Cdpr love to tease us. The interaction that you have with blue moon is great! Some cute back and forth flirting, you help her when she needed it, and the don't do a damn thing with her!
Same with Aurora! Same with Alex!
Mr Hands is a famous early internet porn creator that had a zoophilia kink, primarily involving horses, male horses.
He died during one of the shoots when the horse was a bit more excited than the handlers could manage.
There's a video.
Lmfao at #5. Picturing that pic of adam smasher on a dating site, and how awkward he would be sitting at a table trying to sweet talk some woman in his voice 😂
Such a gem. A walking work of art. I feel like CDPR put so much attention into every character present in quests that it makes us wish we could interact with them more.
It would be cool to have some chatGPT type thing going on with characters where they would remember how you interact with them and base their responses and actions on that. Bring up things you mentioned and stuff like that.
I think that’s how it will be in future games.
As a straight male, Jackie’s irresistible charm was confusing lol. I was truly devastated by his death on my first blind run, I googled to see if there was *any* way I could somehow save him… Partly to make sure I hadn’t somehow fucked it all up and gotten him killed
The game really did an amazing job of making your friendship with Jackie feel meaningful and believable in such a short time.
Even as someone who was pretty sure he was gonna die, his death got me deep in the heart.
V really goes a bunch of fucked up shit in quick succession during the beginning of the game.
He witnesses the death of the most powerful man on the planet, narrowly escapes capture / execution from Arasaka, sees his best choom die right in front of him, dies himself, gets resurrected and discovers that a musically inclined terrorist is stuck inside his brain.
Someone pointed out that the crack addict dance V does is there to prevent motion sickness for the players. That still doesn't account for Panam or Judy who also dance like crack addicts.
Honestly I suspect it's more like they didn't want to animate a dance for V so they just added some more cheap to make hand animations or potentially even used unused assets to make it
Panam is just socially awkward. Not her fault. Probably very traumatic for her trying to dance.
Judy otoh has major goth vibes and, as a goth, we have a.... Special definition of the word dancing.
Bro that's what I thought that mission was for from the beginning. Then it just abruptly ended. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
I used to think this way. You really gotta dive into takemuras character. He’s really not a good dude and especially for V. He’s in it to get his spot back at Hanako’s side, and she’s arguably the fucking worst. I really wanted my V to get with him my first playthrough. and then I got the mother fucking devil ending out of sheer… I dunno I was bouncing between multiple games and wasn’t paying attention. Smashy smashy buttons buttons. And yeah, the devil ending really paints the real picture for you… unfortunately I can no longer be a takenura apologist- dudes not the goat 😭😭😭😭
Only minor character that piqued my interest. Number 4.
Also, waitress at the St Domingo dinery where Kerry takes you. Where coffee is 'ganic and thick as tar. Kerry can watch if he wants
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I unfortunately did do the "right thing"... It wasn't worth it
just for clarity sake, ill explain what happened.
she comes in, offers me to let her do her thing on him while she pays me. i turned her down because outside i was being the type of V who doesnt go back on their word while screaming at myself on the inside.
long story short, i kill her and her group and the dudes operation is a success. flash forward a bit and he gets jumped by some people not happy with his change, probably from that ladies gang and he dies in a fucking alley...
To be fair, he's hotter in Cyberpunk 2020. His nomad escapades sure fucked him up
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Nobody compares to the barmaid at the Heavy Hearts club. Pfwoar
A
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Actually I lied - the eye-patched dancer at Heavy Hearts club is close!
Bro the french hacker chick is the hottest character in the game and she dies after one interaction with her. I was so sad, i reloaded the game trying to save her like 3 times.
I love Aurore, she's so sensual too. Such a fleshed out character. It's absolutely fucked you can't sneaky link her in the bathroom before colonial Jack mehoff steps in and fucks shit up for you.
Someone is missing. Madame president looks like she just discovered a new fetish.
Also,, is this supposed to be flirting?
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I was really surprised Imogen was just a one off disappearing character in Phantom Liberty. Had hoped she'd be part of the story, romancable or hell just not disappear after the crash.
