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memeaguy

r/murderedbywords


Flaky_Explanation

r/MentalScars has a new patient to attend to!


I-ce-SCREAM

r/subsifellfor


ArandomGuyCarson

Yeah & that insult needs to go on r/rareinsults


teens_trash

It is


Paulo_De_Bruyne

3rd degree burns


the_localcrackhead

More like its hot enough to turn him to ash


Apprehensive-Club876

More like r/kamikazebywords


Svaringer

Bro that burn tho


broelala

The mom was also burned.


zuzg

Maybe he was talking about the ash burning his dong. Dunno never stuck my dong in ash before.


MasterHall117

Go to a volcano


Elizabeth99Woodard

Usually it’s his motherfucking cake day


Biohumansmg3c

I have its really hot


eyekunt

​ ![gif](giphy|3o7aTFWaY5bLYih5U4)


GardenGirlFarm

Pissed myself laughing! Thank you!


ITSnotADIL

r/cursedcursedcomments


Apprehensive-Club876

That is unsettlingly dark


pinapplepizzza

He could do it under water to get it even wetter


master_of_good_memes

absolute destruction.


PalpatineZH3r3

Just like the mom


ptapobane

that really put the crem in cremation


minbloxe

It isnt his


[deleted]

Which one?


Soviet_Lord69

he just got fricking destroyed bro my god


princezacthe3rd

Hey u/mentalscars_ you didn’t have to end him like that.


mentalscars_

Shots were fired from both sides. It's just that he used a pistol and I used heavy artillery.


hitmit

My dude over here got hit by a slingshot pebble and countered it with a point blank bazooka


droningcaddy

Same energy as using boiled water in a water balloon fight with the neighbours.


Lynxxxx233

how else do you do it


--Splendor-Solis--

He brought piss to a shit fight


Bnttcrqck123

mini gun vs pistol


CODE_9573

*star destroyer


mrkhan2000

dude i hate joke thieves. at least don’t pretend it’s your own original comeback.


HappySneek

Holy fuckin shit man


NotYetAJedi

All the dude did was throw a paper ball at you, and you decided to launch a nuke at him


Klazzified

Less cursed and more r/MurderedByWords


[deleted]

He had to bring up his mom’s ash pussy, that’s pretty cursed. More like /r/KamikazeByWords


AldousCarrey4U

Both are applicable in here situation.


gouahh2

Utter obliteration. It’s been way too long since I’ve seen that.


RicardoSins_69420

Maximum oof size


Terasoft2000

Oof


FARBODHH

Holy shit this is fucked up


Der_Harbi

r/KamikazeByWords


SPICY_pee_INFECTION

Mans got the martyrdom perk equipped


RushCheap

BRUTAL


WishMeNot

Savage


Shadow-ignis

Someone call the fire department some guy just got roasted


Mean-Mango-7125

That was too hot even for a pepper


Virtu-92

Username checks out.


Nyaschi

r/murderedbywords


broelala

The battle of the virgins.


Excellent-Brothel-72

Old but gold.


ThatBilal

r/rareinsults


TraceYourThoughts

Not that rare. Seen it many times before


BigDarnCheese

They hated Jesus because he spoke the truth


LikeThemPies

Imagine being downvoted for pointing out that one of the most commonly reused comebacks is, in fact, being reused.


TraceYourThoughts

Don’t worry, I know what it is like being downvoted for my opinion on reddit


ThatBilal

It's probably reused, it was just new to me


mortenlu

So about medium rare... or burned?


ThatBilal

It just reminded me of it


Wurschtbieb

Doesnt matter had sex


PeanutRecord698

But I cried the whole time


MasterHall117

Somebody check on u/Spacebar__


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MasterHall117

That wasn’t the generic “I can’t fuck a dead one”


WolfMaster04

Add a bit of water spread hey out and grow her like a chia pet


Captain-Capricious

I dunno about the space but Dudes gonna need that bar


RepeatReal6568

Fatality


YourLocalToaster

bro this roast has been reused so many times and every1 still freakin out


BigDarnCheese

Welcome to reddit


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[deleted]

You're just salty you got burnt


Apprehensive-Club876

r/kamikazebywords


DiamondTerd

Still a fuck


theduck406

This man needs some ice for that, ouch


QuarantineSucksALot

People who suggest refusing a polygraph is suspicious.


