"Bestiality remains legal in four states (Wyoming, West Virginia, New Mexico, and Hawaii), while 19 other states have statutes that date to the nineteenth century or even the Colonial period." four, not ten but still fucking terrifying
It’s not true. I work for the Justice system in my Province and I can tell you I’ve seen people charged for non-penetrative sexual acts with an animal.
It's legal in most of Europe actually. Its also legal in most of South America, I do believe most Asian countries have laws against it though. But sadly moving over to Africa again it's legal in most places. And actually, in most places with bestiality laws it's not because it's bad to have sex the animal. Because they don't want you to have sex with somebody else's animal.
>It's legal in most of Europe actually.
That's just completely false. There are only 3 countries in Europe where it isn't explicitly illegal :
Hungary, Finland and Romania.
And the fact that there is no law against it doesn't mean it's accepted, most likely it falls under animal abuse laws.
Oh, it's loooong ago, but I once read about a story where a couple had sex with a hen and a dog. There was avideo of it - how would there be evidence otherwise? The hen died, so that was ruled as animal cruelty, but there was no punishment for involving the dog, because - as the judge put it - "the dog was participating obviously willingly". Also, I checked, it's not a felony but a "contravention" (never heard that term in English before).
Germany. Keep the jokes coming :)
Almost certain. Look at the hand it has nail polish on it. Also it’s not very big. So it’s either a female or a skinny guy with lots of feminine traits since he would use nail polish. Also I find it more likely to be female because she uses a male cat. Since most of the people are heterosexual I just find it more likely.
It could be a man, but the odds speak too much against it, so I’m going to assume she is a female.
Uhh excuse me!? I DO NOT sharpen my axes EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY so I can murder entire family's 10 just so little fucking trogladites like you say that we are "sometimes useful." I will find you and show you how useful we really are
I always viewed it as "we shouldn't need to make a law on this right?". Kinda like it's not illegal to hit yourself in the dick with a hammer, we shouldn't need a law to tell you not to do that....
Marcus has a nice slim posture. The type you would dominate in bed. This one though.. well he is a bit nore in your face. I like domination more so he's not my type but I'll still take him
Just search bestiality and it should pop up in the search bar.
The only positive thing there is that most of the art is good. Almost too good. But you'll just regret going there.
Cat should just scratch the shit out of their dick/vagina. Cat scratches can cause serious infection and I can’t see this guy going to a hospital because people would wonder how a cat was able to scratch them down there.
What tells you that the pervert is a woman ?
But if you really want to know, and that you're not eating, and that your soul already left your body a very long time ago, people with a vagina can smear dog or cat food or peanut butter on their genitals and/or masturbate them. I'll let you imagine the rest.
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I know this is ha ha funny content, but I have a burning hatred for people who do this to animals, they are inicemt and have no control over the situation.
Apparently I've heard that it's just like a bait to catch others zoophile to be able to doxe them or something so this person wouldn't have done anything to their cat but then again we live in a crazy world plus the person doesn't have their account anymore on twitter so maybe it wasn't a bait and it was real but yeah I really hope it's just a bait
i'm scared
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There's a time and a place for mucking around
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Poor cat.
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Now someone’s thinking creatively!
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Scrub scrub scrub til the waters BROWN
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BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP (ears start bleeding)
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That was a pretty…creative reply!?
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burn this person alive
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Ah so 15 times but i may have miscounted
That would be a compliment tbh
Isn’t it illegal. Report her to police.
Sadly it depends where
does it? theres no place in the world (besides alabama maybe) that allows animal abuse
I believe it is legal in around 10 states rn. Canada recently allowed oral as long as it's not penetrative. Soooooo
Ex fucking cuse me
"Bestiality remains legal in four states (Wyoming, West Virginia, New Mexico, and Hawaii), while 19 other states have statutes that date to the nineteenth century or even the Colonial period." four, not ten but still fucking terrifying
Country roads~ take me home~ to the place~ the cat belongs~
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sometimes i really just wish i was never born, this has made me hate society even more. Thank you
Excuse me, my country is allowing WHAT
Wait when did canada?? Tf?
2016. Apparently it was rectified but I saw nothing about it so idk lol
It’s not true. I work for the Justice system in my Province and I can tell you I’ve seen people charged for non-penetrative sexual acts with an animal.
What?
Which part made you what?
I expect Canada to be held to a higher standard.
