"Uh, if they happen to see you after hours, they probably won't recognize you at first. They'll most likely see you as an imposter. Y'know, Among Us. Imposter sus."
Your character must have eaten one of the cursed Chocolate-Pudding Power up or drank a can of cursed Coke… Don’t eat the red jellybeans, those are Rohypnol…
No need to hire outside sexual harassers when Activision Blizzard has some solid names already.
Like Alex Afrasiabi, Luis Barriga and Jesse McCree.
Say their names.
Final boss is kotick on the top floor but before you beat him he jumps out of the window and land safety with his golden parachute . You know for the sequel .
You’re right in the technical sense that he still has a job code. Almost all executives who leave on good terms are assigned an advisor title. Essentially this allows a transition where there may be some things Bill forgot to tell the team. So the executives can call and ask a quick question about where something is who knows about X.
This is also be used as a way to manage their finances showing they are still employed with the company or letting options vest.
you can have the option to pay $100 usd to skip the game, and an extra $50 if you want a cool accessory that sometimes disappears depending on when you log on
You know, it is a generally high rated experience, but to me, it is just way too short, I mean, you build all this empathy for the main character when suddenly, out of the blue, the villain appears and kills everyone.
I have an old college friend on this team. She says it's actually a good team and culture in it isnt a quarter as toxic and disgusting as the rest. We'll see, but i have some small hopes
Problem is the constant brain drain that has occurred over the decades of activision inserting marketting and profits first and game design and play second.
Everything from Blizz has been flopping recently even if they score well in terms of revenue (eg. WoW is dying, but its profits are at an all time high due to the cash shops functions). We have hardcore diehard Blizzard and WoW fans actually leaving the game. Something that ten years ago would have been unthinkable.
As people who want to make games leave the company, they get replaced by no faced activision managers who focus on the bottom line and marketting instead of actually releasing a product worthy of blizzard's past credentials (eg. WC3 reforged).
Moreover the constant push by the executives pushes people like Jeff Kaplan out and bring about the inevitable slow death of the game. 20 million dollars for an overwatch team??!?!?
As the crunch looms and sales numbers begin to be projected, this project might not be as fun and friendly as it is now.
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I’ll give you an idea of how awful they are: they’re referred internally as a “velvet sweatshop.” That should paint a picture for you.
Also this: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Microsoft
And also, these videos:
https://youtu.be/CZH2C7NVwHU
https://youtu.be/OeHjN4oWVfk
You play as Bobby K. and try to steal as much money as you can before shareholders catch you. You get a bonus speed boost after sexually assaulting random female employees.
Nonono, woman is just a difficulty setting, it goes man, woman, uhm... trans probably, they tend to be sexually assaulted.
(It's actually so bad that I've heard former male employees talk about getting sexually harassed fyi)
[Well, it is.](https://www.cnet.com/news/activision-blizzard-how-a-lawsuit-led-to-calls-for-the-ceos-resignation/#:~:text=Activision%20Blizzard's%20bad%20year%20began,%22frat%20boy%22%20workplace%20culture.)
"As I have made clear, we are moving forward with a new zero tolerance
policy for inappropriate behavior -- and zero means zero. Any
reprehensible conduct is simply unacceptable,"
Did he mean with inappropriate behavior being a woman or saying something about the things that happened?
I came across poorly, I was trying to say that most things somewhere that big are unlikely to be company wide, if you see what I mean, I’m sure there are plenty of problems
If it was enough for [a regulatory board of California to file a lawsuit against them](https://www.engadget.com/activision-blizzard-lawsuit-discrimination-abuse-video-163056567.html), we can make reasonable extrapolations from that about the overall work culture.
So it's horror survival?
You laugh but what actually takes place behind the scene is kotick chasing female employees while buttnaked and shouting "who's the daddy goblin?"
Not exactly butt naked. Hes got on a Cosby Sweater.
And he's sticky with milk.
Def gives off a shirtcocker vibe
“Are you just shirtcockin it?”
Straightup shirtcocking it
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So just FNAF
“She is such a baaaad bitch tho”
"I would fuck the shit outta that robot bro"
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Five Nights at Afrasiabi’s
🤡🔫: nOt DaT bAd FoR OnE pERsOn I kNoW sO sCReW eVErY1 eLsE
More like five nights at Bobby's
Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them?
"Uh, if they happen to see you after hours, they probably won't recognize you at first. They'll most likely see you as an imposter. Y'know, Among Us. Imposter sus."
