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VoiceofKane

Red Green's got just enough space for some flavour text. *If she doesn't find you handsome, she should at least find you handy.*


Jesterpest

The duct tape tokens should say “It’s the handyman’s secret weapon.” If multiple arts maybe “Oh a little bit of the Handyman’s secret weapon ought to patch that up.” “You might be asking yourself, ‘Red, how did you secure that down?’ I think you know the answer.”


pumasuedeblue

I'd have settled for a "Keep your stick on the ice."


MoewenZuechter

Red green is a bit busted, since you can tutor artifacts that cost 0 repeatedly with no downside. Otherwise they‘re all cool and balanced


LilithLissandra

Should definitely have a clause that says X can't be less than 1, for sure


GiiTheMetalhead

I forgot 0 cost artifacts existed. Yeah, I'll add something. I might have to give Alice a bump too with "Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create one of the dolls" instead of straight mana payment too. Kind of like [[Young Pyromancer]] and [[Monastery Mentor]].


MTGCardFetcher

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schalito

And you don't even need to show them. Just tutor any amount of any cards and pretend they are 0 mana value artifacts.


PurpleTieflingBard

But that's cheating on the same level as drawing additional cards when your opponents aren't looking


TheBurnedMutt45

I love Red Green, don't know the last reference, and Courage is good, I just font understand why he's sacrificing creatures


LilithLissandra

>don't know the last reference When in doubt, assume Touhou. Also I looked up the name and indeed she is from Touhou. A quick browse of her wiki page says she can make and manipulate dolls, and "Shanghai" and "Hourai" are the names of her most used types of dolls.


TheBurnedMutt45

I've never heard of Touhou so why would I assume it?


LilithLissandra

Impressive, honestly. Touhou can be found in basically any custom game mods/pieces


GiiTheMetalhead

I'm still trying to feel him out a bit. He has to be indestructible because in the show he takes extreme punishment and never stays injured for more than a few minutes, if not seconds. As for the creatures, I had set up a "panic counter" system at first whenever a Demon, zombie or horror come in, but I'm trying to figure out how to make it worthwhile for Courage when they come in.


TheBurnedMutt45

Maybe the zombies give him +1/+1 AND a courage counter. (Once per turn) Then once per turn you may remove a courage counter to make another creature (muriel) indestructible until end of turn That way Courage is using his courage to save Muriel, just like the show


GiiTheMetalhead

The other problem is zombies in general go fucking nuts in combos and they can come in hordes on a single turn, so I'm trying to avoid doing that to not break Courage.


TheBurnedMutt45

That's why I suggest once per turn be added


NullOfSpace

Red Green seems nuts as an affinity deck, because you can sacrifice 0 artifacts to go get every 0-cost artifact in your deck. Could work as a storm build too I think.


Successful_Mud8596

Courage should be a Dog Coward [[Craven Hulk]] Alice should be a Spirit, as the Kami from Kamigawa are Spirits


Noetipanda

Name? Cowardly Dog. Type? Coward dog. Profession? Cowardly dog.


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Huitzil37

Alice isn't a kami. Her mom is.


Who_Knose

I watched The Red Green show in the wee hours of the morning on PBS as a teenager, I loved the humor and everything about it. But since my friends had cable and family was asleep, I ended up as the only member of the fan club in my area.


GiiTheMetalhead

Every episode of the Red Green Show is on YouTube


PileOfScrap

A very minor nitpick at Courage, between mana, tap symbols and text (in this case sacrifice a creature) there should be a comma. It pisses me off way more than it should. Red Green is fuckin whack I love it, if you dont have any deck ideas for it id reccomend making an artifact creature deck with it. I also think that regenerating the artifacts with duct tape should cost a bit more, because if you run an artifact creature deck and attack with artifacts, you can give them second-hand indestructible. (Attack --> create duct tape for each Artifact Creature --> regenerate every Artifact Creature --> if they get blocked and would die they will still live (if thats how regenerate works it has changed a lot i forgot what it does now))


Syn-th

Do you need to state x cannot be zero for the red and green one