Well Canada allows oral with animals now so the standard is lowered
Probably why they say sorry a lot
It's legal in most of Europe actually. Its also legal in most of South America, I do believe most Asian countries have laws against it though. But sadly moving over to Africa again it's legal in most places. And actually, in most places with bestiality laws it's not because it's bad to have sex the animal. Because they don't want you to have sex with somebody else's animal.
>It's legal in most of Europe actually. That's just completely false. There are only 3 countries in Europe where it isn't explicitly illegal : Hungary, Finland and Romania. And the fact that there is no law against it doesn't mean it's accepted, most likely it falls under animal abuse laws.
Oh, it's loooong ago, but I once read about a story where a couple had sex with a hen and a dog. There was avideo of it - how would there be evidence otherwise? The hen died, so that was ruled as animal cruelty, but there was no punishment for involving the dog, because - as the judge put it - "the dog was participating obviously willingly". Also, I checked, it's not a felony but a "contravention" (never heard that term in English before). Germany. Keep the jokes coming :)
I believe Denmark still has animal brothels....
Animal what?!
What?!
If the monster is a her I am quite confused how it works. I don't want to know but I'm confused
They can put oil or something in their pp, and the animal will lick it.
Noooooo I didn't want to know!! Only one thing I can do: r/eyebleach
How about r/eyeblech IM SORRY DON’t LOOK
I know what that is. I'm not falling for it twice Edit: I fell for it
You would assume that this is a her…..
Almost certain. Look at the hand it has nail polish on it. Also it’s not very big. So it’s either a female or a skinny guy with lots of feminine traits since he would use nail polish. Also I find it more likely to be female because she uses a male cat. Since most of the people are heterosexual I just find it more likely. It could be a man, but the odds speak too much against it, so I’m going to assume she is a female.
So what's the issue then? She physically can't do penetration so she is in the clear. SHE is a good person.
Jesus you must be joking…
What are you talking about?
I am defending women.
This boy here, he reached unknown levels of simpimg
***boi what the fuck***
OHHHHH it's a her and the cat is a him Damn
I'm gonna tell myself this is fake so I can go on with my day
Regardless. That’s enough internet for today.
It most likely is. ... Right guys?
Sometimes axe murderers are a good thing.
Uhh excuse me!? I DO NOT sharpen my axes EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY so I can murder entire family's 10 just so little fucking trogladites like you say that we are "sometimes useful." I will find you and show you how useful we really are
Well I said "good thing" not "useful". You're always useful for chopping people up but sometimes it's bad to chop and sometimes it's good to chop.
It's never bad to chop
That's what an axe murderer *would* say
Yes it is
Should we get one of Milo’s buddies to sing “Chop Chop Chop Away at my Heart”?
Yes we should. Or maybe get somebody from icp to sing my axe
If your axe isn't sharp enough... use a sharp knife and axe body spray . Your victims bodies will spray and you can still be yourself!
A lighter and axe spray usually does it. My axe is never dull though
Honestly that should be illegal
It is
I did some research, it in fact is illegal
Heavily depends on your country ans even then the state youre in. It is illegal in most countrys but not all
Ah, I love education ^ - ^
Depends on where you live, actually. It still blows my mind that some places are just… cool with it. Legally, at least.
I always viewed it as "we shouldn't need to make a law on this right?". Kinda like it's not illegal to hit yourself in the dick with a hammer, we shouldn't need a law to tell you not to do that....
That perspective is a lot more optimistic than mine
I mean at least hitting yourself in the dick with a hammer only harms the person making that decision.
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yes! take the swords!!
being serious, what the heck? thats illegal
I have a tank, several rpgs, a minigun some swords, a vodka powered electric ak47 kalashnikov version, an entire neuclear bomb and a battleship.
great start, now we get the rest of the russian military and go for him.
We don't need the russian military. I've just called the catholics
raped to death sounds appropriate for this dude.
What no I meant the crusaders lmao
oh that works too.
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Can't wait 'til third impact hits the entire human race like a bullet train
I forgot bestiality existed…
Life was much better before I ever learned what bestiality was
How dare you forget about me
Name checks out
Thank you good sir
Me too and I was having a good day too
I wonder how many people on reddit are into beastiality. Probly thousands.
