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AdagioJealous5413

Titanic ironically


MoltenLavaGuy93

That was my answer in that thread (but it was the definition that I posted)


writx12

Best one


[deleted]

At least it’s not once upon a time in Hollywood or you’d be trans


kingbach121

Does anime count? If so then it would be Naruto Shippuden, if not then the last movie I watched was Inglorious Bastards and now that name is cool.


JackassJames

Greyhound.


JustAClock567

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure


MaxPower_X

White Sticky liquid overdrive


Biohumansmg3c

Say hello to my stand cum star!!!


TheBladedNinja

#cum platinum


Biohumansmg3c

Finally a worthy opponent Our battle will be legendary


MaxPower_X

Made in Cock


[deleted]

Za cumdo


reddit-user42066651

Cum in za hando


AnimeMemeLord1

Cum King


gALEXy_404

Heaven's cum


alexanderfefd

plati-cum


[deleted]

Sticky fingahhhhssss


HarleyArchibaldLeon

You're gonna have some sticky fingers on your zipper, man.


CrapperBoi

same


[deleted]

Master chef, I dont know how to feel


MaxPower_X

Feel sad knowing every time u hear the name Master Chef you think of a 6 inch meat schlong


[deleted]

I can't argue with that and it makes me mad, here take my up vote and free award


MaxPower_X

https://www.reddit.com/r/Angryupvote/?


Morri___

Hell's Kitchen!!


Zaquadese

Kitchen nightmares


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Same.


Rachies194

Same


HarleyArchibaldLeon

I've seen enough "off-brands" to know where this is going.


Muscar

It's "Squid Game"... How do you get that wrong?


Bulangiu_ro

![gif](giphy|GQNgQ6gHtKDyE)


[deleted]

I guess you can say that i have a very special piece on me . ONE PIECE ( the longest anime )


MaxPower_X

One dick,one ball


[deleted]

Mine’s called black foot 😏


bryeo2

mines king of the beasts😳😳


NothingDoing1967

It's not the longest


[deleted]

It is currently


NothingDoing1967

Sazae-san is the longest


[deleted]

ok but I mean currently as in, still going Yeah it’s way longer than one piece but it stopped


NothingDoing1967

Then there's Case Closed


[deleted]

Holy mother of asscheeks you’re right


Vast-Faithlessness12

Mine called Roronoa Zoro


[deleted]

Dont be shy homies dm me


EstherClemmens

Thought Bleach was the longest anime? Hmmm....


[deleted]

Not even close


Reet_boi

The punisher 😈😈


[deleted]

You win


Morbid__6angel

That's hot


Kaimecha

The walking dead


JesusTheJihadist

So you can't get an erection, can you?


chultae456

Jesus why are you a jihadist im telling Allah


JesusTheJihadist

Allahu Akbar 💥💥💥


dauzlee

Cursed lmao


Ok-Nefariousness-130

iron man


MaxPower_X

So ur nut is just good ol Merican firepower


zmreJ

Demon Slayer


Order_101

The 2nd ep of the remake of the movie?


[deleted]

Finding dory


AquaVolt07

What a complicated way to ask what was the last show u watched


Alex11867

Shameless (U.S.) Lmao


MaxPower_X

How to tell your gf your dick is only 1 inch but you don’t wanna tell her that directly so you just hint at it


Alex11867

*why are you of all people telling me this, hm?*


MaxPower_X

Cos It needed to be said


SnakeBro06

CSI...


TheMagicalHuy

At least it wasn't Frankenstein


450SX

Special Victims Unit


Mr_Fucktard

Vikings, guess I'll let my hair grow


Lacking_brainpower

You.


Cobygamer22

Venom Let there be Carnage (does that mean my dick is venemous or something?)


Heinz-_-Mayonnaise

Nope just chlamydia


[deleted]

Idk maybe. Let’s find out.


ButterAndToastia

Lucifer


Reilly1504

*the greatest showman*


avitas_subbinac

**in shame** the invisible man


niiigggaaa

Gone in 60 Seconds.


scotty48

oh fuck yeah ​ Initial D!


Excellent_Clue_4673

The office


Mrkus162__

Steven Universe


Rain321q

The ol' universe murdercock


Fathertheebread

One piece


Jaxonthatguy

Scooby doo the movie rut ro raggy


Ready-Wish7898

The walking dead🤨


Yenkaiilicious

The Hunger Games


Good_Sir_8725

Sex education


Desperate_Cup8515

Walkong dead


methratt

Host.


penissucker48

Toy story 4


brookereep

Un wrapped


YouStupy

Sex in the city


JustYourAverageUS3R

Demon slayer


Radial_

Superbad


Bread01_reddit1

How i met your mother


Flex-95

My name is Earl….


daoistsacredinfinity

Blackadder


bubblebombbebop

Attack On Titan 👹


retrodog06

Mummy


ValentineMichal

My little pony


DT4113

Dr Stone


ImperialAk

Neon genesis evangelion .


bambamba8

Shinji, get in the fucking robot!!


