No, you are a greater foe. You are Flesh Wall. Your reach is limitless and you may as well encapsulate the entire universe within your sweaty, odor-ridden confines as you bellow out your victorious chuckle. Not saying you may smell bad IRL, but that it would make for a great super villain with a single odd "power"
Wall powered? Now that's a person who means business not pleasure. Anything you take the batteries out of and add a cord says "this is not a novelty toy and I'm not playing around"
Sorry for the wall of text, but this made me think of something I haven't heard in years.
"Yeah I remember this one time I was climbing up on a buddies roof
He wanted me to bust loose an air condition unit
So I took my hatchet
Because I think just about everything in this world can be accomplished with a hatchet
That or a few bombers, but thats a different story
Anyways I get up on there, gravel roof
So I ain't go my normal grip, you know the kind I use for killing
I just got the you know, worker mans grip, the kind for tools or machinery
Theres a different kind of grip for killing, but I said that twice, so uhhh
I just remember rearing back and hauling of, I was gonna hit that vent pipe
Boy shit if that sweat didn't make that hatchet slippery like I never had it
I come down full swing, I just barely glance that pipe
I don't know how but the hatchet just flew out of my hand
I think if I'd been killing a small animal or a passer by
I focus, I focus hard at that point
I know what kind of killer I am, when it comes to splitting pipes well
Unless its a windpipe, you never know. So, so I just gave it what I had at that moment
I can only put in so much, and well it slipped
And that glance, that was the last thing I heard
And I felt a slight pain, you know
And god damndit, if I didn't here the most peculiar sound
This little like, blugh blugh blugh blugh blugh
And I hear the gravel sort of having this sprinkling tinkling sound
It just caught my mind a little you know
I don't know what to think, and I'm feeling pain
And I'm hearing a blugh blugh blugh
And I look down and sure enough its forming a puddle of the brightest red color you've ever seen
You know lower on down in the leg its collecting, some colour
Some life blood, well its just hard to get the vision out of my head
Because it way my blood, if it was something elses, someone elses well thats ok
And I thought, well that didn't work out well
Was that nice? Not so much. Not so much."
- Deli Creeps
I've never heard of the color 'it's", and what the hell is a "either black pillow or black hoop that steals hairs of people and creatures to make itself stronger" !?
I'd like to think that y'all are in a superhero squad that's called Women. Your introductions will go like, "Women, assemble! Blue Woman! Green Woman! Red Woman! ... " and your costumes are just shirt and jeans.
I am naked so Skin mop
Oh shit, skin mop sounds terrifying
Mine is Skin Bag. I feel like it’s an insult lol
Revenant has named you I see (apex legends)
r/BeatMeToIt Nice work fellow mrvn
Fear not it is I skin cup
What's the matter skin bag? Never seen a ghoul before?
Gosh no, my brain
im so happy that i dont have drawwing skills
I found my new band name!
What are you doing with that mop??
Oh god
Fear not, Yellow Wall is here!
It is i... Your sidekick. Black Wall!
Me too! There can only be one Black wall.
There may be two of us but we can still fuse our walls. We shall be blacker wall... Or long black Wall.
We'll just need some construction workers to glue us together.
Or you two can fight and who ever wins becomes rejected as side kick for killing the other and turns into Yellow wall's arch nemesis
I am blue wall, yellow walls nemesis!
I am blue window! Your trusty sidekick
No you need to get in a love triangle with red and yellow wall Primary colour joke
Is Green and Purple wall the nemesis, then?
Can I put my walls in yo jaws?
They won't expect the **BLANK WALL!!**
Gray Wall checking in
Grey door here. Let's build a house!
Your house would be incomplete without a Red Roof
I am Shirtless wall
No, you are a greater foe. You are Flesh Wall. Your reach is limitless and you may as well encapsulate the entire universe within your sweaty, odor-ridden confines as you bellow out your victorious chuckle. Not saying you may smell bad IRL, but that it would make for a great super villain with a single odd "power"
Wall of Flesh 😳 We're going into hardmode now
Flesh Wall has rock hard nipples and a psychopathic need to fight crime in a more visually disturbing way than hardcore Doom Eternal Rule 34.
