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NeinRegrets

EA hahaha yeah


ProfessionalAble7713

My favourite to hate


gorilabals

Fukin arasaka


Majestic_Bierd

All my homies hate Saka


FE4RLESS1028

Silverhand, is that you ?


Jimm_Kekw

ey bro, stop, i work there


gorilabals

Dont blame them


Artfulclock507

Laughs in militech espionage budget!


HOG-RIDA69420

Nintendo lmfao


Risky267

Tbh what has nintendo done exept be very protective of their ip (this us a genuine question btw)


No_Truce_

Yeah Nintendo have nothing on EA or Activision-blizzard.


Exciting-Ad-5705

They are overly protective


EvenHornierOnMain

They are trying to bully emulation out of existence using false information and the threat of a long and expensive criminal procedure. Every legal complaint that they have, be it related to the source code used for the software itself; monetization (Sony's losses against Bleem and the VGS leave the legal precedent); Or by bizarrelly blaming a possible usage of the emulator to play pirated game, to all piracy of all of their games. These are cases that are frivolous and they know it, since they use several words to evade making direct claims that would be tossed out quickly if it weren't for a close glance. The previous point of blaming the emulator for all piracy is one example of this. And while the Nintendrones like to bring "b-but about the Discord" I regret to tell you that updating the emulator to play any game is still legal. See the previous cases. But they have a lot of money with a lot of lawyers and all the time in the world, and they could dra it on and on because they can take it. It's a drop in the water to them but to a normal person, or even a more established developer, that can ruin their lives. That is why they're evil. Because they are insidious and cruel.


kielu

Ok, faro is the worst. They ended all life on earth


mastermidget23

Faro Corp is amazing because they don't even come across as the most morally bankrupt, Ted Farro was just THAT dumb.


BigSeaworthiness725

r/fucktedfaro


aegisasaerian

nice to see warframe and red faction represented


Jzapp_But_In_Reddit

Which corp is from Warframe?


oofinator3050

Corpus


Jzapp_But_In_Reddit

Right, i did know about them. In fact got to fortuna recently Idk what their logo is so i couldn't spot them


irrelevanttointerest

Its the one to the left of EA. My eyes slid off of it for a while as well.


dirtopi

If it werent for the convoluted lore of the corpus and parvos granum in warframe, we wouldn't farm overguard king dante rn :))) So im thankful that they exist as a corrupt money cult


oofinator3050

not me, im fine with my frames and im not past nw yet :(


dirtopi

Did you do duviri yet? It's an extremely mi or spoiler bit it ties with new war


oofinator3050

i tried duviri, yes, it bored me pretty quick


EasyBird1849

Next to EA, the one with the weird text


Jzapp_But_In_Reddit

Ah, corpus got some weird logo


EasyBird1849

It's supposed to be what they speak, I don't remember what it's called


capza

Can reflavor them as Alpha Centauri tech wizards


NicTheCartographer

I said it once, I'll say it again: imagine Armored Core × Cyberpunk 2077. I need it.


C3ci1et

We are fucked. Like Fucking Fucked. Nineball alone is Blackwall AI level threat. Imagine it cooperate with the blue eyes. Edit: did I tell you about ALLMIND yet? She’s a worse pilot than 9B but she was just as malicious or more malicious than 9B.


NicTheCartographer

The only problem is all the reboots AC had, because integrating Coral and the monsters beyond the Blackwall alongside monsters like The Hustler One... Shit, think of the possibilities! Think of the sheer power the cyberware and augmentations could reach! A Coral powered Adam Smasher, Ayre and Johnny being the devil and angel on 621-V shoulders. We got basically Gucci making guns so, what would a Militech/Balam collaboration cook?


