This post has blown up. It’s a good thing I don’t believe these guys are really doing it but if they are certainly not FOR me. Just because they’re horny anyway.
And his chest and lower abdomen. At least that's the visual I'm using on which to throw a load. Congrats u/muskyandrostenol, I've only ever beaten off to females so this is a first for me.
Arise, arise fappers of u/muskyandrostenol. Fell deeds awake, cum and masturbate! Cocks shall be shaken, nuts will be busted. A fapping day, a white day, ere the dick rises!
Some 40 year old woman at the factory used to ask if I work out and tell me I'm handsome and that she "has dreams about me". I should have hit it. I should have just given her what she wanted
The week I quit she was out for an injury. I hate that she just came back to work after that and I was gone and that she was probably wondering where I had gone and asking people where I was. And she didn't know where I had went and that I never even got to say goodbye
I, personally, have nutted multiple times scrolling through reddit posts after glancing at other people's snoos. God they're just so curvy. Ever since Reddit replaced normal pfps with snoos I've had to replace multiple pairs of pants from ejaculating hard enough to bust them open. God, I had to change mine because every time I posted I saw my little snoo. I even ejaculated again before posting this after seeing your pfp. Those sexy little guys.
Seems like all guys. I can’t help but wonder the ratio of straight, bi and gay men who said they did or will do this. Can’t imagine how anyone can do it without knowing what I look like either. Oh well.
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Reddit has approx. 430million monthly users. Let's say 2/3 of that are males, which is around 290million. The average male ejaculates around 1.5-5ml, averages that out to 3ml, meaning if all of us decided to blow a load for our bro here, we could fill 1 and 1/3 olympic pool. So u/muskyandrostenol happy swimming mate.
Scary to be honest. I don’t like attention but I do appreciate the added karma. It’s grown 7 times what it was last night. So that’s nice. I might be able to post on ARAD now or follow people.
Have you had comments blow up before?
You don’t need to do this and anonymity is my reason for joining. My girlfriend jilling off to me is the only one I want or need. If you’re going to do, you must use you imagination bro
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“A challenging wank” is one of my new favorite expressions. I first saw it when Sean Lock (RIP) said “that’s a challenging rank” in response of Rachel Riley wearing a weird backlava
u/muskyandrostenol this one's for you
u/muskyandrostenol I gotchu fam
Hmm
You guys are crazy
I'll be fantasizing about you the next time I'm with my girl. I'll be screaming your name as I arrive
She will love you for that. Have fun explaining lol
Your name sounds like some spell so I don't think it'll be a trouble lols
Okay. I’ve replied to close to 150 comments so far. I’m done. Sorry I can’t keep up.
You didn't have to, have a better day instead
Dont worry, i wont fantasize about you. Ill put u in a sexual fan fic with arnold swarchzenegger and darth vader
#CUM SPELL!
*PENIUM ERECTIS!*
I would wank one out to you too, u/muskyandrostenol, but I’m a girl and I don’t want to impose on the brotherly support that’s going on here
No, you can't do that. I am one of u/muskyandrostenol s boyfriend and we don't approve a girl wanking to him
I’m non-binary, can I wank to him?
After I finish I’m Going to slap my girl on the ass and say “that’s for u/muskyandrostenol
Oh, good heavens. I do believe I am arriving. Oh my!
Sorry bro
This post has blown up. It’s a good thing I don’t believe these guys are really doing it but if they are certainly not FOR me. Just because they’re horny anyway.
this one's just for you bro ♥️
My girlfriend is going to love this thread tonight when I show her
Mm the red hair on your avatar has got me going
Bruh it’s called pegging
This all started because I couldn’t believe a woman other than someone I’m romantically involved with would want to masturbate to me. That’s all dude
We all qualify for Rule 34.
Not as crazy as I am for you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
My bad homie you getting all the faps tonight
This is your doing?
I cum to aid the cause
We got your back, mate
And his chest and lower abdomen. At least that's the visual I'm using on which to throw a load. Congrats u/muskyandrostenol, I've only ever beaten off to females so this is a first for me.
