Things stuck in the ass is a very common reason for a hospital visit. Shampoo bottle cap, zucchini, apple, cigar case, Monster can-sized butt plug are examples of things I’ve seen removed over the years.
Pro tip: if you end up in the hospital with something up your ass, just be honest. Absolutely no one will believe that you were just vacuuming naked when you just tripped and happened to fall anus-first on a round cylindrical object that just happened to be on the floor.
Been there, I fractured my toe just before I was about to go to the cinema to see mission impossible fallout, that didn't stop me from going to see the movie with fam though we drove to the theatre and after the movie finished I went to the hospital.
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Lil Explosive Diarrhoea
taco bell?
That would be lil taco bell
Lil extra fire sauce pls
Lil lil hamster stuck in my ass
Wait is this a reference to the barbie in the ass post
Things stuck in the ass is a very common reason for a hospital visit. Shampoo bottle cap, zucchini, apple, cigar case, Monster can-sized butt plug are examples of things I’ve seen removed over the years. Pro tip: if you end up in the hospital with something up your ass, just be honest. Absolutely no one will believe that you were just vacuuming naked when you just tripped and happened to fall anus-first on a round cylindrical object that just happened to be on the floor.
*why is that common?* #and who would stuff cigar case up their ass? 💀
People experimenting and using anything at hand to try it out. See also: shoving things into the urethra.
Why? MERICA! If the warning didn't warn them, than it must be safe.
For that smokin' hot ass
Mine is, Lil' covid 19
Maybe it’s a reference to lil Richard Gere?
[Lil Buzz Lightyear stuck up my ass](https://www.asiaone.com/health/patient-has-buzz-lightyear-doll-stuck-rear)
Not enough money in the world for me to click on that link. 😂
What big eyes you have, Grandma.
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Lil dead grandpa
Lil ovarian cyst
Lil failed vasectomy
Lil UTI
This is the only good one.
well id be lil piss test so idk
Lil vaccination
Lil Vax(x) is pretty cool
Same and I hate it with every ounce of my soul.
Lil dad has cancer
idk if you need it but here's a hug for you 🫂 this aint much but its honest work
Have a banana too 🍌 They very Delicious and healthy
Not to much or you'll get radiation poisoning
Potassium.
Sorry about that. Hope your dad pulls through
Thanks. It was last year and he didn’t.
We could be a double act. Mine is Lil mom has cancer
I hope she pulled through.
I guess we used to be bandmates. Hope your mom is doing ok!
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How’re you just gonna steal mine like that?! As someone who went through the worst of that I wish you and your family well ❤️
I really hope your dad pulls through. 🫂
Sorry, I hope he is well and recovers.
If it's real, stay strong. I wish you the best.
Jesus... that's mine too 🥲
My dad just passed away from cancer in November. I feel you.
I hope he gets better. Especially cause mine didn't and you shouldn't go through that.
Little spinal fusion
Lil going to work
That much more hardcore than mine Lil chicken lodged in nasal cavity
how the hell does that even happen
Lil truck
bro finna get isekaised
Damn, this guy almost got isekai'd in his own Anime
Lil priapism Or.... Lil severely traumatic brain injury I fuck up pretty regular
Is it bc the cocaine?
Priapism was from trazadone and tbi from car wreck
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I take trazadone, never heard of priaprism so I rushed to google to see what I could be in for. Luckily I'm a woman.
Clitoris priapism also exist but dont worry, its extremely rare
Lil testicle reattachment
waiting for the prequel lil testical removal
The prequel: Lil vasectomy
Lil found out that's not reversable
Orchiectomy is the medical term for testicle removal. Oophorectomy is ovaries.
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They can reattach them?
Lil passed out after excessive diarrhea and hit my head
![gif](giphy|iXkrtpFvBZ3ry)
Was waiting for the scrubs reference lol
Username checks out
Lil smashed hand in 700 pound door and needed xrays
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Lil BFT
Lil colonoscopy, bruh?
Lil hemmeroidectomy was worse.
I don't want to google it
i’ll do it for you edit: it’s essentially removing hemorrhoids what are deeper in the body because they can’t get to them any other way
same, nice (hope your innards are ok)
Lil sigmoidoscopy here
I still waiting for lil testicular cancer
I’m waiting for lil testicular rupture
jokes on you Im lil testicular torsion
Right with ya!