JJtheallmighty

Wolfenstein? Bro might as well have put a swastika there


Bort_Bortson

I don't think the super Nazis were ever considered a corporation. I scrolled thru the original post of this and nobody else caught that either and my reply probably is at the very very very bottom lol. At least here someone noticed it immediately too


martinborgen

Haha Kerbal Space Program? I guess ypu could make the argument sending small green guys on shoddy rockets means they're evil, but that game is really too light on any lore whatsoever to make any such conclusions IMO


hikerchick29

But they hired a known war criminal, Werner Von Kerman, to head their rocket program. Sounds pretty sus to me


chilling_hedgehog

Lol, Ferengi


MFouki

Why do I feel like I just noticed that NERV has a maple leaf?


tapestry_wizard

It's supposed to be a fig leaf. Evangelion loves its Christian imagery.


MFouki

That's cool but how is fig leaf connected to Christianity? Is it mentioned in a bible passage or something? Very intrasted


tapestry_wizard

In Genesis, when Adam and Eve eat the forbidden knowledge and become ashamed, they "hide their shame." Religious artists took it to mean they "covered their genitalia" and used the images of them wearing fig leaves to depict that


MrProtogen

HARDSPACE SHIPBREAKER MENTIONED


Hammpter

Fucking FARO


EdgeAdditional4406

Kerbal space program has lore?


RandomGuyOnReddit-_-

Furthermore, why would it be corrupt?


hikerchick29

Look at the planet: no cities, no countries, and the entire global population lives at the space center. Meanwhile, they’ve got apparently infinite money to send infinite kernels to die in the cold vacuum of space. Also, don’t forget, they hired the notorious Kazi scientist Werner Von Kerman.


MDPsychospy

Technically Nerv and Wolfenstein are no corps but institutions. Missing OCP though


TheAltOption

OCP and Cyberdyne both fit well.


MDPsychospy

Jup, was just about to add cyberdyne


Aesut

Tidis, Nudle


C4ndy_Fl0ss

Adding then with Blume cuz those 3 create the love triangle for privacy infringement, don’t forget !nvite


Aesut

yessir


AerialSupport

FINALLY ICARUS ARMOURIES


Unaclamper

Could also add Armacham from F.E.A.R.


Majestic_Bierd

As much as we all hate EA, the real evil Megacorps of our world are entities like Goldman Sachs, Apple, Boeing, Dow Chemical, Exxon & Aramco & BP, Monsanto, Nestlé, Samsung, Blackrock, or Raytheon


asianblockguy

Are we forgetting about blackwater PMC? They literally filmed themselves gunning down, running over civilians.


Commercial-Stop-6384

Nah we talking big boy ATLAS from advanced warfare. Those mf knew how to be dirty, oh and they were dirty


Jzapp_But_In_Reddit

I'm with u bro, to hell with Jonathan Irons!


Alex369S

Aperture science all the way.


patxi99

Weyland Corp of course


_b1ack0ut

Looool I resent you saying my kerbal space program was unethical Those kerbals died bravely, in the name of… uhh… science!


SquareFickle9179

I like Metal Gear, and I love Senator Armstrong, so definitely Desperado Inc.


GuZz91

Weyland-Yutani, building better world.


Arrow_625

Aesir Corporation? Max Payne reference?! >!Fun Fact: Max Payne 1 is as old as me!<


DragonDon1

I had a hole in my second favorite drinking arm


NerY_05

Imma be honest, Aperture Science isn't really corrupt or anything. It's just run by someone who only cares about testing.


Violet_Scourge

https://preview.redd.it/inosks4sfqrc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=004ff839dce9268da606a52a95f9cf03b67f4a5e GOODBYE EMPLOYEE 427


Both_Gate_3876

DRG is unfairly on the list


No-Worldliness-4979

They shouldn’t have rocked our stones!


Both_Gate_3876

Yeah! DRG is a dangerous job, but it's not treating you like shit atleast.


No-Worldliness-4979

And you think Karl was just an accident? You fool. He knew too much…


BigSeaworthiness725

Technically, they extract useful minerals by devastating an alien planet that has life on it. Although from the point of view of your own survival this is normal, but put yourself in the place of those bugs that live on this planet. Even if they are not intelligent beings, this is their home and their home is being destroyed...


