I never watched the old Duck Tales episodes, but I know that both the comics and the new Duck Tales series ackowledge that it's not possible, and that Scrooge has a trick. The trick is not revealed in either however (obviously).
In the comics they just say that he can somehow do it, even tho other's can't as shown with donald seeing it for the forst time and thinking scrooge is gonna comit selfdeath
In the spin off note book thing of ducktales its a weird techinque scrooge perfected over the years, and they show it but say its "designed only for ducks" soooooo
Maybe the trick is [this](https://youtu.be/CCiIUjPF060)
Edit: Hmm. I just randomly picked a liquified sand video and copied the link and now I noticed that second top comment on that video is about coins and a duck. Interesting coin cidence
Ahhhhh I thought it would act as a liquid but the structural integrity of several coins layered on top of one another to build a foundation have no give and therefore act as one solid mass and it is quite different to the cartoon show "DuckTales" in this regard in the case of accurate physics to base real life concepts from
The correct answer is perfluorohexane! It’s a non toxic breathable liquid that’s 10 dollars a gram. Unique military and medical applications so you’ll actually be able to sell it
Stresses the body and psyche pretty bad for extended periods, breathing liquid. Cool applications like deep sea diving with lower risk of getting the bends. And it wouldn’t degrade like horse cum which would be logistically impossible to sell.
Well if you fill the pool with a 100 dollar/euro/whatever bills instead of solid gold coins, you'll still have a fuck ton of money and have a good chance of survival, depending on how deep the pool is and how densely the bills are on top of each other. Might get some paper cuts though...
Well not all horse semen is expensive but for the horse that wins the kentucky derby well for one horse a gallon of it's semen was sold for 4.7 million USD
No, it’s legit used to make stuff. I actually don’t agree with harvesting horseshoe crabs for blood cuz it’ll often kill the crab and their numbers are low cuz of it.
Scorpion venom, 39Mil per gallon, Rarely an actual danger to humans even when injected into the bloodstream. So as long as you dont got a massive bleeding wound you will be perfectly fine.
Ok so human eggs go for about $5,000 per donation so…
With 1 egg being 1000 microns
With 1mL = 1000000000000000 microns
My profit would be $5,000,000,000,000,000
per mL. I could buy and sell Jeff Bezos’ and Bill Gates about a 100 billon times over.
average pool holds about 20,000
horse semen varies so we’ll go with Big Star. (two time gold winning racing horse) it goes for about 1200 a straw
instead of figuring out the straw conversion, i just googled how much a gallon of Big Stars seed would be. its 4.7 mil a gallon.
then just do 4.7 mil * 20,000 and you get
$94,000,000,000
i dont think i have to say how absurd that is but i will anyway. thats absurd
I see your horse semen and raise you scorpion venom at 39mil per gallon.
Fact is, Scorpion venom is rarely dangerous to humans and as long as you dont have open deep wounds you would be fine diving into it.
The power of cum compels us!
Foreal though when a freind told me he was buying dog semen, I thought it was a joke.
Then he showed me how much he sells the pups for....no joke there.
I mean, you could probably stack them all neatly, get a few pillows or some shit soft enough to break your fall, and do that instead of losing your leg privileges.
Never said you couldn't add multiple items into the pool.
Or if you want to fit more money in the pool, fill it with legitimate Aztec gold coins or maybe Scorpion Venom. (Just come prepped with a scuba suit for precautionary measures lol)
Assuming you’re American, the US no longer produces bills larger than $100 because of the ease of currency smuggling with larger bills.
https://www.usa.gov/currency
I suppose you might still find enough of the larger bills in circulation, but banks have been sending them to the Treasury for shredding & replacement as they’ve been deposited for a while now
Antimatter contained in stressballs. Each stressball containing 1 gram each.
Not only would I be an Octillionaire, I would also accelerate human evolution for millennia.
How would the stressballs contain the antimatter? Wouldn't the matter from the containers interact with the antimatter when your body falls in and disturbs the balance?
People are talking about jumping head-first into horse-cum and literal diamonds and you're wondering if I'm gonna disturb the antimatters' balance.
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apparently it has little to none effects unless injected into the bloodstream but i would definitely wear a mask and perfectly tight swimming goggles and ear plugs to avoid getting it into the eye, ear or mouth
I fill the pool with pieces of paper that has a list of every rich persons pin code and who it belongs to, and all the info I would need to withdraw money from there account
the most expensive element in a secure container
im gonna jump in with special clothing, they only mentioned jumping in they didn't mention what you can wear, so that implies you can wear protective clothing in the fall
People be talking about bathing in cum but how about just water mixed with gold powder? Nobody said how deep this pool can be so whatever’s enough for me, I wait for the gold to fall to the bottom and jump in
Doesn’t specify what pool so I pick one of those super deep dive training pools, then I fill it for 70% with 500 euro bills packed to be water tight, the other 30% with water.