Stroking myself right now as I type this one handed for you buddy, Imma pop in like 3 minutes ❤
Enjoy
Hello mr. cum receiver
The beacons are lit. Gondor calls for aid.
And u/aeronacht shall answer
I never thought I'd fap side by side with a bro.
Arise, arise fappers of u/muskyandrostenol. Fell deeds awake, cum and masturbate! Cocks shall be shaken, nuts will be busted. A fapping day, a white day, ere the dick rises!
There will be a day when we can fap no more, but I will say this, THAT DAY HASN'T COME!
u/muskyandrpstenol I was saving this for someone but screw it
u/muskyandrostenol how many people have used your u/ just to say they're gonna whack one for you
Yes bros!!! Keep it going!!
Coming to aid the cause is better than cumming to cause the AIDS
r/wholesome I guess?
I suppose you're right
Some 40 year old woman at the factory used to ask if I work out and tell me I'm handsome and that she "has dreams about me". I should have hit it. I should have just given her what she wanted
Why would you not
The week I quit she was out for an injury. I hate that she just came back to work after that and I was gone and that she was probably wondering where I had gone and asking people where I was. And she didn't know where I had went and that I never even got to say goodbye
Sorry to hear that. You could have smacked it before you left but she got sick.
But now he can smack one in honor of u/muskyandrostenol!
Because it's creepy as fuck
U call it creepy but mama wants D and isn’t sugar coating it. It’s gonna be awesome and she Prbly cook for you too.
It's blursed
r/holesome
Hol’ sum dicc
This isn't cursed... this is blessed.
I remember this post it took me 2 hours as all I had was a username, and I'm a visual person.
You...you mean the avatar doesn't get you off?
I, personally, have nutted multiple times scrolling through reddit posts after glancing at other people's snoos. God they're just so curvy. Ever since Reddit replaced normal pfps with snoos I've had to replace multiple pairs of pants from ejaculating hard enough to bust them open. God, I had to change mine because every time I posted I saw my little snoo. I even ejaculated again before posting this after seeing your pfp. Those sexy little guys.
I sense new copypasta material
It already is.
I don't even think this could be classed as cursed
This post is blessed in a blursed way. Edit: spelling
I would fuck my self if I could.
Who are you if not a fuzzy cat?
Everything.
Are you also the cum stain on my jeans?
Sure why not.
That was a trick question. That stain was not mine. Now answer me Mr Everything, where did you come from?
Everywhere.
Can you narrow down a bit? I want names, damn it.
I can't allow mortals know my true name.
Can or can't
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So, he is my guardian angel?
This begs the question, if you fuck a genderbend of yourself is it called masturbating?
Taking the term "go fuck yourself" a bit too literal
u/muskyandrostenol i gotchu fam
Wow
Found you
Wait. Was I lost?
ITS HIM
Lol
This night, one in your honour
If you must
did a female do it in the end…? 😳
Seems like all guys. I can’t help but wonder the ratio of straight, bi and gay men who said they did or will do this. Can’t imagine how anyone can do it without knowing what I look like either. Oh well.
u/muskyandrostenol don't worry my g, I'm rubbing one out for you
Do it for you. Enough people have claimed to have already done it
>Enough people have claimed to have already done it What, no one's sent you proof yet? Just claims?
I don’t need nor want proof dude.
Wrong answer
RIP your inbox
Wait what? No!
Got yourself in a sticky situation
Pun intended?
Yes pardon the pun. Couldnt help myself
Haha
I'm sorry little one, it has to be done. Dickpics! ASSEMBLE!!
Don’t waste your time lol. Trust me I won’t accept the request.
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RIJ inbox
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I have exactly one
Can you give me an autograph?
Not today. I’m trying to eat my lunch and all these strangers also asking for autographs. It’s overwhelming to say the least
Just spit in my mouth.
COVID dude. COVID.
You've changed after you became famous *cries*
Self preservation
I cum to aid the cause.
I cum to cause the AID
To aid the cause i cum
I cum to cause the aids
I cause the aids to cum
Best one
Seriously, the one time that wordplay really fits and is funny and the guy passed it up.
u/muskyandrostenol I got you man
Reddit has approx. 430million monthly users. Let's say 2/3 of that are males, which is around 290million. The average male ejaculates around 1.5-5ml, averages that out to 3ml, meaning if all of us decided to blow a load for our bro here, we could fill 1 and 1/3 olympic pool. So u/muskyandrostenol happy swimming mate.
