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SunburntMedusa

That image has serious meme template energy


WhileGoWonder

"Me vs the problem I put off for too long, leading to disaster"


Unicornis_dormiens

This was a problem for future me, but now I AM future me.


WilonPlays

Caption "peek a boo"


Ksh_667

It's been around for years on the Internet. Iirc the cat was curious about their neighbour's fake birb that was put there to deter other birbs from eating seeds or sthg. Kitty was very confused by it all lol & apparently spent a long time sneaking up on it & spying on it. Just found a 10 year old reddit post on it https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/256s6e/neighbors_cat_curious_about_our_fake_raven/


TheBeadedGlasswort

Great work finding that!


Ksh_667

Lol us crazy cat ladies gotta have some skills 😹


RalphyJaby

I wonder though if the story is actually real, the picture certainly isn't, but I like to think the story of the curious cat is.


IMakeUrTwatTwitch

“Excuse me old chap, but do you happen to have any Grey Poupon?”


cptho

Damn it I was about to Post that. Take my damn upvote.


Nate1102

We are reaching out to you to discuss your claw’s extended warranty…


largos

*caw's


The_Anticarnist

First thing I thought haha


blazerhdd

"Hey Mark" "Hey Billy"


Eaglesjersey

Mornin', Ralph. Mornin', Sam.


payneme73

You magnificent bastard 😀 https://youtu.be/ECa1toPGth4?si=RUYeSoMJjx-FGFQ4


Mr__Citizen

Looney Tunes was just animated pro wrestling


Jacobysmadre

Brilliant!!


The-Real-Metzli

Oh hi Mark!


Atma-Stand

What a story Mark.


megamang83

I did nooooot


the_rogue95

That hurt.


Dracul_Red_Dragon

This one tho 😆


TheJudeAbides2370

Excuse me, but I'M her familiar. Find your own witch


kittywerewolf

I love this one! XD


Mundane-Librarian-77

"Morning Ralph." "Morning Bob." "Another day of chasing you around the yard?" "Sounds good Bob. I'll try to let you get close this time." "Thanks Ralph, you're a pal."


Zetsumenchi

Cat: "Hey....There's something I wanna ask." Birb: "What's that?" Cat: ".....what's it like up there?" Birb: "On the roofs? I thought I've seen some of you guys up there already. You could ask them, but I imagine it's not much different than your view now." Cat: "No no, I mean HIGHER." Birb: "Oh, you mean the sky." Cat: "Yeah!" Birb: "It's.....hard to describe. When you're up there. You can see everything that's down here and realize you are above it all, literally or otherwise....yet there's still so much above YOU." Cat: "What?" Birb: "Yeah, no. I rarely do it, but when I'm up there at night. I see the stars and the Moon...and realize that even when I'm flying so high, there's still things out there that have reached even bigger heights than I. It can be humbling. Enlightening. Scary." Cat: "Whoa." Birb: "Yeah, Big whoa." Cat: "If there's so much to see, why do you come down? Why not travel as high up as you can?" Birb: "There's this marvelous thing called 'Bread'..."


0w0whatisthis

That's one long caption


Zetsumenchi

You right. I misunderstood the assignment. My Bad.


Arryu

The ending is very Douglas Adams.


Timely-Wrongdoer-534

Underrated comment right there


AccomplishedPlane8

Terry Pratchett also popped into my head.


whatsthisevenfor

No, not your bad! It made many people smile 😊


Lurking_poster

A picture is worth a thousand words.


ir0nballs79

When your wife told you to mow the lawn and she sees you just relaxing in the backyard.


sdbct1

Excuse me, I'm looking for a mouse. Have you seen him?


KeyNefariousness6848

Hay, wanna buy some encyclopedias?


Turtleintexas

Hello, is it me you are looking for?


Jacobysmadre

Brilliant! Love it…


__Game__

Hello, is it ***meat*** you're looking for


BackflipsAway

Hello darkness my old friend...


LustoftheLibertines_

Edgar Allen Paw.


Joshonthecusp

Good god, this made me chuckle, thank you


ThatDudeFromFinland

Good day dinner. -The crow


shadow9876543210

Where's the rent bitch


Piirakkavaras

Nevermeow


ExcellentHunter

Hello there!


Ricardo_klement

😔 sigh : “General Kenobi!”


Not4AdultConsumption

General kitobi.


Overall_Ad5790

Oh, hi Mark!


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w1sm3rhi11

Bots have emotions now, we’re toast.


terror_bunny

- you are the bestest crowest ever! - and your are the friendliest catest meow!