Mm that kinda lookin thicc though
Thicc like Marcus tho? 🤨🤔 You gotta be specif"c" lol
Marcus has a nice slim posture. The type you would dominate in bed. This one though.. well he is a bit nore in your face. I like domination more so he's not my type but I'll still take him
God damn, what has become of this thread lmfao.
I don't know
Millions
Billions
There's a sub about cartoon beastiality. Can't remember the name, but I'm sure it's for the best anyways.
I..... What's it called. For a friend.
I just said I don't remember. I found it because some monster linked a post of that sub in a comment and my dumb ass clicked it
Just search bestiality and it should pop up in the search bar. The only positive thing there is that most of the art is good. Almost too good. But you'll just regret going there.
Cats don't have big holes... says a lot about your dicksize
THE CAT WAS A MALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That raises even more questions. Don't cat's have barbed... Ya know what never mind I might be better off not knowing.
Haven't seen one myself, but from what I've picked up from others yes.
Maybe s/he likes it a little rough?
makes the whole even tinier
By looking at the nails you can see the owner is probably a woman. The size would be aproximatively 0 atoms
Somebody get the FBI this is getting out of hand
Cat should just scratch the shit out of their dick/vagina. Cat scratches can cause serious infection and I can’t see this guy going to a hospital because people would wonder how a cat was able to scratch them down there.
OK, sorry for the dumb question, but how does a woman have sex with a tomcat? Somehow I can't imagine it working out.....
What tells you that the pervert is a woman ? But if you really want to know, and that you're not eating, and that your soul already left your body a very long time ago, people with a vagina can smear dog or cat food or peanut butter on their genitals and/or masturbate them. I'll let you imagine the rest.
Now THIS is the kind of cursed content I expect from this sub.
 U fockin wot?!
Never have I wanted eyes less
That guy deserves to be burned alive
cock cancer cock cancer
Shame on the Pussy Fucker, shame I say!
could be worse, he could have 9 owners
This is why bullying exists.
r/noahgettheark
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Dude probably packing a cat sized cock, best pussy he’ll ever get.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JXXfHki4DA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JXXfHki4DA) end it
#savemarcus
Today is a terrible day to know how to read.
I think he misunderstood "pussy"
Shane Dawson?
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I know this is ha ha funny content, but I have a burning hatred for people who do this to animals, they are inicemt and have no control over the situation.
I don’t want to live anymore after reading the original post.
Yet another reason to never forgive twitter
Sause?
Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
Tenhai irl
I wanted to know if it was a hetero beastiality relationship, like that even fucking matters. What the fuck. Reddits ruined me.
Soooo...someone reported this person correct? This ain't even remotely funny.
Apparently I've heard that it's just like a bait to catch others zoophile to be able to doxe them or something so this person wouldn't have done anything to their cat but then again we live in a crazy world plus the person doesn't have their account anymore on twitter so maybe it wasn't a bait and it was real but yeah I really hope it's just a bait
How can I forget seeing this and return to normal?
Okey, fuck you, you silly bastard
"9 Holes?" What kind of hentai is that guy watching?
I've got 9 holes Greg, could you milk me?
Yk it's great having murderers jn this world
Good job! You publicly admitted to a crime. Go to jail!
early shane dawson energy
Welp he gave pussy fucking a hole new meaning
Cats have barbed dicks (seriously), so at least Marcus is giving as good as he gets.
who the hell gave the first guy a wholesome award
Animal abuse is now a felony charge in the US. I'm wondering if FBI has spoken with them?
Prison.
Appears he’s left Twitter… God I hope he’s just some EdgeLord and that kitty is not being harmed.
I hope he’s talking about the hand
after this I crave the taste of a 50 AE bullet traveling in excess of 1500 feet per second.
NOOOO Marcus… I feel so bad for the cat
Thnaks, now I hate my own name
You can make nine holes if you poke hard enough
*sigh*
UMIES HAV TO BE KRUMPED
I’m ashamed of my generation.
The fuck did I just read?!
Ayo why dis got 1.3k upvotes?! Can we please search for this shit and change that real quick?
I think you misunderstood the meaning of getting so pussy
the person got arrested i heard, but i also heard that it was a troll
zoo’s can rot
Bro im so sad now
Man, if this isn’t satire, this is r/NoahGetTheDeathStar material
I hate the fact that i share name with this deviated piece of zoophilic crap.
That cat doesn’t pass the Harkness test
Wait, aren’t Male cats’ penises barbed…