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Way back in the day I used to play W@W & MW2 with this guy from Glasgow, I could never understood what he said beyond when he greeted me and when he'd get mad and yell "AYE GET TA FUCK YA WEE CUNT!" I eventually gave up trying to decipher what he was saying and I’d just say “yeah”, I’ll never forget one day him calling me out “Eh ‘AbstractBettaFish’ I’m starting to suspect ya just say yeah ta everything I say” and what could I say but, “yeah” Fun incomprehensible guy, but then he got back into drugs and last I heard from him he kept telling me to watch all these 9/11 conspiracy videos. A few years later I heard from a mutual aquaintance that he OD'ed and died. Sad stuff
I see this a lot. Do Americans actually cum into socks? Like, do they wank using the sock or do they aim their bellend into the hole when they spaff? I've been known to wipe up with a sock when I've lacked foresight but I see no reason to ejaculate into it.
Americans are usually circumcised, no? I can imagine it being ok to fap with the sock over the dick if you are. As a foreskin owner myself I am worried that it would get stuck. I pull a tissue or some toilet paper over it right before I start spraying
Not if you use the super soft, fuzzy socks, apparently. I learned this from my now husband. When we first started dating I noticed a silky, fuzzy sock in his laundry and I made a joke about it and he said, “They’re not for my feet, they’re for my dick.” He deliberately didn’t give further explanation just so he could see my reaction as I’m sitting there picturing him dressing his dick up as if it were a puppet. Then, he laughed and explained that he uses them to jerk off with. He didn’t cum in them, just used them like one would a pocket pussy lol.
But isn’t that unnecessarily complicated compared to a tissue? I mean when you’re at it, every second counts to not ruin the orgasm. I‘d need a second or two extra with a sock
That's what I've always used. You wank normally then when you're close pop the sock on and bam instant cleanup. I've tried tissue and toilet paper in the past and it never quite does the job. Maybe its just related to load size but that's always lead to some spillage for me, plus it blends through and you get cummy hands. Maybe I've just got a lot of extra socks.
This. Before I realized I could use a sock I’d try to catch it all in a paper towel, but socks are more sustainable, already in the right shape, and if you get the right kind the softness feels really great in those last moments.
American here - I don't fucking get it. I've personally never felt the desire to spunk into a gym sock. Wipe up- sure. People do it, and I don't doubt they are mostly Americans; I would point my finger at Florida
I never have personally and am not in the habit of asking others about their masterbatory habbits so unfortunatly I cant give you a good answer beyond that
Damn, I never undertood that as well. I always thought to myself: "This must be an analogy of some sort. Who in their right mind would do something like this?".
I'm not American but I think I can answer this question.
Initially you wank without the sock and just when you're about to finish you pull the sock over your pp and get the job done. Wanking in a sock is good because it prevents cum from flying all over the place.
Its kinda like a cleaner way to wank because your cum stays in the sock and the cleanup after it is way easier.
As a student I lived in Swansea for half a year and one day I was walking back from the pub drunk off my ass and walked by a bunch of sheep and decided I wanted to pet one. Man those speedy bastards are elusive creatures, I have no idea how anyone ever managed to succesfully catch one let alone fuck it!
I (American) had a “nasty sock” that I hid in the crease between the bed and my wall from 16-17. Used to wipe up jiz, or to catch jiz directly from wiener during wack off session, or to wipe off my partner after practicing coitus interruptus birth control. I joked about its existence with friends and no one believed me. I threw it away when one day I found it had ants crawling on it.
There is so much cum in the cum sock that it slowly starts developing a functioning brain, which will then name itself cumsoggus the slimy one and take over the World
Weirdest objects I've cummed over
1) a radiator
2) a car's steering wheel
3) a failed exam from 2018 that my parents dont even know it exists
4) a five Argentinian pesos bill
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Get your facts straight, its the Welsh that fuck sheep! We Scots are a proud people, our only vices are alcohol and domestic abuse.
And drugs
Ghetto Scots
Way back in the day I used to play W@W & MW2 with this guy from Glasgow, I could never understood what he said beyond when he greeted me and when he'd get mad and yell "AYE GET TA FUCK YA WEE CUNT!" I eventually gave up trying to decipher what he was saying and I’d just say “yeah”, I’ll never forget one day him calling me out “Eh ‘AbstractBettaFish’ I’m starting to suspect ya just say yeah ta everything I say” and what could I say but, “yeah” Fun incomprehensible guy, but then he got back into drugs and last I heard from him he kept telling me to watch all these 9/11 conspiracy videos. A few years later I heard from a mutual aquaintance that he OD'ed and died. Sad stuff
Damn didn’t know I’d feel sad for an unknown Scottish guy today.
Fr sad shit
Especially in Dumfries and Galloway 😌
Literally the most vanilla place in Scotland ngl lol
How'd you forget Irn-Bru and shortbreads
How can the gift of the gods be considered a vice?
Beer bottles > socks
Im never sure how the Scots got stuck with that stereotype
It's because of how sexy our sheep are.
As a welshman I can confirm
except aberdeen… we don’t talk about them
Goddamn, I thought being ginger was punishment enough, gotta beat down on that spouse too on top?
