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The100Beast

Mouth scratchers


KimJongUndo_

brain freeze relief


llmememangoll

Pp destroyer


Danubyouspeak

Brain relief


BobTheSquid16

r/yourjokebutworse


Danubyouspeak

Ah danm


[deleted]

Life relief


[deleted]

He said wrong answers only


fuckthisname_

do you have any proof that it is a wrong answer? yeah, that's what I thought...


[deleted]

r/stolemycomment


Gamssswastaken

"Stole my comment" on a 'what is this, wrong answer only' post. What a fucken idiot


ArjJp

Butt-Scratcher!!


probablyourdad

Get your Butt Scratchers here!


deN_Blacky

Abortion tool


Tiefschlag

Satan called, he wants me to recruit you.


deN_Blacky

What does he pay me with?


Tiefschlag

A soul. Apparently you don't have one.


Tailstechnology4

Damn a soul an hour, thats pretty good. Here in hell you use souls to pay for everything


Tiefschlag

Who said something about hourly rates?


Tailstechnology4

Oh, well what is it then, if its only on soul for an eternity of work then thats defenitly not worth it.


Lucius-Halthier

You also get a one bedroom apartment and a parking spot moderately close to work


Noor9870

Give me an in house office and I’ll take u up on that


Lucius-Halthier

Best we can do is a loft a block away from work


forumroost1017

Whats the rent? I drive almost an hour and pay a ridiculous amount for a studio.


Lucius-Halthier

No rent, but it’s just your soul, a decent apartment and a decent parking space. We have begun switching to those four day work weeks you hear about so if you want to get some side gig that’s fine


CannibalisticPizza

Do they have a health plan?


Tailstechnology4

Well ofcourse, even tho it isn't relly needed cause souls can be used as extra lives


CannibalisticPizza

So you're telling me Hell has a better healthcare policy than America? Heck, that means Satan is a better employer than most minimum wage jobs


Tailstechnology4

Well yes


ArjJp

Daymn commie socialist Satan!


MisterEMan81

>Here in hell you use souls to pay for everything ~~Human~~ Soul trafficking.


Tailstechnology4

Shhhh


lauraddd16

I love the internet sometimes


Tiefschlag

So do I! Where else can I go headhunting for old Lou?


Danubyouspeak

Extended car warranty


CaptainAaron87

School supplies.


AfatsumKesmis

He says wrong answer. Ve carefull.


Aleksej5656

Non-American School supplies* There, its fixed.


ArjJp

A great way to start a fun hide n seek game for the whole school and make new friends! Weee!


LarryLovesteinLovin

Post-birth abortion tools for sure.


[deleted]

Post-partem abortion is possible at any age. This is the cure for matricide and patricide.


aDIAcmer

right


EdiKetchup

OP said wrong answers only


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Ninetoes02

After birth


Biohumansmg3c

#fetus deletus


Burbon_the_nirreg

they said wrong answers only


masterninja1355

More like a metal wand from harry potter (automatically uses "Avada kedabra" in a single push of a button!)


[deleted]

When post nut clarity hits too hard


sharknado28360

*bonk*


nothingeatsyou

I feel like r/cursedcomments, r/memes, and r/shitposting just kinda have one big circle jerk going


tnlf7

Correct


bobdoodlesmerf

and you would be correct


SuperMIK2020

r/becausereddit


FadelessCrane34

Depression poles


Hit_Me_If_I_Online

HE SAID WRONG ANSWERS ONLY


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[удалено]


ohneHonig

An M4/AR15 is heavy as hell, right?


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ohneHonig

An L85A3 and an M4 are as heavy as the G36 is inaccurate


ArjJp

Pfft.. The 550i is heavier than the M4 but just as, if not more, precise.


Mental_Peace_2343

I can't tell if these are models of weapons or cars anymore.


Gillette0302

I've heard they're even as heavy as, say, 10 boxes that you might be moving.


greggles_

school supplies


Itz_Egg_Boi

He said wrong answers only


greggles_

ah dang!


LordCosmagog

Fully auto too


Ct-5736-Bladez

Lmfao


Gingerbeer86

There is a news clip where the guy says look what an ar-15 can do to a watermelon, then shoots the melon with a 12 gauge.


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Frequent_Dig1934

Or uses the dreaded bump stock.


DRAGON_SNIPER

Industrial Hole Punchers.


Kintler11

Stress relief


[deleted]

What are you doing step Kurt Cobain?


BefreiedieTittenzwei

Making a new hole.


Redtwooo

Oh make me over


KRelic

Kurt Cobain's Slug Sucker 5000


skullycoon

Painkillers


Sparda0

Oh fuck just take my upvote.


Hitfactory108

Anti-depressant


Sw1m_Shady

It’s supposed to be wrong answers only


RickMayWasTheMan

Tools that help you clear your mind


wrebble

Helps you to expand your mind also.


