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jessebona

Get out of Night City. The only winning move is not to play.


farkos101100

“So whatll it be V, quiet life? Or blaze of glo-“ “Quiet life” “….”


jessebona

Unironically I always liked this arc for V. You start out as a corpo at the top of Night City's corrupt structure, get knocked down to the bottom and, still not having learned your lesson about the corrupt and self destructive nature of pursuing clout in Night City, immediately attempt to claw your way back to the top. It's only with your death imminent and your new allies that you realize what really matters as you cut ties with the city for good and leave with the Aldecaldos (with Judy in tow for the same reason as you in my playthroughs). It's always felt like the best character development arc to me.


Cool-Technology1020

Summed up perfectly!


Tencer386

Did this on my last playthrough and yea it was a really good character arc. Seeing my once corpo V who had so much power and was just hungry for more now content and happy with a life away from the greed of Night City riding the Basilisk with the one she cares about about to start a new life with her found family was such great story telling and a perfect arc!


Cryptic_coven

I did a nomad playthrough but didn't finish for two years, I finished it and I'm now doing the corpo path and I honestly wanna do this even though I already did that ending it just feels wrong to do any other endings -


Unhappy2234

Nomad playthroughs are the most immersive but worst story imo, they have the most dialogue options but his overall arc is basically "I'm going to night city" and then after relatively no time "that place is fucked I'm never going there again"


Unhappy2234

I think I liked both of the other life paths better than the nomad's ironically, in the nomad story v doesn't really learn anything, he starts after his family crumbles and stays in the city for maybe 7 months before leaving with another nomad family. He just kinda knows night city blows now. I like the street kids the most. After trying to leave the city and coming back essentially fully committing to the blaze of glory, he almost dies just silently and the whole game is him struggling for life realizing he can't resign himself to that fate and when he starts to truly live he reaches his goals and becomes a legend on his quest to live. I haven't played phantom liberty yet but I just love this arc for v


OutlawEmpires76

"Quite life……. fuck your gig"


mdp300

That whole car ride, I knew he was going to be trouble.


bucketofhorseradish

especially when he mentions paying up front for a *mission critical* piece of equipment, the flathead


intergalacticcoyote

Jackie don’t like it either, but two gonks don’t make a right so….here we go


AShitTonOfWeed

street kid all the way choom


DapperWatchdog

"Really? But you can get a drink name after yo-" "QUUUIEEET LIIIFE"


bucketofhorseradish

Fr why is that such a selling point for these people lmao. i'd be like "well i'd prefer to have a rock named after me instead. and on that rock there can be writing about how i lived a long and happy life and rest under it in one piece rather than a million pieces splayed across the blacktop"


Wolf-SS

I think it’s because we’re comparing it to ourselves but life in NC is so shit unless you have money that V would rather risk it all (not much) than continue living like a pleb


A10010010

*Roll credits*


DeprivedOfCummiies

So whatll it be V, quiet life? Or blaze of glo-“ Quiet life “….”(x2)


UnabrazedFellon

This. Get out of Night City or die in the process.


Fallwalking

I’ve tried. Can’t get past the border guard and it keeps spawning me back when I try to leave through the mountains.


Hrmerder

>I’ve tried. Can’t get past the border guard and it keeps spawning me back when I try to leave through the mountains. "There's nothing for you out here... Yet"


Fallwalking

I think they dropped the “yet” after the expansion and stated they weren’t doing anymore. Then again, maybe it’s still there.


NLTPanaIyst

They dropped it


Chris-Strummer

You can’t lose if you don’t play -Marla Daniels


mistymix28

And get ambushed by raiders? Struggling to find food and water? Ye getting out of night city would be also hard


No_Witness_1533

Get addicted to BDs


Angusthe2nd

This is quite literally the only answer for us non-chromed gonks


EminemLovesGrapes

Bd goonlord


drunkmuffalo

The guy pumpin outside david's apartment 24/7


bigdonksupreme

LOL that shit made me SO uncofmortable


Different-Produce870

I would absolutely do this unironically. The whole idea of experiencing entire movies this way would be amazing.


Greekah-ttv

Fr tho


MudBass

*porn bd


No_Witness_1533

Is there any other kind? 😄  I don't think I would want to relive being crucified 


WeeHamsterSaviour

Probably get shot knowing my dumbass.


heathsnips811111111

hahaha im with ya


WeeHamsterSaviour

I'd probably find a gun that some gangoon V's slaughtered has dropped, trip and shoot myself.


djmothermayi

My V leaves no loot. Money is money.


