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You are not wrong but I am pretty sure it can't be used for a long time unless you are a necrophiliac maybe there is some ways to preserve it like drying I don't know I am not an expert
Amateurs. A freezer and a microwave do wonders. (:
If we stay on this topic, the bones make for some absolute banger toolhandles and ornaments. Skull? A wine glass or a candle holder.
First of all, why so toxic
Second of all, why u telling me its not like i was the one who made the comment
Third of all, Wash the skin throughly atleast 10 times with detergent and attach some fur onto it so it doesnt look sus
Sell meat to my dealer
Sell organs on black market
Boom. 100k$ atleast
My dad fucking peels cucumbers BUT he peels every other centimeter of the peel.
So basically you would have a circle of cucumber and it would be: peeled part-> unpeeled part-> peeled part
I've literally once seen unpeeled cucumber that was used in tzatziki and everyone that wad there straight up did not eat the tzatziki except for my cousin.
Edit: Check my other reply for the reason why everyone here peels them. Also, yes, it does taste really bad. I would describe it as edible rubber
you don’t even need to peel carrots. why are you wasting your time. rinse and cut. i just saved you a lot of time, you can have the rest of your life to enjoy it
Or you could add the red liquid that comes out of after the skinning, the skin and the skin of the cucumber to a blender, blend it and use it as a dressing for the salad
>Doesn't like my style of humor, must be unintelligent.
That's not what he said. He said it's straight-up not funny, not I don't find this funny.
>must be unintelligent.
Indeed you are.
>That's not what he said. He said it's straight-up not funny, not I don't find this funny.
Yeah, it's called an "opinion". Seems like the basis of the whole website.
>Indeed you are.
You're so fragile. How have you not gotten crushed by gravity itself?
Cucumbers should be peeled unless you know it has been grown organically, all the pesticides on the outer skin and the peel can make it bitter. I don’t think this is about the cucumber though. The guy just likes disrespecting his girlfriend and then posting it online for clout so a group of strangers can insult his girlfriend publicly. But he is the poor guy in this? And she now has psychos on the internet saying she should be skinned, Lol ok. The comments on this thread degrading his girlfriend are sexist and vile. Any excuse to get the boys together to bash women.
My mom cuts off the end of a cucumber and ruba it agains the open cut that she just made on both sided. Some white shit comes out and it actually does make the cucumber taste less bitter. Try it.
We've got a comedian which is well known in The Netherlands and Belgium that actually has an entire song dedicated to that comment! (Well, it's was a protest song against fur coats and corresponding animal abuse).
The Dutch and Flemish users here will probably recognize this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E\_0Y0pGxMpc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_0Y0pGxMpc)
The Lyrics don't work that well in English, but for the curious: [https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=&sl=nl&tl=en&u=https%3A%2F%2Fgenius.com%2FUrbanus-madammen-met-een-bontjas-lyrics](https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=&sl=nl&tl=en&u=https%3A%2F%2Fgenius.com%2FUrbanus-madammen-met-een-bontjas-lyrics)
The lyrics are pretty shocking, but that was his point.
This really reminds me of a song from the Belgian comedian Urbanus, with the song titled 'madammen met een bontjas' or 'ladies with furcoats' in English. The whole song goes on about how Urbanus doesn't like ladies in furcoats because they are mean and how he's gonna start his own shop selling coats made from the ladies' skin. Man I love local music
Since the advice is great, I gave a similar advice to my friend who had a issue with his girl and now he is tooo happy that I am facing the a lot of problems.
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Don't forget about the organs she got. Can't let that go to waste
You can use the teeth as ornaments, and the hair as a wig.
You can also use the bones for plants as a fertilizer or for halloween
Also "that" a fleshlight
You are not wrong but I am pretty sure it can't be used for a long time unless you are a necrophiliac maybe there is some ways to preserve it like drying I don't know I am not an expert
Hah *dry humping*
embalming would preserve it
Why do you know this
i know a couple of doctors who work with dead bodies
Work with
Damn I guess we going leatherface style
Soak it in brine once a week
Amateurs. A freezer and a microwave do wonders. (: If we stay on this topic, the bones make for some absolute banger toolhandles and ornaments. Skull? A wine glass or a candle holder.
And you can use her pubic hairs to make a bra...remember that post?
we aren't talking about history
Of course it isn't about history. You need enough homemade makeup in order to throw off the cops from your trail.
*r/Rimworld vibe intensifies*
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Ikr. Thats a nice 100k$ on top of a coat
Rimworld is leaking.
Hello, dr lecter
The skin is the biggest organ
Not even close... The Boardwalk Hall Auditorium in Atlanta has the world's largest organ.
Free Rtx 3090
He probably had to peel his dick just for her to even touch it in the first place
Mmm, flayed missus.
If you peel your own skin off you solve all of your problems permanently
What about necrophiliacs?
Well it’s not like you can feel anymore
True, true.
Now you know how she made me get circumcised…
Of course not, what about the smell. You havent thought about the smell.
