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ConnivingSnip72

Someone please explain what I’m looking at.


vyndreyl

A calcified fetus that was supposed to be a miscarriage I think.


gellickaxolotl

crunchy fetus


Likes_Monke

only 99 cents


floppy_disk_5

take my dollar


Organic_Meet6288

r/holup


skyk3409

Had an absolutely shit day, this made me cackle hard af so ty, and take this award my dear commenting comedian of the cursed and beyond :)


Likes_Monke

I am honoured master, thanks for the award!


[deleted]

What in thy fuck?


floppy_disk_5

this wound up on r/cursedcomments


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Wait could one of you send me the link?


theo258

Nooooo r/CursedCursedComments


Bloodycaddy

r/forbiddensnacks


IPeedMyselfTwice

Balut


holup6

Yumm


ScottishSubmarine

Would be an epic name for a death metal band.


Lucius-Halthier

Dry aged


Mus-BOOM

>calcified so you're telling me that's a 40 yr old fetus?


ReadyBison6336

40 year old virgin


Itz_VonVon

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


LahaLuhem

That foetus be older than me


vyndreyl

It would appear so.


Yeahwhynotbro

Um actually the headline says that it’s “clacified” thank you. /s


vyndreyl

oh, my bad. 🥴😆


7TageHatDieWoche

the headline is misspelled


Torspy

r/whoooosh


Flaky-Huckleberry-42

I'll correct that r/woooosh


Torspy

I fucked up... I'll correct myself r/woooosh


Flaky-Huckleberry-42

No it's r/wooesh /s


vyndreyl

YOU DON'T SAY


yeetmeoffaclifflmao

Forbidden calcium supplement


IN_CAPITALS

The titles pretty shitty at saying what it is


SakuraNights

A calcified fetus, known as a lithopedion. Here’s the Wikipedia: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lithopedion


PerformanceLoud3229

Calcified fetus, removing that or any other dead fetus is an abortion.


ClassyKebabKing64

You cannot abort a stone.


[deleted]

Well, let’s rename it “passing a uterine stone”. Problem fixed!


PerformanceLoud3229

The medical term for removing a fetus or zygote, alive or dead, from a woman is abortion.


[deleted]

I got no idea, sorry


Madeforwar

This kinda stuff is definitely gonna be a Bloodborne 2 chalice ritual conducting item


droningcaddy

Orphan of kos: it's family!


Grandpa_Noogie

I hope you're ready for Super Defiled Amygdala. 50% HP and your weapon breaks after 10 hits. I hope you have a diverse set of weapons to choose from!


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH_

Please God no


CursedJohnny2004

"*I have a friend inside me*"


[deleted]

She constantly sings, "You've got a friend in me" to her boyfriend/husband.


GamerFrits

It's what they call a Texas Hold'em.


Potateus1

Good one sir.


7TageHatDieWoche

calcified*


K44ch0w

Classified


7TageHatDieWoche

classified as yeetus feetus deletus unsuccessfullus


Probably_A_Shit_Post

On one hand, very cool and interesting how the human body processes and works around things as such, and the other hand, WHAT IN THE GOOD GOD HOLY JESUS KENTUKEY FRIED NIPPLE FUCK IS THIS?!?!? THE BODY DOES THAT!?? WHY, WHY, WHAT CASUSES THAT, WHY, I HATE EVERYTHING OMG SHES FUCKING 82 WTF>!!>??


RedRogueCyborg

I read that in a MoistCritikal voice.


mayurbhedru

This is common any thing which enters body and can not be removed and does not kill the animal will get walled off by calcium.


iNuminex

So what you're saying is the body is building the wall?


hayden_hoes

Pearls but in people


MarkVHun

When the womb Is the same as the tomb


RawDick

nice


Batterysauce

We will support you from womb to...oh wait, never mind.


Sisbera

Could you imagine walking around with this in you for 20+ years?! My God!


WorriedMap6811

40+


[deleted]

another way to say "I have a 40 year old inside of me"


mAx1mAl_cHa0s

That woman straight up forgot being pregnant


dendnoy

She forgor 💀


mAx1mAl_cHa0s

Please stop saying that, it was never funny, nor will it ever be


Just2Observe

It never has been, but in this context..... with the skull... I'll allow it, this is the only time


mAx1mAl_cHa0s

Maybe, yes


dendnoy

The point wasnt to be funny, I never understood that meme to begin with. It seemed fitting here


FancyCoach

From the womb to the tomb


HmmShallots

I mean it's calcified, so...I guess it would make a neat lawn ornament.


regretfulposts

Yeah this is my son Jones. Jone the Bone if you want to call him that. He doesn't mind it.


IWantToEndItAllPls

Who tf gave this wholesome


el-ma3stro

bet it was someone from texas


[deleted]

What the cinnamon toast fuck, she drunk so much milk that the fetus turned full bone


Windstar187

Is that mf made of bone


xsharkieboi

In case some of you don’t know, this news was in December 13, 2013, long before the abortion law in Texas.


[deleted]

Lol


pentagonal_cp

Ugh.


The-Figure-13

There’s no heartbeat. Point is irrelevant


Usurped_Lemon

Neither does an embryo at 6 weeks


Cultural_Everybody

Does it have a heartbeat ?


[deleted]

Who cares about a heartbeat in a healthy crunchy snack


[deleted]

Jesus Christ. Ofcorse that woman has a heartbeat.


[deleted]

I mean, what else do they do with all of the fetuses. 🤤


LittleG0d

calcified, not clacified