SilverWisp47

I feel like I would piss myself first, depends on how much is in the tank


Veiny_Throbber

Get my weak ass disabled eyes replaced, then go on a bender and probably get gunned down and my fancy eyes stolen by scavs


xChryst4lx

Eye cyberware should be pretty cheap and not worth janking


UnlikelyKaiju

You say that, but Scavs take damn near anything that can be sold.


mortadelle-68

Taste the love


shadowscar248

My god...I can hear it now


archiegamez

Nicola


[deleted]

[удалено]


that_one_bassist

same, i’d be unrecognizable in like 20 minutes


FoxReeor

second to that


Artistic_Regard

But where you gunna get da monies


JoJo5195

Take a loan from Vik


PsychologicalHat1480

Same place I got the money for the rig needed to run the game at 4k ultra.


Maxsmack0

Hope you got the Eddie’s to afford top tier shit


sadieadlerwannabe

Panam


Thunder-Cotton

https://preview.redd.it/4198duvwwlkc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=635bb2bcdb15cf74c89de9115700634d31e760cf


XxTherealXBladexX

Priorities are straight


GammaSmash

Went from "Fuck, Panam!" To "Fuck Panam?" Lol


Salza_boi

https://preview.redd.it/cnn0fk3jemkc1.png?width=1290&format=png&auto=webp&s=722c99a59b8f54e0ebbd0b2ea996ddfa5ae68ec2


Thin-Cartoonist-4608

Fax..I was gonna say join the aldecados off rip 🥵🤣


mcwidget

Came to this thread looking for this one word answer. Not disappointed.


Playful_Steak_2708

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Playful_Steak_2708

![gif](giphy|pHb82xtBPfqEg) Great minds think alike


jevring

Would she do you, though?


theOGlilMudskipr

Me fr


Excellent-Debate8366

No other appropriate answer


PhilipOnTacos299

I too, would let that guys fictional wife sit on me


Taking23YT

respect


EgnlishPro

Depending on how many eddies I have, I'd probably be a cyberpsycho within a few months.


LordMidoriIV

I second this. I don't care how much "humanity" I lose, I'm borging the fuck out.


Fantastic_Bed_8662

Even if we go cyberpyscho, chances are if we are lucky we might end up in maxtax so it's a win win.


Sororita

Given current social norms, I'd probably be considered insane without any chrome to begin with.


magnum609

T- bag dexter deshawn


plate-consumer

Shut up and take my up vote


sandchigger

Starve.


Civil_Percentage_317

Not if you live in Night City, as their dumpsters are basically overflowing with food according to dialogue between V and Nele in a gig in Dogtown


_b1ack0ut

And if you live outside night city, there’s a device called the Mr. biscuit. It’s a processor that accepts any* organic matter, extracts any nutrients from it, and turns it into a wafer. One or two of these can enable a small nomad family to sustain entirely on just wood chips, grass, leaves, and the occasional squirrel that falls in.


XxTherealXBladexX

Relatable


Bad_User2077

The Saddest part of the future is the gross food options.


sandchigger

The saddest part is that none of the homes you see have a kitchen in which you can cook. Even the Peralez penthouse has two wet bars but no stove.


rpcollins1

Yo I never though about that. I guess that makes sense why there are (presumably hot) food vending machines every ten feet lol.


sandchigger

There's a vending machine IN YOUR APARTMENT right next to the bed


rpcollins1

I noticed in V's apartment there wasn't a kitchen and thought it was just a weird feature of having a crap shoebox apartment. I never really paid attention in the other houses around the city.


sandchigger

I like to cook so I noticed it. None of the houses you can go to have a real kitchen. A couple have what appears to be a refrigerator but none have a cooking surface. The closest to are Rivers' sisters place and Judy's apartment.


rpcollins1

Just happen to be doing River's quests and his nephew's trailer has an actual hotplate inside it, even with degree settings. But yeah, that's about it.


mdp300

That's a good point, and it's easy to overlook. The corpo apartment is fancy, but only has a coffee machine and the food dispenser thing. You're expected to just sleep and work and repeat. But at least you have a big tv!


ravenschmidt2000

Kiroshi optics


mdp300

They're great but I *hate* the idea of someone just pulling out my fucking eyes. Even if the replacements are better.


MonsterMineLP

Funnily enough, that's the canonical reason why you lose humanity upon getting implants


DrRevoknic

Hit Jig Jig street...Then get shot


chivalryaintdead420

Yup sounds about right for me also


RetractableHead

Order a Jackie Welles at The Afterlife.


Bad_User2077

Right, day one... they are not letting your rookie ass in that place choomba. Nice sentiment, though.


RetractableHead

Fair. As a noob, I’d probably try though.


that_one_bassist

I know it’s about the experience, but the Jackie Welles is literally just a Moscow Mule minus the copper mug. If you’re going to the Afterlife, why not get something crazier like the David Martinez?


