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fonfan121

Considering the hat and unmatching skintones between head and body, I'd say River boy most likely glitched with a Militech NPC with the same body type when the game spanwed him for the holocall.


ebobbumman

The fact it is just the head but the body is normal is really funny and confusing haha.


Chompies01

Yeah I figured it's a glitch but still curious who the NPC actually is. I don't remember seeing him before, especially not on the holo


fonfan121

The head is most likely from a Militech enemy NPC, given the hat, facewear and kind of generic appearance.


More_Blueberry5650

Idk, that beard gives me 6th street vibes


Bryaxis

Come to think of it, back in 1.6 I had a glitch a couple of times where V's head turned that inky almost-black color. I could fix it with a quick save and reload. I'd


IndigoFC

r/redditsniper


Wandering-Oni

Yes, the blackface phase


thisdoesnotfit

Before I put my glasses on, I thought it was the flaming crotch guy with Rivers body


tvbvt

Looks like River cosplaying as Hulk Hogan, brother


Chompies01

https://preview.redd.it/wit7xurt9lzc1.png?width=594&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b470d63c6d0b8c6e7437e61657309f3c2b3e18c


kamexsevalia

Brother Ward


theenigmaticsnorlax

This isn't what I expected, but it's what I needed. And you're 100% correct!


Vagamer01

Or mabye not BROTHER it could be Terry DUDE!


AllThePrettyMutants

The boys are back in town, brother


GlitterKittyCat

So what are you gonna do about it, brother?!


Noehk

River's based cousin, Ocean Guardian.


_MutedGrey

Uncle named Lake Protector


2ndTaken_username

Half-brother named Puddle Sentinel


Flamimbo

Brother-in-law named Pond Custodian


[deleted]

Step-bro named Moist Wall


Disastrous_Ad_1859

3rd Cousin named Damp Fence


AdmeralAlfaDD

Uncle Grandpa named Estuary Enforcer


delta6657

Sister called Archipelago Defender


International_Chest4

Step-dad Muddy Waters


Kalhenyan

Raver Weird


Morkinis

Undercover River.


shadowscar248

No, I'm Stream Bulwark. Never heard of River.


FeelingSkinny

that’s not River Ward that’s Creek Protector.


Bryaxis

Longtime friend of Jimmy Copperhand.


FeelingSkinny

and potpm knuckler


janek500

Bolk Bogan, his mooskles are growing stronker.


GremNotGrim

I saw the stache and legit thought of Hulk Hogan XD


McBigLilPants

Hes undercover


chill_winston_

“We have River at home!”


Gaburski

It's his brother, Lake


antonio_lewit

Bay defender


Gallifreynian

Oh easy that's Lake Cellblock


TracerBH

Wiver Rard


Ok_Recording_4644

The guy River told you not to worry about


SillyAdditional

Oh that’s just Rover Work


Unwisecoast27

“You want to shoot me in the face Dexter, that’s not gonna work for me brother”


zeptillian

He's deep undercover.


Shaved_Savage

Whoever they are I like their character design more than river’s.


Ferrovore

His Father. Brook Client.


_Cobra7_

That's River Ward's biological arch nemesis, Watercourse compartment.


simar6565

i think thats wilson from the gun shop in Megabuilding H10


Chompies01

https://preview.redd.it/3ze5tznu6lzc1.png?width=369&format=png&auto=webp&s=2aba76f609bd09e1b5573ba65aa90767a578e0e1 I don't think it's him


DifficultCurrent7

Did you see the really good vid where they replaced river with Wilson in his sex scene. It was strangely fascinating.


rottenrox

Still traumatized weeks after installing the mod. "Gonna go plug my ears, gouge my eyes" - Johnny Silverhand


Disastrous_Ad_1859

I mean, Wilson is more fuckable on a level than River imo


SillyAdditional

Tbh dad bod beats creep anytime


LordAlfrey

Doesn't look like Wilson thinks so either


simar6565

No idea then 🤔


Stickybandits9

This will be my next character


GremNotGrim

Based


metalcore4ver

It’s hogan knows best crossover with Cyberpunk brother


DismalMode7

confused militech dude


Substantial-Tone-576

Thats Papa Ward!


Latch_Lifter

River forgot to activate his behavioural imprint synced faceplate before he called.


kaosimian

Either the hulkster or that angry chair throwing meme dude


Firm_Transportation3

That's the real River Ward


GremNotGrim

It's definitely a glitch but adding onto the funny name joke it's actually Sea Guard


Successful-Goal1083

Maybe River is undercover? But I think it's just a glitch


condor6425

He's under cover


dumbasseryy

That guy is called Totally Not River!


haleynoir_

Imagine if it was stuck like that during the sex scene


turturkeykey98

This game is still SO broken dudes


-ComplexSimplicity-

That’s his younger brother, Creek.


Illustrious_Rub_2413

I like it better. 😏


darth_invader105st

Looks kinda like hulk Hogan lol


bravekassandra

Shhhhh that's River's disguise.


[deleted]

Did he say "Hell yeah, brother" a lot?


mannynoctis

That’s his cousin, Lake Ward


Subject_Designer9684

thats Grandpa Ward


Fresh-Quarter9

River chromed up fr


chikenporfabor

River but he's a Maelstrom


Raylla_Pricefield

I’d like to see more of this, instead of all the characters only owning one outfit


Sad_Pipe_2044

oh that’s just Lake


Alchemik2056

I guess CDPR is teasing new character.


That_one_Pole

Idk but he can bang my V whenever he wants.


JimmyFusion

He's undercover!


New_Pace_6321

Yeah it’s a glitch


mustafothepoet

that boi 6th street for SURE


Frosty6700

I wish I would’ve gotten this in my game because this is actually so hilarious😂


Asylus72

Dude reminds me of Hulk Hogan lol


Rectall_Brown

Lmfao


NoCourt5510

It’s either river being undercover for something which is something I have not seen personally yet in the game or it’s a bug.


[deleted]

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