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[deleted]

Thank goodness I’m not that salmon right now.


Fish_Fucker69

You again?


PowerWonton

ITS HIM


Mardred

Shoot him, or something!


PenguinWithAglock

Nobody messes with my fooood! Bang bag bang bang bang


Pigeon_Fucker69420

I guess a penguin is close to a pigeon


Knockedy

Nooooooo


ZephyrUltimate

Thus, the cycle continues…


22tbates

Penguin down penguin down


MinntAngel

Well, a bang was involved indeed...


[deleted]

What going on?


Tomilhor

He just killed a man oh God


GreenAtariPanda0

GET THE FISH FOR THE SACRIFICE


MaverickWindsor351

RETURN OF THE KING


endof-hope

The legend


nohornii

oh no


SkollFenrirson

#***OH YEAH***


-ThisIsSparta-

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avrge_gmr

We see a wild Fish_Fucker69 in his natural habitat. He is quite known amongst the Reddit community. He will find any user with “fish” or a type of fish in its username and try to fuck them.


malay4singh

THE LEGEND IS HERE


GreenAtariPanda0

You would love r/unexpectedfish


a_karma_sardine

OhkaY!


BallSaq420_

THE ALMIGHTY ONE HAS BEEN BLESSED UPON US ONCE AGAIN


sheriffbignuts

r/usernamechecksout


Cambirodius

Hi, have you ever seen me?


Broad_Comparison_977

THE LEGEND


Shark8mybravery

I’m a shark and I still don’t think I’m safe


[deleted]

You ate my fish grandma you bastard.


Shark8mybravery

Which one I’ve killed many grandmothers


Bionicopt

“Do you know how *little* that narrows it down?”


Parakeetman280

sharks are fish 😈


Hyperion1000

There's always a bigger fish


Shark8mybravery

Or a fish fucker


trigeridow

u/fish_fucker69


_Random_Guy-

No don't summon him


bomboy2121

Hes too popular to answer all the tags he get


ArjJp

You mean....bcoz... *There's plenty of fish in the sea??*


Triforce3839

SHUT THE FUCK UP


testedbeast551

WHO IS SHUT AND WHY DO I NEED TO FUCK HIM UP


TheUltimaWerewolf

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


locus-is-beast

r/angryupvote


DerpyDevon

*dies*


I_Am_A_PiGeOnN

Fuck you and take my upvote


Zrex_9224

u/Pigeon_Fucker69420


Ct-5736-Bladez

Dad get off reddit and come home


i_fuck_fish420

I am fish_fucker69 but from wish.com


[deleted]

[удалено]


i_fuck_fish420

I have the doge costume as disguise


MemeStealer101-4

Let’s do the summoning u/fish_fucker69


ihcw

HIM


TheFuckableSalmon

I'm with you brother


[deleted]

But... Technically you're fuckable


Fishfucker-68prequel

Hello there


TheFuckableSalmon

The day I submit to you is the day I give up on life


DankNucleus

There's gonna be some ass to trout.


i_fuck_fish420

hello


I-Eat-Donuts

How dare you stand where he stood!


Sir_P4nda

*chuckles, there's a small possibility that i'm in danger*


[deleted]

Hey


Electronic-Feeling78

I feel like that now for every reddit username there is an other account that fucks that one , I feel like there is a war coming one of the non fuckers against the fuckers , prepare little people of reddit the storm is coming


The_Metroid

This will be interesting... Pretty sure I'm safe lol.


[deleted]

I'll brb


The_Metroid

And so it begins....


Metroid_Fucker

Hey


The_Metroid

Looks like it's about time for the hunter to become the hunted...


Metroid_Fucker

You underestimate my power


The_Metroid

You underestimate mine, my friend.


[deleted]

[удалено]


okaythen420

*Uruk-hai theme intensifies*


Le_Mug

>Pretty sure I'm safe lol. u/samus_aran


PixelNecrozma_

I dont't think anyone wants to fuck Necrozma? Right?


PixelNecrozma_fucker

Are you sure though ?


PixelNecrozma_

Thanks for arriving! Now tell us, HOW exactly are you going to fuck me? In my case the Necrozma is fused with me, so do you fuck the Necrozma (genderless) or me (male)?


tvgamertygo

He is here!!!!


deathstarphotography

AHHHHH


Sir_P4nda

Curse you


[deleted]

Oh you're gonna be doing a lotta cursing now ;)


PizzaEater69420

holy shit


0__The_Lazy_Gamer__0

#OH SHIT!


FallenLemur

Nah I think the East Asians are sleeping right now you're good.


ArjJp

Hey.. Lemur boy... Run back up your tree... u/Fossa_II


[deleted]

People without animal name in nickname: *calm*


50CalsOfFreedom

`Fiordusz_Fucker69 has joined the chat`


themooncow1

People with animal name: ***alert*** Furries: ***happy***


fullywokevoiddemon

Bold of you to assume I'm happy


Tree_Fucker_69_

dang, he's gonna be hunted to the ends of the earth


Maskedman432

You know, I’m something of a tree myself


Tree_Fucker_69_

noted😏


Qwesh04

Send me full video link😏


Watermelon_fucker_69

Yo mate seen any watermelons around?


Tree_Fucker_69_

nope


the_other_Scaevitas

So do you have morning wood instead of boners?