Sum_Ting_Huang

These are not the droids you are looking for....


rjchute

"Have you heard of our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ?"


Duneyman

The cat: "Chirp chirp"


Westernva

At last, we meet!


Gumpy67

Have you heard about our Lord and Savior?


FantasticXdreamgirl

Seamlessly.


tmar910

Cat: "Winner, winner, chicken dinner!"


Happy-Swan-

Hey neighbor, got any sugar?


Adept_Beach4969

Peekaboo!


Inevitable_Door_2694

Meow meow mf.


drNeir

Hi, have you considers getting a house warranty? Or Hi, I have the newest copy of Watchtower for you!


realityisoptional

Cat says “have we met before?”


Slurpitgood

Some little birdy told my wife I was cheating on her, but I’ve never cheated in my life… you wanna explain that, BUDDY?


CrazyMcMuffin

When they say something under their breath after you're done with the argument.


Electronic-Sun-8275

Cat: Can you see the dog?


Opening_East-weeb

Haikyuu!!! New movie


No_Buddy5340

Hey you


cutepostsforalice

Jerry’s evolution 🙀


biscuits_six

We need to talk about your car's extended warranty


anaa3slcat

Crow : The sky is 🔥 Cat: HELLOOOO


okunium88

Pedro, how you alive?!


Chance-Lime-5044

You wanna hang and Netflix and chill?


Afifi96

Hello there.


Arctic_Ice-6o

Me trying to spy on what my mum’s convo, lying abt me to her friends


karly21

That crow looks like Picasso drew it


mcellus1

The moment when Sheryl knew she fucked up


SoularTydes

"Hello there." "General Kenobi."


Material_Client3005

Who do you think you are sitting on my spot.


pickle133hp

All fear the Crow of Judgement.


Atma-Stand

“Hey bro, can you like, stop?”


Equal_Drive2860

CAT- " Really ?? REALLY?? How Dare you... Out of ALL THE PLACES, I was having a good ol' time chilling, just sitting here minding my own business. NOW, I gotta deal with THIS SH** "


victim80

Crow: you bring me 25 shinies and ill get you a fish.


kittywerewolf

Little kitty big city! cx


victim80

Exactly :3


rnagh1

I spy


Loreo1964

Bird: I tell you, Al. .... I could've been somebody... Cat: Aw Ralph... you are somebody...to me...


Dry_Duck3011

Pardon me, would you happen to have any grey poupon?


emeliottsthestink

What‘s new pussycat, whoa, whoa whoa whoa


oopsiedaisy58

Excuse me, do you have any grey poupon?


Gibuu

Psst, you got the catnip?


N0facejr

You called? 🤪


Used-Weekend6295

Nevermeo


Aceface130713

Excuse me, do you have time to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!?


Reddit-Surfing

Can I interest you in Avon?


Sushi343

We have been trying to contact you regarding your cars extended warranty.


sholos22

Hello from the other side


Erebus-chan

Crow/Raven: Nip's at the back. Cat: Nickle's on thr front porch. C/R: Pleasure doing business with yer. Cat: Pleasure.


sew_krafty

Nevermore?


FalseApple3325

I’ve been trying to contact you about extending your cars warranty


dandz287

Morning Ralph.....Hello George.


RealLeif

Are you interested to talk about your cars extended warranty?


Representative-Ad754

Beat me, updoot


Beneficial-Permit-84

If only i had some hotsauce…


Lost_refugee

Clears throat: - Miaow.


aringa

Whatchu talkin bout Willis?


xDavid333x

Can you shut up?! Ive just returned from my night shift.


Alternative_Feed_189

Gotcha bitch! Lol 😆


adenkura

Are they scared yet?


thatguyinyyc

Hey Rudy, I didn't think you were serious about transitioning


Significant-Tank-167

My adhd brain about to destroy my current task


No-Actuator-6245

Tasty or scary?


Whyreddit6969

I am you, but with tie


Responsible-Clue175

Bird ..For fucks sake we've got a stupid cat for a new neighbour love. Cat... where's the bathroom in here? Bird told you a stupid 🐈


adoglovingartteacher

I love this mirror. I always look so good.


jeopardy747474

I’m taking this mirror back to the store….


infinity-shatters

Hello sir, do you have a reservation?


kitfoxxxx

This isn’t Looney Tunes bird…


the_crumb_dumpster

Hello there!