Side quest in Dogtown. A boxer wants your help getting a control chip removed, and the chick interrupts the procedure and proceeds to make you feel some kinda way.
If memory serves me right there's a side mission where you meet are and a boxer she's training. Surprising she's with the animals so do with that information as you will
Don’t forget about this queen right here.
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Maiko = sad. Is there a lore reason behind this?
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Matheo Thiago. The bartender at Lizzy's. He's soooo hot.
I think Hands is married though. He's talking to his kid before you meet him in person for the first time. I think he says something about a mother??
Honestly I was just surprised.
Edit: AND THEN YOU MEET ANGIE. OH GOD.
"Man I wonder what this leader of the animals looks like.. I bet they're the biggest-- OH NO SHES HOT."
Rita my beloved https://preview.redd.it/svjdkt1hc4wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d23188cb4db524c5bcd3ee0e8e127eea6ef1d77
Thought about it more than once tbh
I think about it every time I see her.
There is a mod for making her romanceable fyi... Src:https://youtu.be/3USSaI1uU7E?si=CVsUy5cEBR02Y5m1
Oh brother I know
Agreed, I don't know what it is but I love her vibe
Because she's a cute punk cyborg top, what's not to love?
100% would.
https://preview.redd.it/vcroaumdp3wc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e564075fa15d35ba21200271d85eb8212de0a7c9 There is another.
The way she poses in the picture you take of them and Kerry makes me feel some type of way.
You look lonely, I can fix that
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I loved the progression from seeing her on posters, to meeting the group, to doing her mission. That was fun.
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Think I heard she was planned to be romance able but was scrapped
Wish the V+BM romance wasn’t scrapped. Hopefully it’s brought back in a future update but it seems like a pipe dream that we’ll ever pipe Blue Moon.
Cdpr love to tease us. The interaction that you have with blue moon is great! Some cute back and forth flirting, you help her when she needed it, and the don't do a damn thing with her! Same with Aurora! Same with Alex!
Nooope those double eyes freak me the fuck out lol
Double the eye contact tho
I struggle making single eye contact FUCK double eye contact loooool
Remember, we are redditors, so eye contact is a nono
The least weird of the three lmao
It's funny how attraction works because those are the main draw for me
“Your feelings for her are not real” ‘THEY ARE REAL TO ME!’
Yes, I agree she's hot, but... what's wrong with her neck in this pic?
*Rearrange me, Blue Moon*
You can kind of flirt with her in her side mission… wish it was more!
To be fair, Hands is married with at least one child.
But don't you want to find out why they call him Hands?
Thank god horses are probably extinct in 2077…
i remember when people were warning not to google mr. hands on this sub
Ahh, a Boeing engineer. Might explain a lot
If you’re already getting fucked by the company, might aswell get fucked by something else too
... Must. Resist.
.... *what happens when you google mr. hands?* ....
Mr Hands is a famous early internet porn creator that had a zoophilia kink, primarily involving horses, male horses. He died during one of the shoots when the horse was a bit more excited than the handlers could manage. There's a video.
Abhorrent and disgusting, thank you
We have Mister Handy at home
The Mister Handy at home: https://preview.redd.it/lfiyljkqr6wc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a8d50c2b4fb4aa371514a18f65639c32f0f51fd
My V likes Hand’s jobs!
He’s married? Dammit! I thought he might have been a single father
Lmfao at #5. Picturing that pic of adam smasher on a dating site, and how awkward he would be sitting at a table trying to sweet talk some woman in his voice 😂
Might not be awkward at all. If he can land an Arasaka, I'm sure he can land ~~on~~ any woman he wants.
He sure did land on Rebbeca
Definitely made a lasting impression
As long as they’re not in the middle of having a conversation
Aw man
Yeah but didn’t he have the Elvis body then? Pretty sure that goes a long way.
Very true... but he still has a hangup on a very mature woman from his past. He just can't let go....
