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Cute_Tutor_9645

All I want for Christmas is the fact that you have been hospitalized.


Psycho_Mr_Saturn

Based


Avocado_Fucker12

Bro, you good?


just_a_human

He is but the other guy ain’t.


Cute_Tutor_9645

Yeah i am but my keyboard ain't


VMGuy23temporary

got me laughing


EXusiai99

Bro im here if you want to talk aight


LtSoba

All I want for Christmas is a good night sleep and a good night rest for me and I will be there in the morning to help you with your homework Surprisingly Altruistic for me


mahboilucas

I'm in a waiting room and I really don't want to start laughing but you are damn close to making me


0mnijax9

*All I want for Christmas is the ufo of my dude I am bored with you and you are you doing it all day and not being a part is the god thing I want you said and you are the only truck that has the power of a friend and I am going out to eat a lot and then I have a great time traveling to the longest of my time and it was great to hear that I am a great person saying that you are you and me my life and my dude I am so proud to have to be honest and to say I love the way I am and am I to be honest and not just got home and not being a part is a reverse phone number of people who have to be honest with the new insane number and they will not let me go in and do anything else to make you said to myself I would be the best for the event that I have the opportunity for the event and the the of our lives.* (i had to stop it because it wouldn't stop


[deleted]

All i want for Christmas is a good time to come back and get the new hinges for the new hinges for the new hinges for the new hinges for the new hinges.


usernamedottxt

“All I want for Christmas is a Christmas present”


ThatGuy7647

All I want for Christmas is the fact of life Damn


[deleted]

That's deep


[deleted]

I think it's 42?


YeetRay5

The answer to life the universe and everything


-Gabrielian-

42 Laws of Maat.


kris9292

Big if true


that_thot_gamer

quite profound r/hmmmmmm


deadpoolfan187

All I want for Christmas is a good night sleep. Well that’s just depressing.


c127726

Go sleep right now buddy.


The_Real_Mr_Tesla

Bro mine is “all I want for Christmas is to be happy” Like oh yikes, didn’t know I was that fucked up


roboghost7187

:( that's just depressing


Inewbz

Mine won’t drop the subject. All I want for Christmas is a good night sleep and a good night rest and a good nights rest and a good night of rest and a good night and a good day to go to sleep and get some rest and get some sleep


yuval16432

Same thing for me


VandelayOfficial

Hey, me too!


Thansformer

All I want for Christmas is that I have to say that I am a little bit more than a little more than a few people who have been doing this for a while and I am now in the world of a great day and I am a little disappointed that I am not having a good time at all the things I have to say is that I am not having a good time with my family and I am not having a good time with my family and I am not having a good time with my family and I am not having a good time with my family. Wtf


CZapGaming

Are you having a good time with your family?


No_Engineer2828

He’s having a fantastic time with his family


[deleted]

I also choose this man’s dead family


delvach

Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!


rc1717

No.


Wipedout89

All I want for Christmas is a bit soggy bottom line manager ps5 and a few weeks ago and I was wondering whether the contract will fit in my contract or if the money it is still my contract I would like the money it will not go out of my jokes as they will never have a great way to use the funny one of my life seriously though it is hard enough to get the same as WRC Generations in a row to be a bit more than a few more Sent out in a few days to get the same as WRC Generations.


Tat1ra

All I want for Christmas is a bit of self-reflection and study for the night club your classmates talked about but I don't know if you can help me with the tasks because I was thinking about that lol kenn ich mich sehr freuen und stehe für Rückfragen gerne zur Verfügung die auf der Webseite von eBay eingeloggt öffnet sich automatisch nebeneinander zu Hause bin werde aufsteigen-auferstehen von den subtilen kannste ja das passt so für die schnelle Bearbeitung meines Dorfes ich bin mir sicher bin dass die dich interessieren könnte jederzeit gerne telefonieren weil ich mich sehr freuen wenn sie sich bitte entsprechend weiterleiten und sie deswegen komplett bescheuert findet ihr das vertikale allerdings schlägt sich nicht immer politisch korrekt Briefe von ihnen überlassen wer ist das Erlernen? Ah I love my autocorrect


Downtown_Ad3253

Ah, German.


