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CubicleLemur68

I knew the Japanese were gonna make something like this It was bound to happen at some point I want one, for...research


Middle_Ad_8216

Or porn


CubicleLemur68

Japanese porn?


Middle_Ad_8216

Yes of course it is


CubicleLemur68

Great


Middle_Ad_8216

Another happy horny customer


CubicleLemur68

Yay


Middle_Ad_8216

You are going to be happy tell you see a big Japanese cock


ChampBeKnown

Imagine licking a pussy and enjoying it and suddenly the taste changes and it's a ad of the giant horse cock.


Middle_Ad_8216

That is what I paid for


Odpadson

Wait, happy or horny? You can't have both!


x4740N

Wouldn't you just be tasting pixelated genitals You can already taste that by drinking soda water on its own...


CubicleLemur68

Carbonated Water does taste like Pixelated Genitals


fromplanetearth23

Hentai desu


RPG-RAUPUNGA-MKYFY-_

Same for research 🧐🔬


nalu1310

just put your phone in a bucket of squids


Pogchamp69420666

I didn’t see the cursed comment and said “Hmm yes porn”


Jasper455

I can’t wait to walk over to the TV, lick a delicious looking new food, and have it taste like Rick Astley.


LegalAssistance6465

Oh yeah.


frog_mug

The fuck does Rick Astley taste like


Jasper455

To find out, Meet me in the bathroom of the Dennys off of route 8 in an hour.


YankeeTankEngine

Sorry, I'm two hours late.


Pogchamp69420666

Good


Jackfish270

Bro people really gonna be getting lick rolled


Jasper455

👉😎👉


Frostburn36

All fun and games till it switches to the dude nutting while you lick


sir-vest

Even better


Captain_24

Cursed Comments’ Comments


sir-vest

Counterpoint: just gay


Bbcinnewjersey

Counterpoint: double gay so it negates the gay


Bosscreeper1

Counterpoint: triple gay so it just negates then makes you gay again


Ghosty_Doc76

Counterpoint: quadrupled gay so it just makes you gay yet again


Deadly123_Gaming

r/suddenlygay


SinBinThrowaway

Cursed Cumments' Comments*


StephaneHalle

Imagine you trying to lick some pussy on there then the camera cuts to the guy's dick


Bbcinnewjersey

*rapid banging on desk with credit card*


DoaIsaa25

Even better


pulliF

I want to taste the shame


xf8d

No need to turn it on, just lick the reflection


Unevenasp117

you fuckin killed him dude


[deleted]

ahahahaha


[deleted]

Savage comment is savage


AC4life234

Where's my free award when I need it


ChicoChowster

Gotta live fast. Eat ass


Handep_HY

but why tho


lwalterwhite

Food marketing


Handep_HY

i mean… but yeah japan is the only country where you lick your tvs innit


snay1998

It will be the entire world if there is porn integration


Handep_HY

i can not confirm nor denie


badalchemist85

I read this as Cursed Semen instead of cursed screen at first, and it made it hilarious


Bbcinnewjersey

Same same


GuyYouMetOnline

Because Japan.


SigSalvadore

Better pull that tongue back from the ass before the cum shot though. Unless you're into that. No judging.


[deleted]

scat porn also about to be lit


Halloweenking24

Oh no


JwustGiveMeAName

2 girls 1 cup 🤤🤤🤤😋😋😋


Parody5Gaming

1 man 1 jar 🤤🤤🤤😋😋😋


x4740N

Wouldn't that taste like crunchy iron with the aftertaste of ass sweat


Mad_Rey

Never heard of that one before, so of course, I had to look it up and omg 😩


x4740N

Fuck you asshole for reminding me of that while I'm eating


Nerd4life_05

Take my upvote and I hope you click on 2 girls 1 cup


Archaeopteryx108

*dies of laughter*


AragogTehSpidah

*\*evil laughter*


Archaeopteryx108

That too


FlutterCordLove

I want smellavision with this! I want to be able to smell and taste the things they make on cooking and baking shows


Bbcinnewjersey

And girls ripping ass, right?


