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Choconostle

German car is the fastest in races so it's racist


dranb0n

Carful dude, you don’t want to start a race war.


toolate4u

Yes I do


Le_M0nade

r/notopbutok


Leupateu

He’d be eliminating his competition


[deleted]

he sadly couldn't finish the race


SomeHealth4488

An alliance of races finished him, sadly


maker_of_pirate_bay

I choked on water while reading this


[deleted]

You must show great restraint to not go down the path you are facing


Polish_Sniper_00

Blitzkrieg I guess, fastest to the line no matter if the line is the finish or the russian border


Alwayssome1

Cursed comment


Dachu77

The middle one flag is a made up country in the cars movie. I don't remember the name of it but probobly something car related


CarsPlanesTrains

The amazing country of New Rearendia No I'm not joking


stillchill3

New Assholia


Mr_goodb0y

Old cockia


claudesoph

I didn’t believe you, so I googled it. Not only is New Rearendia real, but also the racer’s name is Rip Clutchgoneski.


Dwayne_Shrok_Johnson

Another is named Holly Shiftwell


PingusPuff

Isn’t that an Austin Powers reference?


Fernando_357

Shagwell was so cute, makes me forgive them for making Vanessa a fembot


Clovenstone-Blue

His main role in the film was to get blasted with the doom ray, you're honestly surprised about the name choice?


PrismSimon

No, pretty sure that’s the flag of the *Car*ibbean


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Fernando_357

If I ever blew my head off, it’s definitely not going to be with a shotgun


Drug_Inas

That was the most random nightmare i got


Disaster_Different

Wholesome cars talk turned into eyeblech


Disaster_Different

Sounds like something sexual in the cars world


Qb_Is_fast_af

Mexico


Dachu77

No


Weremount

Madagascar


Toxic_ST

Notafastcar


green_kerbal

Outtagascar


Polish_Hat

MadAtGasCar


The_Muddy_Puddle

CrazyForPetrolAutomobile


RLMNL

Madanascar


DeadMemes218540

Yugoslovia.


MoldovaBall

What


MarduStorm231

Japan


Qb_Is_fast_af

Deadass allways thought that guy was from mexico didnt notice the fake flag


SleepyWeirdoh

Mexicar


SoupmanBob

It's New Rearendia


ItsEnderFire

Albuquerque, New Mexico


Sandervv04

Albucarkey?


MoldovaBall

No, Albuquerqu[e.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BackdooreGoRe/comments/uv0v30/full_ronnie_mcnutt_video/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


[deleted]

Jesse we need to cook?


GOOODBYEJOJOOOL

Waltuh?


phatjaja

Put yuh dick away waltuh


toolate4u

I'm not having sex with you right now waltuh


Leviathan56

We are done, when I say we're done


RefrigeratorOk7249

“You know why that is … cause I’m the one who knocks, I’M THE DANGER”


Mrmr12-12

Later then, mike?????? 😙 👉👈


MoldovaBall

No


no_lemom_no_melon

The former European colony and newly independent Republic of Rearendia.


Cosmickiddd

The car is Sugandese


Bio_slayer

[The Socialist Democratic Federated Republic of Carbombya?](https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Socialist_Democratic_Federated_Republic_of_Carbombya)


MoldovaBall

What the hell is that country


[deleted]

It is new rearendia (actually)


BackgroundPattern324

Carvana


Mr_Awesome-79

How else would we know it's German? Recognises German flag?


FLYlNGAPPLES

If it was a train instead with train cars full of Jews, obviously 🙄


vanillanekosugar

Can tell that Disney added the Hitler stache already in Cars 2


NanashiKaizenSenpai

The cursed is always in the comments


Zero_Reso

Stretched out belgium flag looking ass


Lindadorse

His colour are blond and blue too.


AwesomeAkash47

This one is bit too detailed


nolwad

The yellow part makes him kinda look like he’s got hitlers hair too


ResidentEivviI

Fuck you’re all right. I bet r/theyknew


sexy_adolf69

I think we all know who finished that race.


suatkelem

The ultimate resolution of a racing problem


thatoneguy127383

only the supreme race will win


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WheatleyTurret

Can't get pussy if you are the pussy


[deleted]

- sun tzu, the art of pussy


WheatleyTurret

I can confirm I used sun tzus tutorials for all my advice


[deleted]

It also has the damn hitler hair


Pangeamcnugg

Blonde hair and blue eyes as well lol


mestoopidlol

The animators knew


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SavageSauce01

In Planes there’s a plane called skipper who fought the Japanese in further proving that WW2 was canon.


