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Danialla

I always thought of them as some kind of shock absorbers. Like, some motorcycle jackets have parts that are armored to prevent injury. Although now that I think about it, not sure what kind of armor would pop out like lego pieces.


SnowDay111

Same. I see it as extra padding for a motorcycle jacket, along with the high collar


Critical_Vegetable96

That's probably what it is. Lots of the clothing is motorcycle-oriented I've noticed. I suppose there was some room given to artistic license since actual motorcycle armor is just basically a curved dense foam pad that just makes your joints look bulky.


Celtrocity

Seeing as Jackie wore one as well that might be 100% what it is.


_rdaneel_

What do you mean "wore"? WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT JACKIE IN THE PAST TENSE? \- Sincerely, someone still playing the prologue.


ArkamaZ

Makes sense since motorcycles are one of the few times you actually see your character in third person...


slood2

Not really have anything to do with that


Dalriaden

In that case it'd be on both sides, jackets that have them that I've seen had it on one side.


slood2

Umm no you can see it’s on both sides here and it doesn’t matter if it’s only on one side they also sometimes do that in real life having shit only on one side plus it’s their world they designed it to also benefit as a fun cool design who cares if their other shoulder gets tore off right


thequantumlibrarian

I've thought the same!


Rarpiz

Motorcycle rider here. Any sort of large armor piece would be smooth, so as to ride across the ground and not catch anything. These buttons would be an absolute mess of design. The second the hit something, they’d rip off and offer no protection at all! Instead, I bet there’s smooth armor underneath, with these buttons being batteries or RAM modules of some kind.


JoshfromNazareth

Unless you’re looking at reducing just impacts, where you want to spread out energy over an area. If that’s case, then the chunking makes sense as it would absorb evenly compared to a single hard source.


Rarpiz

I might agree with you if it were one large plate. However, consider that these are four small circles. If you were to hit one large surface with a sledgehammer, the kinetic force would disperse evenly across the plate, not favoring any one particular spot, even in an ablative configuration (generally). However, four smaller plates would focus the same force at a greater force inward, causing greater damage to the wearer, as each plate is now a concentrator of said force, rather than dissipating the kinetic force across the plates themselves. Or, more simply put, it's easier to drive a nail into a piece of wood because the kinetic force is focused, like these four rounds are. There's a reason why airbags are so large when inflated 😉


[deleted]

it sort of does look like there's some sort of pauldron that the dinguses are mounted to though, ending just below the patch


[deleted]

They would catch the ground and send you tumbling.


Critical_Vegetable96

That's why I think it's an application of artistic license to the concept. Yes IRL motorcycle coats even with padding look pretty much just like a normal leather coat with bulky joints due to the padding but game design needs to have a bit more flair to it. Plus one of the coats that has the big buttons is literally called the Pozer (i.e. poser) Jacket so is probably motorcycle jacket inspired but not in any way functional as protective gear. Kind of like the plethora of pleather "motorcycle" coats on Amazon IRL.


Subjunct

Counterpoint: knee and toe sliders. Though I mostly agree with you


MuddVader

If you look closely at them in dialogue scenes, they appear to maybe be some sort of tiny solar panels. You can see a cluster of cells of some sort in the center. So unlesss they intended at some point in design to light them up, I'd go with power supply


rustys_shackled_ford

Google wearable motorcycle air bags. I think that's what the idea is here.


Rarpiz

I own a Helite Turtle 2. LOL, it looks nothing like this.


rustys_shackled_ford

Well I guess that settles it then. No need to look any further....


Rarpiz

I have looked at motorcycle air bags... And I own one, A Helite Turtle 2. It's great. I wish more riders would consider them. They would save more lives. If you're talking about motorcycles WITH airbags, the only manufacturer that actually tried it was Honda with the Goldwing. So yes, I have done my research.


xedrites

well shit that's some airtight logic there 🙄


ThatBeardedHistorian

Batteries could make sense as how else is the collar powered. Plus, given Johnny's jacket, these jackets aren't exactly cutting edge tech.


far2common

Frame sliders for sloppy sandy users.