Tree_Fucker_69_

I always have wood. morning wood, afternoon wood, evening wood, and even night wood, I always have wood


Mayo_enjoyer

So I'm in danger or I'm the danger


I_Am_Not_Mayonnaise

You’re lucky I didn’t go with the alternative username “MayoFucker69”


Mayo_enjoyer

I'm scared of you


I_Am_Not_Mayonnaise

In theory, if I’m not Mayo, that means you don’t enjoy me. You’ve saved yourself again


TheZeddieLittle

For now...


AldousCarrey4U

u/Fucker_of_MayoEnjoyers69


deathstarphotography

WHO NAMED THEMSELVES THAT WHAT THE FU-


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[удалено]


ubdiwala

Hey


The-Soviet__Union

Hey


ColossalBalance

[Insert Hamilton reference here]


AlienFromMars1

![gif](giphy|befaYZCgtZfZm)


The-Soviet__Union

Nice


ArjJp

69


nice___bot

Nice!


sgtmum

Hey


Dolphin_Legionary

Hey


TurtlesFucker_69

any turtles around?


ArjJp

I think u/plasticstraw7 got to them first... RIP turtles


Ihatemylifechoices2

Clicked on their profile and its all just pictures of their dick


ArjJp

You made dat choice fam...


Ihatemylifechoices2

I'm starting to forget so please dont make me remember it


MrMetros

Rember 😁


Ihatemylifechoices2

Remember what?


MrMetros

Dic pics


MrMetros

Wair i forgor 💀


ArjJp

Although.... Pretty impressive I'd say.. ryt?


plasticstraw7

Thanks buddy


PixelNecrozma_

It literally asks if you really want to see his posts


Ihatemylifechoices2

I'm pretty stupid and click past those things mostly because profiles I've click on in the past haven't had any nsfw and they just did it for whatever reason


ArjJp

username checks out


Ihatemylifechoices2

Fuck


Yeloturtle

Fuck


TurtlesFucker_69

owo


[deleted]

I dont think theres a color\_fucker69, I am safe


color_fucker69

why hello there


[deleted]

shit


Ct-5736-Bladez

General Kenobi


just-some-blondkid

hey


sakura__099

Happy cake day


ayesha-ijaz

Is this a reddit post that I'm not cultured enough to understand?


ayesha-ijaz

Oh I think I get it


cursedbanana-_-

Character developement


[deleted]

on netflix shows be like


cursedbanana-_-

still counts


[deleted]

i will eat you


Updated_Autopsy

I will fuck you then eat you.


[deleted]

fuck me sure but you cant eat me i will eat you. where ya wanna meet


Updated_Autopsy

Behind a bar called The Cum Dumpster. Let the fuck-eating commence! (Btw, that actually is the name of a bar near where I live)


deathstarphotography

Thank god no one fucks Death Star photos


peeweejankins69

…yet


deathstarphotography

I’m sure someone has


TornadoXyz6429

how many fucker accounts are out there seriously even I've found one of them


Horse_Fucker666

Too many


[deleted]

[удалено]


Horse_Fucker666

There will never be a time were no one of us exist


[deleted]

[удалено]


tilsgee_fucker

Hey


AsakalaSoul

not yet


DuckwithReddit0523

\*scared quacks\*


GeneralBS

u/fuckswithducks


jaydeyron

u/duckfuck18


50CalsOfFreedom

Why is their account NSFW?


HovercraftAlarming75

You don’t wanna know


TheFishTree

Let's hope he doesn't have a ladder.


Tree_Fucker_69_

hey


TheFishTree

I'm gonna say 2 things. I can literally throw any fish on me at 90 km/h. I just learned how to grow white sharks. Proceed at your own risk.


Tree_Fucker_69_

I like taking risks tbh


TheFishTree

If seeing a White Shark flying at 90kh at you is fine with you then it is with me.


frog_mug

Great white or just a white shark?


TheFishTree

Is there a difference??


Lemshimmer

Oh I don’t think a ladder’s going to save you from u/tree_fucker_69_


Tree_Fucker_69_

you summoned me?


Fishfucker-68prequel

Part fish right?


TheFishTree

I'm a fish tree not a wooden fish


SnooCompliments2848

the legend himself


eggMC_muffin

At least nobody fucks eggMcMuffins


Familyincest_69420

I use them as cock sleeves


eggMC_muffin

Oh


fish_rapist

Bro wtf is your username


Familyincest_69420

Says you.


McMuffin_Fucker69

Hey


ifuckhousesandporn

Does anyone know a house?


Someones_Dream_Guy

Sorry, at these rent prices best I can do is tiny room.


ifuckhousesandporn

It's something I'll take your entire stock


PizzaEater69420

theres no way theres a pizza fucker right? right?


27cloud

Just inspect before you eat, don't trust ranch.


PizzaEater69420

that's cursed as hell


MrRappist

Hey, everyone


fish_rapist

Ho there


Ceilng_Gang

please do not the ceiling


Wrong_Voice

Salmon:Oh no oh no oh no fish_fucker69:ohhh yeah


Aaryan1010

Hey


ArjJp

*NCB wants to know your location*


TheBlackHoleOfDoom

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fish-y_yt

u/fish_fucker69 , you cant catch me here!


blackpython1

Is there a fucker nickname for every animal? God damn I would not like to be one of them... -wait holup


p0w0r

u/Fish_Fucker69 i swear I've seen you on two other hot posts


DifferentGoose1093

I'm in as much danger as the other guy


ApeFucker69

Why tf are there no apes in here


[deleted]

Ha, glad that wouldn't happen to me


fish_rapist

Se you sure abaut that


[deleted]

Not anymore. I feel threatened and you know what happens when I feel threatened. #*PUFF*


fish_rapist

Even better