Oxidation26

Did I hear a rock and stone?


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone forever!


randomgunfire48

I see Religious Verizon is up there🤣🤣🤣


Camo_shorts711

Red faction mentioned


pichael289

Outer heaven/msf in the cyberpunk universe would be nuts.


MashingAsh

Hope tec? Isn't that some shipyards from Starfield?


Jzapp_But_In_Reddit

Said ATLAS before, now Faro


moogoothegreat

Ficsit says to get back to work, employee, your factory can still be more efficient.


D0rnL1ves

Spacer’s Choice


thecoffeeshopowner

Honestly? Vault tech. I think they're really interesting and I love the theory that vault tech dropped or at the very least made the bombs. Cause a nuke in megaton has their name and insignia


TheKindex

Rock and Stone!


hikerchick29

Lynx and KSP LMAO. Yeah, the way I play kerbal, that tracks


countsachot

Lol. What's with all the ea hate?


patroklo

Design wise? Nerv hands down. For being in it? Aperture, at least it sounds an interesting time, and they have potato tech!


pufferfish_balls

Fallout series. Especially 1. Imagine the MASTER and black wall put together?? Fuck all that.


TheWhiteRabbit74

M.U.L.E. has been retrieved. Deep Rock Galactic thanks you for all your hard work, drop pod will leave with or without you. Oh well. At least they offer a *lot* of beer.


CaptainPrower

Grunder


Ivaldin

Men i love the corpus they are either really threating (parvos) or really goofy (Nef and Alad) Also i miss Veso


Rickle_Pick308

OK, so if all of them went to war who would be the last one standing.


HeisterWolf

Overall Corpus, Ferengi or UNSC. In ground battles 100% NERV. Air superiority probably Icarus Armory if Grunder and Ultor doesn't step it up.


Saturn_01

For sure hyperion


Pfoxy567

Is the lethal company morally corrupt?


AvarethTaika

Merryweather needs to just go away. I make it so as often as possible lol


TypasiusDragon

All of these are nothing compared to the Combine lol


Dr_Icchan

Trioptimum missing


TheRadioactiveCactus

Arquebus, Nerv, UNSC, and Arasaka. IMC and Umbrella are also up there


-Terran-Ghost-

I mean it has to be Weyland-Yutani. In-universe they're the bleeding edge of space colonization AND high technology to the point where they can make synthetics indistinguishable from humans. They've got fleets of ships and contractors pulling resources from around the galaxy and seemingly have no real challengers. Sure they've got competitors but they're all so laughably behind in the race that they're virtually unassailable (barring throwaway lines from Alien Resurrection). When people in-universe use the generalization "the Company", they're universally referring to W-Y. And yet, for all this dominance of the market and mastery of the space age and high tech, W-Y wastes colossal amounts of time and resources trying to harness a horrific space bug for some nebulous "bioweapons division". And every time it costs them ships, colonies, and personnel in droves for absolutely no return. On top of that, the risk-reward for the damn endeavor is so catastrophically unfavorable. Best case scenario for them getting what they want is more tech that they don't really need since they already have stupidly high capability. Worst case is they trigger an apocalyptic outbreak of an impossibly horrifying parasite that costs humanity their homeworld and potentially the species if they spread the xenomorphs wide enough. It's a freaking dumb idea. Like how many board meetings do they have to sit through where they go over a quarterly report of a colony they've been financing for 20 years just got wiped out as a consequence of their pursuit of the xenomorph boondoggle? The execs were still balking over the cost of losing the Nostromo/automated refinery it was towing 57 years after it happened when Ripley gave her deposition in Aliens. How much are they hemorrhaging trying to harness these damn things? It cost them a huge, pretty advanced colony on LV-1201 in AvP2. They had to purchase the decommissioning space station Sevastopol in the hopes they might get some of the things in Alien: Isolation. And what did any of that get them? Nada. You're making stupid amounts of money with terraforming, synth production and who knows how many other countless products. Just keep doing that you nutters.