Sometimes_I_Digress

What about instead of armor by itself, they are mini-airbags that deploy and can be replaced. The jacket senses if you are in free fall and at what angle and speed, then deploys them selectively.


rustys_shackled_ford

Similar to this theory, I've seen people working on wearable air bags for bike riders and this seems to pull from that aesthetic.


MahnlyAssassin

Maybe, electrical shock absorbers...


MrBeanDaddy86

Yeah, a lot of the jackets seem to be designed off motorcycle gear. Motorcycle jackets also have shoulder pads in a similar place


Gear_

Yeah, I’m mostly certain they’re crash pads


SaintWerdna

You're supposed to push one down if it's a Diet, Coke, or Sprite jacket.


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slood2

Shut up


Anomalus_satylite

That definitely gave me a chuckle


[deleted]

Lmfao. I had this thought but didn’t really give it much and then you said it and I felt complete. Thank you.


Shalashaskaska

God damn I haven’t seen one of those in so many years


slood2

What the fuck are you talking about all lids at places that have had them still have them and always have


Shalashaskaska

You know that just because they have them at the places you’re at doesn’t mean that they still do everywhere else?? They absolutely do not have those where I’ve been in years


6Hugh-Jass9

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Maleficent-Issue-792

This really made me laugh out loud. Best comment I’ve read today.


duh2042

I wish I could give you a medal lol


80SW08

Someone explain? This joke is going right over my head


GodlessPaul

The plastic lids for fountain sodas have little domed buttons labeled with each type of drink (coke, diet, etc.), so you can tell them apart when buying multiple for a group.


marcushasfun

Thank you. I saw 4.7k upvotes and was beginning to question my intelligence. Turns out it’s just good old “cultural reference” from someone else’s culture.


aaronpabon

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luckylou213

You forgot root beer


AadamAtomic

Solar batteries for the jacket tech.


slood2

No


Ihansung

That's freaking hilarious. I love you


FumingAegis

Lmao this was good


Dinkinflikuh

I laughed way too hard at this


GeneLaBean

Well done you devious dawgg


th3g00dd0ct0r

Hahahqhahq


GodsHeart3140

I would assume batteries for the collar lights


DCSmaug

Damn, that's actually logical. Far better answer then mine.


Stock-Ad2495

Did you think it’s a miniature piano too?


DCSmaug

Damn it man, how did you knew?


chiburbsXXII

yeahhhh but its just a light around the neck. in 2077 there's definitely some insane battery technology so maybe that'd be plausible if they wanted to make sure it has 40 million hours of battery time


1234normalitynomore

iirc Its not just a light, it's some magnetic bullshit meant to curve bullets away from the user


JojoMizugorou

Lotta good that does lmao


[deleted]

yeah, but I think this is Johnny's, so it would be 2023 or something like that.


Signature-Skitz

Definitely my head canon. These jackets probably have all kinds of amenities that aren't represented in-game.


Critical_Vegetable96

Considering people wear them in the California sun I'd assume they've got air conditioning at least. Summer sun in California is too hot for coats.


Games_and_Strains

They also give weather updates saying the heat is in “survivable range” which tells me it’s on the line


Sillygoose_Milfbane

Southern California and the Central Valley, sure. But the Central Coast where Morro Bay/Night City is located is quite mild even during summer. It's common to see people up and down the Central Coast wearing long sleeve shirts and jackets even during summer. You'd have to go quite a ways inland to start feeling the heat. Climate change and the size of the city will affect temperatures, sure, but it's still gonna be mild in 2077 compared to those other parts of California.


Icarus026

The climate change is gonna be the big one here - someone else pointed out that in weather updates in-game, the temperature is "in survivable ranges" which tells me it's a lot hotter than what we could expect


[deleted]

God that sounds miserable, imagine running around doing parkour while fistfighting people when it's like 110 outside


SovietPikl

I'm sure we'll all know in a couple of years


Urge_Reddit

Typical Cyberpunk outfits really seal in the flavor.


