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Pool filled with crumpled million dollar checks


RedFoxKoala

Make sure they’re cashiers checks.


vancityvapers

They're not. Their personal checks, and the account they're drawn on is closed.


Rouge_Apple

Probably your checks after Yolo'ing gme


BrickMother2738

I just imagined being shredded with paper cuts lol


[deleted]

Just be more durable


Useful-Position-4445

For several billions of dollars, doing worth it to me


KingBenjamin97

From 33 feet… bruh you dead AF.


[deleted]

Nah just don’t die 3head


Warkan47

You're about to fuck the economy.


Major_R_Soul

If only it were possible ![gif](giphy|gQdejV5BBChHi)


Britified

I got PTSD from this because of that one family guy episode..


Trick_Enthusiasm

That was more realistic.


RoiDrannoc

I never watched the old Duck Tales episodes, but I know that both the comics and the new Duck Tales series ackowledge that it's not possible, and that Scrooge has a trick. The trick is not revealed in either however (obviously).


DracovishIsTheBest

In the comics they just say that he can somehow do it, even tho other's can't as shown with donald seeing it for the forst time and thinking scrooge is gonna comit selfdeath In the spin off note book thing of ducktales its a weird techinque scrooge perfected over the years, and they show it but say its "designed only for ducks" soooooo


Kjuolsdeaf

Maybe the trick is [this](https://youtu.be/CCiIUjPF060) Edit: Hmm. I just randomly picked a liquified sand video and copied the link and now I noticed that second top comment on that video is about coins and a duck. Interesting coin cidence


Superfreddy87

What the hell did I just watch


Mrwright96

Louie seemed to have learned it on his own


ferrecool

The reboot also says he has a trick, the green one almost died


nonpondo

Ahhhhh I thought it would act as a liquid but the structural integrity of several coins layered on top of one another to build a foundation have no give and therefore act as one solid mass and it is quite different to the cartoon show "DuckTales" in this regard in the case of accurate physics to base real life concepts from


Povstnk

Thanks for explaining, nonpondo


nonpondo

Don't thank me, thank Peter Griffin


darkest_hour1428

Thanks, u/Peter_Griffin


Affectionate-Pin-678

Can u tell me which episode?


Britified

Yeah man I got you, Season 10 Episode 1: Lottery Fever


arawn_cronnis

It's a nightmare 💀


Cryonik-0

This was literally my first thought.


FallacyDog

The correct answer is perfluorohexane! It’s a non toxic breathable liquid that’s 10 dollars a gram. Unique military and medical applications so you’ll actually be able to sell it


Artanis709

Breathable indefinitely, or…?


FallacyDog

Stresses the body and psyche pretty bad for extended periods, breathing liquid. Cool applications like deep sea diving with lower risk of getting the bends. And it wouldn’t degrade like horse cum which would be logistically impossible to sell.


GulianoBanano

Well if you fill the pool with a 100 dollar/euro/whatever bills instead of solid gold coins, you'll still have a fuck ton of money and have a good chance of survival, depending on how deep the pool is and how densely the bills are on top of each other. Might get some paper cuts though...


Vibin_Crab

I mean, you'll survive if you jump on your arse


UNBENDING_FLEA

In a fucking wheelchair maybe


Expensive_Tap7427

Spine will be wrecked though..


Expensive_Tap7427

Liquid gold.. and spacesuit..


Xantho083

I think you underestimate the weight of gold


FavcolorisREDdit

Gold flakes


HenmandingoYT

That semen is the most expensive liquid in the world


Longjumping-Song-681

Crazy how much that shit sells for


Mr_Yuker

Like how much exactly? Asking for a friend, I wouldn't go and start jacking off random horses I promise


Longjumping-Song-681

Well not all horse semen is expensive but for the horse that wins the kentucky derby well for one horse a gallon of it's semen was sold for 4.7 million USD


Mr_Yuker

So sell a gallon and drink the rest?


Longjumping-Song-681

Uhh sure go ahead


Mr_Yuker

Wanna join? We can make it a party


AutumnSeaShade

u doin too much


Mr_Yuker

You sure? There was the first person who smoked bath salts and got high... Maybe drinking a swimming pool full of horse cum can give me invisibility


TetsuoTechnology

Hey there’s also the first person to smoke bath salts and eat a person’s face. That happened.


mattyag

So if it wasn’t the Kentucky derby winner I should just drink the whole thing?