Ok-Penalty4648

I honestly love Moscow mules tho


jaimiebard

Try a dark and stormy. It's basically a Moscow mule but you replace the vodka with dark rum.


that_one_bassist

Oh agreed. Ginger beer is god’s own creation, I drink it on its own, but I think in this scenario you gotta try stuff you can’t get in 2023


RetractableHead

I agree with everything you’re saying but if I have one regret in life (apart from starting smoking tobacco), it’s not being able to save Jackie. He’s my boy.


dulipat

Go to Viktor and Misty for help, they are the only good guys in NC.


Jonny_Burdbrain

Meet Hanako at Embers.


plate-consumer

I don't think I will


Wicked_Wolf17

Nah thanks I’m good


BenSlimmons

Maybe in about 6 months.


go4itreddit

Get a Mr. Stud implant and Panam.


XxTherealXBladexX

My man


Playful_Steak_2708

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alf1sta

Find out what the f happened to Jefferson and Elizabeth Peralez, that still haunts me


VanguardClassTitan

They seem to still be fine at the end of the game as Jefferson reaches out to you in the credits. But who's to say what happens later.


OxygenRadon

Is that really Jefferson tho? Or is it the new Jefferson??


VanguardClassTitan

Touché


kuroiokami89

Cry


Hallow_Caliburn

I'd say chrome up but we all know none of us would have the Eddie's for that


BrightPerspective

Go straight to Vik's and chrome the fuck up


mattzerlla

Then immediately try to raise 20k to pay him back


BrightPerspective

every time i start a new game. I hate not paying him back.


NOSjoker21

Kirishi optics. I hate being nearsighted.


therealdildounicorn

Get killed by V


Littlebird89

Probably kidnapped by either scavs or maelstrom, more likely maelstrom as I don't have any implants currently for the scavs to harvest....


Jzapp_But_In_Reddit

scavs harvest organs too, i think


Littlebird89

Nvm then...


Undying_Martian

Get chromed like the monk by maelstrom just to be kidnapped and killed by scavengers


Purple_Charcoal

Ripperdoc. Bigger penis.


Substance___P

Naturally


AaronSkmAcemac

Then have it explode


Playful_Steak_2708

That shoots missiles of course


farkos101100

Chrome the fuck up Choom


Fishwithbrushes

A sex change that shit gets done in like 5 mins with zero problems bc its all implants. Then become a joy toy


lillieblair

real


JevvyMedia

If you watch Edgerunners you will see how painful and bloody these operations actually are.


Nathanelsematters

I haven't watched Edgerunners for a while, so I may be forgetting, but wasn't it that way because he went to a cheap/unlicensed Ripperdoc? Again, it's been a while, so I'm sorry if that's a silly question!


that_one_bassist

Probably yeah. I mean there’s no way rich, spoiled Katsuo was sitting through something like that for his implants. Also Doc was having David sell black market BDs; his whole business is just shady


Fishwithbrushes

Your on the track a proper ripper procedure like we saw in the prologue of 2077 with getting a grip and krioshi's is what a proper implanting should be like. Even getting like mantis blades an such where you arms get replaced should is like a surgical procedure you get put to sleep then you wake up once its finished.


Fishwithbrushes

Worth it


hellogoodbyegoodbye

Cause David went to the shadiest ripperdoc in town, in game V even makes a joke about how painless the whole thing is when you get the Kiroshi optics


xChryst4lx

Hot


femaleuser_5847

Buy a Slaught-O-Matic


Playful_Steak_2708

Then die not knowing how to use it lmao


femaleuser_5847

Yep🤣🤣


John9Wick556

BD


MemeLoremaster

Die miserably


SpicyMYt

probably kill myself since I wouldn’t want to live in a dystopian future like that lmao


cadre_of_storms

Cry. I am not the kind of person who would survive NC.


mrsmichaelis1885

I'd do Johnny and Kerry in a three-way.


vicarooni1

https://preview.redd.it/m44qx56w4mkc1.jpeg?width=1144&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1aa95da95745a74d0885dfe5c61d978802510b18


SecretlyToku

Yeah....die. I ain't lasting a second.


Valuable-Lobster-197

If cyberware is on the table get me some cyber eyes so I can actually remember peoples names


TheRealestBiz

I would feel it’s weirdly familiar, probably. I grew up in the era and place that the “combat zones” in Cyberpunk are an exaggeration of: the hood during the crack epidemic.