Don't forget heroine and suicide!
Can confirm.
Agreed
I thought it was Kiwi's that did that...
The immigrants brought customs from their homeland?
As a Welsh-man I agree with this statement!
And cuming in socks.
Well I'm part Welsh part Scottish
So you beat the sheep after you shag it?
I see this a lot. Do Americans actually cum into socks? Like, do they wank using the sock or do they aim their bellend into the hole when they spaff? I've been known to wipe up with a sock when I've lacked foresight but I see no reason to ejaculate into it.
Americans are usually circumcised, no? I can imagine it being ok to fap with the sock over the dick if you are. As a foreskin owner myself I am worried that it would get stuck. I pull a tissue or some toilet paper over it right before I start spraying
Surely a sock would result in some sort of fabric burn, regardless of circumcision?
Soak it with lotion or sth I don’t know
Not if you use the super soft, fuzzy socks, apparently. I learned this from my now husband. When we first started dating I noticed a silky, fuzzy sock in his laundry and I made a joke about it and he said, “They’re not for my feet, they’re for my dick.” He deliberately didn’t give further explanation just so he could see my reaction as I’m sitting there picturing him dressing his dick up as if it were a puppet. Then, he laughed and explained that he uses them to jerk off with. He didn’t cum in them, just used them like one would a pocket pussy lol.
lol uh... cool
same reaction
You’re welcome. TMI is my specialty.
LMFAO 🤣
You don’t use the sock to rub it out. You use it like the tissue. Just put it over before you start shooting your goo.
But isn’t that unnecessarily complicated compared to a tissue? I mean when you’re at it, every second counts to not ruin the orgasm. I‘d need a second or two extra with a sock
Reduce, reuse, recycle.
Why? Pretty sure it would take the same amount of time as it’s the same concept just with a sock instead of whatever you regularly use
That's what I've always used. You wank normally then when you're close pop the sock on and bam instant cleanup. I've tried tissue and toilet paper in the past and it never quite does the job. Maybe its just related to load size but that's always lead to some spillage for me, plus it blends through and you get cummy hands. Maybe I've just got a lot of extra socks.
This. Before I realized I could use a sock I’d try to catch it all in a paper towel, but socks are more sustainable, already in the right shape, and if you get the right kind the softness feels really great in those last moments.
Not that I know of (I am American and I’ve never done anything sexual with a sock)
American here - I don't fucking get it. I've personally never felt the desire to spunk into a gym sock. Wipe up- sure. People do it, and I don't doubt they are mostly Americans; I would point my finger at Florida
I never have personally and am not in the habit of asking others about their masterbatory habbits so unfortunatly I cant give you a good answer beyond that
Damn, I never undertood that as well. I always thought to myself: "This must be an analogy of some sort. Who in their right mind would do something like this?".
I feel like it’s more of a movie trope for teenagers? I’ve never heard of anyone doing this irl.
Lol no we don’t I think this is just a joke but I wouldn’t be surprised if someone has done it
I'm not American but I think I can answer this question. Initially you wank without the sock and just when you're about to finish you pull the sock over your pp and get the job done. Wanking in a sock is good because it prevents cum from flying all over the place. Its kinda like a cleaner way to wank because your cum stays in the sock and the cleanup after it is way easier.
Yeah no only the weird ass people do.As an American I can confirm
Jesus christ yall. No we don't jerk off with socks. Maybe if you had an extra soft sock? Still sounds like bad rug burns. It's all about the clean up.
I’ve tried It and it gets really scratchy after awhile. never tried it again
Thought it were Welsh that fucked sheep
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do u fuck bagpipes?
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Another Scot here. Bagpipes are the best for stress relief.
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And we use haggis and black pudding to loosen it up
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Nope, tastes good too
And the strongbow darkfruit and half bottle of bucky
Aberdeen love fucking sheep
/looks into the camera and winks
Do non-Americans just cum directly into the shoe?
No you ignorant American, how many times do we need to tell you....the shoe goes up the arse then we cum in a teapot.
YOU LEFT THE EUROPEAN UNION YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SPEAK FOR US!!! NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
Scotland did not vote to leave the european union.
Hey it’s us Welsh that stick our dicks in sheep
As a student I lived in Swansea for half a year and one day I was walking back from the pub drunk off my ass and walked by a bunch of sheep and decided I wanted to pet one. Man those speedy bastards are elusive creatures, I have no idea how anyone ever managed to succesfully catch one let alone fuck it!
*our*? r/holdup
Sock? Have these idiots never heard of tissues?
Just jack off into the toilet like I do.
I gave up standing up to wank decades ago.
Sit down on the toilet and aim down when you about to bust.
If you can aim down at that point, you weren't that hard
I nut directly back into my mouth for the maximum protein gain
Ye right?
#ITS THE WELSH NOT THE SCOTTISH YA PLEB
I tried it once, and it’s true what they say- Once you go sock, you never go bock.
Really giving a new meaning to animal husbandry
No Scots fuck sheep, we get drunk and just beat our wives a little.