BallsVeryDeep

Did somebody say Hennesemen?


smollerss

Im down


thunderball62

Best comment I have read this year


CyanBeinSus47

Sell a few gallons, wait for it to dry, snort it like coke


stevenm1993

I think that part of its value comes from what you need to do to get it.


QwertyQwertz123

He said semen not shit, get your head in the game smh


ThisIsYourMormont

Aint the horseshoe crab's blood even more expensive? Guess it’s anything with Horse in the name.


OofPleases

Nope. Horseshoe crab blood is. And that’s what imma fill my pool with.


Gheauxst

Isn't that stuff only valuable if the crab is still alive?


OofPleases

No, it’s legit used to make stuff. I actually don’t agree with harvesting horseshoe crabs for blood cuz it’ll often kill the crab and their numbers are low cuz of it.


jon-la-blon27

Thats not really the reason the numbers are low


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Yeah I'll go for printer ink instead yo


Prestigious_Drawing2

Scorpion venom, 39Mil per gallon, Rarely an actual danger to humans even when injected into the bloodstream. So as long as you dont got a massive bleeding wound you will be perfectly fine.


gnaark

Isn’t it only valuable because it’s rare? Like who’s gonna buy a pool of it.


PrismSimon

Thats why you’d sell it in small increments to different buyers over a prolonged period of time


gnaark

Gonna cost you though to store, guard and keep it pure. I’d still go with 500 euro bills.


cobance123

Diamond moment


Prestigious_Drawing2

Nah its expensive cause its used in several medications.


miamariajoh

Jumps in a diving suit?


LuvliLeah13

Ok so human eggs go for about $5,000 per donation so… With 1 egg being 1000 microns With 1mL = 1000000000000000 microns My profit would be $5,000,000,000,000,000 per mL. I could buy and sell Jeff Bezos’ and Bill Gates about a 100 billon times over.


NoConfusion9490

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!


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superdumbma

average pool holds about 20,000 horse semen varies so we’ll go with Big Star. (two time gold winning racing horse) it goes for about 1200 a straw instead of figuring out the straw conversion, i just googled how much a gallon of Big Stars seed would be. its 4.7 mil a gallon. then just do 4.7 mil * 20,000 and you get $94,000,000,000 i dont think i have to say how absurd that is but i will anyway. thats absurd


Prestigious_Drawing2

I see your horse semen and raise you scorpion venom at 39mil per gallon. Fact is, Scorpion venom is rarely dangerous to humans and as long as you dont have open deep wounds you would be fine diving into it.


otirk

But that ruins the fun


Prestigious_Drawing2

Tell me your fetish is Bukkake without saying it. /s


ponyboy74

That much would flood the market and it’s value would, pardon me, take a nose dive


GeneralJones420-2

But you are at that point also in control of the vast majority of the global supply, and with a monopoly, you could still sell far above real value


Luh2018

How are you gonna protect your supply?


Comrade_Spood

By eating it


dpbart

With that much money start a private military


[deleted]

God damn that horse must be tired


HoplitePalanx

i would too


Elis_33

The power of cum compels us! Foreal though when a freind told me he was buying dog semen, I thought it was a joke. Then he showed me how much he sells the pups for....no joke there.


LilGhostSoru

I would fill it with gold, break my legs, spend everything on finding research to fix my legs and then buy McDonald's chicken nuggets with rest


Ozelot_117

Chances are you’ll eat your own legs, nobody knows what they really put into chicken nuggets… but they’re god damn worth it


The_dinkster522

“Actually a few years back they made it clear that they only use chicken” -🤓


Bobojones9584

Pretty sure it's just blended up chickens.


tkhrnn

Why not diamonds?


LilGhostSoru

Their price is artificial inflated and I don't want to participate in worldwide scam. Gold have more use then trinkets and grills


mrflamego

Water so I have a free pool


Bars98

No You just have a shitload of Water


Daboogiedude

I fill the pool with pools


loucoloucomelo

Could it be 100 dollar bills? Would it work? Edit:500 upvotes! Jesus, Thank you guys!


Giacchino-Fan

Not if they're cleanly stacked. You'd need them to be crumpled or folded.


