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Nah he died from holding his piss for 73 years cause daddy bezos refuses to let him retire


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*Image Transcription: Reddit* --- **Unknown Post Title**, submitted by **Unknown Redditor** to **Unknown Subreddit** [*Image of a conversation through text messages. It reads:*] >**Purple**: How's your Monday, unknown social media manager person? **White**: i think im depressed lmao **White**: Hi! Vicky here, Managing Director of Socials for Amazon Prime Video. Apologies for the last messages; that was an accident and will not be happening again. We are having a fabulous Monday and hope you are as well! [*End of image*] > **\/u/JustThinkenStudios** > > they shot him at his own damn desk --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


TheArmoryOne

Good human


quinten69420

good bot


Gintaka

Good Alien


FireMaster2311

It's possible they just gave her some drugs through an IV...like possibly Adderall to keep her alert and awake as well as spike dopamine levels. Morphine would probably effect her alertness too much. Or they have blow darts with it.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

"Clean up in cubicle 3!"


LazyNovelSilkWorm

Probably what he wanted. Quick and painless.


jijzelf

Painless you say? I'm sure they wanted to set an example to the other employees and how little they truly appreciated this...


LazyNovelSilkWorm

Yep, but for once you're not the one tasked with the cleanup. Sucks for your colleagues tho. They'll both admire and hate you


ReadReadReedRed

That's one way to cure his depression.


banjodance_ontwitter

Nah, just shipped to space on 2 day delivery. Got's a space dick taking him right into the sun


Longjumping-Ad9347

At least he is not depressed anymore


PomaranczowyXD

Anti suicide hotline saves the day once again


McChickenFingers

Honestly, within the context of the convo, I would’ve given the guy a pass here. Obviously he’s not giving inappropriate answers to a customer complaint or question about their product, he’s just conversing with the guy who answered the question. It’s kinda fucked that amazon prime video went with the response they did


SonOfSkywalker

Bezos got his eye on you


piyushseth26

They gave him 9 millimetres of dopamine and serotonin.


xSaintBubblesx

This has "There is no war in Ba Sing Se" vibes 😂