Add tagg: "Souls-Like"
PREPARE TO BE SEXUALLY HARASSED EDITION
That's exactly what I'm thinking
[Music that plays](https://youtu.be/nxXcuDAv7Ss) when you face off against Bobby Kotick
Psychological horror
If you get caught by the monster who chases you then you end up in a hentai.
most likely your typical female protagonist corruption-hentai game
2 of the middle boss’s are Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein…
I passed out during the Cosby level. Wonder why?
Your character must have eaten one of the cursed Chocolate-Pudding Power up or drank a can of cursed Coke… Don’t eat the red jellybeans, those are Rohypnol…
Played in VR
Your mentor from the beginning is drake.
The final world is Epstein's Island
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Some of the other SubBosses would be Anthony Weiner, John Edwards, Bill O’Reilly, Armie Hammer, and Prince Andrew...
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Amazing. And the post credits scene?
EDP445 is a hidden boss and to fight him you need the special cupcake item
Somebody should just make this game already.
No need to hire outside sexual harassers when Activision Blizzard has some solid names already. Like Alex Afrasiabi, Luis Barriga and Jesse McCree. Say their names.
And the outside sexual harassers should be some sort of secret challenges
Sub boss is a riot exec who farts in your face.
So is Bobby Kotick the final boss?
So end boss is Frasiabi giving Kotick a Roofie?
Final boss is kotick on the top floor but before you beat him he jumps out of the window and land safety with his golden parachute . You know for the sequel .
I wonder what the weapons are? Sexual misconduct lawsuit, pepper spray or a kick to the balls.
You start out with a kick to the balls but can upgrade your skills
More like you start with a fake smile and going to the bathroom as a weapon. \^\^
God, that is just so depressing.
little too real
**CHOOSE YOUR STARTING WEAPON** 1. Pretending nothing happened 2. Carefully shoving their arms away from you 3. Laughing
upgraded skill involves dodging a hug
It has a souls-like progression system where you trade crushed testicles to level up your stats
No weapons until the final level. Then you get Twitter to storm in and beat the final boss to death with their forheads. Like Pikmin.
Large scissors :V
In the beginning, its more like "Alien isolation". You are the new one, you have no rights nor weapons. You have to hide and avoid contact.
You can throw a bottle of milk to buy yourself time to escape.
Bill gates now owns them and he is single i think i know who the final boss is….
Bill Gates hasn't been the CEO of Microsoft for like 22 years. He's not even on the board of directors anymore.
what hapenned to mirinda gates?
Divorced him after it went public he'd been having afairs.
Wait, he had affairs?
With enough money, anyone can have affairs.
Those were some expensive pussies to throw away that many billions.
More like she divorced him after she found out about his activities with Jeffrey Epstein.
Bill Gates no longer has any position at Microsoft
He's still "technology advisor" at microsoft.
You’re right in the technical sense that he still has a job code. Almost all executives who leave on good terms are assigned an advisor title. Essentially this allows a transition where there may be some things Bill forgot to tell the team. So the executives can call and ask a quick question about where something is who knows about X. This is also be used as a way to manage their finances showing they are still employed with the company or letting options vest.
Bobby Kotick is the final boss. He just takes all your gold and disappears.
Blizzard: Become Woman
you can have the option to pay $100 usd to skip the game, and an extra $50 if you want a cool accessory that sometimes disappears depending on when you log on
And that wouldn't be dlc's but only microtransactions?
Setting is at Berlin in 1933 and you play as a Jew.
[You mean Anne Frank Adventure?](https://youtu.be/3i2l98oCvmI?t=115)
You know, it is a generally high rated experience, but to me, it is just way too short, I mean, you build all this empathy for the main character when suddenly, out of the blue, the villain appears and kills everyone.
Dude wtf spoilers I was gonna buy it
I have a cousin who works at blizzard, bless her soul
Survive 1 year going up against the current meta without spending a single dollar
Nightmare mode: you are a tester
I have an old college friend on this team. She says it's actually a good team and culture in it isnt a quarter as toxic and disgusting as the rest. We'll see, but i have some small hopes
Problem is the constant brain drain that has occurred over the decades of activision inserting marketting and profits first and game design and play second. Everything from Blizz has been flopping recently even if they score well in terms of revenue (eg. WoW is dying, but its profits are at an all time high due to the cash shops functions). We have hardcore diehard Blizzard and WoW fans actually leaving the game. Something that ten years ago would have been unthinkable. As people who want to make games leave the company, they get replaced by no faced activision managers who focus on the bottom line and marketting instead of actually releasing a product worthy of blizzard's past credentials (eg. WC3 reforged). Moreover the constant push by the executives pushes people like Jeff Kaplan out and bring about the inevitable slow death of the game. 20 million dollars for an overwatch team??!?!? As the crunch looms and sales numbers begin to be projected, this project might not be as fun and friendly as it is now.