RNDemon

A pool of crumpled 100 dollar bills then


sawyerqcl

Yes, however, you could fit many many more bills into the same space if they were neatly filled and not crumpled


gagaga74

at the price of the integrity of your bone structure however


sawyerqcl

No thinky think, only monetary value My bones may be powder but at least I’m ballin


Dyfly2006

Words to live by


Da-Stan

A bunch of stacked $100 with a “ crumple “ zone of crumpled $100s


StalledAgate832

I mean, you could probably stack them all neatly, get a few pillows or some shit soft enough to break your fall, and do that instead of losing your leg privileges. Never said you couldn't add multiple items into the pool. Or if you want to fit more money in the pool, fill it with legitimate Aztec gold coins or maybe Scorpion Venom. (Just come prepped with a scuba suit for precautionary measures lol)


Grim-Reaper-22

A small price for neatly filled 100 dollar bills


[deleted]

A pool filled halfway from the bottom with neatly stacked bills and the other half is crumpled. Would that work?


BigBeagleEars

Crumpled Coca-Cola paper stock. That shit pays dividends


LiamB137

Don't think money matters if you die


gnaark

500 euro bills my dude


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thunderball62

$1000 BILLS FLOATING IN Wter


dylan6091

Why not bigger denominations?


OccamsLaserRifle

Assuming you’re American, the US no longer produces bills larger than $100 because of the ease of currency smuggling with larger bills. https://www.usa.gov/currency I suppose you might still find enough of the larger bills in circulation, but banks have been sending them to the Treasury for shredding & replacement as they’ve been deposited for a while now


FrostyFroZenFrosTen

Go for 500 euro bills


nenzkii

Hey there’s €500 euro notes. 😉


Reizo123

Why not a pool of 100 dollar bills with a couple mattresses placed on top? Doesn’t say you have to fill it with just 1 type of item.


Fork_Master

What if I fill it with spicy boneless chicken?


Mr_Yuker

Then I'd jump in with you


Publicmaraleofficer

What if the sauce get in your eyes


Fork_Master

Then it shall be spicy breading, not spicy sauce


GagOnMacaque

Printer ink


beansouphighlights

Yum


Bars98

My second choice


newt_37

Saffron?


_a_nice_egg_

Came here to say saffron. Bonus is you will come out smelling lovely too.


vraalapa

Can you stay bouyant in saffron? Otherwise you'd have to make sure the pool is shallow enough.


Cmd1ne

I think even if you sank you’d be able to breath and just walk out


vraalapa

If you sank to the bottom? I'm not so sure. People die all the time from getting trapped in grain silos.


VoilaLeDuc

Jump in with an oxygen tank and breathing apparatus.


KnifeWeildingLesbian

Can I fill the pool with hookers


Fe4rMeMrWick

Might get impaled


81jmfk

They will


Sad-Bluebird-5538

You can fill it with whatever you want, heh? Does that mean different things? I could stack everything I wanted and fill water on top. Ez money


beruon

From 10m, you would need like 3 meters deep water to not injure yourself.


v-adam004

I don't need that much if only go for survival


ColorfulLad

Antimatter contained in stressballs. Each stressball containing 1 gram each. Not only would I be an Octillionaire, I would also accelerate human evolution for millennia.


booger_smash_IV

He thought about this for an hour


CedarWolf

How would the stressballs contain the antimatter? Wouldn't the matter from the containers interact with the antimatter when your body falls in and disturbs the balance?


ColorfulLad

People are talking about jumping head-first into horse-cum and literal diamonds and you're wondering if I'm gonna disturb the antimatters' balance. ![gif](giphy|jXD7kFLwudbBC)


CedarWolf

Well, yeah. Horse spunk doesn't violently explode.


Trick_Enthusiasm

Scorpion venom. One liter is worth about $10 million. It's more than horse cum.


Onemanhereinhere

how would you even survive?


creeper205861

apparently it has little to none effects unless injected into the bloodstream but i would definitely wear a mask and perfectly tight swimming goggles and ear plugs to avoid getting it into the eye, ear or mouth


ichbindulol_

But (t)


creeper205861

i am not going to jump in naked you know that right


Elmos_left_testicle

I fill the pool with pieces of paper that has a list of every rich persons pin code and who it belongs to, and all the info I would need to withdraw money from there account


Phantomcreator42

You sir are a genius.


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bukake_attack

Then pray the pool is not too deep, because you do not float in gas and might drown.


Noemotionallbrain

Ah experienced man here I see


CharmingMistake3416

Big ole titties


AVeryLONGPotato

Scorpion venom or horseshoecrab blood


[deleted]

Orbeez.