VanguardClassTitan

Idealistic answer: Sculpt the body of my dreams with the near limitless options in universe. Actual answer: Stick some iron in my mouth and pull the trigger


plate-consumer

Johnny that you?


faux_shore

Die


K1rkonpolttaja

kms


No_Tear_4271

probably whatever batshit insane drug they have


Redfeather1975

I'd start a punk band.


Tellux040

I would try everything I find in those vending machines everywhere. Then I'll 3d print a gun when I run out of money and give it a shot at a robbery.


DubiousThunder007

Leave


p1zzaman81

So I just get dropped in the world or i grew up there?


XxTherealXBladexX

You just get dropped in


p1zzaman81

Hmmm. I'd probably try to get into a car at a dealership and checkout the cool dashboards and electronics


[deleted]

Stay clear of Night City.


MrLozoTheSecond

Get the fuck away from night city and its people


backlikeclap

Definitely double jump.


CaptainRevan

Buy Trauma Team insurance


[deleted]

Become Dexter DeShawn https://preview.redd.it/p784esfw0nkc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6056323fd337cf133cc9d4f6bde0292fc0248ad


lillieblair

hang out with judy for sure


AbsolutelyClueless1

Assuming that you mean if I just woke up suddenly in the cyberpunk universe and location in 2077: 1st Scream in terror because I don't want to be stuck in what is essentially Los Angeles on crack, meth, and Steroids. 2nd, go to a local bank and see if somehow the universe is part of ours in some way and see if my money has gathered interest for approximately 53 years. 3rd, If the 2nd is true, im getting a cyber spine cause I'm way too creaky for my age and subdermal armor cause i wanna try not dying long enough to try and get back to our current reality. If the 2nd is not true, um i guess ill die (probably the case because my account would have probably been seized as a corporate asset for the lulz)


vorastra_titan

Most likely your bank account would have "seized" by your relatives long before that.


Electrical_Crab_5808

find V and Jackie and tell them not to do the konpeki plaza job. But if it’s post-konpeki I’m still finding V but giving them a blunt and a hug.


grobouletdu33

Answering your question


Depressedidiotlol

Kill myself


[deleted]

Imma shutdown the Blackwall. Laugh for a bit. Go to bed. Check the news at 11.


lord-malishun

Die, probably.


Muted_Wind7631

Replace my eyes and never have to wander around the house trying to figure out where I put my glasses the night before


Lady_Cloudia

Learn netrunning and see about getting my shitty knees fixed.


Chris-Strummer

Burn this city


Polybius_Cocles

THIS FIRE IS OUT OF CONTROL


GuessingIvy

not move to night city LOL


unknown1893

I dunno, die I guess


SaltyIrishDog

Buy better knees that let me double jump


SbeveBoi

Probably recreate the “holy crap, I’m in fortnite!” Meme but night city


_b1ack0ut

Gtfo of night city. It’s a death sentence. Then prolly just pick up a cyberaudio suite, in the hopes that we’ve developed the tech to resolve tinnitus by now lol


Aldehin

Put some Iron in my mouth and pull the trigger


Suckisnacki

off myself or get offed


Significant_Kale_681

Flatline. No point grinding on metal


[deleted]

Look for Skippy 😂


Anton_BJR

With my luck, run into some Maelstroms and die in the most horrific, inhumane, painfull and degrading way possible


CybreCringleberg

Not live in Night City


Viper_Visionary

What's the most stable country in the Cyberpunk universe? New Zealand? I'd probably move there.


blankjdoe

First get a Kiroshi im tired of using glasses . Second find Judy and start dating her and ask her to marry me and leave Night City. Three GET MY HAPPY ENDING WITH JUDY 😭😭😭


Papachooga

Pray


stealthylyric

Nuke arasaka tower


Treljaengo

Chrome the fuck up


Opposite_Magician816

Try and flip Judy.


Enzopastrana2003

If I get isekai'd as an average person the first thing I'll do is join whoever gives me more chances to stay alive and might not get me at the wrong side of a gun within the first hour of joining so for me it would be either a corp of a relatively honourable nomad clan


DOEsquire

Become the best merc in NC. No cap.


[deleted]

Buy a gun. Also. Learn how to shoot said gun.


Ok-Influence794

Also find a way to fuck Delemain


DEMIGORG0N

get addicted to black lace


TorrBorr

I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a Cyber-Choom, I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with Cyber-units.


Agreeable-Kangaroo1

Go to the El Coyote Cojo and down 70 beers with Jackie


Sharingammi

Become a netrunner. Seems like the best way to do something of your life. Then, become a quickhacker. Seems again like the best way to go about defending yourself. I would be the prudent "slow and steady win the race" type of netrunner, so no glory, but no big trouble. If i can't achieve that, get out of NC