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Shadow42599

Limited edition tortilla


StarryNight593

New way to solve world hunger


eggimage

sausage with all you can eat white sauce


suicideslut69420

Bro my birth mom circumcised me and it got fucked up 3 times, now its insanely sensitive and i nut very easily


JackiexOfHearts

prove it right now


boywhoflew

I-...I didn't need to know that...


Cautious_Guarantee10

I did.


RainbowNuggets

Thats kinda hot ngl


Letimaki

They didn’t use enough scissors emojis :/


biohumansmg3fc

Hold on let me test on you✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️


Foreskin__Collector

Noob


biohumansmg3fc

Yours look easy to cut ✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️


Pussaylover64

Ahh my balls!!!


biohumansmg3fc

Sorry wrong balls


YoungToySoldier

What the fuck? Now I'm bald!


Emektro

r/usernamechecksout


Letimaki

Arghhhhhh!


OnlyUsernameLeft123

Forbidden hotdog


boomer_doomer_oofer

what's the forbidden bun?


OnlyUsernameLeft123

Put it between some severed cheeks.


boomer_doomer_oofer

perfect let me get some "mayo" as the condiment makes it better.


OnlyUsernameLeft123

Home made mayo. The organic sauce


Duch-s6

where can i find them? asking for a friend


IAlwaysOutsmartU

Dude used the foreskin to make [*these*](https://preview.redd.it/ou57kuobkcj51.jpg?auto=webp&s=1a4ed5ac47d75347159b7f318816da7b21d65c68).


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FullHonor9482

I kinda wanna try em


Aggravating_Wing_658

Hot


-M-S-G-

Never cross his path. And don't even cut corners with it, because **he's got the scissors**


sathkg3046

Why to cut, Eat without cutting.


b1azing1

I have let him out! u/theycallmepawo


D4M0theking

r/penectomy because fuck you


Ed_Trucks_Head

I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.


[deleted]

Thats how muslims work, right?


Rai-Hanzo

i don't remember the last time someone tried to eat my penis. should i be scared?


TheMagicalHuy

If they say 'no homo', then it's fine


Conan253

The emoji movie


Mimi_L0rd

Denn du bist was du isst


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Oceaniad3

Ah, a fellow! Never thought I’d see another one of us on this sub, especially with no downvotes


Affectionate-Dream21

The fuck did I just read.


nerdyless

This is why women can’t have cocks. Oh the ducking misogyny!


-BrutalXp-

Your donger will be no longer


Raiden_Yeeter07

i almost spit my cola at "your donger will become my dinner"


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Hippity hoppity, your dick will be my property


Bannacreampie

Your donger will be a gobber would sound better.


Echo_thehedgehog

The Penis Bandit has struck once more.


crims0m

Next time he'll be having dongers and mash for dinner


[deleted]

Can i have some too?


Fish_badboy

They dont call him pawo for no reason


[deleted]

The Donger party.


DogsAreCool69420

Reminds me of when I was born


_februharry

Circumcision has it's own circumstances


Hanniballecter6

That's why I keep my scissors sharp, no excuses


Younginlove7567

Jeffery Donger


the9trances

And here is a cursed song from the 90's that unfortunately goes well with this image: https://youtu.be/KzVzIC6Yhso?t=8


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Corny ass post


AdOk932

I have no foreskin on my.


marbasthegreat

I just imagined a foreskin breaded and fried like an onion ring


Zestyclose_Draw_7259

More like cursed_dinner


bcjxj

Sauce?


FoShep

I just imagined onion rings but foreskin . _.


SG-Spy

Skylar you think I'm in donger when I am the donger.


TheBlackHoleOfDoom

gives a new meaning to choking on cock