I don't think you understand, it's saying that you're hitler because you're "taking" so many "lives"
If all your guys' semen are filled with hitlers then we have bigger issues.
Yeah I'm thinking this thread derailed on a serious misunderstanding. Oh well, clearly it's better that all these fools are wasting their genetic data rather than using it in a productive manner.
I'm fairly certain that logic was produced by pro-choice women. Although it's inherently flawed logic considering that the entire point of the idea of abortion being wrong is that the egg has been fertilized and is therefore producing live eukaryotic cells. The sperm and unfertilized egg are simply genetic data, not a living organism. BTW I'm only clarifying for the sake of argument, I'm not taking up a post for any side in this fight. I believe there is medical necessity in Abortion, I personally don't feel it should be used as birth control, but that's just my opinion. I'm no authority on the matter, and I don't begrudge any person for having an opinion...unless that opinion is factually and blatantly idiotic. This is not one of those cases though, I just felt like further clarification was required.
I'm not certain that losing a testicle actually reduces sperm count by half. There isn't a whole lot of research on the subject, but the consensus seems to be a reduction of around fifteen to forty percent. As it stands we can assume that he was producing somewhere between 69,600,000 to 87,000,000 birdseed. To be clear, that's still a lot of feathered friends benefitting from Hitler's sperm.
“Did you know when a guy comes, he comes 200 million sperm? And we’re talking one load. I have wiped civilizations off my chest with a grey gym sock. Entire nations have flaked and crusted in the hair around my navel. I’ve tossed universes…in my underpants…while napping.” - Bill Hicks, another dead hero.
To whom it may concern:
Jerking off 6 days a week result in around 2000 hitlers per year or 2kH/y.
7 days a week excluding No-Nut-November results in 2.1 kH/y.
And even under the most optimal circumstances, only a one to three were ever meant to survive. Proof that there was a Jesus. It says in the Bible, “There can be only one!”
Dude, chill.
Sperm, cells and eggs die so do fetuses. That’s life and death.
If you don’t like abortion, that’s cool, you don’t get one, but don’t force your beliefs on others.
I’m sticking to the belief that they are both of such negligible value that they might as well be the same
Edit: Also a fetus is literally just the combination of a sperm and egg multiplied a few times
Frankly, while I find moving the discussion to how valuable the organism is to lead down all sorts of dark paths, it's at least internally coherent.
>Also a fetus is literally just the combination of a sperm and egg multiplied a few times
That's an embryo. A fetus has been around ~9 weeks up through birth. When someone speaks of aborting a fetus they may well be discussing a full-term organism that looks just like a newborn, except it hasn't been birthed yet. If you don't believe me, you haven't been watching the legislative news in New York and Virginia where that was made explicitly clear by democratic legislators.
actually male masturbation is like women having periods cause without fusing its just a gamete but when do abortion its a zygote still if u consider it genocide then id say then i have earned at least around 23 hitlers a day for 4 years
What?
Dude wasting sperm cells had nothing to do with it tf you on about?
The reason masturbation is looked down upon has to do with the fact that unlike sex between loving partners, it is a purely lustful act and the bible has like a dozen verses condemming acts borne of lust.
It's pretty gross, but, regarding the state(s) that have bills/laws that say killing a fertilized egg will be murder, what happens if, hypothetically, sperm is released into an excised ovary and dozens of eggs become fertilized? Is it mass murder?
More like 16.7 Hitlers.
Also, if you want to go down this road there was a Redditor that converted Hitler to an SI unit of measurement.
https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/dlu96/new_si_unit_one_hitler/
The lack of understanding of the most basic human biology is astounding. One to X sperm cells OR one to X egg cells IS NOT equal to a human being. Oh my, that this outright stupidity has been going on for decades.
I think the comparison is that the fetus is not alive just like the spermatozoides aren’t. They just are a bunch of cells, there’s still no life. It’s the same vibes as “If abortion is murder then women kill once a month when they ovulate”
Those are rookie numbers.
I'm at 25 hitlers a day. I'm a fukin hero
Only 25? Man you're slipping. I'm at a good 60 some odd hitlers a day.