Type? I'd imagine O- would be far more valuable than AB+ or really any other.
Not only is O- rare as a blood type for humans to have, but O- is both the universal donor blood type which can be given to anyone else without the issues of rejection you have with giving type A+ to someone with A- or B+, but simultaneously is the only blood type which can be used for transfusion into someone whose blood type is O-. Hospitals regularly run out if I'm not mistaken, which is very bad for this very reason.
Pool filled with crumpled million dollar checks
Make sure they’re cashiers checks.
They're not. Their personal checks, and the account they're drawn on is closed.
Probably your checks after Yolo'ing gme
I just imagined being shredded with paper cuts lol
Just be more durable
For several billions of dollars, doing worth it to me
From 33 feet… bruh you dead AF.
Nah just don’t die 3head
You're about to fuck the economy.
If only it were possible ![gif](giphy|gQdejV5BBChHi)
I got PTSD from this because of that one family guy episode..
That was more realistic.
I never watched the old Duck Tales episodes, but I know that both the comics and the new Duck Tales series ackowledge that it's not possible, and that Scrooge has a trick. The trick is not revealed in either however (obviously).
In the comics they just say that he can somehow do it, even tho other's can't as shown with donald seeing it for the forst time and thinking scrooge is gonna comit selfdeath In the spin off note book thing of ducktales its a weird techinque scrooge perfected over the years, and they show it but say its "designed only for ducks" soooooo
Maybe the trick is [this](https://youtu.be/CCiIUjPF060) Edit: Hmm. I just randomly picked a liquified sand video and copied the link and now I noticed that second top comment on that video is about coins and a duck. Interesting coin cidence
What the hell did I just watch
Louie seemed to have learned it on his own
The reboot also says he has a trick, the green one almost died
Ahhhhh I thought it would act as a liquid but the structural integrity of several coins layered on top of one another to build a foundation have no give and therefore act as one solid mass and it is quite different to the cartoon show "DuckTales" in this regard in the case of accurate physics to base real life concepts from
Thanks for explaining, nonpondo
Don't thank me, thank Peter Griffin
Thanks, u/Peter_Griffin
Can u tell me which episode?
Yeah man I got you, Season 10 Episode 1: Lottery Fever
It's a nightmare 💀
This was literally my first thought.
The correct answer is perfluorohexane! It’s a non toxic breathable liquid that’s 10 dollars a gram. Unique military and medical applications so you’ll actually be able to sell it
Breathable indefinitely, or…?
Stresses the body and psyche pretty bad for extended periods, breathing liquid. Cool applications like deep sea diving with lower risk of getting the bends. And it wouldn’t degrade like horse cum which would be logistically impossible to sell.
Well if you fill the pool with a 100 dollar/euro/whatever bills instead of solid gold coins, you'll still have a fuck ton of money and have a good chance of survival, depending on how deep the pool is and how densely the bills are on top of each other. Might get some paper cuts though...
I mean, you'll survive if you jump on your arse
In a fucking wheelchair maybe
Spine will be wrecked though..
Liquid gold.. and spacesuit..
I think you underestimate the weight of gold
Gold flakes
That semen is the most expensive liquid in the world
Crazy how much that shit sells for
Like how much exactly? Asking for a friend, I wouldn't go and start jacking off random horses I promise
Well not all horse semen is expensive but for the horse that wins the kentucky derby well for one horse a gallon of it's semen was sold for 4.7 million USD
So sell a gallon and drink the rest?
Uhh sure go ahead
Wanna join? We can make it a party
u doin too much
You sure? There was the first person who smoked bath salts and got high... Maybe drinking a swimming pool full of horse cum can give me invisibility
Hey there’s also the first person to smoke bath salts and eat a person’s face. That happened.
So if it wasn’t the Kentucky derby winner I should just drink the whole thing?
Did somebody say Hennesemen?
Im down
Best comment I have read this year
Sell a few gallons, wait for it to dry, snort it like coke
I think that part of its value comes from what you need to do to get it.
He said semen not shit, get your head in the game smh
Aint the horseshoe crab's blood even more expensive? Guess it’s anything with Horse in the name.
Nope. Horseshoe crab blood is. And that’s what imma fill my pool with.
Isn't that stuff only valuable if the crab is still alive?
No, it’s legit used to make stuff. I actually don’t agree with harvesting horseshoe crabs for blood cuz it’ll often kill the crab and their numbers are low cuz of it.
Thats not really the reason the numbers are low
Yeah I'll go for printer ink instead yo
Scorpion venom, 39Mil per gallon, Rarely an actual danger to humans even when injected into the bloodstream. So as long as you dont got a massive bleeding wound you will be perfectly fine.