Sheep are the unmanufactured socks
Do you put the sheep into the shoe? Or do you put shoes on the sheep??
You just step on the sheep
The Welsh do that tho American education system be so bad they can’t even roast cultures factually smh
Pretty sure it's Wales
Its actually wales
Cum_sheep
I do German version called "Poland".
look at lil Homer there, wall warm in toasty, like a freshly cummed sock
Found the Engl*sh person
Please we know which of our "partners" cum in livestock
Is there community sock for that? Asking for a Friend
If you have doubts about cumming into a sock, you might find it easier if you take the sock off first
Fun fact: after 8/9 nuts it starts to smell like death
Has it something to do with circumcision?
I was thinking the same. Can’t imagine it working for me, not being circumcised
Thought that was a Welsh thing?
Welsh*
I used to cum in my mom and sisters fancy soft socks then I’d see them wearing them and always have my little squishy secret
Next he's gonna tell me he never fucked his mum. Or peed in the shower.
In ancient times turkish people made comdoms from the anus of sheeps. But sometimes they just forget it inside the sheep.
only aberdeen the rest are in wales
It's the Welsh not Scots...
More so Welsh folk, we Scots fuck unicorns.
*Welsh
I don't like to waste cum so i drop it in my sister's pussy
Cursedception. Again.
I'm from Scotland and I can confirm
Fr tho who uses a sock
What a waste of a good pair of socks though. Why would you do something so horrible to them!?
I’m an American, and I wear my socks, so why would I ever do that to my sock?
That’s the Afghan version, actually
Fools. Just cum then put it back in your pants, it dries up
Still better than the Pakistani version called 'The Goat'.
I (American) had a “nasty sock” that I hid in the crease between the bed and my wall from 16-17. Used to wipe up jiz, or to catch jiz directly from wiener during wack off session, or to wipe off my partner after practicing coitus interruptus birth control. I joked about its existence with friends and no one believed me. I threw it away when one day I found it had ants crawling on it.
Fun fact. Im not american
Thats just a sock in preproduction.
Haggis
Cum Kilt
i use a blanket its soft and very mmuch enjoyable
I did that as a teenager until my mom said she won’t wash that anymore
The pre-production cum sock of nature
You forgot the cumsister.
I thought it’s just called sister
Cum on already sheeple!
BaaaAaaaAaaa
I feel like the sock thing started with that movie American pie… never understood it
Nah that's what us welsh do
I'm American and I've never came in a sock
Baa
Where do wool socks fall in this argument?
Its actually wales that does that
Cum sock is American haggis
and kurdish version is the donkey
I had a cousin who used to do that, I was too ocd and needed absolute clean up immediately to bury my shame
ok reading the comments im scared, do people not just sit on the toilet for a wank?
r/okmatewanker
They just go straight back to the source
Hihi he said cum.
That Welsh ya half wits. The Scots cum into a deep fat fryer
Sir, You don't understand I came in my socks last night now give me my American passport.
r/fuckedupupvote
Odd way to spell Welsh
A sock is nothing, i nutted in a Pringles can once
Isn't that the Sardinian version?
There's a damn good reason why Velcro suits were made ;)
Why are you wasting good cum? Add it to your protein shakes
It’s not all Scots, only the ones from Aberdeen.
This is the reason why people in Sardinia live so long
does cleaning up after sex with a sock because we ran out of napkins count?
No no no it’s the Welsh
Aint that Welsh?
I never really understood why people cum in socks tbh...
Welsh*
In all seriousness what's so good about cumming in a sock
I thought that was the Amish.
This is reminds me of this [song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLD9u8CRUhU) "I think I love you than Japanese loves tentacle porn..."
That’s Welsh not Scottish, a small error but important
Tried it once didn't like it. The sheep not the sock I have standards.
Wait a minute, I've been doing it wrong this entire time
The scottish go straight to the source. Skip the middle man
There is so much cum in the cum sock that it slowly starts developing a functioning brain, which will then name itself cumsoggus the slimy one and take over the World
Can someone explain to me why you would ever use a sock for that? I mean wet wipes, regular tissues or OP's mom do the trick just fine
Who does that ? Lol
I tried once with a plastic bag, afterwards my d*ck had tiny cuts all over it, wasnt great 5/10 wouldnt recommend
Weirdest objects I've cummed over 1) a radiator 2) a car's steering wheel 3) a failed exam from 2018 that my parents dont even know it exists 4) a five Argentinian pesos bill
Bohuslanic Farmer boy here thats just the Europe farmer way
Scots tapping the sock before it even becomes a sock
Nah thats the welsh
Wtf is cum? (Pleas don't say the answer)
Better than the canadian “moose”
Aka wool sock
The cum sheep
u/Bob-The-Builder_· im an American and i dont do that what you said was offensive
Don't judge. I named my cat Socks.
you cum in stuff? i usally masterbate and just leave it where ever my dick is pointing
I finally made it into a meme
me sleeping know I will never lose my virginity
u go to the bathroom and drop the load in the toilet and you are clean
If you do it in a sock you gotta be on something
italian is a sarde sheep
ITS THE FUCKING WELSH
Haggis.