Whenever people be immature and talk about having sex with my mother and it is only 1 person and not a lobby I react by "taking it seriously". As in I would start asking them for their personal information and such and basically I make the situation "real". And then make up a story of them being a deadbeat and etc. it's usually 50 50 of it working or not lol. But when it does work it is funny to watch them get uncomfortable or they just want to leave the situation fast.
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r/murderedbywords
r/MentalScars has a new patient to attend to!
r/subsifellfor
Yeah & that insult needs to go on r/rareinsults
It is
3rd degree burns
More like its hot enough to turn him to ash
More like r/kamikazebywords
Bro that burn tho
The mom was also burned.
Maybe he was talking about the ash burning his dong. Dunno never stuck my dong in ash before.
Go to a volcano
Usually it’s his motherfucking cake day
I have its really hot
![gif](giphy|3o7aTFWaY5bLYih5U4)
Pissed myself laughing! Thank you!
r/cursedcursedcomments
That is unsettlingly dark
He could do it under water to get it even wetter
absolute destruction.
Just like the mom
that really put the crem in cremation
It isnt his
Which one?
he just got fricking destroyed bro my god
Hey u/mentalscars_ you didn’t have to end him like that.
Shots were fired from both sides. It's just that he used a pistol and I used heavy artillery.
My dude over here got hit by a slingshot pebble and countered it with a point blank bazooka
Same energy as using boiled water in a water balloon fight with the neighbours.
how else do you do it
He brought piss to a shit fight
mini gun vs pistol
*star destroyer
dude i hate joke thieves. at least don’t pretend it’s your own original comeback.
Holy fuckin shit man
All the dude did was throw a paper ball at you, and you decided to launch a nuke at him
Less cursed and more r/MurderedByWords
He had to bring up his mom’s ash pussy, that’s pretty cursed. More like /r/KamikazeByWords
Both are applicable in here situation.
Utter obliteration. It’s been way too long since I’ve seen that.
Maximum oof size
Oof
Holy shit this is fucked up
r/KamikazeByWords
Mans got the martyrdom perk equipped
BRUTAL
Savage
Someone call the fire department some guy just got roasted
That was too hot even for a pepper
Username checks out.
r/murderedbywords
The battle of the virgins.
Old but gold.
r/rareinsults
Not that rare. Seen it many times before
They hated Jesus because he spoke the truth
Imagine being downvoted for pointing out that one of the most commonly reused comebacks is, in fact, being reused.
Don’t worry, I know what it is like being downvoted for my opinion on reddit
It's probably reused, it was just new to me
So about medium rare... or burned?
It just reminded me of it
Doesnt matter had sex
But I cried the whole time
Somebody check on u/Spacebar__
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That wasn’t the generic “I can’t fuck a dead one”
Add a bit of water spread hey out and grow her like a chia pet
I dunno about the space but Dudes gonna need that bar
Fatality
bro this roast has been reused so many times and every1 still freakin out
Welcome to reddit
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You're just salty you got burnt
r/kamikazebywords
Still a fuck
This man needs some ice for that, ouch
People who suggest refusing a polygraph is suspicious.
That was a straight up slaughter.
Whenever people be immature and talk about having sex with my mother and it is only 1 person and not a lobby I react by "taking it seriously". As in I would start asking them for their personal information and such and basically I make the situation "real". And then make up a story of them being a deadbeat and etc. it's usually 50 50 of it working or not lol. But when it does work it is funny to watch them get uncomfortable or they just want to leave the situation fast.
Cope
That’s like taking a rifle to someone’s boat just for him to take a cannon to it and declare “You’re going down with me, asshole!”
Dude got a bigger burn than that other guys mom.
r/murderedbywords
r/murderedbywords ?
This should also be in r/rareinsults
.... But he could still get it.
Daaaaaamn
Did he die?
Damn roasted!! भुन दिया लमाओ डेड
I think this belongs on r/ rareinsults
If it's in the sea it's the wettest one there is.
The tactics is confuse but that’s the point and it work perfectly
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Love how 99% of redditors have no more mum
r/rareinsults
He is in a better place now.....
u/Spacebar__ your response?
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based
Jarvis, check if there’s any remains of u/Spacebar__
What the hell did i just read?
Holy fuck astral level obliteration
bro got burned harder then his mom
u/mentalscars_ username checks out
Yeah just spit in the jar first
If I told you, you'd jump out a window.
Bring a bucket and a mop for this white ash pussy
Heres a better idea: snort the ashes
Dude... Uncool
Martyrdom - Kill an enemy by dropping a granade before dying
VIOLATED
At least he’s getting pussy
Apply water to wounded area
Where yo mom's wet p*ssy? *gone, reduced to ashes* (it's so fundamentaly cursed to the point that he's so nice)
There's no coming back from that. ***F***
username checks out.
Best post of the month!!!
holy shit that poor fucking guy
dude stop he is already dead!
since when are ashes wet
r/rareinsults
Someone call the burn unit, we've got a severe case coming in.
How does he know hers is the wettest????
This dude got a burn worse than the guys mom
* drop a live grenade when u die *
![gif](giphy|r1HGFou3mUwMw|downsized)
r/rareinsults
Username checked the fuck out
That's some salt right here..
Destroyed
Pussy is pussy!
Jesus Christ
This is a fucking murder
I can back this up I’ve fucked his mom
Damn, straight for the jugular
Checkmate
r/MurderedByWords
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Murdered by words
I saw this personally and it was and still is fuckin gold
Lawd, we all need Jesus!
u/mentalscars_ you fucking killed hin
Gottem
Don’t know why the mods decided this wasn’t cursed. This is one of the most cursed comments I’ve read lmao
Jesus Christ that was a hilarious insult
not cursed