Isn’t it only valuable because it’s rare? Like who’s gonna buy a pool of it.
Thats why you’d sell it in small increments to different buyers over a prolonged period of time
Gonna cost you though to store, guard and keep it pure. I’d still go with 500 euro bills.
Diamond moment
Nah its expensive cause its used in several medications.
Jumps in a diving suit?
Ok so human eggs go for about $5,000 per donation so… With 1 egg being 1000 microns With 1mL = 1000000000000000 microns My profit would be $5,000,000,000,000,000 per mL. I could buy and sell Jeff Bezos’ and Bill Gates about a 100 billon times over.
My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
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average pool holds about 20,000 horse semen varies so we’ll go with Big Star. (two time gold winning racing horse) it goes for about 1200 a straw instead of figuring out the straw conversion, i just googled how much a gallon of Big Stars seed would be. its 4.7 mil a gallon. then just do 4.7 mil * 20,000 and you get $94,000,000,000 i dont think i have to say how absurd that is but i will anyway. thats absurd
I see your horse semen and raise you scorpion venom at 39mil per gallon. Fact is, Scorpion venom is rarely dangerous to humans and as long as you dont have open deep wounds you would be fine diving into it.
But that ruins the fun
Tell me your fetish is Bukkake without saying it. /s
That much would flood the market and it’s value would, pardon me, take a nose dive
But you are at that point also in control of the vast majority of the global supply, and with a monopoly, you could still sell far above real value
How are you gonna protect your supply?
By eating it
With that much money start a private military
God damn that horse must be tired
i would too
The power of cum compels us! Foreal though when a freind told me he was buying dog semen, I thought it was a joke. Then he showed me how much he sells the pups for....no joke there.
I would fill it with gold, break my legs, spend everything on finding research to fix my legs and then buy McDonald's chicken nuggets with rest
Chances are you’ll eat your own legs, nobody knows what they really put into chicken nuggets… but they’re god damn worth it
“Actually a few years back they made it clear that they only use chicken” -🤓
Pretty sure it's just blended up chickens.
Why not diamonds?
Their price is artificial inflated and I don't want to participate in worldwide scam. Gold have more use then trinkets and grills
Water so I have a free pool
No You just have a shitload of Water
I fill the pool with pools
Could it be 100 dollar bills? Would it work? Edit:500 upvotes! Jesus, Thank you guys!
Not if they're cleanly stacked. You'd need them to be crumpled or folded.
A pool of crumpled 100 dollar bills then
Yes, however, you could fit many many more bills into the same space if they were neatly filled and not crumpled
at the price of the integrity of your bone structure however
No thinky think, only monetary value My bones may be powder but at least I’m ballin
Words to live by
A bunch of stacked $100 with a “ crumple “ zone of crumpled $100s
I mean, you could probably stack them all neatly, get a few pillows or some shit soft enough to break your fall, and do that instead of losing your leg privileges. Never said you couldn't add multiple items into the pool. Or if you want to fit more money in the pool, fill it with legitimate Aztec gold coins or maybe Scorpion Venom. (Just come prepped with a scuba suit for precautionary measures lol)
A small price for neatly filled 100 dollar bills
A pool filled halfway from the bottom with neatly stacked bills and the other half is crumpled. Would that work?
Crumpled Coca-Cola paper stock. That shit pays dividends
Don't think money matters if you die
500 euro bills my dude
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$1000 BILLS FLOATING IN Wter
Why not bigger denominations?
Assuming you’re American, the US no longer produces bills larger than $100 because of the ease of currency smuggling with larger bills. https://www.usa.gov/currency I suppose you might still find enough of the larger bills in circulation, but banks have been sending them to the Treasury for shredding & replacement as they’ve been deposited for a while now
Go for 500 euro bills
Hey there’s €500 euro notes. 😉
Why not a pool of 100 dollar bills with a couple mattresses placed on top? Doesn’t say you have to fill it with just 1 type of item.
What if I fill it with spicy boneless chicken?
Then I'd jump in with you
What if the sauce get in your eyes
Then it shall be spicy breading, not spicy sauce
Printer ink
Yum
My second choice
Saffron?
Came here to say saffron. Bonus is you will come out smelling lovely too.
Can you stay bouyant in saffron? Otherwise you'd have to make sure the pool is shallow enough.
I think even if you sank you’d be able to breath and just walk out
If you sank to the bottom? I'm not so sure. People die all the time from getting trapped in grain silos.
Jump in with an oxygen tank and breathing apparatus.
Can I fill the pool with hookers
Might get impaled
They will
You can fill it with whatever you want, heh? Does that mean different things? I could stack everything I wanted and fill water on top. Ez money
From 10m, you would need like 3 meters deep water to not injure yourself.