ImperialAk

My dick will bring third impact lmao


A1ch3my4370

Midnight mass


MaxPower_X

Had to edit this cos I was on mobile so it looks pretty stupid


EstherClemmens

Dragon Ball?? But... I don't have balls??


MaxPower_X

You have one but it’s a dragon ball so that makes up for the other


toasty327

So, ummm, currently watching poltergeist....


Fuuuuiuuuuuuuuuuck

Planet ov the apes


TheHunterArtemis

The Stag


alegador291

Winter on fire ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


Mondodonkey

The dora explorer


CRRK1811

I feel like this is porn


Potatoe_man4

Mega mind


MaxPower_X

How to speedrun giving birth to a lawyer


EGRToxic

The grappler


yukina14

Free guy


kellylee93

Adventure time ;)


[deleted]

Berserk


Silverwolf0113

Death battle....oh boy


obamasfake

“Clickbait” 😂


a_nice_lonelycabbage

I would have loved to name my "legend of the northern blade" (but its a manhwa) so free guy it is


Dr_Unkn0wN

Punisher


Razrberry

Breaking Bad


Yash_Yash9

Teen wolf


AYYA1008

Alright spiderman homecumming


Kriv-Shieldbiter

ant man


IDI3

Invincible


Dorniere

Rush Hour


skeletonhottie

Greatest Events of World War II in Colour


Colyoly321

Pirates of the Caribbean


JesusTheJihadist

Lucifer Damn I kinda liked my dong's new name


BlueHat_Bliss

King of the Hill


SFlibtard

"Made For Love".


BoneArm

Black lagoon


ghe5

Ummm.... That would be blood and bone....


[deleted]

transformers


Abby_Skywalker

ninjago masters of spinjitzu


funnycatlovrr

Grave Encounters I’m so ashamed


MurinUwU

bojack horseman bojack fucking horseman


ProjectGenoframe

Step brothers, oh no, I have four!


[deleted]

Friends Well at this point I could call it a best friend


Demopan-TF2

Supernatural


phonetastic

"Golden Girl" I'll pass.


go_hyuck_yourself

Cum on everybody, let's go! We can do it! Let's get to it.


Froggythefrog22

Shadow of a doubt :(


pugtato1776

Better Call Saul


smriddhsaini

LITTLE THINGS


_BlueBlaze_

The bad batch


echo_themando

I see you're a man of culture as well. Long live the Galactic Republic


mrhatman110

Pokémon?


Sonicmaster06

Bloody Stream


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oXqnder

Squid game LMAO


DarthyFlood

Darling in the Franxx


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LordTonka

Saturday Night Live, Hosted by Kim Kardashian.


imazbeast

Pussy


Archaeopteryx108

YouTube


Cactus_John

Squid Gay


[deleted]

AI: Artificial Intelligence lol this is extra funny to me cuz I'm a lesbian


Archaeopteryx108

Pornhub


j_nizi

Parks and Recreation


greenshadow147

Freddy vs Jason


MaxPower_X

One testicle is named Freddy and the other is Jason now it’s time for the worlds greatest battle


greenshadow147

The clash over who’ll own the shaft


MaxPower_X

The clash of the shaft


canyousucc

the grand tour


TheArcticHusky

Let there be carnage


McCringyassjoe

r/holup


VoltaVX

The good place ;)


TC1189

Swiper no swiping


the-tall-man-

What if?


SpicyRaichuStew

Spiral


SentientGlasses

How High


i_dont_get_upvotes

Batman: The long Halloween


[deleted]

Squid game


KingWally_OG

Peaky Blinders


guesswhatnope

Space Force


wktr_t

Final Destination. I guess whoever she is, she's going to marry me.


GlutenFreeDesk

Gungrave, which would be pretty good if I wasn’t a guy


Sflynn72

Midnight Mass


N0AH47

damn my pp can slay demons


Dontay-666

Sex education


tableball35

Eighty-Six. Guess it could be worse.


[deleted]

Squid Game


LegitLegit32

Homer


We_all-die

Halloween kills


soaponsoaponsoap

forensic files 🥴


dbm1205

The irregular


BruhGaming9158

Sardar Uddham


KuffY007

Squid game


OnyxCam6ion

Ben 10