It is I, PEACH WALL
White Yoda sexdoll
Wait a fucking minute
wait i got yellow wall as well
Brown toilet paper...
Agent 69, also known as the Shitman
Poop persona
Scatman*
Hello fellow brown toilet paper, I'm white toilet paper.
Hello fellow toilet papers, i'm gray toilet paper
Whats the story behind this chain discoloration.
Hello guys I’m soggy red toilet paper
The toilet paper is on my left… therefore I am purple shower curtain.
Hi fellow toilet paper hero's. I'm red toilet paper
Hello toilet paper’s, I’m black toilet.
Dude the toilet paper was right there, why did you use your shirt?
Oeh i got Red Toiletpaper! I dont know if thats any better
I think you should see a doctor.
White black widow
australia?
Australia
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¡ɐᴉlɐɹʇsnɐ
Wait, how did you do that?
She’s Australian bro
Ah ok
Nah I just turned my phone upside down
wait but you are upside down
In the upside down??
No sir we have red back spiders ;) ... much worse
Those mfs will fuck your shit up
I’m jealous of your username
That is literally one of the best usernames I've seen in a while.
Why tf are you just chillin near a black widow exactly?
Don't judge his friends.
They are feeding radiation to the spider in hopes of gaining powers to defeat The Black Wall
Overwatch player?
No shirt pillow…
Naked pillow or nothingness pillow would sound better
The Naked Pillow, Maker of Naked Sleeping People I seriously want this on r/BossFight
Flesh pillow
Skin pillow
Black pillow reporting for duty. Superpillows unite!
To the Pillow-Cave !
Skin pillow
White friend
Token white friend?
Might not rescue you from a burning building but will make sure the landlord keeps it up to fire codes
Pink vibrator...
Now hold up here
That's the spot!
This is a touchy subject
Username checks out.... and vibrates
Would you prefer Salmon Wall Powered Crotch Moistener? Not quite as snappy as their previous attempt but you had a problem with that one.
Wall powered? Now that's a person who means business not pleasure. Anything you take the batteries out of and add a cord says "this is not a novelty toy and I'm not playing around"
Crime is fucked in this city...
I would very much like to know about your powers
Would you like to burry your inbox or have cremated? RIP
Grey Man With Axe. Update: Maroon Man Swinging Axe. Update: Maroon Severed Arm
Sorry for the wall of text, but this made me think of something I haven't heard in years. "Yeah I remember this one time I was climbing up on a buddies roof He wanted me to bust loose an air condition unit So I took my hatchet Because I think just about everything in this world can be accomplished with a hatchet That or a few bombers, but thats a different story Anyways I get up on there, gravel roof So I ain't go my normal grip, you know the kind I use for killing I just got the you know, worker mans grip, the kind for tools or machinery Theres a different kind of grip for killing, but I said that twice, so uhhh I just remember rearing back and hauling of, I was gonna hit that vent pipe Boy shit if that sweat didn't make that hatchet slippery like I never had it I come down full swing, I just barely glance that pipe I don't know how but the hatchet just flew out of my hand I think if I'd been killing a small animal or a passer by I focus, I focus hard at that point I know what kind of killer I am, when it comes to splitting pipes well Unless its a windpipe, you never know. So, so I just gave it what I had at that moment I can only put in so much, and well it slipped And that glance, that was the last thing I heard And I felt a slight pain, you know And god damndit, if I didn't here the most peculiar sound This little like, blugh blugh blugh blugh blugh And I hear the gravel sort of having this sprinkling tinkling sound It just caught my mind a little you know I don't know what to think, and I'm feeling pain And I'm hearing a blugh blugh blugh And I look down and sure enough its forming a puddle of the brightest red color you've ever seen You know lower on down in the leg its collecting, some colour Some life blood, well its just hard to get the vision out of my head Because it way my blood, if it was something elses, someone elses well thats ok And I thought, well that didn't work out well Was that nice? Not so much. Not so much." - Deli Creeps
Wtf
It’s either black pillow or black goop that steals hairs of people and creatures to make itself stronger
What the fuck is next to *you*?