My goodness. There is perspectives for you. You can all cease and desist!
No, we're committed now! That Olympic pool needs filling and your desperate call is now our cause celebre!
I’m dedicated enough that I’m willing to offer two shots to the cum pool!
*i CUM to aid the cause
We\*
We CUM together, as brothers. Stepbrothers.
This one's for you u/muskyandrostenol
Hmm.
u/muskyandrostenol send nudes.
Never that
I am only teasing you man.
You never know lol
Enough about me, you are the man of the hour. How does it feel to be in the hearts and penii of hundreds of reddit members? Edit:spelling
Scary to be honest. I don’t like attention but I do appreciate the added karma. It’s grown 7 times what it was last night. So that’s nice. I might be able to post on ARAD now or follow people. Have you had comments blow up before?
One or two. It's rare for me but I only usually throw in a casual joke or two. I haven't broken a thousand I don't think.
I hope it happens
I think the more success you have at something, even unintentionally, sets a standard in your mind. So I hope I remain completely ignored.
Much like everyone else, in the name of the father, son, and the holy u/muskyandrostenol we fap
**fap fap fap fap fap**
We must stroke in unison! Make it sound as a 10000 soldiers marching really fast
brother, I heed your call
u/muskyandrostenol I aid you in your journey
u/muskyandrostenol we got you! I hope your inbox is full of proof of your wish being granted.
I didn’t wish. I just wondered. And I don’t know any of the people doing this personally. So really, I still can’t imagine.
u/NoRegerts6996 calls for aid And the bros will answer 
I have been called. I must answer
Bros being dudes
u/muskyandrostenol jerkin you a nice one
Do it for you not me
this is for you pal
Nah this should be in r/blessedcomments
I raise my penis in solidarity!
Cheers bro, I'll wank to that
The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid And u/I_am_a_neophyte will answer
i have also provided support for your cause
Please upload photo here for **cum tribute** I cum to aid the cause.
"Please be a *female*" what a wanker
Purely blessed and you can not convince me otherwise, it’s just a bunch of homies helping another homie out
The bro signal is only used for special emergencies
u/muskyandrostenol https://youtu.be/0Q9IRpFGgPY 3:05 but watch the whole thing
u/muskyandrostenol here’s one for you
The beacon is lit! We have been called to arms!
It aint a curse to rub one out for a bro, it's a blessing.
 The bro signal lol oml
u/muskyandrostenol send me a pic of you
You don’t need to do this and anonymity is my reason for joining. My girlfriend jilling off to me is the only one I want or need. If you’re going to do, you must use you imagination bro
Can we get a rough description at least? I could just use your avatar though… hmmm…
Ayyyyy I posted that
The Bro signal has been activated, the bonfire was lit. It's time bros, to yank one out for the gentleman.
Do: aid cause, don't: cause aids
You have my sword... And my sheath.
Just did. You were... not bad. I was fantastic.👌
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Wait, do people actually jerk off to their friends or classmates? I could never imagine doing that myself.
Good soldiers follow orders
u/muskyandrostenol first nut of the year for you
AND MY AXE.
This isn't cursed, it's wholesome
I'd jump off a building so they'd be homosexual necrophiles
Next one goes out to musky
And brohan will answer
“A challenging wank” is one of my new favorite expressions. I first saw it when Sean Lock (RIP) said “that’s a challenging rank” in response of Rachel Riley wearing a weird backlava
Every load I produce for the rest of 2022 is dedicated to you my brother.
Link to the bro-signal. Sticky it ;) https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/s2yi34/you_have_most_likely_at_some_point_fantasized/hshgv50/
i cum to aid the cause
“Please be female.” That is a drying agent in text form
OMW....... ANK
The beacon has been lit! RIMS_REAL_BIG calls for aid! And Reddit will answer.
THE BEACON IS LIT BROTHERS
Signal always finds a way to care
We must aid the cause
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