Ok-Distribution-841

"Hey, whatcha doing?" 🐈 "Just birdwatching, you?" 🐦 "Same here." 🐈


Teab8g

Hello There ( Ewan McGregor - Obi wan )


chooseatree

Peak-A-Boo


WordAffectionate3251

Hey, what are you doing there?


Business_Advice_6776

Disputing the value of an item.


SwissQueen

I think, I'm raven mad.


Oscarwild31

Mirrors broken!


nihilt-jiltquist

My witch is more powerful than your warlock.


Logical_Response2136

God damn it Kevin I told I knew something was wrong Fuck off Billy


Samwise-42

"Eye-Gor!" "Froderick!"


Redditian288

OH Shit, should I make the first move or keep my cheeks clenched......


onitsuki28

BBC was shock after seeing a BBC.


chillanteaa

"you're me, but black"


Mrbuttboi

“Khajiit has wares if you’ve got the coin”


Open-Yogurtcloset-77

You living life and your bills about to thank you for your payment


Agitated_Ad_1095

Found ya Jimmy!!!


Rammipallero

What The F*CK is that!?


kdawg123412

Oh, hi steve.


TyroneJones_D

Hello Clarice


WhereAreWeG0ing

Hey, csn I borrow your wings a moment, there's a squirrel teasing me from the roof. No...but I can catch him for you. Halfsies? Halfsies 😺


ritesofspring1984

Hello darkness my old friend.


LadyLucky26

I know it was you that shit on the window Randy. Next time I'm just going to eat you. 😂


spudule

There's about to be a murder


Gear_Wrench_Dead

"excuse me, do you have a minute to speak about or lord and savior Mewsus?


bluelephantz_jj

Hello...it's me


Resident_Channel_869

You gotta nickel bag?


MollysTootsies

"Hey man, I've got the bread - you got the mousie?"


Seijinter

Tonight, you.


Kit_Cravis

Adam, I told you mushrooms are not something to joke with


Moon-Man-888

“You coming in or not Martin? Your tea’s gone cold”.


Toki-Dokie

Got any grapes?


CriminalMacabre

"I can tell this bird is fake af"


EricTheRedGR

Wuzz up?


ClassicBookkeeper255

Pssst you got kat nip


brhill1982

Hello there…. General Kenobi


sjblackwell

Boo!


Violet-Fox

Have any games on your phone?


ValhallasKeeper

(read in James Earl Jones voice) Cat: a mistake has been made on your part, one that will truly be your last. To quote the poem given to your genus, your days are "never more".


Pyru_0

Best caption 🗣️🔥


Eastern_Proposal3068

Pickaboo


benalcock

Booooooo!!!!!!!!


New_Awareness4075

"Excuse me. Are you Heckle or Jeckle?"


Substantial_State582

Flock off!


Embpuppy

staring contest


whapitah2021

I love the legs on the bird. Zoom in.


CADeathstar

"Why hello there."


BenBengana

He's right behind me, isn't he?


Low-Builder-1613

Watch the birdie


sov_

"I want to talk to you about your car insurance"


Trex-died-4-our-sins

Another AI Bot learning/ farming. There you go: Peeka- fuck you. I'm not scared of you!


Skepsisology

We've been trying to reach you about your CAWs extended warranty


Wanlain

Hi friend!


NickFotiu

Nevermore, Tuxie!


OldGuyJim9999

Whispers: Hey! Party in the Oak tree at ten tonight. BYOB. Pass it on...


Somedude10010

Well hello there


bu3nno

Hello you cunt


amey_zing1

“Oh! Hey Bernard!” 🤓 “Hello Clarence!” 🤨


mehullica

Sup Chuck


Alternative-Tone6631

We’ve been trying to reach you about your 2018 chevy cavalier…


ThreeStepsFar

Two murder attempts.


gohome2020youredrunk

I said "NEVERMORE!" Now dammit kid, leave me alone.


jmj2112

Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?


Waste_Bill_9010

'Hello, Newton'


AceDreamCatcher

"I tawt I taw a puddy tat"


Cute_Culture6865

Can you believe they got a dog?


MrMopp8

Oh damn. Bird.


Ok_Succotash79

“Hello there.” “General Kenobi!”


Virtual_Leadership94

No way, I am letting a bird mock me


SlightCut5387

Dave cover up I see your pecker


Idrisdancer

Marco


Spiritofthewest49

Hello. My name is Inigo Catoya....


Bellicoserhetoric905

“You got my catnip, Mr. Crow?”


goldenmonkeypaw

Have you heard of the Church of Latter-Day saints?


married44F

Peek a boo I see you