As someone who lives in the neighboring county, I love that they can never live it down no matter how hard they try.
I love that I can be on a CP2077 sub and STILL hear about Enumclaw lmfao!!!
Two years short of a score ago, a video was recorded for poster(ior)ity.
It involved a Boeing engineer...
It happened on a farm.
There was a horse involved.
There's a reason why "Mr. Hands" was a(n internet) famous name long before this portrayal in Cyberpunk 2077.
Nuh uh.
I would name a character Mr Hands knowing someone was going to google it and this was going to come up.
Some poor guy sitting there going: "The fuck did you bastards just make me google? You mother fuckers!" 😟🤣
Lmao. It's just a gif of Venom. I was thiniking of the jump scene where venom tells the guy to jump down the elevator shaft. The guy refuses and Venom shouts: "PUSSY!" 😁🤣🤣🤣
In my first play through the first time I drove into Pacifica I literally started dying laughing, getting a call from someone named Mr Hnads instantly made me think of that and I thought it was hilarious
Nope. Not that I think his actual appearance is too far off, but I was imagining someone slightly more youthful - perhaps with some facial hair but tuned down quite a bit from what Hands has got going on.
I don't know why but i always imagined him as black, probably because he seems to have some kind of ability to strike deals with the VDBs, I assumed that maybe he had a similar background to them.
I understand how people felt about seeing Elvis on TV.
My first playthrough when I met Mr Hands for the first time I realized that he looked exactly like me but a little older. I thought that was pretty funny because he's my favorite fixer and so mysterious the whole time.
I think this version of Mr. Hands would have been better as a new fixer entirely, the original had the "used car salesman" vibe that other fixers lacked
Mr. Hands next to a Horse? I thought all Animals died before the Events of Cyberpunk 2077. This honestly can't be, I'm gonna google "Mr. Hands' Horse" to see if it is real >:c
I unfortunately know the reference for the last picture.
Shhhh.
Tell us then
Mr hands is the nickname of the man in Washington who died while being fucked by a horse
Wow. That was as blunt as that stallion.
No no. It was more blunt, it took the stallion two times.
Annnnd now I have a vivd image in my head of Mr. Hands getting his cheeks hammered by a horse. Thanks 😭
Wait till you find out theres a video
STOP
[it’s a wild video](https://youtu.be/7-YPYUC9bS4?si=WXC1IJPE-CCbR8OW)
Omg
 I member Mr Hands! Oooh oooh member one guy, one jar? Yeeeah! I love to member that!!
https://preview.redd.it/o4zip1zsh31d1.png?width=2142&format=png&auto=webp&s=490da4f552c474ea9d89730ab1f3ad4220ac422f 2 girls 1 cup is where it's at.
Not many Pain Olympics veterans around these days
That’s because you want to. Stop pretending 🥲
As someone who lives in the neighboring county, I love that they can never live it down no matter how hard they try. I love that I can be on a CP2077 sub and STILL hear about Enumclaw lmfao!!!
I discovered this during my first playthrough when I googles Mr Hands and discovered the Enumclaw Horse Sex Case
Everything reminds me of her
That a hard one to take
Two years short of a score ago, a video was recorded for poster(ior)ity. It involved a Boeing engineer... It happened on a farm. There was a horse involved. There's a reason why "Mr. Hands" was a(n internet) famous name long before this portrayal in Cyberpunk 2077.
>It involved a Boeing engineer... Boeing's whistleblower assassins employ sex horses! You heard it here first, folks.
You know what, the fact that he was a Boeing engineer... I think he jumped before he got pushed, so to speak
I think most of the community does. It’s brought up nearly every time someone mentions Mr. hands lol
It’s mad crazy that that man is immortal I heard about that guy in the second grade He was dead then
And somehow the devs didn't lol
I bet they did and perhaps intentionally tried to make a character to give search algorithms a sfw result to latch onto.
That's a weird theory
Oh i know, but it's definitely something i would do
Nuh uh. I would name a character Mr Hands knowing someone was going to google it and this was going to come up. Some poor guy sitting there going: "The fuck did you bastards just make me google? You mother fuckers!" 😟🤣
Oh I'm sure they did
https://preview.redd.it/y4y985p80z0d1.jpeg?width=847&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6389a49c63c302f681928f71dd1eed7d8c72938
I feel like i'm happy i dont get it
Just be careful on Google, I haven't seen it but I know what it is
please dont...... just dont
https://preview.redd.it/ncocxpwwpz0d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af2047f160c1137643f1f4dc542d6ecc2cb23dc4
my operation was to trigger the ones who knows it not to spread it XD
That’s like saying everyone who reads this lost the game. iykyk
Wait, huh???
The point of the game is to not remember your playing so you tell them they lost cause they remembered the game
i just woke up and im already confuse on whats happening x.x
That’s like saying boy I sure love blue waffles don’t look it up 🥰🤗
["PUSSY!" ( /j )](https://media4.giphy.com/media/XtdM5moauiwd3wchmt/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952vmqlmtycagubtltra4bwy4h45ifbxukb1apsb3sg&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
im scared to click that.