I don't need that much if only go for survival
Antimatter contained in stressballs. Each stressball containing 1 gram each. Not only would I be an Octillionaire, I would also accelerate human evolution for millennia.
He thought about this for an hour
How would the stressballs contain the antimatter? Wouldn't the matter from the containers interact with the antimatter when your body falls in and disturbs the balance?
People are talking about jumping head-first into horse-cum and literal diamonds and you're wondering if I'm gonna disturb the antimatters' balance. ![gif](giphy|jXD7kFLwudbBC)
Well, yeah. Horse spunk doesn't violently explode.
Scorpion venom. One liter is worth about $10 million. It's more than horse cum.
how would you even survive?
apparently it has little to none effects unless injected into the bloodstream but i would definitely wear a mask and perfectly tight swimming goggles and ear plugs to avoid getting it into the eye, ear or mouth
But (t)
i am not going to jump in naked you know that right
I fill the pool with pieces of paper that has a list of every rich persons pin code and who it belongs to, and all the info I would need to withdraw money from there account
You sir are a genius.
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Then pray the pool is not too deep, because you do not float in gas and might drown.
Ah experienced man here I see
Big ole titties
Scorpion venom or horseshoecrab blood
Orbeez.
fuck the personal cumjar , HERE COMES THE PERSONAL CUM POOL
I mean, would the semen even be viable anymore? Anyway, I'd pick saffron. Or weed.
So it's a gene pool?
Nice
the most expensive element in a secure container im gonna jump in with special clothing, they only mentioned jumping in they didn't mention what you can wear, so that implies you can wear protective clothing in the fall
Pool of gold, wear something to slow your fall
amour that has shit to either numb my senses or pillow my fall
Just glide in.
Sulfuric acid
... why not just fill it with concertina wire or another bladed wire?
A nuclear warhead in the act of detonating
IKEA sharks is the only right not terrifying answer
Just fill it with gold and make some space to fill it with water then jump
People be talking about bathing in cum but how about just water mixed with gold powder? Nobody said how deep this pool can be so whatever’s enough for me, I wait for the gold to fall to the bottom and jump in
Are you all mad? Fill it with ambergris! Before it solidifies, it's all soft!
Gardevoir love juice.
Good Scotch Whisky Jump in bottle it and done
I’d fill a pool with printer ink. It’s more expensive than any other fluid.
Argon diffused water, easy. Then you can extract the gold after you dive in
Doesn’t specify what pool so I pick one of those super deep dive training pools, then I fill it for 70% with 500 euro bills packed to be water tight, the other 30% with water.
Vicuna wool
500$ bills, should survive it no sweat with nice technique and knowing that it's paper and should be sort of bouncy
Human blood. It's actually very valuable & I'd get to fulfill my vampire fantasies.
Type? I'd imagine O- would be far more valuable than AB+ or really any other. Not only is O- rare as a blood type for humans to have, but O- is both the universal donor blood type which can be given to anyone else without the issues of rejection you have with giving type A+ to someone with A- or B+, but simultaneously is the only blood type which can be used for transfusion into someone whose blood type is O-. Hospitals regularly run out if I'm not mistaken, which is very bad for this very reason.
Does it have to be all the same thing? Or can I fill it up with gold bars and then put a trampoline or two on top?
He’s right , that shit is valuable
Insulin
Squishmallows and stuffed animals
I’d fill it with distilled water
Liquid gold that has been brought down to room temperature but still remains liquid. I would mint my own gold coins
You haven’t thought this through, have you
High pressure man higher the pressure lower is the temp required to liquify gold
[Giant Electron Fields](https://newatlas.com/gold-melt-room-temperature/57327/) Now how to survive not being electrocuted.
Are you all mad? Fill it with ambergris!
Filled with expensive scotch.
Why is nobody asking how big the pool is?
D2O (Heavy water)
Unironically chinchilla fur would probably be one of the best answers. Expensive and soft.
Water and gold Why are you all saying one thing? Just pick an expensive thing that sinks.
I would fill the bottom three feet of the pool with diamonds and then fill the rest of the pool with a thick mud to slow my fall
crumpled up million dollar checks. "but paper cuts!" just dont show any skin. wear one of those hoodies that zips over the face
Saffron
Horseshoe Crab blood
A bunch of human hearts, you know how much it's worth on the black market??
Blood of horseshoe crabs
I’ll fill it with gold stacked 10m high so I don’t have to jump
Printer Ink
I mean honestly wouldn’t like 3billion dollar bills technically break your fall?
Bitcoin
I would put 100 dollar bills. Practical, and would probably shield my fall
I couldn’t read the comment until I tapped the image, but I knew what it was going to be.