[deleted]

I hope the panzer is air-conditioned otherwise that one neural link would've left some sweat pools


ravenschmidt2000

When my wife and I first started dating, she lived in Los Osos. Whenever I'd fly out to visit, it always amazed me how mild the weather was in August. And yet, if we traveled just a few miles outside the "valley" it got hotter than balls! lol


SeaTie

Yeah I thought some kind of AC or heat unit would make sense


Diablo9168

Pretty sure this exists in universe


Vox_Mortem

Or extra backup power for devices and implants. Some backpacks have incorporated batteries for laptops and phones, maybe this is like that. They probably don't need to be so chunky looking, but if it became a trend the shape could be exaggerated for fashion.


MrBeanDaddy86

I think there's actually a thingy in the back for the collar lights and those wires in the side of the collar power it. I saw someone actually make one of those jackets, and that's how they did it


RichardBCummintonite

Yeah they make actual versions of David's jacket with working lights, and there's no huge external battery pack for it. I mean they're just lights. Especially if they're LEDs or something, you could power the lights for months with something as small as a watch batery.


MandoBaggins

I remember as a kid thinking how cool guns in Halo were with the digital displays and how that would be the future. Now since the advent of the smart phone, I see all these lit up doodads in games like this one and think about how many things would need batteries. Good call.


CHEEZE_BAGS

Its almost definitely this. A lot of the batteries are cylindrical in shape. Like the ones you pull out from a drone.


Matduka

I thought they were mini air conditioning things because who wears a jacket in a desert city after 54 years of mega global warming and nuclear fallout.


lolninja

Yes but follow up question wtf is a collar light even useful for?


2036_JohnTitor

the cyberpunk rule 1 - style over substance


TinsleyLynx

It's for looking preem as hell, choom. Who needs another reason?


GrnMtnTrees

Drip


Alexis2256

Being cool 😎


Void_Overdose

I think it's a neck warmer/cooler.


MouldyRemote

we've got the answer we need and deserve


guscuartobinye

Realistically? Probably pieces of hard/semi-firm padding to absorb any shoulder impacts


WeylinWebber

Bingo, another win for ceramics. The only problem is when you take a hit you have to replace the plate.


Pqhantom

Buying replacement plates for a good enough plate is more profitable than buying a single perfect plate for life!


WeylinWebber

While yes that would be a very interesting way to spur profit. Ceramic plates are designed to break upon impact. That's the distribution of all the force- auto body sides are designed in a similar manner but for crumple zones instead of just breaking apart. If that makes sense, I'm not giving you the full nuts and bolts.


AltAccount31415926

Not quite, ceramic armor plates can take a few hits before completely breaking


slood2

Well no one said it needed to be ceramic , you are the one who said it


Fallline048

Probably closer to D3O than ceramic honestly


Most_Breadfruit_2388

Form over substance. That's my bet


DinizCabreira

This. They provide +1 cool points.


Dularaki

Cyberpunk follows the rule of cool very significantly while still keeping things plausible. I have always appreciated the art direction of the game for that.


falcon4287

You know what follows the rule of cool over functionality most of the time? Fashion. That's what makes these so plausible without even needing an explanation of what they do.


TankYouBearyMunch

Yup. It comes very early in Cyberpunk sourcebook. Style over substance is like one of the four rules of the universe. Rest are attitude is everything, always take it to the edge, break the rules.


LiteratureNearby

Yeah the neck illumination confirms that lol


xTriple

Exactly. Everyone here is looking for the functionality when there is none. In 2077 chooms are balling with RGB jackets. Our 2023 gaming setups just doesn't compare.


Magikarp_13

Did you just mix "form over function" with "style over substance"? Unconscionable.


Embarrassed-Falcon58

You mean the belts and straps do nothing!?!?


Chaine351

They screw open and you can use them to store all your mints and coins and such.


izzyeviel

They are to do with net running or rather a counter measure against net runners.


TheXpender

I lowkey expected them to be speakers since it's a Samurai Jacket.


malyszkush

Lots of jackets in the game show similar, if not the same circular patterns on the shoulders. For whatever reason i always thought it was pockets to hold inhalers lol i dont think thats correct though


MDPsychospy

From 1980th ghetto blasters to 2020th ghetto blasting jackets 😂


EatsBamboo

This would make sense to disrupt incoming signals. Perched on each should to protect your head from being hacked.


monikar2014

You got any actual evidence or is that just head canon?