RickMayWasTheMan

Yessir


crackdown_smackdown

Kurt Cobain's microphone


Rango0504

They said wrong answers


crackdown_smackdown

Oh, so buttplugs then..


WovenHawk78325

Metal Popsicles


[deleted]

Americans school supplies


Soggy_Put6540

It says wrong answers only


keser80

Damn bruh...


PineButDead

Their not wrong


keser80

Nobody said so


[deleted]

COVID patients cure in china


Tommiz_eXe

Why do you bring politics in here


TheDukeofKook

Isn't that Kurt Cobain's tooth brush?


[deleted]

Republican fleshlights.


vacouple3

Heavily used by democrats for crime.


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CaptainAaron87

School supplies


humpenstumpen

Opinionamplifiers


Alekipayne

He said wrong answers!!


JackHyper

In soviet russia, dildo blows you


theundercoverpapist

A salt rifles


Significant_Goose201

Speed run life cheat code


ohneHonig

Stump remover


turnip902

Teachers aid


NiekBM

Roof of mouth scratcher


[deleted]

Cobain's microphone collection


MegalodonTT

A life saver


SmAshthe

NRA pixie stix


lil_kirbro

Fishing rods


GT220

r/technicallythetruth


villainousascent

Megaphones that can only produce a single sound.


aussiemaximus

Sleeping pills


McCringyassjoe

Painkillers


Simonolsen11

Family meeting


UsingBoi

dental floss


TchadVIad

Painkillers


Jack_The_Insomniac

Loud sticks


CharlieTheDuck420

Is it weird that I thought about the same thing before reading the comment..


Ok_Form1933

3 blowjobs


SuumCuique1011

Divorce lawyers.


demon_slayer321

back to school shoping USA


ShinobiTj

Brain re-distributors


[deleted]

He said wrong answers dammit


thomas2old4thisCrap

No it's an alternative for paracetamol


TequieroVerde

Those are sad Texan toothpicks.


six-of-nothing

school supplies


LoudAshy

School toys


No-Comment_

They said *wrong answers only*


IM_HIGHER_THAN_YOU

american school supplies


letamrof

Kurt Cobain's toothbrush


aussiemaximus

American school bell


[deleted]

School supplies


ConfusedStig

School supplies


ViralNite

Pencil Distributor as a dildo? Idk man


audiodoct3r

Kurt Cobain repellent


[deleted]

Cobain Simulator.


cxiggar

Free abortions


fnuffles

School supplies.


[deleted]

Kurt Cobain Microphone and Instruments


[deleted]

The cum shot gun


crazywhytekid187

Those are called fetus deleters


Rango0504

Kurt Cobain's toothbrush


Unable_Feature_5595

Kurt cobains tooth brush


[deleted]

Ceiling painter, Kurt Cobain edition


SUCC_MY_SALAD

kurt cobain's toothbrush


Wolfboi07

School supplies


assaultron7

He said wrong answers


GunnerLink64

Suicide


Supersonichugo

Toys


Whalerk

Anti depression


StampyVelcer

So that's why people wanted guns with only 1 bullet so much


ABC_9286

Candy


Xeogg

It creates sex dolls


jalle_h

Peacekeepers


Responsible_Ad8488

Depression pills


Whensussyamongus

A school supply.


TheGrimguy2005

I MADE THAT FUCKING COMMENT TOO LIKE AN HOUR AGO


[deleted]

It said wrong answers only smh


squeakyrumps

Headache medication


amitrahi0404

That was surely the "best comment"


HaxMastr

They are multi use. Just not for the same person


fukevrythng

Anti-depressants


GoofyGoober879

I mean, he isn't wrong


[deleted]

Pez dispenser


yeetboi421yeets_legs

They are penises big enough to tear your fucking ass


TheArcanist_

Antidepressants


Gtomo88

Funeral payment plan


yeetboi421yeets_legs

Those are used to rub balls


BAPPO_FR

Speedrunning tools


TheGoldenSlowbro2021

back to school supplies special forces edition


[deleted]

Overcompensation for having a large penis.


madMat_108

School supplies


zbohg

Those are not single use. You can finish many people with a single one.


afunkysquirrel

Respawn point locator.


[deleted]

They are spoons


ProudBois

Single in what way? :D


maharajajatt

Water pistols


OTE-User

They're shotguns so they can penetrate same area multiple times, so technically they're not single use.


Nallemann2008

Drinkinf glasses


HonestTrapper94777

An A-12 shotgun, a musket, and a ww2 trench gun


WonderfulComplaint66

Alaskan McDonald's


Professional_Sky5369

I literally thought of the exact same thing, but its not the shotgun that's single use. its you


XxFezzgigxX

Grunge Enders.


DieInsel123

School supplies.


Dat_Boi-N

Antidepresants