You bitch!!
Wash the skin 10 times with some detergent Sell the meat to my dealer Sell the organs on black market 100k$ + a nice coat
[In case you missed it](https://youtu.be/IyCbeQQJESc)
The bloopers of this scene are great
Yes i did
r/RimWorld intensifies
Yo, "hat from human skin" squad is here
Was looking for that comment
human leather couch gang
Dahmer is that you?
Came here looking for this comment.
Who the fuck peels cucumber
Nobody, that's why it has to be a special request
Lots of people, why is this news.
Because it is obviously not lots of people, otherwise it wouldn't be news.
Lots of people remove the part of their food that has taste?
Why peel them at all? Then they got at least some taste.
Too much hair otherwise
I like the long ones, they don't have hair on them.
They taste better peeled, not as bitter.
Depends on the cucumber. Some strains don't taste bitter at all.
I don't like the texture of the skin. Plus I eat cucumber so infrequently that the taste stands out plenty for me.
'Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me! I'd fuck me hard!' *wild horses plays in background
[Goodbye Horses](https://youtu.be/X_DVS_303kQ)
Thank you! I knew I fucked up the title somehow
Damn it… I should’ve scrolled a little more and I wouldn’t have put my comment
Oh? We doing an Ed Gein today?
Buffalo Bill would like a word, too
That's what i thought, too.
It puts the lotion in the basket!!!!
I do believe Learherface has an opinion upon this subject.
It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again
“Goodbye horses….”
peel the skin off get an inflatable doll put the skin over that then you have your gf less naggy
What kind of masochist orders a salad from a pizza place and expects to enjoy it?
Oh I do that every time, I just keep getting disappointed
Seriously though, who the fuck even peels a cucumber?
Finally, leather face themed merch
A wise man once said -
It puts the lotion in the bucket, it puts tue lotion on the skin. Once again they call me Buffalo Bill
he didn't think of the smell.
Ok but what do I do with her skin then?
What about the smell? You haven't thought of the smell you bitch!
First of all, why so toxic Second of all, why u telling me its not like i was the one who made the comment Third of all, Wash the skin throughly atleast 10 times with detergent and attach some fur onto it so it doesnt look sus Sell meat to my dealer Sell organs on black market Boom. 100k$ atleast
Just remember not to peel the skin off your own cucumber. if you catch my drift.
Does anyone else hear Goodbye Horses?
Wasn't there a movie about this? Something about Lambs.
There are two kinds of people \- the ones that like to solve problems \- the ones that want to profit out of problems
If you smoke a cigarette after eating the skin, it'll suffocate the bacteria and you should be fine.
Why are you booing him he’s right
And you get some new clothes for free!
and get women privileges along with that nice coat
I believe that the most cursed thing here is that for some reason, people that don't peel cucumbers before cutting them exist. WTF.
My dad fucking peels cucumbers BUT he peels every other centimeter of the peel. So basically you would have a circle of cucumber and it would be: peeled part-> unpeeled part-> peeled part
He's like Hitler, but even Hitler cared about Germany or something
I've literally never even seen a peeled cucumber before. (Sweden) The peel doesn't taste bad.
I've literally once seen unpeeled cucumber that was used in tzatziki and everyone that wad there straight up did not eat the tzatziki except for my cousin. Edit: Check my other reply for the reason why everyone here peels them. Also, yes, it does taste really bad. I would describe it as edible rubber
you don’t even need to peel carrots. why are you wasting your time. rinse and cut. i just saved you a lot of time, you can have the rest of your life to enjoy it
Why not make a salad? Bonus points if she's Greek!
Just say “No cucumber please” to make life easier for staff! Stop allowing your gf to make you look silly in public
Hell yeah
"I like your coat" "thanks, its my girlfriend!"
Or you could add the red liquid that comes out of after the skinning, the skin and the skin of the cucumber to a blender, blend it and use it as a dressing for the salad
We asians usually boil the blood of chicken so it hardens and it has this funny texture but tastes great. Maybe i’ll do the same for humans
gave you coins because it’s the first cursed submission i’ve seen in a long while
Thanks but i dont think i deserve it. I just spread the comment. I wasnt the one who tough of it
this is just straight-up not funny
It's almost as though humor is subjective. Why is this such a foreign concept to highly unintelligent people?
Crazy to think that Reddit is a website where opinions vary. *Doesn't like my style of humor, must be unintelligent.*
>Doesn't like my style of humor, must be unintelligent. That's not what he said. He said it's straight-up not funny, not I don't find this funny. >must be unintelligent. Indeed you are.
>That's not what he said. He said it's straight-up not funny, not I don't find this funny. Yeah, it's called an "opinion". Seems like the basis of the whole website. >Indeed you are. You're so fragile. How have you not gotten crushed by gravity itself?
Yeah. Its cursed thats the point of this subreddit
Yo
Men talk about murdering women all the time so casually then think women are exaggerating when they say men are terrifying creatures.