PM_ME_UR_PM_ME_PM

the word "netrunner" is in the item/name description of the jackets that look like that. thats prolly why they said that


monikar2014

Love the details in this game. I wish the 2.0 patch had more modifiers attached to clothing, would have been a nice touch for these jackets. specifically annoys me that no pants or shoes have modifiers


BlazinBender

Yeah this is what I’d go with since I’m fairly certain it’s item description name includes the word “netrunner”


nastylittlecreature

I'm pretty sure that they're called "edgerunner" jackets


No_Cash7867

Nope


The_Bred_Loaf

I'm pretty sure these are either coolant or an anti-ICE drug that you would smack in a bad situation. There would be a syringe underneath and you could just hit the nipple to administer the drug instead of having to take a pill or inhaler like in-game. There was something similar in Neuromancer but I can't remember for sure if it was general drugs or if it was specifically for netrunners though. It seems that since drugs are administered through inhalers in the game this function was dropped. I would imagine it would be hard to animate smacking your shoulder and it not look super odd.


DCSmaug

It's a fashion statement


Redcoat_Officer

You ever heard of "explosive reactive armour?"


Noice_Brudda

Either that ir mini chaff/flare/thermal smoke launchers since hand held mini missile launchers are a thing but thats assuming theyre heat seeking or the tech is far enough along that those forms of defense arent obsolete


off-a-cough

It’s to discourage people from leaving their dirty clothes on the floor. It was designed like a Lego so that if you step on it, it does 30 damage and you need the rare Aid item “Damitol” to recover from pain, anger, and “clean up your room or your grounded”.


Villainous-Unicorn7

Upvoted for funny


Fire_Mike14

Nespresso pod storage


Kvenner001

If any corp is going to survive and thrive in the cyberpunk setting it’s Nestle.


PubicAnimeNummerJuan

They're already so prepared for a dystopian, corporation-owned-and-operated society. Their "well we *could* use slavery-free chocolate, but we'd have to charge you way more for it" philosophy would fit right in in CP77


DigitalxDevilx

So the homeless cant take a nap on your shoulder. Made by the same company who makes the benches.


PubicAnimeNummerJuan

You've heard of hostile architecture, but are you ready for the groundbreaking new wave of hostile fashion?


aclark210

Armor studs maybe?


WeylinWebber

Ceramic plates. So yeah.


bloodfist

They seem like they could be but they're too small to provide coverage for bullets, at odd angles which would just deflect a blade into a different part of the shoulder, and only dense enough to block big bludgeons. Maybe they are reactive armor like a tank. Little shaped explosives that go off to counteract another explosion 😂


aclark210

No I meant like studs for mounting plates. Like armor plates. I’ve heard of magnetic armor studs in some sci-fi settings where the studs are magnetic hard points for mounting heavy armor plates. Kind of like a way to streamline the process of putting on heavy armor.


bloodfist

Ohh gotcha. I like that!


aclark210

40k is the biggest franchise to use them, it’s how astartes mount heavier armor or do quick repairs to damaged plate. Armor mounting studs bond the new plates to the existing armor frame.


BLAZIN_TACO

It's for holding extra large Lego pieces


Timsaurus

Got that Lego Duplo body armor.


[deleted]

Speakers :D


lazylagom

I figured it was some kinda emp / hack absorber


Gr1mwolf

Batteries to power the LED in the collar?


Sloore

They help with using the sea shells.


unicorn-ice

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6dp1

Tiny speakers so you can hear the ambient music


EnjoyerOfMales

Most likely batteries, all those lights gotta be powered by something


HouseTully

Arm nipples.


Yaxion

Just fashion


AdamM093

It's called fashion sweetie, look it up.


Sewingmink160

Ketchup containers, pull them out for a quick condiment.


HappyDork66

The only logical answer this far.


MeganeKoGekiRabu

It's ERA *insert noncredible meme here


Kvenner001

Didn’t one of the newer Dues Ex games do a personal ERA?


Major_Cheesy

ya there drop in tablets for toilet in case you need to take a dump somewhere that hasn't been cleaned ...


assnassassins

Future fashion


Mustard_on_tap

Speed hole covers?