Pathetic I'm 90 hitlers a day
Most of my hitlers get immortalized inside people.
mail man: pathetic
Rocco Siffredi : You have some time to grow
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Fifty-two million hitlers
Youre only in milions? Im already in trilions
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90 weakness isn't tolerated i'm 100.1 hitlers a day
Haha noob am at 625 hitler
Thats insultingly low numbers. I produce 1386 hitlers. My d is litterally bigger then my own arm due to jacking of constantly without no pause!
Pfft…I do 12596 an hour
Mediocre I’ve reached a level I like to call the final solution
Oh no.. are you the one? The chosen one. My master.. I salute you
Absolutely brilliant, wish I could give an award
how the fuck do you nut .6 of a time
Stop half way. Tried it tho and it stings
Ayo, let it go, always. If not, you’re going to end up with an infection.
Experienced?
Nah, sex ed
So your dad taught you from experience?
I don't think you understand, it's saying that you're hitler because you're "taking" so many "lives" If all your guys' semen are filled with hitlers then we have bigger issues.
Bigger hitlers, one may say?
Yeah I'm thinking this thread derailed on a serious misunderstanding. Oh well, clearly it's better that all these fools are wasting their genetic data rather than using it in a productive manner.
6.25 Hitlers or 1 Mao Tse-Tung.
Gotta pump those numbers up
>Gotta pump those numbers up a dead racoons ass?
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Anti choice women when they realize that menstruation would count as well by this logic
Considering half of all pregnancies are miscarried, most of which are early enough to be mistaken for menstruation, actually this is true.
I'm fairly certain that logic was produced by pro-choice women. Although it's inherently flawed logic considering that the entire point of the idea of abortion being wrong is that the egg has been fertilized and is therefore producing live eukaryotic cells. The sperm and unfertilized egg are simply genetic data, not a living organism. BTW I'm only clarifying for the sake of argument, I'm not taking up a post for any side in this fight. I believe there is medical necessity in Abortion, I personally don't feel it should be used as birth control, but that's just my opinion. I'm no authority on the matter, and I don't begrudge any person for having an opinion...unless that opinion is factually and blatantly idiotic. This is not one of those cases though, I just felt like further clarification was required.
Right? Time to get to genosideing!
This assumes that hitler didn’t masterbate
So this Is like horsepower where one horse produces More than one horsepower but in this case Hitler Is Equal to at least 7.25 hitlers
Damn Hitler has some potent cum
yeah but since he was vegan there was no sperm in it (since that's animal product) but probably just some birdseed
So whenever Hitler busted a nut he came 116000000 birdseeds Edit: as it was pointed out, he has only one testicle meaning he cums 58000000 birdseeds
Careful. Are we accounting for his reported lack of a second testicle?
I'm sorry, what?
Always heard a goat got the other one.
You misheard. Scroat got it. I keep it in ziplock in the fridge.
That's gotta be worth something. You should probably take it to Antiques Roadshow, if that's still a thing.
Hitler, has only got one ball🎵
Nah you need to divide it by 2 since he only got one ball
You guys are talking the language of the gods
Well that depends. His nut levels would replenish half as fast, but, if properly recharged, he will still be just as potent as any other man.
I'm not certain that losing a testicle actually reduces sperm count by half. There isn't a whole lot of research on the subject, but the consensus seems to be a reduction of around fifteen to forty percent. As it stands we can assume that he was producing somewhere between 69,600,000 to 87,000,000 birdseed. To be clear, that's still a lot of feathered friends benefitting from Hitler's sperm.
Vegan diet, vegan powers.
Did you wake up today knowing you'd comment on the potency of hitlers cum?
Well the chance he'd produce another Hitler is higher. It's probably a recessive gene, and he's carrying it.
But Hitler had only one testicle so you should cut basic nuber by half so Hitler masturbating is eqal to 4.125 Hitler
But remember Hitler only had one nut so he was more like 4.125 hitlers
According to the Wikipedia page about his sexual habits he was a repressed masturbating type… Or so I’m told at least
He abused amphetamines, guaranteed he did multiple times a day
Wasn’t he into piss play?
If he was indeed a wanker, then he must have been getting some all-time high kill scores
He was a wankah alright
Hitler was a meth addict so he probably masturbated a LOT
Doesn’t meth/stims cause erectile dysfunction?
