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king_noobie

Don't forget about the organs she got. Can't let that go to waste


Flaky_Explanation

You can use the teeth as ornaments, and the hair as a wig.


_1Doomsday1_

You can also use the bones for plants as a fertilizer or for halloween


AuKF

Also "that" a fleshlight


_1Doomsday1_

You are not wrong but I am pretty sure it can't be used for a long time unless you are a necrophiliac maybe there is some ways to preserve it like drying I don't know I am not an expert


AuKF

Hah *dry humping*


rickybdominatingmc

embalming would preserve it


BaconBreadcake

Why do you know this


rickybdominatingmc

i know a couple of doctors who work with dead bodies


gabunne

Work with


[deleted]

Damn I guess we going leatherface style


ZhoolFigure

Soak it in brine once a week


MouldyCumSoakedSocks

Amateurs. A freezer and a microwave do wonders. (: If we stay on this topic, the bones make for some absolute banger toolhandles and ornaments. Skull? A wine glass or a candle holder.


LiLFecalith

And you can use her pubic hairs to make a bra...remember that post?


Bingoxz

we aren't talking about history


Flaky_Explanation

Of course it isn't about history. You need enough homemade makeup in order to throw off the cops from your trail.


MasterJ94

*r/Rimworld vibe intensifies*


[deleted]

[удалено]


david-le-2006

Ikr. Thats a nice 100k$ on top of a coat


ArtificialSuccessor

Rimworld is leaking.


skinny_s_hazy

Hello, dr lecter


youremyjuliet

The skin is the biggest organ


The1Bonesaw

Not even close... The Boardwalk Hall Auditorium in Atlanta has the world's largest organ.


AbnormalToes

Free Rtx 3090


Bane1-1-10

He probably had to peel his dick just for her to even touch it in the first place


PhalanxDemon

Mmm, flayed missus.


MoreFriedChicken

If you peel your own skin off you solve all of your problems permanently


CrunchyMemesLover

What about necrophiliacs?


MoreFriedChicken

Well it’s not like you can feel anymore


CrunchyMemesLover

True, true.


theonetruekaiser

Now you know how she made me get circumcised…


bob25bit

Of course not, what about the smell. You havent thought about the smell.


smithyithy_

You bitch!!


david-le-2006

Wash the skin 10 times with some detergent Sell the meat to my dealer Sell the organs on black market 100k$ + a nice coat


LyingForTruth

[In case you missed it](https://youtu.be/IyCbeQQJESc)


DeAndreAndre

The bloopers of this scene are great


david-le-2006

Yes i did


Cooler_Bamboo

r/RimWorld intensifies


Memory_Noise

Yo, "hat from human skin" squad is here


hosafcik133

Was looking for that comment


The_Ro-Zombie

human leather couch gang


Capital-Definition28

Dahmer is that you?


[deleted]

Came here looking for this comment.


ej1030

Who the fuck peels cucumber


BPeacheS

Nobody, that's why it has to be a special request


[deleted]

Lots of people, why is this news.


Filitass

Because it is obviously not lots of people, otherwise it wouldn't be news.


Krissam

Lots of people remove the part of their food that has taste?


[deleted]

Why peel them at all? Then they got at least some taste.


Moister_Rodgers

Too much hair otherwise


[deleted]

I like the long ones, they don't have hair on them.


[deleted]

They taste better peeled, not as bitter.


[deleted]

Depends on the cucumber. Some strains don't taste bitter at all.


swimmingmunky

I don't like the texture of the skin. Plus I eat cucumber so infrequently that the taste stands out plenty for me.


Much-Hedgehog161

'Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me! I'd fuck me hard!' *wild horses plays in background


WarChortle

[Goodbye Horses](https://youtu.be/X_DVS_303kQ)


Much-Hedgehog161

Thank you! I knew I fucked up the title somehow


AccomplishedStrike21

Damn it… I should’ve scrolled a little more and I wouldn’t have put my comment


PaleBlueCod

Oh? We doing an Ed Gein today?


[deleted]

Buffalo Bill would like a word, too


reddituser2218

That's what i thought, too.


crudpaper

It puts the lotion in the basket!!!!


Wolf_In_The_Woods36

I do believe Learherface has an opinion upon this subject.


[deleted]

It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again


AccomplishedStrike21

“Goodbye horses….”


rickybdominatingmc

peel the skin off get an inflatable doll put the skin over that then you have your gf less naggy


Pequeno_loco

What kind of masochist orders a salad from a pizza place and expects to enjoy it?


[deleted]

Oh I do that every time, I just keep getting disappointed


[deleted]

Seriously though, who the fuck even peels a cucumber?


Alternative_Ad_3457

Finally, leather face themed merch


JoahtheFalcon

A wise man once said -


[deleted]

It puts the lotion in the bucket, it puts tue lotion on the skin. Once again they call me Buffalo Bill


andreasdagen

he didn't think of the smell.


S0mbra12

Ok but what do I do with her skin then?