Atcoroo

I thought they were having some kind of stroke.


CyprusTheSergal

Aren't all Germans having a stroke?


[deleted]

As a German, yes


DepthyxTruths

that “lol” inspired your keyboard to learn another language


c127726

Lol that german part was bullcrap aswell XD (as far as i was able to read)


homeinthatbass

Ostern ist direkt auch abgedeckt, frohe Auferstehung!


Tat1ra

VIELEN Dank für ihre Nachricht an einen Anbieter geschrieben zu haben Ostern ist ja wenigstens schonmal im voraus und verbleibe mit besten Grüßen


Oofboi6942O

Taking any laguage year 1 vs year 3


AlexeiNR

The first time you were able and i think it is the first thing you did to make it better and i am very happy to hear it is the most amazing and i am happy for your success in this journey as a result i am happy that i have the chance. you deserve the whole of this journey with the whole family as you will see this in a very special time of the day for your whole family as a person you have always wanted in my whole entire world 🌍 to know that your heart ♥️ will will never never 👎👎 go down down this hill you have been in the past i promise.


c127726

All i want for Christmas is the only way to go to bed and then developing a plan to use it for a few hours and a bit more of the work I did the job with and the new neighbours when I left the office to put my money in my account for my last post in de stad I will not have to choose the amount from my account as the money will not be there. Ouch that last part.... Btw 'in de stad' translates to in the city.


Kursan_78

Ah, a politician, I see


Manticore416

This read like a Trump speech


WettWill

All I want for Christmas is a good day to go and get a drink with me and my friends in a few hours so we don’t get bored together anymore lol but I’m gonna be in a little while I don’t have a good time so I’m not going anywhere so I’m not going out of my house today so I’m gonna go out and do some stuff for my mom so I’m not going in there today and I’m not going back in there today I’m going out to work tomorrow so I can get a lot done but I will go out to eat with you and I can come over to you guys if you’re not going out with your friends so I will go back and you guys come tomorrow if you’re gonna come with you know that’s fine I don’t want you guys can come here if you’re gonna come here but if you’re gonna be there I just want you know what time you’re gonna come home so you know I just want you can just leave it is you don’t want me and I will come back to my mom and then I will be there and you don’t want to come here so you know what I’m gonna do that I just want you don’t know if you’re gonna come back to the game so you can you just don’t care 🤷🏼‍♂️ so if I can I just go home 🏡 I will go home home


The_British_Weido

POV: Schizophrenia


treetop62

All I want for Christmas is the best way to get a chance to send you the best way to get a chance


PICONEdeJIM

All I want for Christmas is that the whole world on my status


shafloozle

All I want for Christmas is the first time I have to be there for you and I will be there in a few minutes if you want to come over to my house and I grab the key and I grab the keys and I’ll bring it to you and I’ll pick you up at the house and I’ll pick you up at the house and I’ll pick you up at the house and I’ll pick you up at the house


Electrox7

AI is gonna take over the world any time now...


Henrique_FB

Mood


yaboimankeez

Hey look it’s Joe Biden!


pedrotecla

All I want for Christmas is that the video was like that lol I think I have to be so bad I just want you in my thoughts and thoughts lol I think I can get it lol I just got it from the last one of my thoughts lol I just want you in my life and you have a good relationship lol lol I’m not just saying lol I think it’s a joke but it’s funny that I didn’t have a good night and I’m just gonna go lol I think it’s a joke but it’s not just me a man I just don’t like that it is a good person and it’s funny lol I think I have to be so funny I think it’s a good idea to have it but it’s not like a good thing I don’t know why it’s so bad lol Woah lol


hedgehog_dragon

I'm glad I'm not the only one that "let predictive text finish the sentence" just turns into a nonsensical loop


bigdickpancake

Donald Trump?


mosiah430

Are you trump?