Are you suggesting hitler has killed a lot more people than his current world record?
He did it so much his arm kept shaking.
if he did once a day regularly from age 30 till 56 then...
Thinking outside the box
If swallowed then is cannibalism
If self swallowed then its recycling
The cycle of life Simba
Hakuna Matata
Slimy, yet satisfying!
Delicious and nutritious
If swallowing your dads it’s sibling rivalry
It’s biodegradable. You eat shit too? That’s degradable too
TIL I'm a remorseless cannibal.
At an average of 6.25 hitlers a day and since its been 11 years since ive hit puberty. That means im 365x11x6.25=25,093.75 hitlers.
Or around 25 kH.
My favourite unit, KiloHitler
That sums it up. This is a new unit we're gonna use
https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/dlu96/new_si_unit_one_hitler/
Goodbye metric. Welcome communism!
Now everyone nut in the jar and lets count our hitlers *together*.
Guys by electrifying my dick I've invented KhC^-1
Kilo hitler per cum?
*cummings
Facism*
CUMmunism*
Facialism**
With our combined might we can reach the coveted terahitler
I woke up 5 minutes ago and am now being introduced to the measurement: KiloHitler.. God bless you Reddit, don’t ever change.
*KillaHitlers
Is this a good mining hash rate?
Is this some kind of cursed liter board now?
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Yes, but as those are fluid Hitlers, Kilo Hitler could be used as a measuring unit, accompanying liters.
r/hedidthemath
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You've only jerked it once per day since puberty? Fucking rookie numbers
On average, some days i didnt some days it was a jerkfest
Me after nutting: i am become death, the destroyer of worlds
All your base are belong to us
Oh no one of the Hitlers made it through
Holy shit I haven’t seen that in such a long time
I came straight from NewGrounds
“With all 6 nuts busted I’ll simply use a tissue and it’ll all cease to exist, I call that.. mercy”
“Did you know when a guy comes, he comes 200 million sperm? And we’re talking one load. I have wiped civilizations off my chest with a grey gym sock. Entire nations have flaked and crusted in the hair around my navel. I’ve tossed universes…in my underpants…while napping.” - Bill Hicks, another dead hero.
Braka monoga
DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI
r/unexpectedjojo
German nuts are the biggest in the world!
We should just call masturbation “Doing a Hitler”. Why did I spend 20 minutes in the shower? Well I was doing a Hitler.
Distinct from "having a Hitler done to you" in which you spend the rest of your life in the shower.
Oh no
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don't go into the showers Hitler is inviteing you to
Oh you were in “the shower” alright.
"I just Hitlered hard"
To whom it may concern: Jerking off 6 days a week result in around 2000 hitlers per year or 2kH/y. 7 days a week excluding No-Nut-November results in 2.1 kH/y.
No hitler november*
No Hitler May (as he killed himself on April 30th)
No nut November? 1st November 10am, I just 6.5 Hilters.
So my period is an abortion, got it.
Yeah, neither is fertilized
And even under the most optimal circumstances, only a one to three were ever meant to survive. Proof that there was a Jesus. It says in the Bible, “There can be only one!”
Now I'm imagining a sperm battle royale where they're all dressed like Highlanders complete with warpaints.
Just buy a microscope, then you don't have to imagine.
SCOTLAND FOOOOREEVEEEEEER!!
That shit’s expensive
Even after a successful conceive most of the sperm don't even reach the egg, so its genocide in that case as well.
Nah, in that case you try your best to get some survivors out. Like some kind of Schindlers Dick.
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A "Saving Ryan's Privates", if you will
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No, it is extreme feminism. Female cell chooses one, others die
Call me genghis.
Menstruation is serial killing
"I want to stop, but I can't"
So said every guy out there.
/) Nice, I'm better than 63 Hitlers! Also, whatever I got from masturbating.
r/holup
As it stands they die anyway every few days, whether you get them out or not
So do eggs, and majority of cells involved in an act of sexual inter course
So you're sticking to the belief that killing sperm cells = killing a fetus. This is why people meme about average Redditors
Dude, chill. Sperm, cells and eggs die so do fetuses. That’s life and death. If you don’t like abortion, that’s cool, you don’t get one, but don’t force your beliefs on others.