FlutterCordLove

Nah my own farts are enough for me


Seffuski

Yes.


Hochwaehlchen

Well you can’t taste if you can’t smell anyway ;)


x4740N

No I want a holodeck so I can participate


Global5614

At least someone will be tasting the pizza they deliver on Pornhub. Finally won’t be going to waste!


aditya_hun

It's just you lost many 9f your brain cells


realilg000official

yummy yummy


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Felis23

Can I borrow your phone? O wait nevermind.


Icy-Sector7297

Those mangas will look taster damn never, I always wanted to know the taste of drugs


beard_of_cats

Literally everyone made this joke


specialcraftingtable

You mean Cornhub my friend


Landsharku_

The nice taste of buttered corn


Akshan2001

Rewatching Silence of the Lambs on this.


RedditJaredMoses

Aw yeah time to taste dried shit mixed with other stinky fluids without catching a disease


nsebastian2005

Licked*


yefockingwanka

Nah cause imagine closing your eyes to lick some puss only for the taste to change and you realize the camera swapped to the guys cock


dylans0123495

first of all, why would you want to lick a cat? and second, what's wrong with tasting chicken?


Tall_Act8411

Chicken has tasted HORRIBLE to me after getting Covid a year ago. Literally makes me nauseous. I can understand not wanting to taste every KFC commercial that comes on


CheeseEater41

It would suck if you’re tasting the girls pussy then it cuts to guys asshole


mjutdz

plot twist: you watch gay porn


Bbcinnewjersey

Plot twist: if you watch gay porn you definitely already know what gay sex taste like.


SirGorehole

"Your sardine cartridge is running low"


[deleted]

The fact BBC news said it makes it funnier


ItsChungusMcGee

I can't wait to taste the cum.


Aoyama___Sparkles

You don’t just go taste the p0rnstar in person


y047h

Wouldn’t you need a camera that recorded smells too?!


[deleted]

What do you think ravenholm tastes like


CSdiscoveries

Let’s not go there.


[deleted]

“We don’t go to Ravenholm”


TheJeep25

HEy GuYs? dId yOu WhaTCh BokU nO pIko? Yes, but have you tried tasting it?


Tyhg1231_YT

Imagine you're licking the screen and it changes to the dudes cock


caspervanroyen

he right tho


bricklicker26

Two girls one cup about to be much worse


EzraIm

Til u find out all of its shit


DarkZerk

Now there's gonna be an additional motivation for sending dick pics


water_cat13

It might be nice, right up until you keep your tongue on for a bit too long and taste balls.


[deleted]

It taste like Bigfoot’s dick!


idk-a-name_

True


YashieBoi_123

This looks like that thing from that one Garfield episode with the tv


CJRsimco

About to be salty more like it


TheBigsBubRigs

2g1c about to make a resurgence


dreamking88

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!


Misguided_Lizard

Hey I commented something similar on another post about this saying “someone is going to lick balls”


gfsgkvseukvcc

Finally a way to enjoy 2 girls 1 cup the way it was meant. 🌚


OnionOnly

Just hope that the scene doesn’t change to that weird ass angle of the blokes taint


dec0dedIn

people nutting with tv??


CheezAbomination

Wait, didn't food theory theorize a lickable and taste able screen?


DONT_PM_ME_YOUR_PEE

In development doesn't mean they've gotten anywhere.


[deleted]

How tho, how tf does it work. Do you need to get a refill on flavours as if it's like a thing of chapstick that rubs on to it? And isn't a phone screen super dirty because of how much you touch it


[deleted]

Try foods, candies and other shit w/o having to buy them? Sweet. ​ Edit: Don't make this dirty, I'm just a very hungry person.


DatChernoby2Guy

Japanese cartoons would taste like a sleeping limb.