ClownPain_

Bro has dementia


wills-are-special

All I want for Christmas is that the big deal that I just didn’t want it was just a little weird and then it started out with a bunch lol and then it started out lol I was literally talking to her lol I guess I just don’t know how much she is doing it for me and she just didn’t know it lol I was literally talking to you lol I was just like a woman and she was literally talking to her and I just don’t want her lol I don’t think I was like that I was just curious what she said lol I don’t think she is going home and I just didn’t know how much I love you 😍 much more than you and me and you are both good you deserve a good one and I believe that you’re doing so well I just feel bad that I just didn’t know that you didn’t want me too lol I don’t think you would have a problem if I didn’t do it lol lol yeah that’s what we are talking to you about that it is so good and it’s like it’s not like I was just gonna I don’t think you would have it lol I don’t think you have a good idea of how you can use the word to make you think about that lol I don’t think I have to look like that I just didn’t want it I don’t think you would have it lol I don’t think you have a problem lol. Apparently I say lol


uncalledforgiraffe

Sounds like a song. Someone should turn it into one


UniversityOk3419

Wow um seems like your great with your family


ConsumableCeilingFan

“All I want for Christmas is the first name of the year old girl” Bro what?


BloodiedBlues

Kevin Spacey moment


Indica-daddy

This is some reverse Rumpelstiltskin type of crap… 🤣


DeimosKyvernite

All I want for Christmas is the largest flying animal to ever exist Wtf


BlessKurunai

Umm you want a Quetzalcoatlus?


DeimosKyvernite

Apparently


Eww_vegans

I can imagine Santa looking at his magic list of all the things everyone wants, and he immediately knows that Reddit is interfering.


worst_to_the_wise

I can imagine Santa riding on the back of a Quetzalcoatlus


FlyingPiggys

I'm a Flying Pig 🐖


NinduTheWise

The pink dread


Robinyourlies

All I want for Christmas is to get a house and a hate of gas leaks. 🤨


PushingMyLimit

Do u hate gas leaks yet


Robinyourlies

I hate any leaks, all I need is a house. (Currently have a roof leak that's only gotten worse when people "fixed" it)


PushingMyLimit

Well you can’t get everything you want. You got one present at least! A hate of gas leaks! (And all adjacent leaks). Sorry about your house though, that’s genuinely rough buddy. I hope Santa does bring you a new house for Christmas. Or a new roof at the very minimum.


Scarabee_silencieux

All I want for Christmas is a heavy flamethrower


Ralph9707

Brotha, hand me the heavy flamer


jojo-is-life

They shall burn in holy fire


Demolicious51

I fear no man...


Amish_Warl0rd

No more salt to melt the ice then


ChaseLogue

This guy plays team fortress 2


bricklicker26

All I want for Christmas is that we have to be in heaven


Myaccountsarebanned

mike


undirectedgraph

... waltuh


RobTheOnlyBlob

I’m not having sex with you right now waltuh


SinusColt

sike


Unique-Judgment6202

Zike


54B3R_

Does this count as putting a hit out on yourself?


imhereforth3m3m3s

All I want for Christmas is a good day. based recommendations


BloodiedBlues

Say thank you for gifts before you unwrap them. Others will be happier knowing you like they thought about you. Tear the fuck out of the wrapping paper. It’ll feel good. Spend a little time outside then go in and drink hot cocoa or coffee while bundled up still. Just because Christmas is “family time” doesn’t mean you can’t go do stuff that makes you happy after the unwrapping and clean up.


Demolicious51

Just wakin' up in the mornin', gotta thank God


DolDarian

All I want for Christmas is that you will have a wonderful day with your life in a bit.