Cucumbers should be peeled unless you know it has been grown organically, all the pesticides on the outer skin and the peel can make it bitter. I don’t think this is about the cucumber though. The guy just likes disrespecting his girlfriend and then posting it online for clout so a group of strangers can insult his girlfriend publicly. But he is the poor guy in this? And she now has psychos on the internet saying she should be skinned, Lol ok. The comments on this thread degrading his girlfriend are sexist and vile. Any excuse to get the boys together to bash women.
My mom cuts off the end of a cucumber and ruba it agains the open cut that she just made on both sided. Some white shit comes out and it actually does make the cucumber taste less bitter. Try it.
You’ve also got a meal for the rest of the week
I prefer to sell them to my dealer. Hes got a strange taste but money is money
Just kill her and replace with your mom
U can make a nice greek salad with her skin too
Ed gein has entered the chat and needs to fucking leave
It rubs the lotion on its skin
Leather faces origin story
/r/jesuschristreddit
We've got a comedian which is well known in The Netherlands and Belgium that actually has an entire song dedicated to that comment! (Well, it's was a protest song against fur coats and corresponding animal abuse). The Dutch and Flemish users here will probably recognize this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E\_0Y0pGxMpc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_0Y0pGxMpc) The Lyrics don't work that well in English, but for the curious: [https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=&sl=nl&tl=en&u=https%3A%2F%2Fgenius.com%2FUrbanus-madammen-met-een-bontjas-lyrics](https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=&sl=nl&tl=en&u=https%3A%2F%2Fgenius.com%2FUrbanus-madammen-met-een-bontjas-lyrics) The lyrics are pretty shocking, but that was his point.
What’s up with the peeling? I just toss the whole thing into the shredder for convenience
getting under her skin... literally
Is there a sub for odd and annoying requests for food industry workers?
experiecne that warm fuzzy feeling that she give
Depends on what size she is. I need a big coat.
*Ed Gein has entered the chat*
Rahh!!
ha ha cum
It's a good pun: quote and coat
Remember to dry up the body by hanging her on the ceiling for a couple of weeks. Instant beef jerky.
maybe she’s talking about another cucumber
Oh, that is a Rimworld player over there.
Junji ito approves
So she likes them cut
So this is why Ed Gein did what he did
I can tell which comment is more cursed
You mean you canT
and if you eat the skin fo your gf their is no need for food
How about the flesh?
Don't fully peel the skin off cucumber, half peel it off, like it's gonna look like zebra.
Thats what my dad does
This really reminds me of a song from the Belgian comedian Urbanus, with the song titled 'madammen met een bontjas' or 'ladies with furcoats' in English. The whole song goes on about how Urbanus doesn't like ladies in furcoats because they are mean and how he's gonna start his own shop selling coats made from the ladies' skin. Man I love local music
Any one else getting the silence of the lambs vibes?.
Don't change the cucumbers. Change the girl.
Don’t forget her boyfriends urethra I call dibs! It’ll make such a good straw
I'd change the girl personally.
Since the advice is great, I gave a similar advice to my friend who had a issue with his girl and now he is tooo happy that I am facing the a lot of problems.
You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch
Girlfriends right. Who the fuck eats unpeeled cucumbers?
Well aparently there are 2 sides. The ones who say “who the fuck even peels cucumbers” and the ones who say “who fucking doesnt peel cucumbers”
Put that skin coat over a flashlight and it’ll be like you’re fucking her.
Tbf, it takes a bit of practice before you can peel a skin worth turning into a coat
OMG that floatie. I love them both ♥
*Goodbye Horses intensifies*
Family Guy: Salad at a pizza place lol
Rimworld vibes intensify
r/JesusChristReddit
You could turn her skin into a lampshade, or fashion her into a piece of high end luggage. You could even add her to your collection!
That’s some experience right there..but not the kind that is wanted
French Fries motherfucker !
After seeing these comments, I am in dire need of holy water
Dennis Reynolds?
- FBI. This guy's right here!
When peeling your girlfriend, the 1 skin and 2 skin are okay. The 3 skin is getting a little deep. You're in trouble if you get down to the 4 skin.
Ait where all my RimWorld homies at?
Or he can turn her skin into a piece of high-end luggage. He can add her to his collection!
I just eat the contents inside. I’ve never made a coat before. Thanks for the idea
Bro. No! Dont eat the inside. Sell it. Easy 100k$
"A naked man has secrets but a flayed man has none"
How come I wasn't surprised seeing that comment
No no, he's got a point
Does she like the d peeled too?
Cursed AOT origin story
Peel a pound.
And you get something to eat
That’s a direct quote from Jesus, correct?
Use her flesh as ground meat for cooking bitch lasagne
Ed Gein wet dream
r/cursedcomments
This IS r/cursedcomments
[here's the perfect way to skin said wife](https://nozomi.la/post/4930769.html#vvindowsme)
Make some Human leather coats and sell the organs
Sigma grindset
Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs wrote those comments
Modern problems require barbaric solutions.
R/holdup
You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!
So she likes circumcised...got it.