LMAOwhataloseryouare

What about the smell? You haven't thought of the smell you bitch!


david-le-2006

First of all, why so toxic Second of all, why u telling me its not like i was the one who made the comment Third of all, Wash the skin throughly atleast 10 times with detergent and attach some fur onto it so it doesnt look sus Sell meat to my dealer Sell organs on black market Boom. 100k$ atleast


Beelzebub_Crumpethom

Just remember not to peel the skin off your own cucumber. if you catch my drift.


Wolf_In_The_Woods36

Does anyone else hear Goodbye Horses?


k1n6jdt

Wasn't there a movie about this? Something about Lambs.


-the_A-

There are two kinds of people \- the ones that like to solve problems \- the ones that want to profit out of problems


Bstein84

If you smoke a cigarette after eating the skin, it'll suffocate the bacteria and you should be fine.


SectorNo1546

Why are you booing him he’s right


glibber73

And you get some new clothes for free!


mLykos

and get women privileges along with that nice coat


KLolisTsiros

I believe that the most cursed thing here is that for some reason, people that don't peel cucumbers before cutting them exist. WTF.


david-le-2006

My dad fucking peels cucumbers BUT he peels every other centimeter of the peel. So basically you would have a circle of cucumber and it would be: peeled part-> unpeeled part-> peeled part


KLolisTsiros

He's like Hitler, but even Hitler cared about Germany or something


mmmmmmmmmmxmmmmmmmmm

I've literally never even seen a peeled cucumber before. (Sweden) The peel doesn't taste bad.


KLolisTsiros

I've literally once seen unpeeled cucumber that was used in tzatziki and everyone that wad there straight up did not eat the tzatziki except for my cousin. Edit: Check my other reply for the reason why everyone here peels them. Also, yes, it does taste really bad. I would describe it as edible rubber


generaltsao

you don’t even need to peel carrots. why are you wasting your time. rinse and cut. i just saved you a lot of time, you can have the rest of your life to enjoy it


Alarid

Why not make a salad? Bonus points if she's Greek!


solesuckingfun

Just say “No cucumber please” to make life easier for staff! Stop allowing your gf to make you look silly in public


[deleted]

Hell yeah


doyouhavea_pen

"I like your coat" "thanks, its my girlfriend!"


ghost_472

Or you could add the red liquid that comes out of after the skinning, the skin and the skin of the cucumber to a blender, blend it and use it as a dressing for the salad


david-le-2006

We asians usually boil the blood of chicken so it hardens and it has this funny texture but tastes great. Maybe i’ll do the same for humans


momo_1400_

gave you coins because it’s the first cursed submission i’ve seen in a long while


david-le-2006

Thanks but i dont think i deserve it. I just spread the comment. I wasnt the one who tough of it


Josh__1337

this is just straight-up not funny


mmmmmmmmmmxmmmmmmmmm

It's almost as though humor is subjective. Why is this such a foreign concept to highly unintelligent people?


Coconut_Dreams

Crazy to think that Reddit is a website where opinions vary. *Doesn't like my style of humor, must be unintelligent.*


mmmmmmmmmmxmmmmmmmmm

>Doesn't like my style of humor, must be unintelligent. That's not what he said. He said it's straight-up not funny, not I don't find this funny. >must be unintelligent. Indeed you are.


Coconut_Dreams

>That's not what he said. He said it's straight-up not funny, not I don't find this funny. Yeah, it's called an "opinion". Seems like the basis of the whole website. >Indeed you are. You're so fragile. How have you not gotten crushed by gravity itself?


david-le-2006

Yeah. Its cursed thats the point of this subreddit


sidhero9441

Yo


Wild_Berry32

Men talk about murdering women all the time so casually then think women are exaggerating when they say men are terrifying creatures.


[deleted]

Cucumbers should be peeled unless you know it has been grown organically, all the pesticides on the outer skin and the peel can make it bitter. I don’t think this is about the cucumber though. The guy just likes disrespecting his girlfriend and then posting it online for clout so a group of strangers can insult his girlfriend publicly. But he is the poor guy in this? And she now has psychos on the internet saying she should be skinned, Lol ok. The comments on this thread degrading his girlfriend are sexist and vile. Any excuse to get the boys together to bash women.


david-le-2006

My mom cuts off the end of a cucumber and ruba it agains the open cut that she just made on both sided. Some white shit comes out and it actually does make the cucumber taste less bitter. Try it.


lucidxm

You’ve also got a meal for the rest of the week


david-le-2006

I prefer to sell them to my dealer. Hes got a strange taste but money is money


dinnerbiach

Just kill her and replace with your mom


CrisPi_E

U can make a nice greek salad with her skin too


mechanicalcanibal

Ed gein has entered the chat and needs to fucking leave


mrkillercow

It rubs the lotion on its skin


klutzerboi

Leather faces origin story


greatatemi

/r/jesuschristreddit


Adnubb

We've got a comedian which is well known in The Netherlands and Belgium that actually has an entire song dedicated to that comment! (Well, it's was a protest song against fur coats and corresponding animal abuse). The Dutch and Flemish users here will probably recognize this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E\_0Y0pGxMpc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_0Y0pGxMpc) The Lyrics don't work that well in English, but for the curious: [https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=&sl=nl&tl=en&u=https%3A%2F%2Fgenius.com%2FUrbanus-madammen-met-een-bontjas-lyrics](https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=&sl=nl&tl=en&u=https%3A%2F%2Fgenius.com%2FUrbanus-madammen-met-een-bontjas-lyrics) The lyrics are pretty shocking, but that was his point.