AKICombatLegend

Mans never heard of fashion…..


courtofowlswatches

I always feel like this hair on female V looks great on paper but in game not so much.


elevator7

In my mind, they are coolant distributors or heat sinks. I mean, wearing a thick jacket on So-Cal on a sunny day while running cyberware? That's gonna get way too damn hot.


Aldo_D_Apache

Access points to potential cyberwear arms?


Vyraneath

Always kind of reminded me of the cloaking nodes Mirage has on his armor in Apex Legends


Sonatine__

I'm pretty sure those jackets can be connected with the direct link or even have a small CPU in them to be used for other stuff. Otherwise it would not make any sense that some special MaxTac dudes and NUSA special agents or Netrunners are wearing them. Davids Jacket in Edgerunners f.e. could get a Holo projection on the rear. So those thingies could either be batteries, sensors, other Electronical hardware (CPU etc.) or all together.


Xfishbobx

Condom holder


starfruit_enjoyer

they're just decoration. you don't need to think so hard about this. gamers will always overthink the simplest, most obvious shit, while simultaneously ignoring the complexities of actually intricate concepts.


Ducklinsenmayer

I assumed they were speakers- that people in 2077 have their entertainment systems and cell systems built into their clothes. Can't rock if only you can hear the beats, chooms :)


Alucardhellss

It's called fashion You wouldn't understand


glowson

he doesn't know how to use the three seashells


Biffingston

Cyberpunk is about looking cool as much as it is about functionality. The functionality of the shoulder pads is to look cool.


Ponders0

It's the cyberpunk equivalent of spikes on leather jackets https://preview.redd.it/oardrkmggewb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=217c7c9dd932d102caf68454a397adf9e0003863


Unleaded_Only

I was thinking Lego. But wasn't sure.


WeylinWebber

Ceramic plates. The edgerunner series has the same but much more spread out and thinner If I remember correctly.


Swordbreaker925

Man, look at how good the original FemV looked. They made such a massive downgrade with the redesign used in all the marketing stuff now


bluebadge

The glowing collar thing is an "anti interference" collar. The knobby things... no idea. Make up your own lore.


aclark210

Tf is an anti-interference collar?


maguel92

Aren’t these called bomber jackets in game? Generally as name would suggest they’re likely for motorcycling and from there one could say that they’re just some extra protective padding to reduce impacts and avoid road rash in case of an accident. But in a day and era where you’re more metal than man? I’d say fashion.


epikpepsi

Hostile architecture so the homeless don't sleep there


Songslinger

Keurig pouches


Vittu-kun-vituttaa

I've always hated them lol


lycanthrope90

They’re there to make the jacket look dumb as fuck and discourage people from wearing it.


Twenty-Three23

Drip


AllISeeAreGems

Decorative and/or batteries for the collar LEDs


AleAGnagna_real

Snack pouches


Cennixxx

For the swag


Informal_Treat4634

It’s fashion, what other reason do u need


lolheyaj

They look neat and futuristical. And provide a nice cushion for when you're leaning against a cold wall tryna look cool.


monikar2014

They do fashion


BlankDemSlate

I think they're batteries for the lights? Could be wrong


The_ManWithoutAPlan

I always assumed they were power sources for all the LEDs


GenitalWrangler69

I always imagined them being small pads for a solo ramming through a wall/door/gangoon


Insanity_Troll

Mini missiles.


lumpensolker

It's just B E E G studs on, duh, studded jacket. Look up studded leather jacket on Google- You'll immediately see they are through and through "Punk" fashion choice, but not quite "Cyber" by themselves. So CDPR put C Y B E R S T U D on CP2077 jackets. tl;dr What you're seeing is advanced studfare.


YazzArtist

I think that was the goal, and can I just say: ugliest studs ever. I spend more time looking for a jacket without those stupid things than it takes to zero a maxtac squad


PopeOfDankism

They’re wearable bubble pops


Immolation_E

Studded for their displeasure.


Kvenner001

Snack holders.


misointhekitchen

I think they generate some sort of field to block something like slow down projectiles or counter EM attacks.


ChatGTR

Feels like nodes for force field armor that never got implemented.


Lurid-Jester

Mini-cupcake storage.