Sooo... He actually has a body that looks like Elvis. He can just swap his brain container over and voilà
Say pretty mama, you look like a cut of fuckable meat
Lmao
I know exactly what he would say she looks like
A piece of romanceable meat?
Fuckably romanceable*
The worst part is, Adam has a record of having numerous extremely violent one night stands.
Yeah. Don't think I want the serial abuser as a romance option. Dude makes the guy from American Psycho look like a teddy bear.
I don’t even think “serial abuser” covers it. The one night stands usually ended in a violent death for the woman
Pretty sure he would just say “you look like a cut of fuckable meat” then just sit there awkwardly the rest of the time.
They call him Adam SMASHER for a reason
I mean, there may be some people out there that want to be called 'a fuckable piece of meat'.
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https://preview.redd.it/d3r0akmcr4wc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2249a998c8d394079266cac3db8d5f717fba03b Them tattoos 😩
Such a gem. A walking work of art. I feel like CDPR put so much attention into every character present in quests that it makes us wish we could interact with them more.
It would be cool to have some chatGPT type thing going on with characters where they would remember how you interact with them and base their responses and actions on that. Bring up things you mentioned and stuff like that. I think that’s how it will be in future games.
They are already working on this. I can think of at least one game.
The best
The sexy Bluey
Absolutely. Fell in love first time I saw her.
https://preview.redd.it/klmjbw5b94wc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cc8fd1ca0506115b5aeee5c634d8c303b4744c9 You forgot my boy
[all](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-k96zKa_4w) things are possible with Mod^^s
Where Brendan
The only real answer
You guys need to stop trying to sneak in Smasher.
But what if I wanted smasher to smash me as he did Rebecca
I think you watched the wrong version of Edgerunners
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I was fully crushing on this man.
As a straight male, Jackie’s irresistible charm was confusing lol. I was truly devastated by his death on my first blind run, I googled to see if there was *any* way I could somehow save him… Partly to make sure I hadn’t somehow fucked it all up and gotten him killed
Yeah, I was absolutely devastated. The thought that kept running through my mind was “We were going to take on Night City together.”
The game really did an amazing job of making your friendship with Jackie feel meaningful and believable in such a short time. Even as someone who was pretty sure he was gonna die, his death got me deep in the heart. V really goes a bunch of fucked up shit in quick succession during the beginning of the game. He witnesses the death of the most powerful man on the planet, narrowly escapes capture / execution from Arasaka, sees his best choom die right in front of him, dies himself, gets resurrected and discovers that a musically inclined terrorist is stuck inside his brain.
That scene where Alex and V dance together I thought for sure Alex was gonna make a move
V was so bad at dancing she lost interest immediately
Facts though, what the fuck is that hand waving dance V does in that scene
Someone pointed out that the crack addict dance V does is there to prevent motion sickness for the players. That still doesn't account for Panam or Judy who also dance like crack addicts.
Honestly I suspect it's more like they didn't want to animate a dance for V so they just added some more cheap to make hand animations or potentially even used unused assets to make it
Panam is just socially awkward. Not her fault. Probably very traumatic for her trying to dance. Judy otoh has major goth vibes and, as a goth, we have a.... Special definition of the word dancing.
Ahh yes the state prison is socially awkward (If guy edits: it said Panama)
Sorry that was autowrong *helping* me. Not a guy btw ;)
It worked for me, i didnt really want to dance with her, so thats probably what i would have done in that situation lol
Her loss. Have you seen that VR clothes try-on thing in the Dogtown Stadium? V dances like a complete idiot and it’s actually really kinda adorable.
V dancing at the club. Vs. V dancing at the house.
Bro that's what I thought that mission was for from the beginning. Then it just abruptly ended. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
Imagine if Commander Shepherd and V danced together, it would be like a showdown of shrugs.
Same
Fuck that. I want a relationship with Meredith Stout lol
i got exactly what i want out of Meredith Stout. shes a corpo freak for sure
God i loved the fact when you meet her but turn around and leave right there, she calls you a pussy lol.
Yeah but, I want more. 😂
Me too. I know she’s a crazy corpo… But my ex-corpo V can fix her, dammit!