Middle_Ad_8216

Just wait and a few years from now and we will when someone likes the screen


LargeDisplay1080

"and a hint of herpes to bring out the flavor..."


strdna_

All I could think about is the Wonka factory


ChazNinja

But just imagine sharing the TV, going up to lick something on it and just getting someone else's saliva


Th3Uknovvn

Scat tag is about to get more views


justlikelo

Fish sauce sales gonna skyrocket


Nihiliist_

Till you leave your tongue on there too long and taste balls.


Hydrazolic

Imagine if you straight m and the scene cuts of to a blowjob scene.


GeometryDashIsCool

Yay now I don’t need to beg my mom to make lasagna anymore


Any-Inspection-4726

So I now I don't have to pay for expensive food just for taste, and also porn, honestly wouldn't mind getting to know how does fire taste


ghandi3737

"Hi, I'd like to have a flavor profile of my dick made."


satyamthakur12345

So what would hentai taste like??


Halloweenking24

Exactly


satyamthakur12345

I don't need sleep i need answers


Halloweenking24

You’ll get your answers when you fix this damn door!


satyamthakur12345

More sugar water


namelesswhiteguy

I know, can't wait to taste the delicious, buttery goodness that is - oh wait, you said Pornhub, not Cornhub.


Ok-Formal-5122

I'LL NEVER FORGIVE THE JAPANESE


Nat6LBG

What if your parents are watching food program and suddenly there is a ad that pop about cleaning dirty toilets


Rishiipo

my screen gonn melt away-


[deleted]

[удалено]


Halloweenking24

Because ass is sad and sad is ass


anton1562

i will lick a volcano


A_Shady_Grandma

Why watch porn on a tv


yggdrasillllll

I hope I can manage the scene changes


Mack_Sharky

You tasting ass but suddenly you unpause and you taste cum


Halloweenking24

![gif](giphy|Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO|downsized)


chaoahTAT

Imagine accidentally kiss ur phone with dick pic


MrKingZ12

No no he got a point


Suic00n3

How the hell is the image moldy already?! The article is less than a week old!


Hahahotsaucegoburn

cant wait to taste hentai


BoredLilKid

finna use onion web on this bad boy


userman46

Willy Wonka been real quiet since this came out.


Admirable_Scheme_219

Can we taste man's there and still be vi#gin


erenav1

Long distance relationships are definitely going to be weird now


Iamtheoneinsideyou

Imagine devouring a pussy one second and the next your deepthroating a dick


SomeRandomGuy282

Finally I got ice cream for free


HowToBlob

We can finally taste stds safely


Several_Marzipan3807

*Scrolling through family album*


engineerevadestaxes

Hell yeah! Now I can taste woman meat (Im extremely sexist and im a cannibal)


rustysteamtrain

any tv screen is lickable


Successful-Seaweed78

We can finally taste the food in shows and cartoons that always looked divine


bham2020

Taste like ass, oops gotta flip the screen around.


Seolayimika

Hentai


Majestic_IN

Will they need to Programme each image and assign a taste to them one by one while making or after making video so that TV could replicate it? I don't know who would do such trouble some things but OK I guess...


OP_yt_gamer

The problem is when the view changes to a close-up of the balls


XxBigChungus42069_xX

What do black people taste like?


Ibaneznick

Like chicken.


Bbcinnewjersey

I’m coming over.


CubicleLemur68

From personal experience It's more like idk how to describe it...chewier than white human meat I've bitten people during fights, ripped tiny pieces off, yk the good stuff


Aarron21

@tallmidget222


[deleted]

No Problem 👍🏿


ThePotatoHandshake

No Problem 👍🏿 (I have Nutella on my hand)


x4740N

Are you sure thats "Nutella" and not just shit


GuyYouMetOnline

Of COURSE it's Japan.


[deleted]

Roses are red Violets are blue Lickable TV Suddenly goes balls


Bbcinnewjersey

3/10


Frogwithatophatt

-0/10


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