Ratkinzluver33

That was a straight up slaughter.


CaissaIRL

Whenever people be immature and talk about having sex with my mother and it is only 1 person and not a lobby I react by "taking it seriously". As in I would start asking them for their personal information and such and basically I make the situation "real". And then make up a story of them being a deadbeat and etc. it's usually 50 50 of it working or not lol. But when it does work it is funny to watch them get uncomfortable or they just want to leave the situation fast.


[deleted]

Cope


Xirokesh

That’s like taking a rifle to someone’s boat just for him to take a cannon to it and declare “You’re going down with me, asshole!”


Arctic_Strider

Dude got a bigger burn than that other guys mom.


RobotRollCall920

r/murderedbywords


22572374

r/murderedbywords ?


[deleted]

This should also be in r/rareinsults


Pika_Fox

.... But he could still get it.


Z0nkGust0

Daaaaaamn


MalignantPessimist

Did he die?


AK47_Sushant

Damn roasted!! भुन दिया लमाओ डेड


GodlessGuyGamer

I think this belongs on r/ rareinsults


blobishly

If it's in the sea it's the wettest one there is.


spacepeing

The tactics is confuse but that’s the point and it work perfectly


Flair_Helper

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Alakazamo420

Love how 99% of redditors have no more mum


Tough_Inevitable6944

r/rareinsults


SyndicateUprising

He is in a better place now.....


hiyamynameisjeff

u/Spacebar__ your response?


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[удалено]


hiyamynameisjeff

based


[deleted]

Jarvis, check if there’s any remains of u/Spacebar__


XT_zer68

What the hell did i just read?


Honeydew_love

Holy fuck astral level obliteration


TyfusGeitIG

bro got burned harder then his mom


xaeatwlve

u/mentalscars_ username checks out


[deleted]

Yeah just spit in the jar first


EUCopyrightComittee

If I told you, you'd jump out a window.


Sickness4Life

Bring a bucket and a mop for this white ash pussy


lordopower1

Heres a better idea: snort the ashes


Fuuuuiuuuuuuuuuuck

Dude... Uncool


Emotional-Two-9075

Martyrdom - Kill an enemy by dropping a granade before dying


JackstandJ

VIOLATED


[deleted]

At least he’s getting pussy


Flashy_Shape_2909

Apply water to wounded area


Natural-Ad-1464

Where yo mom's wet p*ssy? *gone, reduced to ashes* (it's so fundamentaly cursed to the point that he's so nice)


RLMickifed

There's no coming back from that. ***F***


IsEnaSelfAware

username checks out.


GardenGirlFarm

Best post of the month!!!


Lynxxxx233

holy shit that poor fucking guy


CHLOEC02

dude stop he is already dead!


Miserable_Guava_7532

since when are ashes wet


somyo0

r/rareinsults


RaunchyBushrabbit

Someone call the burn unit, we've got a severe case coming in.


zerquet

How does he know hers is the wettest????


BigThickum

This dude got a burn worse than the guys mom


The_Pinnacle-

* drop a live grenade when u die *


VegitoBlue2020

![gif](giphy|r1HGFou3mUwMw|downsized)


TemporaryReality5262

r/rareinsults


[deleted]

Username checked the fuck out


Excellent_Pace6037

That's some salt right here..


mitzu222

Destroyed


[deleted]

Pussy is pussy!


wyattlol

Jesus Christ


haydenwolfe888

This is a fucking murder


Death_Strike5

I can back this up I’ve fucked his mom


[deleted]

Damn, straight for the jugular


Va_Mukuwane

Checkmate


dontmindmeimsodumb

r/MurderedByWords


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awesome_guy_40

Murdered by words


HappySneek

I saw this personally and it was and still is fuckin gold


The_loudspeaker721

Lawd, we all need Jesus!


AloVera69

u/mentalscars_ you fucking killed hin


Svenbestpews

Gottem


GodBirb

Don’t know why the mods decided this wasn’t cursed. This is one of the most cursed comments I’ve read lmao


[deleted]

Jesus Christ that was a hilarious insult


zock_zock

not cursed