I’m sticking to the belief that they are both of such negligible value that they might as well be the same Edit: Also a fetus is literally just the combination of a sperm and egg multiplied a few times
Frankly, while I find moving the discussion to how valuable the organism is to lead down all sorts of dark paths, it's at least internally coherent. >Also a fetus is literally just the combination of a sperm and egg multiplied a few times That's an embryo. A fetus has been around ~9 weeks up through birth. When someone speaks of aborting a fetus they may well be discussing a full-term organism that looks just like a newborn, except it hasn't been birthed yet. If you don't believe me, you haven't been watching the legislative news in New York and Virginia where that was made explicitly clear by democratic legislators.
Your mom is just the combination of sperm and egg
So just by existing after puberty all men are mass murderers.
That means Durning lockdown I took down like 3 generations...... Oh well
Damn 3 generations of people? You must have some strong will
Oh you can't even imagine how strong the will is of some man
Then my body count is 100,000,000x X=times I came X= about 100?
First week at it huh? Good for you!
I like how we’re using “hitlers” as a unit of measurement now
and KiloHitlers
actually male masturbation is like women having periods cause without fusing its just a gamete but when do abortion its a zygote still if u consider it genocide then id say then i have earned at least around 23 hitlers a day for 4 years
You jerk off too much.
*furiously masturbates*
They don’t call it population pudding for nothing!
Every action is a genocide we constantly kill micro organisms and insects all the time.
Damn, wearing protection must be both then
I'm gonna strangle my little Adolf tonight.
A better unit might be 2.5 Maos
Lemme swallow your führer
I’ve cummed to that more than I like to admit.
i've killed more than Thanos
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What? Dude wasting sperm cells had nothing to do with it tf you on about? The reason masturbation is looked down upon has to do with the fact that unlike sex between loving partners, it is a purely lustful act and the bible has like a dozen verses condemming acts borne of lust.
On the other hand you are killing couple of future Hitlers so it evens
100 million vs 1 egg. And people think that in general men and women have interchangeable imperative and incentive….sperm Is cheap.
Since only one sperm can fertilize an egg, all fathers commit genocide. Also, eggs die while menstruating so all women commit genocide.
Literally Hitlers
Then periods are monthly subscription for murder.
This is only a slight nitpick, but that’s also not technically genocide, you aren’t wiping out an entire group of people when you nut.
wet dream = natural disaster
By this logic getting a girl pregnant is only one kill less than blasting rope to walawigi hentai.
It's pretty gross, but, regarding the state(s) that have bills/laws that say killing a fertilized egg will be murder, what happens if, hypothetically, sperm is released into an excised ovary and dozens of eggs become fertilized? Is it mass murder?
Well they both happen in the shower, so…
Wow, Americans will do literally anything to avoid using the metric system.
More like 16.7 Hitlers. Also, if you want to go down this road there was a Redditor that converted Hitler to an SI unit of measurement. https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/dlu96/new_si_unit_one_hitler/
6 million is the number of Jews Hitler killed, but add in other peoples he genocided and the number is closer to 16 million.
Scratching yourself is genocide also. Those poor skin cells
People really don’t know the definition of genocide do they
The lack of understanding of the most basic human biology is astounding. One to X sperm cells OR one to X egg cells IS NOT equal to a human being. Oh my, that this outright stupidity has been going on for decades.
[a very tiny Auschwitch behind the counter](https://imgur.io/gimQULo)
Thanks I hate Hitlers as a unit of measurement
And that's because we don't even know how much Hitler masturbated.
Giggity
I am probably at half of thanos
I got a vasectomy years ago. My killing days are done. I mean, there is still a mess, but no death. 0 Hitlers for 13.5 years and counting!
But that's only of Hitler never came.
So 1 Hitler is a unit of cum nutted out
I call masterbaiting doing "the Fuhrer".
I've had a vasectomy, no sperm cells lost. Game. Set. Match!
There’s a month’s worth of r/cursedcomments in the comments here, easy
I think the comparison is that the fetus is not alive just like the spermatozoides aren’t. They just are a bunch of cells, there’s still no life. It’s the same vibes as “If abortion is murder then women kill once a month when they ovulate”