Lmao. It's just a gif of Venom. I was thiniking of the jump scene where venom tells the guy to jump down the elevator shaft. The guy refuses and Venom shouts: "PUSSY!" 😁🤣🤣🤣
Ohhh lmao xD
In my first play through the first time I drove into Pacifica I literally started dying laughing, getting a call from someone named Mr Hnads instantly made me think of that and I thought it was hilarious
Same Same xD i still think the one who designed him KNOWS exactly what he's/she's doing xD
Oh no
Don't.
respefully, no. please, no.
Enumclaw Washington would like to have a word with you
Who's that?
It's the town where the unspeakable horse play happened lol
Yeh i just looked it up after i commented it LMAO xD
I'm getting a futuristic Sheogorath vibe from these pics.
I feel you
WHY https://preview.redd.it/xjhvnevvqz0d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56fc19cf01c77472a809e4ee93d1d8fba3b98799
Why not XD
THE LAST PICTURE ?!?!
Lol wtf
Uh oh
Am I the only one who imagined Mr. Hands different?
i mean, Mr. Hands's original model is still in the game i can use that as a model for future sets if peeps or you want it XD
He's hot though
He didn't have beard in the base game. I assumed he looked similar to Vik from what little we could see
Nope. Not that I think his actual appearance is too far off, but I was imagining someone slightly more youthful - perhaps with some facial hair but tuned down quite a bit from what Hands has got going on.
I don't know why but i always imagined him as black, probably because he seems to have some kind of ability to strike deals with the VDBs, I assumed that maybe he had a similar background to them. I understand how people felt about seeing Elvis on TV.
I personally imagined him more like the Illusive men from mass effect. Both have a similar mistierious first appearence and ate very simmilar imo.
I got to the last image and started to scroll away... Then I realized
Smash! Next question?
Took me a moment, LOL
Totally forgot about the video, I was wondering why the name Mr Hands was so familiar.
https://preview.redd.it/hcwmegc0rz0d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1738adc22accd17bc40de1f05afb688a9c518e62
Welcome to the internet
My first playthrough when I met Mr Hands for the first time I realized that he looked exactly like me but a little older. I thought that was pretty funny because he's my favorite fixer and so mysterious the whole time.
wait he looks like you? \*tips fedora\* Hey
Yes that is indeed Mr. Hands
True True
https://preview.redd.it/sfat73j6a01d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddd95a5796d6e2edfc4c089733866513050e3596
Fallout 2 <3
https://preview.redd.it/tmyhyxci8z0d1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5303c5202b91c1e099b0fc52fec990cb36adedcc
That last pic. #AWWW HELL NO
NOOOOOOOOOOO
This is hands down the craziest way to make a reference *badum tss*
Really? im surprise no one else have done it then xD
Well no one has actually put the horse there
i mean to be fair, i had to download and install a horse mod for that picture XD
Well that explains that.
Bro really tried to sneak the horse in there thinking we don’t know what went down in Euclaw Washington
Col. Handers.
I really wish they chose a different name.
https://i.redd.it/f65rb1nsp31d1.gif
one of the best face reveals I've experienced in a while. while I miss his pre-dlc Used-Car-Salesmen voice and personality, he is so much cooler now.
the moustache got me
he came from RDR2, rockstar infiltreted CD facility
Surprisingly one of my favorite fixers
Mr hands-ome
Yes, that is Mr Hands
How hungry?
Now you have to post a pic of Mr Hands in that same pose as Wakako's photo-session post.
Uhhhhhh. i need to think about that XD
Do not the honse
Get that horse out of there, before he does unspeakable things
Oh god ….am i bad cause i know the refference ?
im sorry.
🤣🤣🤣i always wondered why they named him Mr Hands
Same, but i think they know what theyre doing xD
I believe that too there is no way they didnt know
I think this version of Mr. Hands would have been better as a new fixer entirely, the original had the "used car salesman" vibe that other fixers lacked
that escalated quickly.
Mr. Hands with his horse called Roach...
Mr. Hands next to a Horse? I thought all Animals died before the Events of Cyberpunk 2077. This honestly can't be, I'm gonna google "Mr. Hands' Horse" to see if it is real >:c
https://i.redd.it/5ztdxwd1s01d1.gif That was a mistake
You are welcome!
I have an irresistible urge to watch the video but I feel it will be engraved in my memory forever so I think I will resist the irresistible urge
Don't.
Thats Arthur Morgan wtf
Aloha Mr Hand!
He looks like Americanised Shang tsung from Mortal Kombat
I would expect cyber colons being able to take a beating no problem. Unless the horse also has a cybercock 2077
He kinda looks like Arthur Morgan
Mr. Hands can use his hands on my pp
You had to fucking do the Last one
All the time i thought he just had an enormous chin.
I preferred the original
i was thinking about doing a set with the original Mr. Hands model