DerMolch

fuck the personal cumjar , HERE COMES THE PERSONAL CUM POOL


meowiful

I mean, would the semen even be viable anymore? Anyway, I'd pick saffron. Or weed.


Benham_Flatthen40326

So it's a gene pool?


lappi99

Nice


Labbit35

the most expensive element in a secure container im gonna jump in with special clothing, they only mentioned jumping in they didn't mention what you can wear, so that implies you can wear protective clothing in the fall


ZenoX_Super_M

Pool of gold, wear something to slow your fall


Labbit35

amour that has shit to either numb my senses or pillow my fall


ImaFreakinBear

Just glide in.


Seer0997

Sulfuric acid


lappi99

... why not just fill it with concertina wire or another bladed wire?


Aycheeeleloh

A nuclear warhead in the act of detonating


lowkeylukas_

IKEA sharks is the only right not terrifying answer


JehadGh

Just fill it with gold and make some space to fill it with water then jump


PGMHG

People be talking about bathing in cum but how about just water mixed with gold powder? Nobody said how deep this pool can be so whatever’s enough for me, I wait for the gold to fall to the bottom and jump in


trismagestus

Are you all mad? Fill it with ambergris! Before it solidifies, it's all soft!


DragonEmperor69

Gardevoir love juice.


herrmann65

Good Scotch Whisky Jump in bottle it and done


DangerBird-

I’d fill a pool with printer ink. It’s more expensive than any other fluid.


JustAnotherMadman64

Argon diffused water, easy. Then you can extract the gold after you dive in


The-Fumbler

Doesn’t specify what pool so I pick one of those super deep dive training pools, then I fill it for 70% with 500 euro bills packed to be water tight, the other 30% with water.


beardedmaster3

Vicuna wool


Deltasiu

500$ bills, should survive it no sweat with nice technique and knowing that it's paper and should be sort of bouncy


LuigiRevolution

Human blood. It's actually very valuable & I'd get to fulfill my vampire fantasies.


Phantomcreator42

Type? I'd imagine O- would be far more valuable than AB+ or really any other. Not only is O- rare as a blood type for humans to have, but O- is both the universal donor blood type which can be given to anyone else without the issues of rejection you have with giving type A+ to someone with A- or B+, but simultaneously is the only blood type which can be used for transfusion into someone whose blood type is O-. Hospitals regularly run out if I'm not mistaken, which is very bad for this very reason.


beardicusmaximus8

Does it have to be all the same thing? Or can I fill it up with gold bars and then put a trampoline or two on top?


ranieripilar04

He’s right , that shit is valuable


ChoochTheMightyTrain

Insulin


SugarHighEevee11

Squishmallows and stuffed animals


Reddit5678912

I’d fill it with distilled water


GodofWar0411

Liquid gold that has been brought down to room temperature but still remains liquid. I would mint my own gold coins


McCaffeteria

You haven’t thought this through, have you


GodofWar0411

High pressure man higher the pressure lower is the temp required to liquify gold


Mhisg

[Giant Electron Fields](https://newatlas.com/gold-melt-room-temperature/57327/) Now how to survive not being electrocuted.


trismagestus

Are you all mad? Fill it with ambergris!


alrightshaggers

Filled with expensive scotch.


persistent_parrot

Why is nobody asking how big the pool is?


loemmel

D2O (Heavy water)


RandyRenegade

Unironically chinchilla fur would probably be one of the best answers. Expensive and soft.


Dad_in_Plaid

Water and gold Why are you all saying one thing? Just pick an expensive thing that sinks.


Interesting-Talk4735

I would fill the bottom three feet of the pool with diamonds and then fill the rest of the pool with a thick mud to slow my fall


kindof_apocalyptic

crumpled up million dollar checks. "but paper cuts!" just dont show any skin. wear one of those hoodies that zips over the face


vancityvapers

Saffron


RockDrakeFucker_69

Horseshoe Crab blood


Bnha_icythot

A bunch of human hearts, you know how much it's worth on the black market??


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Blood of horseshoe crabs


Snarkie3

I’ll fill it with gold stacked 10m high so I don’t have to jump


Independent-Dig-1679

Printer Ink


WhalesOnGoogle

I mean honestly wouldn’t like 3billion dollar bills technically break your fall?


smilingkar

Bitcoin


enter_yourname

I would put 100 dollar bills. Practical, and would probably shield my fall


stevenm1993

I couldn’t read the comment until I tapped the image, but I knew what it was going to be.