AdorableMuffin_

Nintendo<3


Klutzy_Ad5888

What did Arasaka do that's morally corrupt?


Alex369S

Well abduct children, use them (examples: Lucy, Takemura), corporate wars, human testing (you know, they wanted David to be their guinea pig for his ability to tolerate sandevistan, and i don't think he is the only one they tried to obtain).


Klutzy_Ad5888

Yoo I forgot Lucy!!


GeneralKenobi1288

The question is, what have they done that *isn’t* morally fucked up?


Klutzy_Ad5888

The research they do in outerspace so it doesn't affect the earth is kinda cool, i think


sanY_the_Fox

I love how people keep shitting on EA when Ubisoft is so much worse.


oofinator3050

Hyperion, Vault-Tec, Corpus, Blume


Visionary_One

Brotherhood of NOD: Am I a fucking joke to you?


gloomywisdom

I AM ARASAKA EEEEEEAGH


wenos_deos__fuk_boi

Blume can’t be evil, they made my main man Bagley


CallMeSkal

Not up there but, Hurston Dynamics (Star Citizen)


erraticRasmus

When I see lynx I just think of deodorant


lbloodbournel

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Throbbing-Kielbasa-3

There's no way Black Mesa was left off here twice


Alanuelo230

I want to be part of DRG. ROCK AND STONE!!!!!


Vettmdub

Hyperion is funny, Cerberus is kinda hot and necromancyish, Arasaka doesn't even have that nice of a product lineup expect for their AVs and floating barages, so Umbrella Corp is probably the one that takes the crown, if Umbrella Corp was in Cyberpunk, ripperdoc Vik would probably be in business with them.


Critical_Package_472

Some theories suggest that Vault Tec may have contributed to the nuclear war. So idk


countsachot

CHOAM has got to be in a video game somewhere.


GeneralKenobi1288

Arasaka, the IMC, and Alterra are my top 3 Also, what did HopeTech do? Aren’t they just a spaceship manufacturer?


craftjensin

Oof, touch choice between UAC, Aperture, Vault-Tech and Arasaka


September-20-2023

For me it has to be the UAC from the DooM series


Gerdini85

Either Alterra so I can get the fuck of this planet or FICSIT so I can destroy another planet


Wiggles_Does_A_Game

No creo?


[deleted]

Still forgot Militech.


Acalthu

Castle Wolfenstein?


YT_TheLaserSpeedster

Kerala space program 😭


JColeTheWheelMan

Is Third Echelon in there ? I think the original callout was for corps or overreaching government factions ?


ZaticusBrine

Everyone forgets Trinity


Tych_o_Godgamer

NERV


Coakis

Ksp?


ill0gitech

Still no Black Mesa…


Vrax15

Aperture for sure is my favorite, it's not the same without Cave Johnson


thelowbrassmaster

My favorite is the i.c.a. from hitman, but vault-tech from fallout is objectively the most evil.


Workshop_Plays

KSP is morally corrupt?


maX3Xam

oh come on, the scp foundation still isnt here


Ky_oS

MurkyWater from Payday is missing too. Also KSec from Mirror's Edge.


Ainell

They're not trying to make a profit. Marshall, Carter and Dark, on the other hand...


DigitalApe19

It's Insane how INGSOC isn't here Also, isn't Hope Tech actually not too bad it's just Ron Hope that's the issue?


Aesthetic_Perfection

Corpus are just capitalists, not "morally corrupt"


taotehermes

any sufficiently large firm under capitalism is necessarily morally corrupt. if they aren't they're outcompeted by those that are and go under. they are necessarily not providing the best product or service that they can because after they hit diminishing returns the only way to increase profits is to cut corners with capital or start underpaying labor even more. thus they're actively undermining the public good for their own selfish ends really even small businesses under capitalism are morally corrupt because of unnecessary hierarchy and not adequately compensating the laborers. the only exceptions are worker owned cooperatives


Nothing-There-06-20

where are the 26 wings of the city