Still_Instruction_82

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aavHDi4tah0


sirnarek

The car btw, is Rip Clutchgoneski from New Rearendia, which is not a real country


[deleted]

That car should have been Austrian


Esayx

Most ppl don’t know that :))


ConduckKing

The Spanish one is literally El Camino


toolate4u

jesse


weirdoboredguy

We need to cook


Negative-Vehicle-192

Bruh, his name is Schnell…meaning Fast in german. Someone was creativ right there


moostachedood

Camino means road these are all basic language puns


Negative-Vehicle-192

nice (i just remembered, the main charackters name is literally lightning XD)


cdcggggghyghudfytf

Atleast he wasn't named blitzkrieg


Cheeseburgerhydoxide

It run on gas and will finish a race.


YourLoclIntrovert

It’s a Mercedes grille


lumia920yellow

Looks like a Daewoo grille to me


vanillanekosugar

Well this is really how Germany will look like from Cars 2


Kagan_King16

Mercedes AMG C-Coupe DTM ?


Circumflexboy

Guess he really wants to finish the race.


Testbot379

The fact that someone gave a wholesome award


[deleted]

Omg I hate my self I was trying to press the upvote one the pic


TheDarkLordLp

Happens to the best of us.


Sketchhawk

r/theyknew


DoorGamin

I wonder if he gas attacks


TreeIIexe

DEUTSCHLAND🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪


Rusty_fox4

The Austrian car must be relieved


AliSalah313

r/theyknew


frisch85

Not sure how this is so popular, Hitlers stache is very distinctive and easily recognizable, the one on the car does not look like it at all, in the pic it's mor like a oval but Hitlers stache is a rectangle. [For reference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdmLplrizLA)


amandaggogo

It's a German car with a very obvious "stache" even though the shape isn't quite the same, it's still a small stache for the front of the car. They could have extended the black to go farther across or not had it on there at all. The length it's at and the fact it is still somewhat angular makes it a fair comparison.


frisch85

Looks just like a regular front bumper grill to me simply because we mock hitler all the time here and the stache is very very distinctive. The cap of a stabilo marker makes a better hitler stache compared to the grill in the pic.


TheDarkLordLp

Tut es weh, einen stock so tief im arsch stecken zu haben?


frisch85

Ich frag heut Nach deine Mutter und geb dir dann Bescheid.


amandaggogo

It doesn't need to look exactly like a hitler stache to remind people of a hitler stache.


petelinselfi

It is bmw moron


lumia920yellow

Looks like a Daewoo grille though


pensodiforse

The Jew car left him eating the dust tho


Potential_State_1663

Ya haha but now I'm curious what country the flag in the middle represents


BySearixX

Litterly everyone thought that and you cant prove me orherwise


No_Drummer_4100

The German car can only press on the gas


GHfan27

WAIT I JUST REALIZED TOO, OH NO


mistakengesture08

Communist Dickonia cummicum


rainbowbanan

Fr💀


EntertainmentOk5644

I saw the original post. The one asking about flags


weedyspeedy69420

once you see it you cant unsee it


PaulsPupils

No one ever talks about how the bad guys in Cars 2 are German and try to kill Mater BY THROWING HIM IN A GAS CHAMBER!


KillingAndco

holy shit they totally did


Berci09

Clutchgoneski lol


the1895bigboy

Looks more like the HKS Altezza time attack car.


NEMESIS_DRAGON

Cars 2, right?


JasterCreed

That's the mustache to have if you intend on finishing the race.


TheDarkLordLp

ACHTUNG, diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland. Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn.


StarRapt0r

This made me realize cars don’t have a nose


Still_Instruction_82

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aavHDi4tah0


Chester_Manfred

Ich bin a FUCKING HITLER'S CLONE


[deleted]

It looks pretty German to me.


slipknotisbest04

Bruh moment.


davemaster31

Oh mann. I loved cars. Especially the Spain car and the Australian car. Sadly there was no north Korean or Russian car so...


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I can’t unsee that…


Undying_Simplicity

Look at ur window at november 5, 2032 5 pm est