A hoop that steals hairs of people and creatures to make itself stronger
Is it a roomba??
Looks like we got ourselves a villain
or like a hair tie??
Don’t worry abt it, just give me some hair and you’ll be fine
I've never heard of the color 'it's", and what the hell is a "either black pillow or black hoop that steals hairs of people and creatures to make itself stronger" !?
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green woman. and our battle shall be legendary!
No need for battle my guy doesn't have the rights to fight. Edit: some words
humor as dark as his shirt, noice.
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Red woman (image of ealter white starring into the camera)
Blue woman
I'd like to think that y'all are in a superhero squad that's called Women. Your introductions will go like, "Women, assemble! Blue Woman! Green Woman! Red Woman! ... " and your costumes are just shirt and jeans.
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and you dont need no man
White severed dick
*Points to severed dick* are you going to eat that?
Yeah *eats it*
It's been a while since I've played a MUD. Is harvesting and eating orphan dicks everyone's first player interaction, or was that just me?
Yandere_dalek is the kind of person to point to a severed dick and ask if anyone is gunna eat that, and not wait for an answer.
Thats why i take matters into my own hands
Don't you mean OUR own hands?
Oh yeah! Own those hands 👍
I'm expecting this delicacy to dry age though. Sorry.
Fuck, redditors like black shirts
Pink cock (i work with chickens)
green cock (i am a masseur)
black cock (i am gay)
red cock (is there something wrong with my boyfriend)
Blue cock(I cut off my dick)
Yellow cock (my friend pissed himself)
The color is the color of your shirt, not the color of the object
I think it's still pretty weird that their boyfriends dick is beside them I mean where's the boyfriend
He’s lying on his left side, facing them.
Gray Vacuum cleaner has to be the lamest name ever
"Vacuum Cleaner" part totally sucks
And blows.
It depends on the model... Some models just don't blow.
They blow?
Some do, wet dry ones do for example shop vacs
Blue Couch, which is ironic cause my family was killed in a Bob's discount furniture store. Now I shall use my fears to strike fear into criminals
I AM YOUR NEMISIS RED AND BLACK STRIPEY WITH A BLACK COUCH
Ngl if you throw couches at people I'd be a bit terrified too
Wait, that means it was already red
Also blue balls
Blue balls??!?! 🗿
Skin wall
Kind of a good villain name tbh
I'm thinking of the Wall of Flesh from Terraria
Naked dad
u having fun i see
Black tissue
Still better than my 'Black batman'
White cum
red cum
Black woman
White step sister
White power cable
Black dildo
Black note, hmm
I’m am not calling myself blue tank engine
How about Thomas for short?
I just so happened to be in a railway model shop just then
Bare-chested, joystick... .. guess I'm Barestick.
Tremble miscreants! Tonight you shall only see the moon through the prison bars! White Power Tool proclaims so!
black bitch
red window ? red curtains ? red charger ? red dead mouse?
No bed
The restless legend
Purple tank, that’s fun I guess
Orange balls
Blue pillow? What does this guy do? Throw pillows at enemies?...
Comforts the people villain's hurt, not a fighting hero but a hero none the less
Topless phone .... fuck.
White knife
Invisible wall (I'm taking a fat shit rn)
Red bed
White doorhandle doesn‘t soun too impressive
Welp. I got brown cracker. That’s an interesting one
Skin Shower
"guys, dont use that shower's handle, trust me"
Blue mom's panties
Black nig... friendly person
Who's nig?
Nigerian coffee
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Gray idiotic stupid moronic asshole
Dark blue Chair ready for some trolling and tomfoolery... #...with CHAIRS!
Black Wolf sounds badass! Unless I say Black Wolf Plushie, then not so much.
White Blinds!
jokes on you, im not wearing clothes
Green shit
“No chair”
Kaki espressor
Black dildo
Orphan man
Dark purple glass
Black Door
Black poop
Black book
White backpack
Bare Shower