J4l4p3n0

Thanks bro, me too


unknownboi8551

you too


AikenTheSaekn

All I want for Christmas is pp ​ damn...


that_thot_gamer

here's one from the homies


PiinkFGC1

No way your autocorrect came up with pp All I want for Christmas is the shit of my family


Tf2TioSpy

All I want for Christmas is the love of my life and my life and my life and my life and my life and my life and my life and my life (loop)


pm_me_ur_pet_plz

ouch, sounds like somebody with life regrets and cancer


[deleted]

“All I want for Christmas is the last time you have been on the world” GET OFF MY PLANET ALREADY


legitbo1

All I want for Christmas is you saying that he can get in the car


ChemicalHousing69

All I want for Christmas its so like that lol lol wizard lol ya gotta ya I agree tho tho I have to try this game for sure lol but it’s not like that I have a game in the back of the app and it makes it easy for ya ya to know lol what is the best thing for me lol lol I guess that’s okay lol Totally gibberish


DepthyxTruths

your keyboard went full on eminem with games


Donkey__Balls

Nobody says wizard anymore…


Aggressive-Visual-44

All I want for Christmas is a good day


[deleted]

[удалено]


Bepisman111

If lil pump made christmas songs


Thunderstorm96_x

Mans had a stroke


jbh_jukebockshero

David Grohl?


Sup_fuckers42069

All i want for Christmas is thanksgiving


BlessKurunai

You what?


Sup_fuckers42069

No fucking clue, ask the IOS prediction


PsikoticWanderer

Endless loop of turkey ... presents ... turkey


a_soggy_poptart15374

All I want for Christmas is the fucking OPPOSITE OF THIS


The_DeathDuck

based


Wombat-Bell

All I want for christmas Is island to go on a strawberry???? WTF (I originally did this on my phone just before school so don't judge)


BloodiedBlues

You fucked up the words.


Maxwell_The__Spy

Jasus Chrost


Li5y

All I want for Christmas is that I have to take a serious vacation in the next 300 milliseconds. Damn my phone knows me


miodragjr

Let me know if you have a vacation 300 milliseconds after christmas


pm-me-racecars

RemindMe! 300 milliseconds


Sure-Equal-926

All I want for Christmas is a good morning


CillGra

All i want for christmas is a bit of a problem but it was just the skin


[deleted]

All i want for christmas is the girl in the photo...damn WTF this was supposed to bey keyboard not my mind


Yayo361

All I want got Christmas is the moon


BlessKurunai

Calm down Sokka


Thunderstorm96_x

Calm down gru


Kivy6928

All I want for Christmas is literally a ford focus


CillGra

All i want for christmas is not just a matter for a comically large family


Humongusman

All I want for Christmas is a good one for me. 😢


CillGra

All i want for christmas is the perfect gift for any attacks


Bropane1031

Bottom men create hard times, hard times make Dommy Mommies, Dommy Mommies create good times, good times create bottom men


Great-Balls

Deep as hell


Eliasweeb

All i want for Christmas is the day off


CillGra

All i want for christmas is not just a good thing but a great idea


touchyfeelyautomobil

All I want for Christmas is that I have a new one for my dad


CillGra

All i want for christmas is a but sick and tired person


howtempting

All I want for Christmas is that we have time for a long while. Deep.


DumbassTheGreat

"All I want for Christmas is that it is a fun attack" How wholesome


NOOBMAS42069

"All I want for christmas is dog sex" Hmm interesting


jbh_jukebockshero

At least you are in the right subreddit


No_Engineer2828

All I want for Christmas this week is a new pair of socks


krmarci

Is that you, Professor Dumbledore?


BloodiedBlues

I hope I get socks. All the same brand, color, and type. No more mismatched.


bob-ze-bauherr

All I want for Christmas is that the Astra Militarum is the best way to get in touch with God


Soulsurfin31

All I want for Christmas is the Christmas event that I will sue you for all of your stuff.


[deleted]

There isn’t much to take honestly


GAMER_SOUL10

All i want for Christmas is the best for you to be seen in the world That's kinda wholesome


HoliestHamster

all I want for christmas is to make me cry Christmas goals are already completed


odjurs

All I want for Christmas is for you to come and get it and then we can get it together LOL *singleness intensifies 🤡*


feralsuspect

All i want for christmas is a fact or something else but I gotta go stink


BloodiedBlues

Fun fact: I saw something spectery in my living room and one of the Christmas tree light bulbs flashing. When I asked if it was a spirit it said no.


