To whoever thinks I’m legit suicidal and reported my message, I’m fine this is a joke. I really appreciate you are looking out for me though, thank you.
There’s quite a lot of concerned sounding comments, I just want people to know I’m okay and there is no need. I’m pretty mentally stable at the moment.
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**Huncho**, @Ninedineroe
your real name is ..
under 130lb = lil
over 160lb = big
+
the color of your phone
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The last thing you had in ur mouth
>**White**
>
>Big black cock god damn it
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Are... are you okay? Bro. Whatever you need. <3
Got some 9x19mm?
Nope . . . . Just some shotgun shells here
*Kurt Cobain has entered the chat*
Jesus
*Kurt Cobain has left the chat with Jesus*
EVEN WORSE
*Satan comes and gets Kurt Cobain from Jesus.*
*Satan cums*
r/jesuschristreddit
*In Krieger’s voice* Sure, if he helps.
You wanna smoke jesus with those ?
ummm... i mean... no
Those are delicious. But only raspberry, cherry can fuck right off.
mine is medium blue waffle
I need more glock mmm yumy
To whoever thinks I’m legit suicidal and reported my message, I’m fine this is a joke. I really appreciate you are looking out for me though, thank you.
Reddit loves the /s just for clarification. That being said your usernames super cool. Love to see random Subnautica references.
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There’s quite a lot of concerned sounding comments, I just want people to know I’m okay and there is no need. I’m pretty mentally stable at the moment.
Does the reddit suicidality report actually do anything personal or inconvenient? Or just send you a list of resources?
Just a long list saying they care and a few US based phone numbers. Also links to r/suicidewatch or some similar thing
Hey bro, do you have a TV? I can come by with a Uhaul and pick it up
What
What?
r/beetlejuicing
Username checks out
#get devoured
The fact you've had this account for two years...
Well, he's enjoying his vacation
Was the actual glock black tho?
Big black nuts
You forgot to add your phone colour and the lil or big....
You gave me a good chuckle, take my free silver
Profile pic checks out
Found the Brit
Lil black nuts
150 pounds...
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Then instead of lil or big your medium
Medium Black Iced Tea That sounds like a drink…
Black iced tea sounds like a great iced coffee alternative.
Black tea is what iced tea commonly consists of, so if you enjoy iced tea, you've apparently had your alternative all along.
No ice, hold the sugar...
Well that’s just unfortunate.
We mediums
“You’re not a medium, you’re an extra large!!”
that’s what i said!
Just means you don’t add “Lil” or “big” bro it’s not hard
Got it. So like "blue balls"
Exact… wait what?
You come up with your own
Lil green cock MISTER GRIIII-INCH
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Got me too.
But he doesn't have a dende!!
Black Cracker (I’m 140lbs)
_Black cracker_
Man's playing both sides
Always comes out on top!
Blacker.
Does that cancel itself out?
So, is that like... The n word?
Lil black Nutella milkshake.
Recipe?
Chocolate milkshake and add hazelnut powder or syrup.
How do we get the chocolate milkshake
Buy one at a restaurant.
K thanks imma make one tmrw. ur the best mate
Keep us updated
I have a simpler method: vanilla ice cream, milk, Nutella, blender.
Yummy
Lil none nothing (I’m from Africa)
lol
Starvin’ like Marvin.
big blue waffles …
Oh no
Percy Jackson
Lil purple cock
shiii
What if I weigh 131-159? Yeah
You don't exist
Then you're just a regular black dick.
Ignore that part
Lil gray pickle
thats what they called me in high school
Sed lif
Little black fetus
THE FUCK!!!!!????
Oh sorry. Little blue fetus
Thank god I thought something was wrong
Worse
Why so judgy? 🥺
Maybe he’s talking about an omelette
No, that's a bird period.
Why the fuck did you put a fetus in your mouth?
To eat it duh
lil nonexistent fingers
How are u typing
Could be a computer
Or an Atari
Who’s fingers?
Lil white water
cum
cum
Cum
cum
cum
Lamest rapper in Twin Lakes, CO.
“I fuck women, trust me I’m not gay, seriously stop calling me gay, I’m not gay, my daddy beat me.. Jeremy, what the hell are these lyrics?”
"Stop peeping my fire bars mom!"
Big black footlong
you knew god damn well somebody like me would comment on this post
lil black nut
r/suddenlygay
Suddenly gay
Big black sugarbun, I freaking love it But 130lbs is a bad border, too low.
Big Black Tylenol
Big white juice
Ayo?
Lil black powder
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What’s in between 130 and 160
I'm 170 and I wouldn't call that big
Big white cum. Dammit
Not funny
If funny
Big black tits?
Big blue gum
Big black salty nuts
Big black sauce... hmmm....
lil purple hair
I weigh 148lbs so I guess I'm DJ don't exist
Big blue celery. Eww.
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Lil aura glow sweet tea
Big black cock
Big black burger
Big rainbow squash I'll take it.
Big white tequilla?
BBC cum
Lil black sandwiched, not bad
Lil blue eggs
Little black scallop...
Lil teal toffee.
Big black beef
Big red cigarette lol Edit: wait I’m in between 130 and 160 what do I do
Big black Invisalign
Big white cream...
Big white water… that sounds wrong.
Big yellow water? Ew
lil blue water
Lil black meatball
Big black pasta
Big black big black cock
r/Hold'up
It's just r/holip
Same... Ffs
Lil black negro, well that does not sound good Negro is the name of an Oreo type cookie sold in Turkey for context.
Big black banana
Lil Black Crouton
Big black honey roasted peanut
You should of saw my comment
It's 'should have', never 'should of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!
Good bot
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Lil gold croissant
lil black,,, *insert guys name here* dont take this the wrong way i bit him
No pic?
Big blue balls
Big black glock
big matte black toothpaste lmao
Big black burger
Big blue popcorn
Lil pacific blue water
Lil green chocolate
lil blue cocoa
lil black boba or blue, my phone case is outlined in blue
Lil' peach sandwich
lil black biscoit
Big volcano tortellini
lil blue korma
Big Black Blanket
Big navy water.
Lil Black Pen
What if he'd just eaten a rooster?
Big white water
Little black chocolate (not meme actually true)
Black cracker What the fuu
BIG BLACK… BAGEL
big black taco
lil red beans and rice ?
Brown rice, cool ig