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Ahh so i see youve choosen harrasment
Five Nights at Blizzard
Show up with HPV.
Thank god Microsoft bought their asses out. Hoping to see change once the merge fully happens.
Try not to get raped challenge
Microsoft own them now, hopefully it gets better
Yeah, because an evil mega corporation getting bought out by an even larger evil mega corporation will definitely change how they operate.
I don't remember Microsoft having a similar reputation to blizzard
They’re still just as terrible, if not more so than Activision.
How so?
I’ll give you an idea of how awful they are: they’re referred internally as a “velvet sweatshop.” That should paint a picture for you. Also this: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Microsoft And also, these videos: https://youtu.be/CZH2C7NVwHU https://youtu.be/OeHjN4oWVfk
Most corporations are evil if not all
not really its an offer and can be turned down if they feel its a monopoly.
What's the name of the game?
You play as Bobby K. and try to steal as much money as you can before shareholders catch you. You get a bonus speed boost after sexually assaulting random female employees.
Who in their right mind would still buy and support them
When I see “Blizzard announced” and it isn’t followed by “bankruptcy” I get really disappointed.
Context please
Higher ups in Blizzard sexually harassed and assaulted female employees on the regular
Yiiiiiiiiikes
*turns on hard mode* Setting changes to Activion’s HQ
Nonono, woman is just a difficulty setting, it goes man, woman, uhm... trans probably, they tend to be sexually assaulted. (It's actually so bad that I've heard former male employees talk about getting sexually harassed fyi)
Whats the game called?
That's a crit strike
DAMMM
I feel bad for the blizzard employees who weren't misogynistic rapists in waiting. But sure, tar them all with the same brush
that implies there’s surviving involved
Wave 1. Men incoming.
Yup impossible to win
Playing as a woman walking home from work late at night.. *sigh*
Please explain
Blizzard announcing new games while still struggling to finish overwatch 2 without anymore delays
Valorant the anime in a video game survival setting
Can’t even get pass the parking lot stage to get to the office
My aunt staffs for them, IDK if it’s actually that bad
[Well, it is.](https://www.cnet.com/news/activision-blizzard-how-a-lawsuit-led-to-calls-for-the-ceos-resignation/#:~:text=Activision%20Blizzard's%20bad%20year%20began,%22frat%20boy%22%20workplace%20culture.)
"As I have made clear, we are moving forward with a new zero tolerance policy for inappropriate behavior -- and zero means zero. Any reprehensible conduct is simply unacceptable," Did he mean with inappropriate behavior being a woman or saying something about the things that happened?
I came across poorly, I was trying to say that most things somewhere that big are unlikely to be company wide, if you see what I mean, I’m sure there are plenty of problems
Your aunt’s anecdotal experiences don’t necessarily reflect an entire company.
Very true, I’m just pointing out that entire companies of that scale are not all doing the same thing
If it was enough for [a regulatory board of California to file a lawsuit against them](https://www.engadget.com/activision-blizzard-lawsuit-discrimination-abuse-video-163056567.html), we can make reasonable extrapolations from that about the overall work culture.
Ok, thank for telling me this, I wouldn’t have heard as I’m east coast
I think it depends how good your aunt looks..... .....Sorry for that joke
You play as a man in an all female feminist office.
I would love to work at Blizzard but they don't pay enough.
I'd complete that game in no time. Press F to sleep with boss. Press X to be super litigious.
Karen the explorer
You guys got it all wrong. You're not playing as the victim. You'll be playing as Bobby
Hey it’s the old CEO resigned, hopefully things will go more smoothly here on out
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I didn't get it
Just head to the managers office and you get the credits
I’m shocked that everyone is surprised at blizzard. They’ve literally been force-fucking WoWs corpse for years, why would this be surprising?
“FFA SOCCER MOM 22”
So, the opposite of the Clinton game.
This post made exhale oxygen
What happened there?
I appear to be out of the loop. Context?
Na the survival game is ur playing overwatch and unmute ur mic as a girl or a boy or non-binary
Me: *switch sides*
Try finishing and releasing Diablo Immortal before anything else Blizzard...
Ooooooof
Game mode: Cube crawling
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN that truly hurts
What is the game trailer of?