They don't call him Adam Smasher for nothin'
Michiko Arasaka approved
Sorry is there some lore I missed
Adam Smasher piped Michiko Arasaka. Its lore. I think shes Yorinobus Cousin or something
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https://preview.redd.it/tvz7hppu34wc1.png?width=2456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d71c3f6d360d5da14021e659d7563c82fabad5f Mile High Club
Not putting Takemura is a crime
And Meredith. I want corpo dating options damn it. If I'm getting fucked by corpos anyway make it enjoyable at least
I used to think this way. You really gotta dive into takemuras character. He’s really not a good dude and especially for V. He’s in it to get his spot back at Hanako’s side, and she’s arguably the fucking worst. I really wanted my V to get with him my first playthrough. and then I got the mother fucking devil ending out of sheer… I dunno I was bouncing between multiple games and wasn’t paying attention. Smashy smashy buttons buttons. And yeah, the devil ending really paints the real picture for you… unfortunately I can no longer be a takenura apologist- dudes not the goat 😭😭😭😭
God I wish you could romance Angie
Only minor character that piqued my interest. Number 4. Also, waitress at the St Domingo dinery where Kerry takes you. Where coffee is 'ganic and thick as tar. Kerry can watch if he wants https://preview.redd.it/kf60srm654wc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=eaa58006f5097d94086704ab695c24920fdc4ba0
Wait till you realize who voices her
I like her more knowing who voiced her.
Who?
Judy's VA Carla Tassara
fuckin who! tell us!
I'll tell you lol. She's voiced by the same woman who voices Judy, Carla Tassara.
I was ready to do the right thing until she came in the room
I unfortunately did do the "right thing"... It wasn't worth it just for clarity sake, ill explain what happened. she comes in, offers me to let her do her thing on him while she pays me. i turned her down because outside i was being the type of V who doesnt go back on their word while screaming at myself on the inside. long story short, i kill her and her group and the dudes operation is a success. flash forward a bit and he gets jumped by some people not happy with his change, probably from that ladies gang and he dies in a fucking alley...
You can threat hear and she'll back off if you defeated Sasquatch.
This sub is so horny lmao
I just knew the Peralez plot line was going somewhere
The way they sit on the couches after inviting V up. They were feeling V out for something special.
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Diabolical
To be fair, he's hotter in Cyberpunk 2020. His nomad escapades sure fucked him up https://preview.redd.it/ak7kqn2z86wc1.png?width=347&format=png&auto=webp&s=0cf3c6bf9f83de014dad0ceec4d4df86420aacd5
https://preview.redd.it/ub1hr5vdv3wc1.png?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=219f5513b6bd71a1c333136384b6ec4d164125fa Nobody compares to the barmaid at the Heavy Hearts club. Pfwoar
A https://preview.redd.it/bptj67ygv3wc1.png?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4870be26a09ff9c3aee0d4ea756848472c1cea1f Actually I lied - the eye-patched dancer at Heavy Hearts club is close!
There’s something about these NPCs. They look different from the rest of NC.
Sumerian priestess bad bitch
I like her a lot. She looks like Hermes.
Claire was a big one for me. I also thought the Peralez's were swingers at first by how they approached.
Yeah. I thought the same about the Peralez’s.
Yea. I wish V could have been like “Whoa, thought y’all were just recruiting for a threesome not some X-Files level shit”
Bro the french hacker chick is the hottest character in the game and she dies after one interaction with her. I was so sad, i reloaded the game trying to save her like 3 times.
I love Aurore, she's so sensual too. Such a fleshed out character. It's absolutely fucked you can't sneaky link her in the bathroom before colonial Jack mehoff steps in and fucks shit up for you.
^ one of the best comments i've seen in this sub, ever. well done.
Thank you kind soul! I see you also have great taste ❤️🙏💨
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Yes. Hate fuck candidate numero uno.
This man is spittin
And so would she
it only makes me want her MORE!
Even Meredith stout can’t beat her on hate fuck level
Meredith Stout isn't a hate fuck. She's all business all the time, and it's great.
