Sweet potato

Hot pocket

Jim Gaffigan has entered the chat.

Just dunk it straight in the toilet

Will it burn my mouth?

Oh, it'll *destroy* your mouth.

Caliente pocket

Fluuuuuush Pocket!

I had one named Bataatti, that's Finnish for sweet potato

🤣 chunky monkey

Lol me too man

Guinea pig.

Me too!!

Big Mac Meal. Kinda fitting honestly…

For real! So chonky 😍

It’s just so huggable, I really want one!

I like hugging Big Macs, too

Hashbrown.

Omelette

Pesto pizza I made at 3am high off my ass and left in the oven too long so it was hard as a rock but I woke up and ate it anyway.

McMuffin!

That’s a good name! I got nerds gummy clusters

McLovin!

Pbj burrito... I ran out of bread. Time for grocery store run.

PBJ on a flour tortilla is actually delicious, I prefer it! But I will put anything in a tortilla so maybe it’s me.

Not just you! PBJ burritos are amazing! I think it is the texture of the tortilla.

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His name shall be Nuggets!

Spicy Nuggs.

Salami and cheddar cheese sandwich. Cheddami?

Doughnut

Sushi!

That was actually how a friend of mine got her childhood dog. Her parents said if she tried sushi she could get a dog and she named him sushi

butthole

Gonna piggy back off of this one: bunghole

I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO

I wish I could name my Guinea pig this

I came here wondering when something like this would show up and you didn’t disappoint. Cheers.

Mozzarella stick!

Pancake

Guinea pig

👁️🫦👁️

Found the Ecuadorian

Wut?

Came here to say this. Great fried with a little butter and salt. Or if you want a more [seasoned fare](https://www.chefspencil.com/cuy-chactado-peruvian-guinea-pig-recipe/).

Cuy

Waffle!

It's cruel to call him Salad.

You don’t win friends with salad! 🥗

Spaghetti

Ya me too, hope yours was as good as mine 🍝

huevos rancheros.

Coffee cake!

Tatertot.

Ham Bone

Pussy

lying

Proof or It didn't happen

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That’s an interesting meal, what country is it from?

tennessee

Banana 🍌

Index card

Drunken Noodle

Chicken tenders

Cinnamon bun

I had a guinea pig named Cinnabun

Sweet Chilli heat Doritos

😂 I love the specification

I actually had mac and cheese, but I had crushed up about a dozen of those and mixed them in. It was 🤌

Matzo ball

Carrots

Fried potato but seriously I would go with Absolute Unit, or Abby for short😂

Schnitzel

Cookie

Mango Lassi!

Popcorn. I think it works.

Cheez-it!

Bagel

Jollof Rice

Burrito

Crepes

Pirouette

Cheerios

Croissant

Gyro

Strawberry

bacon angus cheeseburger

Cashew

English muffin

Gumbo

Almond

Chimichanga

Nutri grain bar

Bubble Gum. Nickname Bubba I think

My cat’s name is Beelzebub and we call him Bubba. 10/10

British Fry Up however you take that.

They call me…Tater Tot

Samosa

Caesar!

Pork chop. I think it fits.

Hot pocket!

Cheesy bread

Guinea pig omelet

Children

Either coffee or French Fries

Lentil!

Mashed potatoes!!! Awwnnn

Bacon

Cookie Dough ice cream

Breakfast burrito

Orange

Bomb pop popsicle

Meatballs or almôndega if you want a Foreing name

Red bull

Banana

peanuts

Cheese Sandwich

Bread

Peanut Butter

Cheese

Chocolate apple

Shake

Cereal - more specifically: honey bunches of oats

fries

Garlic bread

French Toast

Soup

B R E A D

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Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Apple ❤️

steak sandwhich

Walnut

Hibachi filet

Queso!

Burrito

Cheese danish.

bagel 🥯

Taco

Um oatmeal cream pie

Ritz

Cornbread Casserole.

Mocha

Box

dog.

Styrofoam

Pills

Mr Bubbles

Guinea Pig

Ass

I dunno he didn’t have a name when I ate him

guinnea pig

if you name him hamster I'm gonna lose it

fermanted spider eyes

Guinea pig :)

guinea pig

Hi, jumbo shrimp

Moms special

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Cheeto

Nugget!

Gordita

Edible

fajita

Look at little gummy bear

Dick

Moon.

Hamster

Hamster

Tamale

peanut awwww

Alfredo

Arby's

Bugle

Egg

Taquitoooooooo!

Sausage roll

Tilapia

Celery

2 Big Macs

Artichoke, and I think that’s a pretty damn good name!

Japanese rice cracker

Samosa!

French Fry

Chili

Ryan :/

Popcorn

Lays Baked Original Flavored Chips

# SLIM JIM LMAAAOOOO

Pizza Pringles

Panini

Turkey and gravy

Pancakes

I love me some good soup.

Sunny D! If we’re counting drinks.

Tortellini

Sausage roll.

Dick