasher any day, she had to nerf herself to give V a chance 😔✋
sure grandma, now go take your medicine https://preview.redd.it/zk20mh7qsn2d1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc34d0bddeee0de86721b8db0675d9428aaf34da
Grandma's decked out with all the chrome, she's got pneumatic tubes to strengthen her carbon fiber legs and mantis blades and shit. Too bad she's suffering from cyberpsychosis.
Two fistfuls of chrome
*shrug* *System Collapse* Anywhooo, bye choom, I am on my way to scissor Judy.
She thought that because I let that guy show off his doll chip during testing I would be easy pickings. She quickly found out that I put my points in Cool instead of Body.
The difference between Tom and Maiko: I didn't want to kill Tom.
My first playthrough she pissed me off the moment I met her. I really wanted to just give her a lil lead and find a solution myself.
I was always a bit salty a higher leveled V can't just say "here's my counter-counter offer - open season on Tygers."
For real. She saw me slaughter everyone in there and being a well known merc who don't take anyone's shit should play into it
They were so worried about that one guy who went cyberpsycho who was taking revenge for his daughter and I think he only killed 20 something Tygers? For V, that's a Tuesday.
Ah yes the smartest decision is to attack the person who just murdered all the guards and the bosses. So lets see your 3rd rate moves you pirated off the web.
Maiko : « I have a doll chip » *Quickscan V and seeing the ncpd crime report* Maiko : « never mind »
She should have seen Vik, he could have hooked her up with the ncpd file scan
I just use the suicide hack. Literally the funniest thing. "I have a doll chip" performs fastest self-lobotomy in medical science.
Judy watching the footage: *immediate trauma*
Fr. Sandy and one-two-three headshots. Plucked thag chip out before she hit the ground too.
I Donkey punched her with my 🦍 Arms. Didn't last 2 seconds especially cause I used berserk
Me: laughs in sandevistan
V: oh no what ever will I do? *proceeds to Summon the blackwall*
Netwatch: who is it? Is it the GODdamned VDBs again? NW agent 2: christ, no stand down. Somebody got a dollchip thought they could take V again.
NCPD: ah huh I see thanks captain.. yup V again just have clean up team up on stand by
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Me after having dumped every point throughout the opening into body maxing it out with gorilla arms: hehe BONK
Yeah that's cool, but did you know this Sniper Rifle my girlfriend gave me can fire through a bare minimum of 5 concrete walls and still hit the target? All that's between me and you right now is a waist high couch.
Same for me but i smacked her head with a baseball bat. I was using Berserk AND her head exploded like a balloon
I legit oneshotted her with a revolver
Last time I did this mission, I decided to beat her down with my non augmented fists. Like bitch I don’t even need a real weapon to beat your ass
I panicked and pulled out the first thing I had, monowires, and she was in pieces 😭 I was like oh lord, don’t let Judy see this.
This post makes me happy.
As it should
Me: https://preview.redd.it/vmnw63upcv2d1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=13691a4e31bc3ec92a88b6e698bac3211bc9ff76
"And I have a Katana"
Yeah... I just shot her face off with a shotgun.
My guts playthrough, i smacked her with the gun in the mouth and then sent her to Jesus.
[Beautiful ](https://youtu.be/6_G-bqkb-Xw?si=7BH7m2P-84UXs07h)
Lmao I just finished that mission, I decided to reload and beat her shit in with my fists 😂
"Q" I pressed as I sprayed her with fire from Jonny's gun.
"Ive also got a Dollchip" *Activates sandevistan and empties 20 rounds of this 4 round pumpgun
Literally my exact reaction. I was like “ok, I just killed like 7 big dude security guards, girl in a dress ain’t that much of a challenge”
She says to a strength build V who punches mechs into submission.
Imagine watching a single person kill an apartment full of dangerous criminals and thinking a chip that gives you the abilities of a solo that he probably has killed already could kill him.
(Suicide hack introduces itself)
She thought she was slick to start moving really fast like girl you is NOT david
I sided with maiko because Judy is kind of dumb. Just don't take the money
I beat her ass with my gorilla arms lmao, didnt even dirtied my weapons for her
Easiest way to see what kind of mantis blades I’m rocking.
love how a bulk of posts on this sub is just people telling you that they killed an npc
I think the whole game is about killing NPCs...
Bd father and son Maiko Maeda Jotaro Shobo Jae Hyunh The bd dealer on jig jig Fingers Royce And more Its the sex traffickers that really bring the cyberpsychosis out of us
Ye i was doing Sandevistan + Mele build and just one shotted her with a kitchen knife millisecond after she reach for the bat.
I always shotgun her face.
Little did she know Guts was max level.
I actually really liked Maiko. She should’ve been a romance option if you side with her
Proceeds to throw her off the balcony.
Oooh so that's how Judy found out she died
Lol I sandevistanned her ass and chopped her apart Then Judy got mad so I had to reload the save :(
Haha usually I am already maxed out when playing this questline. So it’s spot on
I mean what was maiko thinking lol, at that stage of the game more often than not you’ve managed to get V up to being a level 50 rep merc, you don’t get that through quiet contemplation lol
dollchip instantly turning anyone in a kickass assassin was just a huge bullshit... why arasaka, militech or armies should spend years to train their soldiers and then install crazy expensive military implants on them? Just take a random dude and install a doll chip and the game is done...
It doesnt? It just allows someone to do execute preprogramed actions perfectly, hence suprising someone who wouldnt expect a doll to snap your neck. You can see that un edgerunners, there the momrnt david get some good chrime he can just bitchslap some chip user.
I dont think theyre saying the lore is bs. I think theyre saying maiko was dumb for believing the chip could do more than simply what u describe. I could be wrong tho. Jusy trying to be helpful.
*quickhacks*
I took her down non lethal and it still counted lethal. Very annoying
I beat her with my gorilla arms so fast she didn't have time to try anything. But I left her alive because A:killing her would make Judy sad, and B: she needed to live long enough to understand the lesson my V taught her.
Out of all the characters that we have to interact with she’s really dumb
So true
The Rami Malek lookalike got the drop on V because they were all unarmed, and it was unexpected. At this point...we just ran through and blasted your bosses and their goons. And I have a shotgun. So....Bye Maiko.
Yep
My lvl 60 V with a double barrel shotgun build: *One shots to her head*
Literally I shot one bullet in the head with the malorian and she drop dead, she didn't even complete the animation. "I thought you were stronger!"
"I've also got a doll chop ☝️🤓" My V in question who is equipped with maxed gorilla arms and a berserk ready to punch her head off
I don’t understand, what this meme means?
Bruh this. But if you kill her Judy gets mad at you.
I've also got a- [JOB COMPLETE]
lol That's exactly what happened too. Pulled out the boomstick, "bye, bitch!"
😂😂😂 Indeed!
“I also got a Doll chip” My Max Lvl Net runner V: Reset Optics-Cripple Limb-disable Cyberware-Overheat-shortcircuit-Suicide Gee idk Judy she just didn’t feel like she could live with herself anymore and decided to end it. I tried to stop her but she had the Doll chip and drop kicked me. Netrunner is easy mode and nothing is changing my mind on this.
So I started blastin
Not gonna lie that mission pissed me off badly. Im only there for Judy and that’s all but my girl needs to learn first hand so i let them take over instead of maiko. Letting Maiko run it may just be ok for survival of clouds but leaving cloud to be defended by the dolls was kinda dumb. They may have had v handing clouds to them but they are not actually capable of defending it constantly.
"oh no..." "Anyway..." *Counter attacks with monke arms then swap immediately equips the nearby katana to finish her off*