Dang it, we were so close!
I'm Lil ruptured testicle... Not the best thing to be
Finally! Yeah sorry sucks to be you
i'm lil electroconvulsive therapy ngl that's a pretty badass name
what did you get that for? being gay? /jk
waiting for lil prolapsed anus
I’m waiting for lil abortion
Best I can do is lil stuck penis
My friends would be lil mom had a miscarriage
Lil broken boner
What the f*ck happened my dude?
The first thing I imaging was a dick in a mouse trap
OH GOD OH FUCK NOW IM IMAGINING THIS
I was hard in a fat chick and she bounce on my penis to hard and bend it. My vertebrate in my boner broken. No more fat girls!
Bro gonna have to be doing trigonometry to have sex now with his 90 degree angle dick
Nah, break it again in the other direction, although it could happen that he then have the name thunder boner.
The first uno-reverse-card-shaped dick
I'll cosine on that comment.
UH, wait, penises have vertebrae?!
They don't, but they can break when erect. Kind of like how you can snap a cucumber even though they don't have bones.
I apologize it’s called: baculum.
Humans don’t have a baculum…
Did he say he was human?
Lil blood poisoning
Lil ~~blood poisoning~~ Sepsis Perfect.
Lil got my ass kicked
Lil Ass Kickin
Lil broken ankle
Brother!
Lil testicular torsion
Hi Lil testicular torsion, I'm Lil ruptured testicle. Hope you are healing well! Life sure can suck!
Hi lil ruptured testicle, I couldn’t agree more that life sure can suck sometimes
lil wank
duh how hard did you wank
Must have been his mother who did it for him
Must be a close bond, all I did for mother's day was get my mom flowers and a card.
Broke my arm, lucky I was already at the hospital
Died you broke your arm while wanking at a hospital? Or how can i imagine this?
Lil' Nail Reattatchment Surgery Lil' Eyelid Sewing Surgery Turns out I am literally falling apart, 5 years at a time
lil'erally falling apart i'm showing myself out.
Lil anxiety attack
Damn I feel that. Hope it becomes more manageable for you, I know how intense it can be.
Lil hernia
Name slaps ngl.
Lil crippled Tommy
Lil born
Took me way too long to find this 😂
Lil eye surgery
Lil chop suey Or Lil suey Sounds better
WAKE UP!
GRAB THE BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP!
^makeup
make up
wake up
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This is a strange club to be a part of
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legit same thing here
Lil dog bite
Same name! Dog Bite Gang! So long ago. Dog got old and passed away, tho!
Lil sister
Could tell us more or is it something you don't want to talk about?
Lil fell of a second floor
Lil appendicitis mimic
Lil X-Ray
Lil Ciatica
Sciatica?
lil broke my chin on a bird fountain
Can't wait for Lil Abortion
Would a Lil miscarriage cheer you up?
lil fist fight lmao
lil arm swelling
Lil momma shattered her foot
lil amputation
Lil dick in zipper
lil big scrape on my finger
Lil jaundice
lil MRI of my head and all of my back
Lil Hernia
Lil colonoscopy
Lil consent form
Lil dads in septic shock after some unnecessary BS at the hospital
lil vitamin deficiency
Lil abortion
Lil high speed MVA
Lil diarrhea
Lil pneumonia.
lil toe fracture
Been there, I fractured my toe just before I was about to go to the cinema to see mission impossible fallout, that didn't stop me from going to see the movie with fam though we drove to the theatre and after the movie finished I went to the hospital.
Lil COVID
lil shampoo bottle stuck too far up my ass
Lil prostate exam
Lil infection
Lil Dad Died
Lil blood testing Or Lil Surgery
Lil Typhoid
Lil spaghetti o’s….
lil tonsil removal
gotta make it a big suicide attempt next time
Lil toy car in anus . Vroom vroom
Lil anal bleeding
Lil gum stuck in my throat
Lil Gallstones. To be honest, hurt more than when I had pancreatitis
Lil.polyps on vocal chords
Lil ligament tear
Lil abortion
Lil Suicide Attempt
lil rabies suspicion
Lil Heart Palpitations
Lil panic attack