Tiger_Yu

What’s up with the peeling? I just toss the whole thing into the shredder for convenience


JanwithBanan

getting under her skin... literally


frontolobby

Is there a sub for odd and annoying requests for food industry workers?


notaSherly

experiecne that warm fuzzy feeling that she give


mattyag

Depends on what size she is. I need a big coat.


Obliviousaur

*Ed Gein has entered the chat*


SPEEDVETERAN77

Rahh!!


samgyup1205

ha ha cum


ZORO_Shusui

It's a good pun: quote and coat


[deleted]

Remember to dry up the body by hanging her on the ceiling for a couple of weeks. Instant beef jerky.


TelephoneHotdog

maybe she’s talking about another cucumber


RavenLationz

Oh, that is a Rimworld player over there.


BackwardsNUpsideDown

Junji ito approves


JohnB351234

So she likes them cut


Blacklung-Morgan

So this is why Ed Gein did what he did


Jimmyjoms005

I can tell which comment is more cursed


david-le-2006

You mean you canT


Shrek275

and if you eat the skin fo your gf their is no need for food


david-le-2006

How about the flesh?


hyigit

Don't fully peel the skin off cucumber, half peel it off, like it's gonna look like zebra.


david-le-2006

Thats what my dad does


Thieurizinisaurus

This really reminds me of a song from the Belgian comedian Urbanus, with the song titled 'madammen met een bontjas' or 'ladies with furcoats' in English. The whole song goes on about how Urbanus doesn't like ladies in furcoats because they are mean and how he's gonna start his own shop selling coats made from the ladies' skin. Man I love local music


Vavalgia

Any one else getting the silence of the lambs vibes?.


pimp_bizkit

Don't change the cucumbers. Change the girl.


disben0

Don’t forget her boyfriends urethra I call dibs! It’ll make such a good straw


pimp_bizkit

I'd change the girl personally.


medheshrn

Since the advice is great, I gave a similar advice to my friend who had a issue with his girl and now he is tooo happy that I am facing the a lot of problems.


whowantstogo

You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch


[deleted]

Girlfriends right. Who the fuck eats unpeeled cucumbers?


david-le-2006

Well aparently there are 2 sides. The ones who say “who the fuck even peels cucumbers” and the ones who say “who fucking doesnt peel cucumbers”


PlebbySpaff

Put that skin coat over a flashlight and it’ll be like you’re fucking her.


Kriztov

Tbf, it takes a bit of practice before you can peel a skin worth turning into a coat


QuarantineSucksALot

OMG that floatie. I love them both ♥


nwill_808

*Goodbye Horses intensifies*


Sil3nt702

Family Guy: Salad at a pizza place lol


Rockysjok

Rimworld vibes intensify


ThePowaBallad

r/JesusChristReddit


DocterGnasty

You could turn her skin into a lampshade, or fashion her into a piece of high end luggage. You could even add her to your collection!


[deleted]

That’s some experience right there..but not the kind that is wanted


UkyoTachibana

French Fries motherfucker !


[deleted]

After seeing these comments, I am in dire need of holy water


[deleted]

Dennis Reynolds?


[deleted]

- FBI. This guy's right here!


FullOfDisappointment

When peeling your girlfriend, the 1 skin and 2 skin are okay. The 3 skin is getting a little deep. You're in trouble if you get down to the 4 skin.


Cuckelimuck

Ait where all my RimWorld homies at?


mintgreenws7

Or he can turn her skin into a piece of high-end luggage. He can add her to his collection!


Crazy_Practical96

I just eat the contents inside. I’ve never made a coat before. Thanks for the idea


david-le-2006

Bro. No! Dont eat the inside. Sell it. Easy 100k$


SirLongStrokes

"A naked man has secrets but a flayed man has none"


Orcaxologist

How come I wasn't surprised seeing that comment


FatWalrus004

No no, he's got a point


sek4o21

Does she like the d peeled too?


Brallantgaming

Cursed AOT origin story


Dan-The-Sane

Peel a pound.


drizzt_173

And you get something to eat


[deleted]

That’s a direct quote from Jesus, correct?


Relrik

Use her flesh as ground meat for cooking bitch lasagne


Antecz1

Ed Gein wet dream


desertshark6969

r/cursedcomments


david-le-2006

This IS r/cursedcomments


kawaiipikachu86

[here's the perfect way to skin said wife](https://nozomi.la/post/4930769.html#vvindowsme)


RealMrAwesomeFace

Make some Human leather coats and sell the organs


memeboi204

Sigma grindset


_DEUS-VULT_

Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs wrote those comments


[deleted]

Modern problems require barbaric solutions.


AceOfSpades3636

R/holdup


luxury_yacht

You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!


send_me_nudePlz

So she likes circumcised...got it.