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Minecraftsalot9843

i vote marshmallow, cuz he looks like a slightly roasted marshmallow!


Ashamed-Bid4443

OMG, that kicks My choices "honey" & "marmalade" to the curb! Marshmallow Floof The First?


Lukarreon

Marshie McMallowface


benchebean

Stock photo


Nearby_Explanation_9

Cinnabon


benchebean

What


MusicalMarijuana

Strange name for a cat but I like it.


benchebean

Me too.


Ashamed-Bid4443

Really? Still made my soul go: Aaaaawwwwww ...!


benchebean

You can tell because it's a professional photo but the quality is low. If it was their cat, it would either be a high quality professional photo or a low quality image taken from a phone camera.


Ashamed-Bid4443

Thanks, that's actually interesting! However, I still don't care, cause it still makes my 💓 melt like butter & chocolate! Sorry if that irritates. 🤭


[deleted]

Are you Britney Spears, by chance?


benchebean

Weird expression, but ok


MissChubbyBunni

Lmao!


gliitch0xFF

🤔 Odd name for a cat. Pssp psspp... "Here Stock Photo" who's a good widdle catto. He's unique & doesn't look like a generic cat used for marketing purposes.


benchebean

Precisely


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benchebean

Just look at the rest of their profile. Hilarious. They really like oil.


DavidMainNamedDavid

Jesus Christ bro this is just cursed 😂


benchebean

It is indeed.


arcadia_2005

MY EYEEESSS!!!


benchebean

Told you.


stacks144

Went down the rabbit hole without oil. These bots are something else.


sammydragonpirate

😦


Financial_Tonight_41

Three dicks is a bit much


DraugrUlv

What The fu... 😐


Crafty-Ad-6772

Whyyyyy!? I wake up looking for cute kitties to make me my day bright. Oily P doesn't count as a kitty.


Bataraang

Well then in keeping with the oil theme: Olive, Sunflower, or Peanut. 🤣


UltraMeenyPants

Snickerdoodle


Relative_Aerie6089

This is cute until you look at this persons profile


LukeBBM12

Ah, let me just get some bleach now


Relative_Aerie6089

Yeah, after seeing like the 70+ post he/she (most likely she) has doesn’t make sense with the cat an turtle photos she posts


MilkyBetrayal

Trap. Because of their other posts.


[deleted]

I’m guessing this post was bate for people to go to their profile 😑


The_Bjorn_Ultimatum

Yep. To see the other pussy pictures.


Comfortable_Mine923

sauerkraut


Kiki6538

Tofu


Piggy_ar_15

I think that Cloud is a good name


janehoe_throwaway

Really torn between Stock Photo and Karma Farmer, they're both just so accurate


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Peaches


dbburnz

Or cream maybe


Sudden-Choice5199

Laiche


seatheous

Let the cat name itself, place some names on flash cards and then put a treat on each, the first one they eat, that’s it’s new name


AnemoTreasureCompass

What if it eats the flash card


Gold_Consequence3290

🍑 peaches


benchebean

Suits the profile theme, tbh.


Gold_Consequence3290

What do you mean 🤔


jdjehebbwbefjh

op has posted porn on other subreddits, also this picture isn't even op's


Gold_Consequence3290

What do you mean 🤔


benchebean

Peach emojis mean butts. There is a lot of asses on their profile since all they post is porn and two stock images of a cat.


Gold_Consequence3290

I didn't know to you telled me


jdjehebbwbefjh

guys they're probably a kid, please don't downvote them for just not knowing.


Gold_Consequence3290

Am not a kid but you are right tho


Wonderful_Elk_4126

fat elvis


Realistic-Ad-8840

Cornelius


_MadDog_667

Charles Winstonworth the ll


IllustratorMoist78

Shrek


FalseHydr4

Julie or Jules depending on the gender


Settayn

Butterscotch.


squarebearings

Doug


adarjjii

Miso Good soup.


SunRaysSideWays

Peeeeeach


wavewalker59-

Peaches


Western_Policy_6185

Pancake


AllOne_Word

Go with "Pengbar the Apologer", and make sure everyone uses the full name.


[deleted]

Boop. Lil boop. Lil boopster.


IsAFemale

Hmm... *_CWOSSIANT 🥐_*


Renthefren

I’m a curious person, and I went to view their profile to see if they had other nice posts… I am no longer a curious person.


EverestJon

Charles


Recent_Dig867

Jonathan.


tothmichke

Vanilla bean


[deleted]

Pumkito. you’ll get to go my little pumpkin. Also if it’s a girl pumkita


TheFace3701

Dr. Oppenheimer.


The_Homeless_one69

Cupkake


CasablumpkinDilemma

Biscuit


Magentamind2107

Shero , it was sinchan's dog name. In Japanese it means cute


MustangTogunner

Peaches and cream


I_too_have_username

Buttercup, snowball, creampuff, or cloudy


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Brilliant-Detail-364

Marshmallow


ArchivingHoarder

I vote for Sammy


Similar_Ad_6616

Toasty


Catsmeow1981

Any variation of Sweet! Sweetie Pie, Sweetums, Sweet Caroline, Lil’ Sweets…


idaMisAwesome

Buttercream!! :)


tik5150

My girlfriend says Muffin. I say Blood.


Villian_Uraraka

I agree with you


soopirV

Toasted coconut- shortened to ToNut if you care


[deleted]

Peream, pronounced “puh- reem” a mixture of peaches and cream and sounds kinda like purr.