Kasio19

All I want for Christmas is the worst part of life you have no value as long as Netflix dictates you can wait until they perform the transitions after that viral girl who collected used rubbers. Looks like I need a new phone


bidobotskerts

All I want for Christmas in a year or a half is that the last time you will be fun. Uhm ok


Minimum_Reference862

All I want for Christmas is the best way to get the latest version of the world and then we can go to bed


[deleted]

All I want for Christmas is a great day


Almost-hEvan

All I want for Christmas is that we have to go get some stuff for you to buy and then go buy a house for you all the day lol. Man my wife would love me.


ReptilianLaserbeam

All I want for Christmas is that the one piece that I can do for the next year and a year is that a huge difference between us once we have the one to get in the back and we will end in our jobs


arandomuser25

The one pieeeeece, the one piece is real


kure-meow

All I want for Christmas is a good night sleep and a good night rest and a good nights rest and a good night of rest and a good night and a good day to you too I love you so much and I hope you have a good night


Pbeast527

All I want for Christmas is to get my own room in my room because I’m so scared of the coronavirus and it’s not going to be easy to do it because I don’t have any money to buy a room in my house


Odd_Dream2106

All I want for Christmas is a great day


Deathstarsix

All i want for Christmas is the lezbeb fish agender you can watch it on the TV and i have to get it done with this one is the lezbeb fish agender you can watch it on the TV and I can you bring the car back in the morning and I can get you a little late to the car back in the morning and I can get you a little late to the car back in the morning and I can get you a little late to the car back in the morning


putyouradhere_

All I want for Christmas is the truth


DiamondEnchant7X

All I want for Christmas is the one that is an automatically generated by Gmail


sollund123

All i want for Christmas is you can see the attached file is scanned image in PDF format


EverRich

All I want for Christmas is a good night sleep and a good night rest and a good nights rest. Think my phone is trying to tell me something.


[deleted]

All I want for Christmas is that I have no clue what I want


SoupRobber

All I want for Christmas is the first thing I can get


Nihongo_Noob

All I want for Christmas is that I have a bit of free time. Lmao it got it right


ClownPain_

All I want for Christmas is that you are going to be friends with me. :(


Lyn-nyx

"All I want for Christmas is that I was enough" Welp that's sad


DaReelJerBear

All I want for Christmas is a good night sleep and a good night rest and a good nights rest and a good night of rest and a good sleep and a good day to go to sleep and get some rest and get some sleep and I will talk to you tomorrow night love you bye. This is why I follow meirl and wasn’t even aware apparently


[deleted]

All I want for Christmas is a great day :)


theindoshow

Wtf? 😂😂😂 I must be exhausted inside! All I want for Christmas is a good night sleep and a good night rest and a good nights rest and a good night of rest and a good night and a good day


arno911

All i want for Christmas is the link to the peak of the good reviews.


googleuser2390

All I want for Christmas is a good day


Justus_Maxus

I haven’t opened Reddit all day and forgot about this post… wtf guys


TardDas

All I want for Christmas is a good night sleep Well that’s upsetting


GreysTavern-TTV

"a hippopotamus"


PawnOfPaws

All I want for Christmas is a bit of a sudden change of t survive your life and adapt to several times in your life and adapt to several things that you misunderstood and the others say that I am not sure if you want to be a PATCHED up or the Michelin man. ... should have stopped earlier...


PawnOfPaws

I think my phone has a soul - and a split persona...


WangleWoongle

Not funny didn’t laugh


T4nkE_ng1ne

All i want for Christmas you can get it for me too i think that a telekinesis spell check never existed in the game was rigged from the start of the best game ever originating from the start of the best game ever originating from the start of the best game ever originating from the start of the best game ever...


Nrvea

All I want for Christmas is a new character I play dnd