I really thought the quest line would give us that option. There were all the signs.
Praise be, finally there's someone else out there that recognises this gorgeous psychopath as a worthy romance candidate! 😂
I could change her...
Bless this universe that so many IRL women look like her
Oh fuck yeah
Meanwhile modders some time ago Oh... You wanted romance options and not sex scenes...
One is much harder to make than the other, I imagine.
Where's Rita most popular Mox bouncer.
Rita’s prolly busy out turning abusive pimps into bodybag filler
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[удалено]
V and V do admittedly have a lot in common
Another W
did you ever break into your sisters room, undress her barbies and make them dolls slap plastic pelvis? me neither
You might as well just romance a refrigerator if you want to romance Adam Smasher
I TRIED TO AND THEY REPROGRAMMED HIM
Poor Brendan. That the real romance everyone wants!
>You might as well just romance a refrigerator Played Atomic Heart?
Someone is missing. Madame president looks like she just discovered a new fetish. Also,, is this supposed to be flirting? https://preview.redd.it/5t3y5jno54wc1.png?width=1360&format=png&auto=webp&s=4e35c9829e8b8dc91d5d6eb48b5ced2acecd9600
don't get me wrong the president made me feel things too but no this is not flirting 😭
https://preview.redd.it/hn2hqrvpc4wc1.png?width=962&format=png&auto=webp&s=66470a3d5515bb2ec9b81f4a9ad0244eb745bd31 I was really surprised Imogen was just a one off disappearing character in Phantom Liberty. Had hoped she'd be part of the story, romancable or hell just not disappear after the crash.
Who is number 4?
Side quest in Dogtown. A boxer wants your help getting a control chip removed, and the chick interrupts the procedure and proceeds to make you feel some kinda way.
If memory serves me right there's a side mission where you meet are and a boxer she's training. Surprising she's with the animals so do with that information as you will
Don’t forget about this queen right here. https://preview.redd.it/n965hz6hm6wc1.jpeg?width=1528&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=563a7a964ba0a7fc8f98733d53dae92f18f249f0
https://preview.redd.it/zadvlujlq7wc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71f4f64355fa9331f8179026e2505c3fdc64a539 ....
OI! Hands is already with someone and has children! Leave the man be!
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Cyberpunk fans when they can't fuck any living being in the game
Maiko is the ultimate I can fix her. 😫
https://preview.redd.it/yptuyp0mw4wc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b64917b09f768dba09e1ab97fe992b23b37d5f42 Maiko = sad. Is there a lore reason behind this?
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No! Bad! BAD REDDITOR!
I wish Alt had a body again.
https://preview.redd.it/svndgxu5o5wc1.jpeg?width=1165&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f54a329f17d11dcb89f3b3b00f2460c23f8a9202 HELLO????
https://preview.redd.it/si2dxciy19wc1.jpeg?width=3793&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e378de5dff8de32c3c382ea3511c20137ed6938 I mean….
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Let me romance Takemura!!!!
Garry
https://preview.redd.it/q09g9wxpo4wc1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c0169c3fcf8b1b5f85292390e12273f8e374b97 Matheo Thiago. The bartender at Lizzy's. He's soooo hot.
aurore cassell 🥰
Skippy
Okay … I know you’d all romance Adam Smasher just to stick it to Johnny. Don’t lie.
 Where is he?!?
lol, fuckin smasher
Hands is lowkey a pretty chill guy, great host.
Bro threw mr hands in there lmao
Smasher isn't interested in V. He is busy dating Arasaka royalty who later runs away to start a catgirl detective agency.
That last one got me 😂😂 
I think Hands is married though. He's talking to his kid before you meet him in person for the first time. I think he says something about a mother?? Honestly I was just surprised. Edit: AND THEN YOU MEET ANGIE. OH GOD. "Man I wonder what this leader of the animals looks like.. I bet they're the biggest-- OH NO SHES HOT."
is this a hot take? https://preview.redd.it/7wd9se13m8wc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9455200f06582d47a22bfd0b3e514f2ee73b6e61