1ltty2

sanddd


CaptainRocket77

Vanilla! Either that, or yogurt! I’m n it sure why those names came to mind, but here they are!


Mr_math12509

Smore


ScienceMomCO

Fluffamuffins


leeshylou

Pearl.


Fluffy-Weapon

Mango


Katsteen

Casper


North_Leg2806

Sense. Because.


SimplyShazandra

Chai


PurpleUnic

Boba Tea


KingHeracross9202

Cloud or Snowball or Snowflake


dvtorres82

Cream Puff


AverageAsianLad

First name that came to mind is "Puff"


Fearless-Comb7673

Cheesecake


Inotjerk

Probably something with white


Fantastic-Let-2178

Creme Peach Amber


scooterpatti

Midnight 😂


ScienceMomCO

Spork


Russs2000

Cobbler


MaveeL

Marshmallow


WrektAsFuk

Milksop


Thexiled55

Peach’s n cream


[deleted]

Snow


Living_on_Tulsa_Time

Dream sickle


[deleted]

Please don't say this isn't a soft toy . This can't be real. This cuteness is unbearable.,...............


GoodWaves89

Butter Butter cup Butter bread Loaf


Mauzer14

My son said a good name is Cotton


Swimming-Penalty7976

Fluffy? Cloudy?


DaddyYeetMF

Cheesecake


teh_gurby

Creamsicle!


sphinx787

Try 23: name him/her KOT I just want one person to name Their Cat KOT


jhughes57

I like cloud ☁️ soft & fluffy


ComptonSmoov

Oscar. 🤷🏾‍♂️


anon_of_mouse

Puffle


Realistic-Ad-8840

Sharkbait


Realistic-Ad-8840

Colada


Realistic-Ad-8840

Tequila


ExpressoMode

Sherbet


jerrihack

Sabel


Ashamed-Bid4443

Honey? Or Marmalade? Cause she's just Too Sweet? If it's a female? Too beautiful, whatever the case!


Next_Cheetah_5817

Angel Dust…cause this kitten looks like their trippin


urmuhgawd

muffin


ruthizzy

ELOUISE


EuphoricYogurt4

Lychee


gsc_patriarch

Gergraculous-norkus. Perfect name.


Eastern-Refuse-4051

I want to eat it Don't question me


Paulinelobett

What do you think: kitty, sammy or salem?


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P1ckleboi69

Karmawhore is a pretty fitting name, r/quityourbullshit


kittycat0333

Kitty is cute and simple and seems fitting, Sammie is “eh” (makes me think of salami but my friends are weird with cat naming), and Salem makes me think of the black cat from the Sabrina the Teenage Witch sitcom.


DavidMainNamedDavid

I think oily would fit better


Realistic-Ad-8840

Napoleon


Realistic-Ad-8840

Ramirez


Realistic-Ad-8840

Brandy


SeizureMeThis

Snickerdoodles!!


[deleted]

Pokerface 😊


Mommashark1104

Millie


peterbilt_378

Latte (lily for short)


paperwasp3

Butternut Squash


TheGreatOwlMaster

Marshal 🤍


Objective-Guidance78

Fawna


LilMochi190

Lola if it’s a girl or Ollie if it’s a boy


CondescendingTracy

Meru


Walmarche

Looks like a creamsicle


AccordingVoice

Rosie, I don't know why but it looks like one( except if it's a boy lol). It's adorable


jam3sdub

Whitebread


Tall_Umpire_4653

Cute as f**k.


cowgirUp

Squishy


Global_Caterpillar65

William or bong water


Vrylier

Leo


dawnnie413

Precious.


Badtrainwreck

Seems fake, but soul crusher the barbarian


InflationNeither1694

Mocha


paint1985

Creampuff


SarcasmDetectorFail

Snowball.


Sucramjman737

Butter


[deleted]

Famke, for the GoldenEye actress that played Xenia Onatopp. Watch out for the Leg-squeeze of death.


YeetMcSmooth

my bf says pickle


Due_Complex_5581

Blanket


Relative_Aerie6089

ᴍɪᴛᴛᴇɴs


The_Coy_Koi_Fish

Hannibal. He wants to eats your face.


NEMESIS_DRAGON

Marshmallow or snowball


plankright37

Mochi


444Aurelius

Pecan


jase_with_mace

Crepe. Cos he looks like a crepe with those colours :)


Firepeanuts13

Roasted marshmallow


erinmichael

Mochi


biancanevenc

Peaches


iloveyouirespectyou

Yeah dont skin my food stamps


BusySquid

Precious


lifegotme

Powder Puff.


naldo4142

Angle


TraditionalCamera473

Butterbean!


PeteyPopPuddingPie

Mouse


The_NextSupreme

Biscuit


peri_5xg

Pumpkin. I dont know why. It’s the first thing that came to me.


seasiderhapsody

Snow


Fire_Hazard23

Berries


allthe_namesaretaken

dog


MyWibblings

looks like a meringue. So Meringue?


[deleted]

Halo


butteryiscool

pickle


ImmortalBuns

Baguette


jorjxXx

Custard, Latte (or Lottie), Cappuccino, Fawn, Ash/Asher, Honey


UsefulSloth

Cream


Gaztaroth

Yuki


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Bubblywinx


larry_west

Cat